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Oct 11, 2017 1:09 PM
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youneverknowwhatyouregoingtoget
HipHopSaint
r/grandpajoehate
Gunner192
Lynn Lynn city of . . .Jack Albertson? Yup, Lynn Mass, birthplace of Jack Albertson.
ILBRelic
Isn't that the cop from Utah who got fired?
Uberdude100
Woah, he looks like the salt lake city cop who arrested the nurse
Uberdude100
poo127001
RyanMcAllister
There was a Facebook group for a long time called "I hate Grandpa Joe"
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
I always loved when Charlies ma says "where'd you get that bread?" and Granpa says "Who cares? That doesn't matter." Grandpa was a gangsta.
popejubal
Depression is a hell of a burden.
boaja
I reckon, people bashing gramps here, what if he is mentally unfit?
BDBones
A good point was made, but if he was mentally unfit he shouldn't be the one in charge of a kid in a whacky factory
LesbianSyphiliticSpanker
https://www.reddit.com/r/grandpajoehate/
UserSubLurkerMan
If I could do that and help my kid win a chocolate factory, then I'd bum my way through it too. Also, what about the other 3 in bed?
YouShouldHearTheThingsIDontSay
Now he is living it up on Charlie's chocolate money.
MantisTobagganMD
And he had a coke nail. Using his daughters money to ski the snowy slopes
Brocktooon
How does a sponge live in a pineapple on a fry cook's salary?
M4nFle5h
Worst than Hitler
GingerLaird
With all due respect, he was 'helped' out of bed.
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
just more acting
gablestout
GingerLaird
They actually pulled him out of bed before he could do that, and he couldn't hold his balance until he did a Dark Souls Roll.
chewio
Say no to uncle joe
gunga559
Was only 50 years old
whatevenarecats
This was just an f’ed up movie all around
DiscoBiscuits99
Fuck you, Grandpa Joe.
MichaelIllum
He also talks Charlie into breaking the rules, then try’s to convince him to steal a gobstopper to sell to slugsworth
3dartwork
I can't remember when Joe has anything to do with the gobstopper. But Joe is a dick.
alancake
This is why Willy Wonka wanted to choose a child to give his factory to!
2shy4you
tonyjarrets
Lazier than a lazy eye
Peeples87
Grandpa Joe is the actual villain in this movie. Go back and look at all the times he tries to influence Charlie in a bad way.
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MidiArbite
Eh, can't bind a kid with an NDA anyhow. Nothin wrong with keeping a Plan B.
darwinhacker
"Let's take a drink Charlie, nobody's looking".
rrlyrae
"who cares where he got it [the bread]? the point is he got it." actively encouraging charlie to steal.
ThrillMurray
Next time you watch the film, look at the fingernails on his little fingers. Grandpa joe liked a good bump every now and then.
rrlyrae
https://i.giphy.com/media/1Z02vuppxP1Pa/giphy.mp4
MOSIA
Makes fun of children for breaking rules, convinces Charlie to break rules, lights up at Wonka for telling him he broke the rules. H8 him.
AnythingMuchShorter
He talks him into trying the fizzy lifting drink, for one, and that's what almost gets him kicked out of the contest.
Win1forthegifer
Killed*
AnythingMuchShorter
That's true, but everyone dies, few have a chance at glory, the glory of owning a really weird candy factory.
ThisIsNoCave
Plus he insisted on using his daughter's money to buy pipe tobacco even though everyone was starving.
trina1978
Dad?
Mouthhug
Charlie did the right thing in the end despite his grandpa being a listless jerk. Gives me hope.
TheGuyWithTheAnswers
But he is old enough to gamble
boaja
Good morninggggg! look at the sun!
GeminiBattle
'Oh look, my dick works too! Get over here Josephine! Papa
davematthews013
Plus... Coke nail
SuckMyBalls2Xs
BuzzFeed right? hilarious.
Ulthirm
In the film he insists that he not get tobacco and isnt it the money that charlie uses to actually get the bar?
ThisIsNoCave
He finally started to feel guilty when his GRANDSON was supporting his habit, so he used that money to buy Charlie a Wonka Bar.
TinyLiehon
Don't remember that bit being in the books
EmmyCee
Omg so true!
LordCarna
I used to work child protection, that is so common. "I don't have money for food!" (After spending 100 a week on cigarettes & soda)
Arrrrgggggghhhh
Not quite the same,but when I worked at a servo ppl would come in buy a $30 packet of smokes and then only have enough for like $2 of petrol
Arrrrgggggghhhh
For non aussies. Servo = gas/petrol station, smoke = cigarettes. And yes cigarettes are that expensive here.
LordCarna
If those people have kids they will be doing the same at the supermarket. Buy "smokes" first, then 2 min noodles for kids. Then buy a meal
LordCarna
For themselves at the pub.