Conrox27
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Sep 14, 2016 2:11 AM
Conrox27
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What am I????
instantlybecause
Poor guy
Newin
WumbologyPHD
https://media.giphy.com/media/VKtsOAHDx1Luo/giphy.gif
snuggsalot
Please link the source and don't crop watermark. I'm sure @NathanWPyle would appreciate when his jokes/illustrations are being enjoyed.
Conrox27
I didn't know who the original artist was this was how I got the picture! I'll be sure to tag him though! Thank you!
AAntiHero
You're a monster. I don't even know what part of the animal you are.
delawarewolf
Judge John Hodgman rules: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/05/04/magazine/04-one-page-magazine.html?smid=tw-nytmag That is all.
CommentMalone
Yes.
KelseyFinnegan
You're the wiener to the bun
Kinnaj8
You are a hotdog
helljack
According to the state of Massachusetts, No.
helljack
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich#cite_ref-boston.com_1-1
PaulyParker
Yeah. I'm English and has it says. Sandwich is two slices of bread with shit chucked inside. Shit Sandwich for prime minister!
IAmNotASkeleton
So yes.
helljack
THAT'S SOMETHING A SKELETON WOULD SAY!
IAmNotASkeleton
That's what anything that isn't related to the state of Massachusetts would say. Plenty of non-skeletons out here. Like milk and trumpets.
davebeastly
Handsnack.
Crazyname
Lots of things are sandwiches. Burritos, tacos, wraps, anybthing that has stuff crammed between bread* and not normally eaten with silverwar
Crazyname
*or any other thing that orevents the juices and/or sauces from getting on fingers. e.g. tortillas, lettuce, rice cakes.
iwishiwereacorndog
hmmm
Chawzilla
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
http://youtu.be/f-jN3vH26NQ
tiniweiner
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Chawzilla
69tigers
In NY everything that has bread and meat is a sandwich
IAmNotASkeleton
What about breaded meat?
69tigers
Definitely sandwich.
Rememberwhenyoucouldpeelike30feet
HAVE A SLICE OF PEPPERONI SANDWICH
69tigers
I heard someone ask for a "jiro sandwich" once. No questions asked
antsonrice
Technically.
AshenSouls
Which is the best kind of right.
LoudAngryJerk
it's one piece of bread, so no, technically it isnt.
BillysLegendaryCrack
You mean like every sub sandwich I've ever eaten?
LoudAngryJerk
be they colloquially known as a sandwich or not, the actual definition is pretty clear.
LoudAngryJerk
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/sandwich?s=t just for people who don't know what theyre talking about
sendbobsandvageneiguess
Not unless u get shitty $1 buns and it immediately splits in half.
LoudAngryJerk
as soon as you fuck up the hot dog, yes, then it becomes a sandwich. unfortunately *THAT* hotdog has an intact bun.
bigeasy44
Merrimack-Webster’s definition: 2, or more, slices of bread, or a split roll, having filling in between.
LoudAngryJerk
as I said, oxfords>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a turd>>>>>>>>websters, refer to previous comment as to why
bigeasy44
LoudAngryJerk
well if a picture on the internet says so...
perseco
Indeed. Orientation matters not. It is still technically a sandwich.
LoudAngryJerk
nope Sandwich: N an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with meat, cheese, or other filling between them, eaten as a light meal.
perseco
There's nothing in that definition that says having one side conjoined for structural integrity invalidates its status as a sandwich.
LoudAngryJerk
there is a part of the definition of two pieces, which defines it as more than one piece. if you fucked up making the hod tog and the bun>
LoudAngryJerk
also hot dog* (leave me alone I'm tired)
LoudAngryJerk
>broke into two pieces then yes, but that one in the picture is one piece of bread :) just as long as we're being technically correct
perseco
If that's your argument, then pretty much every sub sandwich shop in the country makes not-sandwiches.
LoudAngryJerk
two pieces.
fr1080f
Split the bun in half, bam.
LoudAngryJerk
as I said in another comment, if you were to screw up making the hot dog and suddenly the bread is in two pieces then yes, it would be a>
bigeasy44
This is not the Merriam-Webster definition. They say: 2, or more, slices of bread, or a split roll, having filling in between.
LoudAngryJerk
1) boy did you just reply to a 3 year old comment as if anyone gives a shit? 2) it *is* however, the OXFORD dictionary's definition. which>
LoudAngryJerk
>considering that 3) MW was the one that decided to appease half-wits by changing the definition of Literally to include the way it's >