ShaggytheFoxx
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Easy pills to swallow
benbuFamTerror
Exponentially!!!
WetterThanAnOtterInAWashingMachine
#16 r/iam14andthisisdeep
Niggulon
Who does a greentext somewhere other than 4chan?
melancholypanda
I mean it's been a pretty standard convention in usenet and most email clients for like 30 years
Eonymia
#4 so I was doing it right when I climbed that tree and yelled that I'm ready for a fuck? Should have used birds as my defence.
Muhanoid
LocalZoophile
While it does make me grateful for having most of these abilities, I'm still wondering who is out there that has thoughts everyone can hear.
quattroformaggix4
Oh shit, that’s too real
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
ShaggytheFoxx
Calm down edgelord
okamiowagatekiwokurae
#37 being german usually helps ????
abitskeptical
I really, really believe the Danny DeVito one.
Koga90
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
Holy sheep shit, the ads...
neywa402
Alertared
Todd Howard memes are the best.
pancreas
Do not believe his lies
KeksLuthor
Fraud Howard
ContainedShrim
Fraud Coward
GeneralGinger531
Communication is a great skill. A. That pill basically means you can speak every language. B. Everyone will understand you. Miscommunication
GeneralGinger531
happens all the time, so to be able to communicate with humans is impressive and useful in the workplace.
cool299
It doesn't say communicate effectively, or with all humans. It's pretty vague
AtsaMattaForYou
#1
BrightlyColourdFailedDreams
I’ll take the yellow one thanks
frostedflakesaregrrrrrreat
You must have taken it! Good job communicating!
idiotn00b
#5 "trycicle"
EmzieRa
Just based off this selection of memes and nothing else I'm in love with OP... Yup
ls920
#1 wtf is a baby shower?
trigonman3
wtf is a google
13fingerfx
knifeskills
Here. Have my upvote
ShaggytheFoxx
Thank you!
pigeonregion
SyFy really did make that show
AABandit
Isn't #49 just a trash version of a joke on 4chan
Mindthegabe
I have door pants, it is a good thing
RobOttman
I don't understand why someone would merely consider this. If the entire experiment fails 1000%, you have pants on the floor. Oh no.
hasdrubal
I always called them emergency pants: http://archives.sluggy.com/book.php?chapter=29#2002-04-08
BackfiringE28
#43 what about a guy who chugs the bottle with a straight face?
ShaggytheFoxx
That's just a regular dude.
BackfiringE28
Good
UsernamePasswordAllOfTheAbove
I’m picking the yellow pill for sure
Arthontigerik
Ima go middle red one, I’m assuming no one includes telepaths
cool299
Telepaths don't exist
frostedflakesaregrrrrrreat
Well look at you communicating! It works!
AsFarAsIKnow
I need that thinking inside the head one. best adhd medication ever invented cmon cough it up
Cutlazz
Take the pill to give myself a hot bod, set up a camera close eyes, ? =Profit.
WetterThanAnOtterInAWashingMachine
A blind partner could appreciate it I think
cool299
What are you gonna do with a picture? If you use that as a dating profile or something that's basically just catfishing
cool299
That's no different than just getting a picture of a hot person off the internet
LocalZoophile
It would still have your face on it, I guess
cool299
True but you can also just use photoshop
Deadbabyjokes
Seriously though, geese are scary.
RippleNipple
One snooze multiple sneeze
IamSteveRogers
They don't call 'em cobra chickens for nothing!
daguq
What? No, they're really nice. They have a great history, and I love their cuisine.
daguq
Oh, hang on, you're talking about geese. Never mind.
CaptainRaymondHolt
ShaggytheFoxx
How isnt it?
CaptainRaymondHolt
Pretty sure you just did something I asked you not to....
ShaggytheFoxx
Yeah. I'm not sure you're right is the thing.
CaptainRaymondHolt
Still murder. There would be a lot of political red tape. But jurisdiction can fall to the country of the victim or perpetrator or even 1/2
CaptainRaymondHolt
2/2 the country the boat made port from before the murder. Now I was just trying to be a sarcastic smartassbut you read way too much into it