IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
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Dad's helpful advice.
Very true.
Since I'm moving, it might take me a little while to respond, but I promise I will when I can.
catacs
MayorLavonHayes
Potato
Hornyhippo1
I'M IN SEATTLE THIS MADE ME SUPER HAPPY I MESSEGED YOU I CANNOT USE PUNCTUATION PROPERLY!
EmperorOfSeattle
Welcome to Seattle. As the Emperor I shall have to request you to join our fight against Portland and their bicycles. TO ARMS!
Xenocideisaplan
I was waiting for you to say vampires
yaomon
i am seattle
zeppelinpirates
I'm in Seattle. PM inbound.
GentleBen25
I mean, you misused like 6 memes here... I figure you lose points for that
IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
Uh oh. Which ones are you specifically worried about? I kind of assumed everyone knew the correct usage so I decided to be a little creative
vakler
I just moved to Seattle a few days ago! Came here with nothing but a laptop and a small suitcase. Landed a job yesterday.
IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
Nice job! Where are you working?
harrydunn
I just moved to a whole new city across the country by myself as well. Here's to branching out and getting out of our comfort zones!
bexhope
Me too! Moved from California to DC for the fun of it. Yay for adventure!
songversustam
Where did you move to?
harrydunn
I moved from Minnesota to Texas, and I'm having a blast! Meeting new people and venturing out is an exciting experience.
iateabigredcandleonce
I just moved to Seattle too! A month ago. Can we be friends?!
InterruptingAdele
I'm about to move to Seattle in the summer of 2015 with my partner. LES BE FRIENDS
iateabigredcandleonce
Um. CHYEAH!
IfYoureReadingThisItsHammerTime
I live in Seattle. I have the internet. I use imgur.
phdinhorribleness
Will be in Seattle soon! and by soon I mean a year...or two...but soon.
IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
Dwight was right on. What a champ.
handsforcarl
FACTS.
TreasureCat66
good luck OP!
IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
Thanks!
althanan
Seriously, though, the job market here is a little rough right now unless you're in tech. Best of luck to you.
IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
I am in tech. Thanks.
althanan
Lucky you, then! Friendly tip, though: avoid Microsoft if you can. None of my friends/FoF's that work there report happy times lately.
delecti
If you wouldn't mind a job at Amazon, feel free to send me your resume.
Tothebadcommentsection
Where in Seattle you moving to? I've been here 8 months and still looking for friends, Seattle doesn't make it easy. I'm in cap Hill.
iliketurtlez
Yeah. We're know for the "seattle freeze"
WouldYouLikeSomeBaileysImOldGregg
I've been here for 7 years and still looking for friends. But, I'm antisocial, so I've got that going against me.
IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
I'm South of that I think, right above Yesler Terrace or something like that.
Tothebadcommentsection
That's the international district or the CD. Not far at all. Yeah man hit me up when you're out here. I got a beer with your name on it.
Aliandrita
Yall should come dancing. Not like club dancing, but Blues dancing. Or Fusion. It's super fun :D
IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
Tell me more.
Aliandrita
Blues and Fusion dancing is social partner dancing. You don't have to know how to do it, nor come with a partner. You just sorta show up,
Aliandrita
If you'd like, I'll send you the facebook invite.
Aliandrita
and dance with people. It's a 5 dollar cover charge, all ages, not a hookup spot, there's a good, but fluctuating community, welcoming.
annerbananers
OP, I don't live in Seattle but I really really want to... find me a good place will ya?
binicorn
there are bridges to live under
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d3/FremontTroll.jpg
binicorn
exactly what I was thinking!!
IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
It is really challenging to move! Good luck, and if I find somewhere I'll let you know :P
ben9105
In Seattle, I moved here in May without really knowing anybody. That being said I've just started murdering people though.
everybodyseverything
so close...
ben9105
Tis the season to become serial.
PressedRatAndWarthog
It's a complete coincidence that weed is legal in Seattle, right?
hlynn117
Alaska & Oregon, too, my friend.
PressedRatAndWarthog
Our new (Oregon) law doesn't become active 'til July of 2015 though :(
Melanisia
Starbucks AND weed? I may have to vacation in Seattle...
IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
Yeah, since Colorado is closer.
PressedRatAndWarthog
But also... it's Colorado.
Liquidbullets
Colorado has some of the most beautiful landscape..
IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
What's wrong with Colorado?
Liquidbullets
Sup OP. I moved to Seattle and lived there for years. If you don't mind overcast and rainy weather, you'll love it.
Civikjm
Broncos. ;)
YoloSwagginsAndTheKnightsOfTheRoundTable
Nothing. Colorado is fucking awesome. I hope to end up there some day.
206SEA
It's not Seattle
whoisyourdaddy
Radiation from natural quartz and altitude, potheads, Denver broncos. Not necessarily in that order.
Gnoll
There's still plenty of potheads in Seattle though.
PressedRatAndWarthog
No ocean. Also: Eastern Colorado makes Kansas seem interesting.
Civikjm
There is no ocean in Seattle, only sound.
AliceDmillionare
false. As someone who was born and raised in Iowa, now living in Colorado Springs. Eastern Colorado (Past Limon) does not suck more than KS
IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
I sea. I have only been to the ocean when I was young, so I don't remember it very well. I'm excited to see it again.
FlamingBunnyTomb
What part of Seattle OP?
FlamingBunnyTomb
I mean.... there's a pretty big difference between Northgate and Capital Hill.
wandergeist
Capitol Hill. O.
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ceralyn
Hello, fellow Hamster
JulioGatsby
+1 for being from Bellingham
IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
Ummm. Between Belltown and the Yesler Terrace, or something like that I think.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
You basically just listed like a third of Seattle as an area, heh. Though, don't like, give your address or something.
terranoble
Well, you're smack in the middle of it then. You won't have any trouble finding things to do.
wandergeist
Uhhhhh... Belltown is the northern part of downtown; Yesler Terrace is towards the south-eastern edge. So...?
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IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
http://imgur.com/cHKoiHG
wandergeist
So basically "Downtown somewhere." (FWIW, Belltown is yuppie condos and YT is former projects, ie where Sir-Mix-A-Lot grew up)
terranoble
I hope you found low income housing, or you're rich!
TheBlackxRanger
isnt the minimum wage for seattle going to be up to $15 by 2018?
BecauseTheStatusIsNotQuo
I WANT THIS GUY TO BE SUCCESSFUL!! Someone please help him/her on my behalf!!!!!
blitherypoop
This guy could be a lady guy.
SheAintHaveNoNipples
Upvoting simply bc I couldn't stop reading this..I had to keep going
grislycastle
Congrats, you have an attention span greater than a-
GetBackToWorkYouFool
I know right!? As a sedentdary being I be like http://media.tumblr.com/69f13ef4f711b2151611781b6f4c12a3/tumblr_inline_mr10dbeL9B1qz4rgp.gif
spaghettilegs
I realized about halfway through that the memes were being used appropriately. .. it made me happy and want to keep reading
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
I felt like I was hyperventilating when I got to the end.
iamireland
It was strangely compelling, I wasn't even looking at the pictures.
BrazilianThunderPanda
I work in Seattle! We could be friends I'm super old. Like in my 30's old.
IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
Woah, that's so old! But nah, you probably sent me a pm, but I haven't checked them yet, but I will soon and then we can be friends. K.
awkwardzombie
Fuck me running...that makes me super-mega old. Like in my 40's old.
Imgonnaburnonedown
47 today!
bentwrenches
If you are super mega old in your 40's, I guess I have one foot in the grave being 50 and all.
ArmChairCommentator
How is it in the 30s man? I am getting there soon and got a few grey hairs already
datumerrata
Same as the 20's, but things don't work as well. Repercussions carry more weight. Healing factor wanes.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
so true...
BrazilianThunderPanda
It's awesome. So long as you don't have kids, debts finally get paid off, working hard pays off, you're allowed to not give a shit.
ArmChairCommentator
I like adulthood. Can buy what I want without question. Also, paid off the student loan a couple of months back. So, yaay
spankitformedaddy
fuck is that old??
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
what percentage of people on this page do you figure are younger than 30? I'd wager something pretty high
BrazilianThunderPanda
i don't think so but occationally imgur says otherwise.
spankitformedaddy
LIES! I want these comments from sexy, bearded, funny men (of my age) to be real! fine ass age of 33.
Doyouevenpraise
That was strangely compelling
Bigpov
Almost all of those were used wrong...:(
cake0rdeath
It bugged me too
imkrk
Yeah OP sucks
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TheInternetIsSeriousBusiness
Unlike your mom after last night!
IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
T-T gooby pls
schmeagletheregalbeagle
I live in Seattle! And if you're bringing the cat, you can be my new bestfriend.
Kehy
I live in Sumner, not Seattle. Booo
everybodyseverything
Me too! Can I get in on this cat-loving-Seattleite action??
OMGInsanity
I want in!
ThatBabyDontLookLikeMe
I live in Atlanta.
fairyunicornz
bring the cat to gorditos and we can finally make this imgur-seattle-burrito meet up happen
iateabigredcandleonce
I just went to Gorditos for the first time on Saturday. Holy fuck. (Just moved to Seattle too)
pizzarollsandoreos
Let me know when there's a Dick's meet up. Not to be confused with a Dicks meat up. Man, I miss Dick's.
Jenkypoo
I tried Gorditos a couple weeks ago. I was unimpressed.
iliketurtlez
It's meh.
zcstover
it's kinda for the novelty
OliveTea
There's an imgur-seattle-burrito meet up?
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compoundblue
This helps. I thought you were going to consume the catacs.
ben9105
That's my neighborhood! I'm in.
deadeyesatan
Good luck, Seattle is awesome, people there are awesome too. Portland is pretty awesome too...(this coming from a Canadian...whaaa??)
youspelledmynamewrong
Portland!
zeppelinpirates
Reppin the PNW. I've been in Portland, Olympia, and Seattle. All of it be so damn good
deadeyesatan
Hell ya! and the beer is amazing
lampwork
as a canadian, i agree with all the statements about both of these cities.
MeForScale
What I read: EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
deadeyesatan
life is awesome when EVERYTHING IS AWESOME! lol
ben9105
I love it here. Just moved here. (This is conning from an asshole easy coaster)
muggleborn
Same. Moved to Portland from South Jersey and couldnt be happier.
MakerOnTheMove
Fun fact, those are the two whitest cities in the USA.
StartInternetFights
Rep the Pacific Northwest!!! Shit be real nice here
amlet
True story
atown1z
All hail Cascadia!
deadeyesatan
the beer be real nice too
StartInternetFights
Nobody fucks with NINKASI
craigreyna
eh*
blackdogasiangirl
I live in Seattle. I am kind of awkward. I like cats. Did we just become best friends?
ISayBoooooo
My bitch ex gf is in Seattle. Not sure why I said that, just putting it out there
WHYDONTIREMEMBERMYPASSWORD
So she's single?
TheKindlyOnes
we call it fair warning.
DancingButterfly
Give op her name and address so he/she can avoid her.
thegr8rambino
are you implying her singularity
0100000101001101
A warning?
QUALITYCONTR0L
quality post
dandan73188
Hey I have a bitch ex bf who lives there. We should set them up.
ISayBoooooo
Let's do it
mirozdrn
Haha me too! Let's make his bitch ex gf date your bitch ex bf and cheat with my bitch ex bf so and then we get them catfished 3:)
binicorn
me too! maybe we can get a love triangle going that will get them all fucked up. :)
CaptainCapitalAndHisPunctuationPals
Let's make an EX ORGIE!
PastaIsLife
You want OP to nail and bail, don't you?
QUALITYCONTR0L
yes
PastaIsLife
Smash, and dash, as it were.
QUALITYCONTR0L
yes
PastaIsLife
One could even say, hit it, and quit it.
QUALITYCONTR0L
and yes
PSIhateyou
Oh my gosh. Nearly every meme was used wrong. -cringes-
IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
Oh no!
iwantacorgi
So. Many. Incorrect use of memes.
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Are you the Emperor of Seattle?
dootdootfloop
soon
Thorhees
No, but he's about to be the Fresh Prince of Seattle.
Bellezebobble
He will be when he gets there.
chbarts
Unfortunately, he is the Hick King of Skyrim.
wiggum4president2016
no, he's emperor of shit town... and he's out!
doc70
it's the friikkin cat
Illeist
Unfortunately, he is the High King of Skyrim.
AviatorMoonshine
He probably isn't, but he is most likely the handsome assistant of the emperors right hand.
AviatorMoonshine
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3155857/kronk-and-the-fly-o.gif
LinkWieldsTheTriforceOfCourage
No, but here's the Emperor of the United States. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Wow, and Protector of Mexico. Well done, OP. Well done. And you've lived a long life, it seems.
PeaceAndFlowers
*Chief Seattle?
JerichoKain
^ This.
IBrutallyCritiqueDickPics
He could be! San Francisco had one! http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton
IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
"That's a negative, Captain."
PCard
TheTwoTonNinja
You are now.
Bob423
You should become the Fresh Emperor of Seatle.
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Give it time.
Civikjm
You'd have to lose a lot of brain cells drinking Starbucks to be our overlord.
IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
I like how you think. I'll give you ten points if you can guess what movie I was quoting.
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
I was thinking Serenity, and then I was like, "No, that can't be it." So, I Googled it. But then I felt like a cheater.
IdkManButItKeepsMeUpAtNight
Haha, well good on you for coming clean. I'm sure you'll enjoy life on Planet Bob.
HeeelllloooooooMurse
Are you Karl, King of ducks?
TheLadyNym
Bitch he might be.
EmperorOfSeattle
OP isn't, but I am. You rang?
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
I've been looking everywhere for you! Portland is making a move! Your people need you!
EmperorOfSeattle
RALLY THE TROOPS! CRUSH THE SOUTHERNERS AND THEIR BICYCLES!
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
I would follow you to the ends of the world! Or, rather, all the way to Portland. Same difference.
sideslick
I'm so glad that
is still a thing. That alternate-story Mulan-album was amazing.
Yodaloid
Wha?
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Yodaloid
I didn't know I needed this until now.
CaptnVonClapp
I lol'd so hard over the skin comments!
DanAykroydFanClub
If I'm permitted to piggyback on top this post... I just moved to Chicago from the UK and am in a very similar boat. Sup Internet.
wuddupjoe
Welcome to Chicago. The weather gets a lot worse by the way.
ILikeThisPlanetYouGetOff
I live 45 minutes away from Chicago!! Sup.
pinkflyingpotato
Sup bby
DanAykroydFanClub
Oh hayyyy
GetBackToWorkYouFool
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/i_tried.gif
ladaisycakes
I live in Chicago! Lets hang!
chrisjfinlay
Do you mind if I ask the circumstances? I'm in the UK and kinda want to move to Colorado... did you have a job to come to, or...?
DanAykroydFanClub
Colorado is amazing. If you can get out there, do!
DanAykroydFanClub
My other half is from Chicago. We sold all our stuff in thE UK, flew here and are searching for jobs staying with her family
Amer7
I moved here 6 months ago, still don't have a single friend up here. Making friends after college is hard ><
DanAykroydFanClub
It's like dating. Met a dude at a football game and we swapped numbers. I was like "how long do I wait to text him?"
moarscience
I go to college in Illinois, 'bout 2 hours away, and know folks from the area. I'd be glad to at least let you know there's interest. :)
xmsbeanx
You have an accent it won't be hard for you to attract ppl in general :) everyone loves a nice accent!
homeschooledsocialite
You'll love it there! Moving back myself in jan.
OverpricedCrayon
Im in Chicago and I work with someone from England. Maybe you guys are related.
gothamheresy
I'm in the city of wind as well!
filmkid21
what area of chicago? I live on the north side and don't often leave it cause I'm lazy
DanAykroydFanClub
Lincoln sq
Whyareyoureadingmyusername
Search Facebook for a group called chigurian... If you need any help you can message me.
Amer7
I asked to join, still not accepted =(
LurkingInStilettos
It takes a while, we actually just had over 150 people request to join in the last week-shit's blowin up yo. We're here with open arms tho.
weasleweasleweasle
Logan square, but if you are hungry I flippy the burgers at the watertower place. Blue hair, metal spatula, cant miss ...
Whyareyoureadingmyusername
Chigurian in the making.
ChamomileCameleon
Chicago northern suburbs over here. Where there's nothing to do and downtown is an exotic experience for me.
LurkingInStilettos
North burbs, wut wut. I like how quiet it is up here.
ChamomileCameleon
I'm such a white suburbia girl that Ventra cards amaze me.
jcarn
I'm gonna go ahead and piggyback on your piggyback - I'm a Brit too and I'm moving to NZ to try and make it in Auckland. Where my kiwis at?
The100thMonkey
I'm a kiwi, but I'm in Canada. . . so yeeeah. . . . Awkward.
jcarn
Damn i'd love to go to Canada... If you plan on returning to NZ at some point can we do a swap?
pretzelnugget
If you have a fancy accent, then I'm in.
DanAykroydFanClub
Guaranteed.
QUALITYCONTR0L
^aussie
SirBeefOfCake
Is this what we're doing? Job searching on Imgur? I can do this. In Minnesota now. IT stuff is my thing. And graphic/web design. Video too.
SirBeefOfCake
Maybe @sarah will hire me based on these facts ^?
garglegarglespit
What kinda IT stuff? Company I work for is always looking for Pre-Sales Engineers....
PastaIsLife
Why?
DanAykroydFanClub
I fell in love! With a girl. Not the weather.
CupOfEnglish
Random question but what did you do in regards to a Visa? I am in the exact same situation but getting a work visa seems really hard...
DanAykroydFanClub
It is. I'm fortunately a dual citizen. But we had a real fucking nightmare getting my wife a UK visa.
WhateverWhateverIDoWhatIWant
Better be, because the weather is about to get real shitty real fast.
ArmChairCommentator
I live in Chicago! What's up?
DanAykroydFanClub
I've been here 3 weeks and seen the seasons change about half a dozen times. Sup with yourself?
TheAngryBang
inbox me, i too live just outside chicago
ArmChairCommentator
Got to take the winter clothes out. Which neighborhood did you move into?
DanAykroydFanClub
Foolishly packed my winter coats in the long haul shipping from the UK! I'm in Lincoln Sq at present
NaziPigeon
Yeah lol you dun goofed. A boat with holes is safer than Lincoln sq.
Numbaz878
So do I!
DanAykroydFanClub
My interests include drinking, design and politics. I have no leatherbound books and my apt. has no scent of mahogany.
mistervinster
You're perfect! *swoon* #ChicagoRepresent!
MyNamesIsGurIAmGurImgur
I live in this magical place called the region, when you figure out what that is, inbox me
OverpricedCrayon
I live in Chicago and I dont even know what the region is
MyNamesIsGurIAmGurImgur
Eventually my friend, eventually.
OverpricedCrayon
Its been 27 years so far and still nothing.
DanAykroydFanClub
"where the “ethnic” slums of South Side Chicago meets “white corn-fed hillbilly” Indiana" well damn.
MyNamesIsGurIAmGurImgur
Not sure corn fed hillbilly is really what I'd call it. Or Slum....
scottythesheepwhisperer
Best description I've ever seen of "the Region"!
kikiohearts
o.O the region... as a Gary commuter to Chicago I have no idea what that is or where... Do tell
MyNamesIsGurIAmGurImgur
If you come back and tell me Miller Beach I'm going to be pissed
MyNamesIsGurIAmGurImgur
you live in the region.... If you don't know by now I fear for your social life. btw Gary? Why, Gary?
kikiohearts
LOL no not Miller Beach.. after I moved from Ireland I moved here to Gary.. its where I went to College and stuff.. .LOL also rent is like