Sep 19, 2022 5:59 PM
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FletcherCarnaby
Beautiful!
ZealousEventide
I live in Arizona and had no idea those things exist. *terror sets in*
Mirilali
We are America's Australia... Pick a thing, it probably wants to kill us and usually has the methods to do so.
AnansiSpider
How lovely~ <3
woozle
WolfofEdensGate
I need to watch this
saltreplacement
They're ambush predators
jankeydadondc
Last thing you wanna do is run from an ambush predator. They'll shoot you in the back with their shoulder mounted launchers
CrimsonShortOne
That's a beautiful spider... I dont want to touch it, but I'll gladly look at it
OhIfIMust
I found one on my window sill when I was a kid; scared the hell out of me, but even then I was really impressed by it. They're like spiky >
living emeralds! At least now I know what they're called.
cjandstuff
At first I read that as "Check out this spider fountain in Arizona."
Any fountain can become a spider fountain, just replace water with spiders! Just think of the water conservation we could claim!
Splitlicker
TKBold
D'awww they're abominable!
blaghart
My instincts are screaming atm but all my conscious brain sees is a poor confused little guy trying to figure out why this tree is weird.
slotheroll
fr0stbyte124
I spent the whole video waiting for it to jump at my face. It's looped now and I still feel like it might.
oldguyexlurker
He (or she) is gorgeous! What part of AZ did you find it in? I've never seen it here.
LinemanMatt
Exactly what I was looking for too. Per several sites it's all over AZ. It mostly likes to hang out on Prickly Pear cacti. Wishing you luck!
Mackrelmint
What a cute little nope
SolsticeViper
That's a really cool spider
wiseandstupid
I hate spiders but as far as spiders go, that's a pretty specimen. Still wouldn't touch it.
GuyLuomo
Nope! No, no, no, no! Noooope!
astraIvoid
That's a nope for me dawg. [But I'm glad you can find the beauty in the nopes]
Thesaya
Friend!
Bytencoder
Fiend!
MochaTheLion
Omg Yess lots of ppl hate them but spooders are so cute
ZebraCockSandwich
XD I call them Speeders :p (or mock spanish - el spidre LOL)
DoYouHaveYourTowel
TheRicM
Amazing, looks like a cactus
thegraphiteknight
Not a fan of spiders, but that one's very pretty
AtsaMattaForMe
aww... v
VenomSnek
Fuckweasel
v
MK1Maniac
Calibrating... Hug time!
OmnipotentBeing
Hashbrown123
Jumpers don't bother me.
HostMigrationPleaseWait
beautiful!
youcanifIcan
That's what's on my neck every time my shirt tag rubs against my skin
ChorizoPig
The legs are amazing!
MrNardtastic
They remind me of Woody's landlord in the movie Kingpin ?
DeKetsendeRechter
:(
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
Hehe. You have hobbit feet! -^_^-
Ohyesireallydidthat
You misspelled nasty
ProfessorBanesworth
They go alllll the way up
CreepyPhlox
Here’s the one I currently have in the garden.
Toffeeaccident
A mighty hunter
lurkilydurkiler
Beautiful! Looks like a broach or something.
chikichikiyei
We have very different definitions of cutie. And pie for that matter.
Evilbunnnnyy
Kill it with fire
fformulaa
But pies can be totally cutie puhtooties!
echosierra775
I don't care what pretty colors they show up in, i still hate em.
Karelmakazi
It's fucking huge too... Infininope from me on this one
MithridateEupator
Agree, this spider is a straight up slut - smoky sexy yet experienced. And you're right about no pie, that ass is all cake.
canadianreserve
Well, we don't all think you are attractive either, but we still say nice things about you.
YummyBubb1es
There's a second thing on the bottom of his hand. You can see the leg wiggle
Fishkeeper
Oh, there is! Good eye.
Lynx spiders are awesome! Though they are major hunters of bees and butterflies in the garden
SoraHjort
Apparently their bites aren't usually deadly, just painful and large swelling.
Here’s mine. She eats real good and is currently protecting her egg sac (this is b4, hence the plumpness).
I wonder how they'd do in a turf war with the assassin bugs that infest a nearby bush that's a popular bee destination...
amb1021
I have a lot of wheel bugs and a lot of spiders, and unless there's strong webbing involved the wheel bugs usually win.
Comet260
Get some small cameras and upload the carnage to YouTube.
Call Sir David Attenborough, he's probably got that on film somewhere.
thesunisgettingreallow
I am trying to be better about my feelings towards spiders, but that thing is a massive no
Violaquin
I understand and I’m proud of you for trying to be cool around spiders. They make wonderful housemates, eating other bugs and all.
mycatsings
I don`t care if it knows how to make pancakes, it ain`t sitting on MY hand!
counterintel
It's the little spikes on the legs that make them so cuddly
TarrkertheNewt
Don't feel bad. I grew up loving spiders and I STILL have that "AH!" reflex sometimes when they're crawling on me. LoL :P
FartingWiener
I think most people don't like surprise spiders. Not knowing it's on you is how you get bit
SIGMA920
It basicly comes down to if they're leaving me alone. I'm content to let a spider living under the sink stay there, actively showing itself?
Dead.
adage009
Strange the bright green actually makes it slightly less creepy but yeah if you a spider, stay the fuck off homie. I will kill you.
khuntCosmosSmuggler
As an Australian that fits into the small spider category
grumpiestoldwoman
You fit into the small spider category?
I find it's easier to deal with spiders when you can look them in the eyes. Something about spider eyes is adorable to me.
thats funny. can't say I agree in general but jumpers do have very cute little eyes/faces.
I think the little CG spider that keeps popping up on the internet helped with that.
oh I loved jumpers before that adorable little guy, but yes I think he's helped a LOT of people feel a bit better about spiders!
It has taken me years and years to get over my fear of bees. Spiders are way down on the list of things to stop being scared of.
took me 20 years to get over my fear of spiders (actively trying). that shit is fuckin hard, but also so freeing.
I want to not be afraid but they're just so... Bleh!!!
I dislike being afraid of things. Everything i've ever been scared of I've turned into something I love. Spiders were by far the hardest tho
Ryebread91
Yeah. I can tolerate bees being near me now. Still scared of wasps and terrified of hornets though.
Samsies.
flamingflamingo
As a kid I was afraid of spiders. My solution was to gear out with thick gloves, catch spiders, and make habitats for them in icecream pails
excellent! My tactic was to similar. learn about them, become fascinated, and slowly work with harmless friendly ones like jumpers by 1/
allowing them to be near me, walking by them (or though doors they were on) etc. worked my way up and hit a wall at wolf spiders, bc they 2/
were the culprit of trauma that caused the fear (I was 3) - but eventually I worked up to squishing them myself instead of screaming - talk3
about adrenaline. And once I was able to face off with them they slowly became less of a threat. Now I'm chill with everyone. 4
FletcherCarnaby
Beautiful!
ZealousEventide
I live in Arizona and had no idea those things exist. *terror sets in*
Mirilali
We are America's Australia... Pick a thing, it probably wants to kill us and usually has the methods to do so.
AnansiSpider
How lovely~ <3
woozle
WolfofEdensGate
I need to watch this
saltreplacement
They're ambush predators
jankeydadondc
Last thing you wanna do is run from an ambush predator. They'll shoot you in the back with their shoulder mounted launchers
CrimsonShortOne
That's a beautiful spider... I dont want to touch it, but I'll gladly look at it
OhIfIMust
I found one on my window sill when I was a kid; scared the hell out of me, but even then I was really impressed by it. They're like spiky >
OhIfIMust
living emeralds! At least now I know what they're called.
cjandstuff
At first I read that as "Check out this spider fountain in Arizona."
Mirilali
Any fountain can become a spider fountain, just replace water with spiders! Just think of the water conservation we could claim!
Splitlicker
TKBold
D'awww they're abominable!
blaghart
My instincts are screaming atm but all my conscious brain sees is a poor confused little guy trying to figure out why this tree is weird.
slotheroll
fr0stbyte124
I spent the whole video waiting for it to jump at my face. It's looped now and I still feel like it might.
oldguyexlurker
He (or she) is gorgeous! What part of AZ did you find it in? I've never seen it here.
LinemanMatt
Exactly what I was looking for too. Per several sites it's all over AZ. It mostly likes to hang out on Prickly Pear cacti. Wishing you luck!
Mackrelmint
What a cute little nope
SolsticeViper
That's a really cool spider
wiseandstupid
I hate spiders but as far as spiders go, that's a pretty specimen. Still wouldn't touch it.
GuyLuomo
Nope! No, no, no, no! Noooope!
astraIvoid
That's a nope for me dawg. [But I'm glad you can find the beauty in the nopes]
Thesaya
Friend!
Bytencoder
Fiend!
MochaTheLion
Omg Yess lots of ppl hate them but spooders are so cute
ZebraCockSandwich
XD I call them Speeders :p (or mock spanish - el spidre LOL)
DoYouHaveYourTowel
TheRicM
Amazing, looks like a cactus
thegraphiteknight
Not a fan of spiders, but that one's very pretty
AtsaMattaForMe
aww...
v
VenomSnek
Fuckweasel
MK1Maniac
Mirilali
Calibrating... Hug time!
OmnipotentBeing
Hashbrown123
Jumpers don't bother me.
HostMigrationPleaseWait
beautiful!
youcanifIcan
That's what's on my neck every time my shirt tag rubs against my skin
ChorizoPig
The legs are amazing!
MrNardtastic
They remind me of Woody's landlord in the movie Kingpin ?
DeKetsendeRechter
:(
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
Hehe. You have hobbit feet! -^_^-
Ohyesireallydidthat
You misspelled nasty
ProfessorBanesworth
They go alllll the way up
CreepyPhlox
Here’s the one I currently have in the garden.
Toffeeaccident
A mighty hunter
lurkilydurkiler
Beautiful! Looks like a broach or something.
chikichikiyei
We have very different definitions of cutie. And pie for that matter.
Evilbunnnnyy
Kill it with fire
fformulaa
But pies can be totally cutie puhtooties!
echosierra775
I don't care what pretty colors they show up in, i still hate em.
Karelmakazi
It's fucking huge too... Infininope from me on this one
MithridateEupator
Agree, this spider is a straight up slut - smoky sexy yet experienced. And you're right about no pie, that ass is all cake.
canadianreserve
Well, we don't all think you are attractive either, but we still say nice things about you.
YummyBubb1es
There's a second thing on the bottom of his hand. You can see the leg wiggle
Fishkeeper
Oh, there is! Good eye.
saltreplacement
Lynx spiders are awesome! Though they are major hunters of bees and butterflies in the garden
SoraHjort
Apparently their bites aren't usually deadly, just painful and large swelling.
CreepyPhlox
Here’s mine. She eats real good and is currently protecting her egg sac (this is b4, hence the plumpness).
OhIfIMust
I wonder how they'd do in a turf war with the assassin bugs that infest a nearby bush that's a popular bee destination...
amb1021
I have a lot of wheel bugs and a lot of spiders, and unless there's strong webbing involved the wheel bugs usually win.
Comet260
Get some small cameras and upload the carnage to YouTube.
Fuckweasel
Call Sir David Attenborough, he's probably got that on film somewhere.
thesunisgettingreallow
Violaquin
I understand and I’m proud of you for trying to be cool around spiders. They make wonderful housemates, eating other bugs and all.
mycatsings
I don`t care if it knows how to make pancakes, it ain`t sitting on MY hand!
counterintel
It's the little spikes on the legs that make them so cuddly
TarrkertheNewt
Don't feel bad. I grew up loving spiders and I STILL have that "AH!" reflex sometimes when they're crawling on me. LoL :P
FartingWiener
I think most people don't like surprise spiders. Not knowing it's on you is how you get bit
SIGMA920
It basicly comes down to if they're leaving me alone. I'm content to let a spider living under the sink stay there, actively showing itself?
SIGMA920
Dead.
adage009
Strange the bright green actually makes it slightly less creepy but yeah if you a spider, stay the fuck off homie. I will kill you.
khuntCosmosSmuggler
As an Australian that fits into the small spider category
grumpiestoldwoman
You fit into the small spider category?
blaghart
I find it's easier to deal with spiders when you can look them in the eyes. Something about spider eyes is adorable to me.
ZebraCockSandwich
thats funny. can't say I agree in general but jumpers do have very cute little eyes/faces.
blaghart
I think the little CG spider that keeps popping up on the internet helped with that.
ZebraCockSandwich
oh I loved jumpers before that adorable little guy, but yes I think he's helped a LOT of people feel a bit better about spiders!
grumpiestoldwoman
It has taken me years and years to get over my fear of bees. Spiders are way down on the list of things to stop being scared of.
ZebraCockSandwich
took me 20 years to get over my fear of spiders (actively trying). that shit is fuckin hard, but also so freeing.
grumpiestoldwoman
I want to not be afraid but they're just so... Bleh!!!
ZebraCockSandwich
I dislike being afraid of things. Everything i've ever been scared of I've turned into something I love. Spiders were by far the hardest tho
Ryebread91
Yeah. I can tolerate bees being near me now. Still scared of wasps and terrified of hornets though.
grumpiestoldwoman
Samsies.
flamingflamingo
As a kid I was afraid of spiders. My solution was to gear out with thick gloves, catch spiders, and make habitats for them in icecream pails
ZebraCockSandwich
excellent! My tactic was to similar. learn about them, become fascinated, and slowly work with harmless friendly ones like jumpers by 1/
ZebraCockSandwich
allowing them to be near me, walking by them (or though doors they were on) etc. worked my way up and hit a wall at wolf spiders, bc they 2/
ZebraCockSandwich
were the culprit of trauma that caused the fear (I was 3) - but eventually I worked up to squishing them myself instead of screaming - talk3
ZebraCockSandwich
about adrenaline. And once I was able to face off with them they slowly became less of a threat. Now I'm chill with everyone. 4