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Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?
Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?
Jan 10, 2018 12:25 AM
BombertKaboom
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Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?
jerner15
OhMyGoshSomeoneActually
“Are you still fucking here Morpheus?” - Neo probably.
rach3t4
instantly saved this to my 'gold memes' folder ty
Goldernie
Whoa.
BombertKaboom
DoctorDelta
fuldkornsbaronen
I don’t know, are we??
SquareDiesMad
This is great, I can't believe I haven't seen this before. You knocked it out of the park OP
thtguyjosh
W.. what’s happening
Bob64
a glitch in the matrix of memes.
taco1910
The one time I want this to be clickbait, where is that girl in the red dress today, 2018?
apexified
Fiona Johnson https://m.imgur.com/cRizK
TheSilverSeraph
Some say she is still walking down that street.
Iworkinmovies
ussicefish
Look again
surprisemotherfuckers
Morpheus is best girl
DiabloGrandeArts
Yes, Morpheus, we are you listening
YoshiHike
bigian77
No1v1
Were*
Tuvano
Were you reposting, or busy fking up the title?
D1gger
Theorionmage
Atavistically, 'No'... Instinctual 'AWARENESS' of reproductive desire and potential can... and does undermine, 'color' and over-ride ALL!
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
The only one worth making and up voting
KoltoForYourCuts
This is its final form.. it can die here now.. shhhh, pass on little meme buddy.
BORGALOOGIE
+1 But still, you we’re not paying attention... is that the joke?
BombertKaboom
No, the spellcheck “corrected” were to we’re
Luc1ferSam
RacecarRoadcar
Looks like spellcheck fucked up your title.
BombertKaboom
It did...
BarfTittiesGalore
I think we'll be able to look past that because the content is so decent!
BombertKaboom
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
it
jake03583
Yes. We are you listening. We are you listening always.
johnzaku
Be prepared for the onslaught....
whopbobbaloobop
Now I have to get my "Matrix" DVD out to see if this has been photo spotted at all. Thanks
AFelineMassofEyes
Hint: Neo doesn't wear a short-sleeved plaid shirt.
BastardMan1977
This is the only one of these I've ever upvoted
TheRealSancho
Agreed
garbagegirlcindy21
I'm upvoting because you're upvoting
richardpleasums
Yeah, best one yet.
disemboweled
quattroformaggix4
Same
boywiththehappypenis
Your medal is in the post. It should arrive in one, two, fuck you.
Dimentive
You sinner.
zeroversion
Well aren’t you a hero
Lolyfe420
Same
toasteheh
Stop copying what other people do. Now go out there and be yourself and conquer the world you hot tomato!
AquaCrusher
Negative, I am a meat popsicle
ZomBaeee
LazlarBalor
I can’t even look at you right now.
SemperMalus
Mother fucker that's fifth element!
AquaCrusher
Wah? @korbendallas2014 pls confirm
Gonz000
BastardMan1977
Hi
AquaCrusher
I made a quote reading your username and these knobgobblers think I'm referring to matrix, just to catch you up.
LettucePrime
Nope. Out of the loop. Don't get it.
Gonz000
Gonz000
You need to go watch fifth element. Like right now
LettucePrime
Every time I get a chance I always get it confused with 6th Sense because it's got BW, but then I have it connected to Lady in the Water~
LettucePrime
~in my weirdass stupid mind that thinks that Shyamalan directed BW in everything where the dude doesn't kill something. TLDR, I keep~~
ummactually
Damn! You must be cool as shit!
joeyvelour
Zovanget
Why did this make front page. The joke went over my head. Need an adult!
wheresyourcommentsense
Is this Ezra Miller?
LightfootMAster
BombertKaboom
ahhhhtomzilla
SuperFittingUsername
ItsThreeThirtyThree
RocketLeaguer93
Chewbaccabra
Seeing how deep the rabbit hole goes.
AManWhoWasntThere
We're.....WE'RE???
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
We're you. All of us. We're all Neo.
MadMupp
Wher're've
PunjabiMacgyver
correct.
creaothceann
The youth of a nation...
3654798521
we're.. we're!
PrincessBride1
Yeah I had to down vote because of that. Ouch. It burns!
solarshado
I did't switch to downvote, but I hated having to take away the upvote...
PrincessBride1
Aww you're a nice person! :)
Sarcasticbombastic
TheLittlestLebowski
Deffentlynotagnome
We are you listening neo? Makes since to me.
Sammyv17
My phone always autocorrects were to we're. It's really annoying.
ThePizzaGuyOfJustice
My phone changes were to we're all the time. I get it.
magicrhombus
Won't somebody please think of the children?!
rach3t4
Whomst've'er*
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
they are in the matrix so everyone am thing is one with it and eachother so techneily he right somehow if you use imagination
Minoxus
Bames Nond's having a stronk.
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
?
Minoxus
Call a bondulance
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
atil ogt therea poitn righty o mate go cherer us oup right
IDoubtThisWillBeAvailable
We're you not reading?
aznanimality
Their it;s.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Gah, this gave me a headache.
Souljah42
We're not gonna stand for this are we? Were you thinking we would just let this go @OP?
Theresadropbearoverthere
Were you listening, or were you looking at the grammatical errors in red font.
UsuallyComments
We're not you guys getting the we're correctly?
kirkov90
You need many upvotes for this friend.
Shitposting2017
Pregananat
Submoosable
Pregrenade
limenode
"Starch" "masks"
Mini007
KLUSTENATOR
We're not gonna take it....
Bulvox77k
Triggered
Scotticus93
It's correct as is
Sarcasticbombastic
It's is correct, Good sur.
ButtholeIceCreamParlor
Its' car rekt gud ser
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
Autocorrect does that sometimes. It's annoying because it never gets it right
pauliexclusions
Turn it off
ImmortalAzrael
Nothing is more annoying than when autocorrect changes a correctly spelled word to another word.
quattroformaggix4
Correct. I can mess up plenty all by myself, thank you very much autocorrect!
hungryforaworldthathurtsless
Mmm, google telling me directions on a part of the route I already know where I'm going is up there. The fact that Trump is President also 1
hungryforaworldthathurtsless
deserves to be in the running for the thing nothing is more annoying than. Ooh, exes and custody disputes. Fuck, those are SUPER annoying
baturro
Your just not gonna let this go, are you?
thedangpiss
I will [cowboy silently nodding in respect] to this warrior.
Schnacksel
Why the downvotes? Isn't this obviously an homage?
baturro
Yeah, right?
quattroformaggix4
Nothing is obviously on imgur
Obscurant
The script for this scene where Morpheus is talking is amazing. I never really realized how deep it was until I was older.
RubelliteFae
That whole movie was prescience af. In fact, I haven't seen a Wachowskis film that wasn't amazingly astute
KneeSlapperson
I think he’s referring to when he says to Neo, “what is real? If real is just something you can see, taste, smell, or feel, then real (1/2)
KneeSlapperson
“Is just a series electrical impulses in your brain.” And so on.
Obscurant
Nuh uh, the other one where he describes their purpose in the matrix. I posted it in response to 'ohmyapplepie's' question.
ohmyapplepie
How so?
Obscurant
He's considered 'the one' and, as Morpheus describes, there to save people, people who aren't ready to be saved, maybe don't want to; he
Obscurant
gets distracted by a woman. I found it to be analagous to Christianity, spread the gospel and be careful not to be a slave to sin yourself.
Obscurant
people will revile you, reject you, etc. There's a lot of religious undertones in the movie. I'll post the speech alongside this too.
Obscurant
The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawy
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ers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that
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makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopeles
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sly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.