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Shame.
Jul 23, 2014 2:48 PM
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eternalearth888
*sigh* the makeup is for me not for you, how many times do I have to say it?
skellious
well then the massive beard is for me, not for you!
eternalearth888
That's awesome :) You go Glen Coco!
skellious
*googles glen coco* - Still don't understand! :P
QubetheGuy
I actually like fedoras but I can't wear them because of people like this bastard. Ruined the image of a slightly stylish hat.
MadJackMcJack
Homer's got you covered
thegeneralist
Did you know that if you wear any amount of fedora everyone hates you forever.
jamineko
well that doesnt make them nice guys, you fucking neck beard.
bananasquirrel
Hey guys, did you know that when you're a judgmental dick ALL people will think you're a doucher? Especially with a fedora kicker..
HashtagFartbag
What a punchable face he has.
AgentBlackJack
While I agree with him on the overly-done, caked-on make-up, I still want to punch him in the face. Weasel. Ladies, keep it light, my suga.
longdarkteatimeofthesoul
Actually, ladies, do whatever the fuck you want. It's your face.
pookiesexbomb
I go full blackface everyday. It makes me feel pretty.
GiveMePuppiesOrGiveMeDeath
What's the source of all those: hey guys/girls ... ??
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
First one: http://i1-news.softpedia-static.com/images/news2/Hey-Girls-Did-You-Know-Facebook-Page-Gives-Birth-to-New-Shaming-Trend-2.jpg
Lefingebi
Nice Dalek shirt!
Graustanding
HAY GIRLS....hay girls...http://csu-cvmbs.colostate.edu/images/mare-gray-08013_00204-636x325.jpg
azazyel
http://imgur.com/6ciBCrF
beckadoomsday
That /is/ a very pretty horse.
FrustratedBluffing
*snarky comment about hay being for horses and not for greeting others*
jval
*tips fedora*
dancingsprinkles
omg she's wearing a dalek dress!!!
punner
I feel like one cannot be a real nice guy if they call themselves a nice guy.
babygodzirra
Hey nice guys! Did you know? When you where a fedora. Everyone thinks you're an idiot.
Ringshadow
Trilby. It's a TRILBY. The fedora is wide brim. This isn't hard.
babygodzirra
It also doesn't matter. Unless you're dressed to wear one, there's no reason to wear one.
ohsillyus
Isn't the trilby casual dress?
AuBoss
I see people correcting grammar on this every day. We can't correct about the wrong name for a hat?
xZora
Ladies
UnspokenX
every time I see that picture I think that guys head is WAY too big for his hat.
RockStarBrew
When you where what the how. Why?
BenSwol0
"where." Please die in a fire, fedora boy.
Ringshadow
Trilby boy. The fedora is wide brim. Go learn something about hats.
CrassiusCurio
I once was wearing a flat cap and was mocked for wearing a 'fedora'. I laughed until I snorted. Take a stand for hat nomenclature!
BenSwol0
Nah, I'll just let you get uptight about it.
ohsillyus
Call them squished fedoras.
RanmaHan
It's hilarious that he thinks women are wearing makeup because they give a shit about his opinion.
ThinkOfABetterNameLater
Hey Nice Guys! Did you know? If you have to tell people you're a Nice Guy. YOU'RE NOT A NICE GUY.
TheFarmerAndTheDude
Hey, Im nice. Im like one of the nicest people to ever live. Im also super humble.
RapidZigs
The same can be said for almost anything. if someone tells you how nice, funny, smart act. they are they aren't.
plainoldfool
I think I'm a nice guy and folks should wear what the fuck they want to wear. A shitty attitude makes people ugly.
MrAwesomesauce101
Honestly what the fuck is wrong with men hating women with makeup now? If it improves their look and boosts confidence who am I to hate?
capthammerreynolds
i hate this on so many levels
AlsoAnalQueen
How many levels?
pookiesexbomb
http://letyourvoicebenerd.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/tumblr_inline_n3miszo3jr1sqzt04.gif
capthammerreynolds
4
Seth21
That ain't so many.
S1GN4LF0XTR0T
I think a more accurate statement would have been "I hate this on a few levels."
SomeDetroitGuy
Care to explain?
capthammerreynolds
"hay" "where" the bad use of fedora and how he holds his hand in the third image
Cassiraa
How many Nice Guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
MrShifty
TWO. But how'd they get in there?
TheMajesticCthulhu
Trick question, everyone knows that "nice guys" never screw anything.
azurepenguin
better punch line than Cassiraa
StonesOnTheHill
I would hold them to be about equal.
purplesandwich
Not ALL of them.
makescreamogreatagain
Depends how many upvotes the top post on r/atheism got last night.
HowardLeeSmith
One, but he'll expect sex afterwards
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PuppiesoverKittensAnyday
found the butthurt
Cassiraa
Doesn't matter, they just compliment it then complain when it won't screw.
marylovesbigdipper
bravo! love it
Toyetic
Auughhhhhh. My kidneys.
MatFinishPhoto
HA!
Lunastella22
That... That was beautiful.
moarscience
AbusedandConfused
Hello sir. you are wearing a fedora. your opinion on what makes people attractive is invalid.
Ringshadow
Hello, imgur user. He is wearing a TRILBY.
ohsillyus
a squished fedora.
thebarnet
semantics he's still a raving Giga-cock
MyOtherShipIsAPython
I still think she's pretty.
ninmonkey
The last photo is of marilyn manson.
azurepenguin
she probably has more change with men with that make up, than he has with girls in his best day
DoYouLikeBread
Nice guy right here
seemill
Can we all HOLD THE FUCK UP, and acknowledge how great her shirt is?
ReveredManiac
Thank you, I thought I was the only one!
AgentDrkBooty
How in god's name did "Nice guy" become a slur? How did we let that happen?
TheEngy
People confuse being nice with being a pushover. To be fair, the latter is an extreme of the former.
MHfromNH
"nice" from Old French nice, niche, nisce (“simple, foolish, ignorant”)
figsbar
In many cases it seems to be like a last resort compliment, can't think of a genuine compliment? "He's uh, a nice guy I suppose"
IHateOrange
Long story short, jerkbags who were convinced they were "nice guys" started complaining about how girls only dated jerks. Because you're ...
IHateOrange
"gentleman" who just happen to thing that being a 'decent' (and I use the term loosely) human being means women MUST repay you with love.
TacoRocket
*insert V for Vendetta quote here*
StrideWideMan
"But I'm a nice guy!" became the plaintive cry of people like that, actually meaning "I put up with her, why don't I get a (sex) medal?"
desmoquattro
I've resorted to calling myself "honest" instead. "Nice" has too many bad connotations / hints of ulterior motives.
IHateOrange
I call myself a jerk. People seem to think otherwise.
myradeathray
I started saying nice person or he's good people instead
Jdub06
feminism has succeeded in convincing us there is no such thing.
witchzenka
people like this appropriated it.
orangemarmaladesky
Because being nice is the bare minimum that an adult can do. You don't get to wear "nice" around your neck like it's a goddamned prize.
BindersFullofSnippets
maybe you're thinking 'should' do. 'civil' is fits better but 'apathy' takes the cake over both. but can one "do" apathy?
Rheios
I honestly don't try to.
Rheios
Nice wouldn't be a compliment if it was what people were expected to be. People are just expected to deal with another w/o law breaking.
Bhargo
which is funny, because most people I meet are raging douchenozzles. I'd kill for "nice" to actually be common. Literally kill ಠ_ಠ
damspam
Hey, fuck you, I'm a nice guy you colossal sack of shit.
UnspokenX
aaaaaaaaand thank you for proving their point.
everybodyfreetosayanythingtoanybody
I reckon that's actually "civil." Civil is the bare minimum expected of a person in a society, by my standards, anyway.
azazyel
Nice guys don't make this sign to women http://imgur.com/bVEFqEt
rckymusic
does this turn anybody else on a little?
babygodzirra
Depends on your definition of nice
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babygodzirra
Santa lied. Sometimes its nice to be naughty.
theimguring
Rosario Dawson in Clerks 2 was just sexy sex sex.
ChaosGodOfPleasureAndExcess
So about that sauce?
gouge
Outtakes/ Behind the Scenes from Clerks 2
SamuraiJak
Looks like Rosario Dawson from Clerks II
azazyel
It's a bonus on Clerks 2
Beardgoesalltheway
+1 just for that image of Rosaria Dawson. If I could give you another +1 for your message, I would; but I am limited to only one
anonymuncle
Nice guys go ass-to-mouth.
wlfman
goddamn she's attractive pre-makeup
ImGur8
Jessehkuh!?
battery1979
The Dalek shirt is a nice touch as well.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
The no-make-up make-up.
JustAnotherShWittyUsername
I was actually thinking the opposite, funnily enough. The eyeliner just looked weird, and also, I don't like girls covering their hair.
babygodzirra
http://www.fedoras.com/ Here, you'll need this
wlfman
BWAHAHAHAHA holy shit, FUNNIEST fucking comment I've ever seen BWAHAHAHAHA
lordcriv
you must be a nice guy
wlfman
I can be nice about certain things, yeah
sanitypotion
She was already wearing makeup.
wlfman
as a guy *shrug* ok
revcleo
The easiest way to tell if someone is wearing make-up is to look at their eyes, base make-up I think is usually eyeliner or mascara darkline
sanitypotion
I understand if you weren't looking closely, but yeah, people's eyelids aren't naturally dark blue at the edges.
ThisIsTheMostAmazingUsernameYouveEverSeen
Hay 'nice guys' did you know, when you where a fedora, no one gives a shit what you think? Unless you're Indiana Jones... Indy doesn't count
MattDark86
Or Angel Batista
myradeathray
or Don Draper
azurepenguin
or at least you are in stranded under a blazing hot sun, and you'll die if you don't "WHERE" it - not when inside home at night
Jerobinz
Hay is for horses.
ThisIsTheMostAmazingUsernameYouveEverSeen
do you people not read the text in the image? Or just not get the joke?
SugarSmack
ThisIsTheMostAmazingUsernameYouveEverSeen
I can't read it, don't get it
SugarSmack
Have you ever seen the original Indiana Jones movie???
ThisIsTheMostAmazingUsernameYouveEverSeen
OOHHhhhh it's been YEARS. She wrote 'Love you' I REMEMBER! LOL. Also, awww thanks.
SugarSmack
Thank God, I still feel old, but I feel better now that I'm not alone! And, you're welcome. ;)
DatMormon
Indy also isn't a nice guy, he's an alpha male.
iamkarlpilkington
Trilbies.. the fedora of the nice guy
ThisIsTheMostAmazingUsernameYouveEverSeen
Are people REALLY not understanding why this comment I maid says 'where' and 'hay'? Read the pic again and try to understand the mocking
scurve
See, this is just unfair. I finally found the perfect bowler a couple years and suddenly hats became a douchebag thing.
ThisIsTheMostAmazingUsernameYouveEverSeen
Bowlers are still in. So are stetsons. You just have to dress accordingly. Orrrr be a villain who uses it as a weapon. Either is fine.
waithk
What is with Markus "Notch" Persson?
derpyfins
He got lost in his own museum.
Hashbrown123
Or him:
ThisUsernameContainsNoCreativity
You mean or anyone from the 60s or before when it wasnt the International symbol for neckbeard
grovermatic
I'm more of a Kangol nice guy anyway.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Indy doesn't count because he had it stapled to his head so it wouldn't fall off. Also removes tipping.
BraceYourselfWinterIsComing
Or Heisenberg!
chaosofslayer
We named the dog Indiana
wamccarthy
Hizh name izh Henry. Henry Jonezh Juniah.
chaosofslayer
I have fond memories of that dog
Helsinkilovingvegangirl
wear, not where ;.-)
ThisIsTheMostAmazingUsernameYouveEverSeen
sooo many people missing the joke on this... reread the original text in the image
ilikeblondehair
Or when it was an actual thing people wore and it was accepted be that was the time they lived in. "Nice guys wear tricorners"
DemonDarakna
Indi is usually an ass to girls. So it's kinda in balance.
smashpro1
Or Frank Sinatra.
SweetToof1890
or Bruno maaaars
eerongal
I think we can all agree that the dapper motherfuckers from yesteryear all don't count. Granted, they could make anything look good.
ThisIsTheMostAmazingUsernameYouveEverSeen
Shit, I forgot about ol' blue eyes! How does that even happen?!?
DoctorCatDog
There's a classiness-to-fedora ratio that needs to be delicately maintained. Sinatra was perfect.
plainoldfool
Or Bogart.
Realitea
Bogart doesn't wear a fedora.
ChVyalthan
None of those men were nice guys
eerongal
Casablanca disagrees with you. http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2011/12/21/ap97060302780-d8dd656ac739b682609d28a38655b210f24ceab7-s6-c30.jpg
checkityo
its wear not where bro
ThisIsTheMostAmazingUsernameYouveEverSeen
...really? Is it. Thanks bro.... thanks so much...
checkityo
anytime broskis
pluto2
in the pic he says where. hence why he said where in the comment
checkityo
i am kidding with you bro, you got too serious lol
PekingSaint
Yippee-ki-yay-no-snakes
Osper
Are these new style hats even fedoras? They look nothing like the proper Adventurer Archaeologist one we grew up with.
ThisIsTheMostAmazingUsernameYouveEverSeen
naa, they're called tribbles or somesuchshit; look a few comments down ;)
beautyinthorns
Indiana Jones doesn't wear a fedora.
KrazyKirby
Is that you, @incorrectfacts ?
FallenTurtles
Like... EVERY source EVER says he does. What on earth are you basing this on?
YeahCommaGoFuckYourself
Denial
LessThanHumbleScott
Indiana Jones wears a fedora. The confusion is that everyone thinks all hats of that style are fedoras.
ThisIsTheMostAmazingUsernameYouveEverSeen
WRANG! He do. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fedo">Fedora">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fedora http://indianajones.wikia.com/wiki/Fedora It's a fedora
Ringshadow
That is a cheapass trilby, not a fedora. Fedoras are wide brim.
ionichummingbird
It doesn't matter. The spirit of the fedora lives within the trilby.
gloridiaz
Even with an expensive trilby you look like a douche, especially if you're also wearing a t-shirt, earbuds and whatever that neck thing is.
Ringshadow
People wear ballcaps and don't play baseball. I wear whatever I want with my hats. It's attitude that makes a douche.
gloridiaz
While that's true, it doesn't stop people from judging you before they even talk to you, and most people assume fedora/trilby==douche.
paulec252
I wish we could go back to judging people on race or gender, rather than what clothes they wear.
erincredible
this comment requires a QUADRUPLE UPVOTE
gloridiaz
Indy's fedora was actually a fedora. Most of those guys who think they're wearing a fedora are actually wearing a trilby.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What this guygirl/person said.
randomrover
FUCKIN THANK YOU. Finally, someone who gets that right...
RadioControlledMonkey
This is correct.
Stt4
Good advice. You might even call these... Fedora Tips.
DefinitelyNotSatan
I hope that doesn't mean you think wearing a fedora is still alright.
gloridiaz
It's been ruined by all the people who wear it wrong, so now even if it looks good you still look like a douchebag, so no, it's not alright.
DefinitelyNotSatan
Oh good.
SexyDracula
"I hope your personal style doesn't contradict my preconceived notions."
DefinitelyNotSatan
If your personal style includes a fedora, no one who doesn't wear a fedora will find it very attractive. gloridiaz said it well.
SexyDracula
You're dumb, booboo.
NotPoisonedISwear
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CommentDiver
I thought this was a cringe dump
randomrover
FUCKIN THANK YOU. Finally, smeone who gets that right...
stouf761
It's not a man-purse, it's a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
graboids
All of this.
ThisIsTheMostAmazingUsernameYouveEverSeen
ibeandrew
Thank you for knowing that. You the real mvp
KwartzKitten
HE IS WEARING A TRILBY THIS MAKES ME SO MAD sorry man this is the umpteenth time I've seen this not your fault
ThisIsTheMostAmazingUsernameYouveEverSeen
Agreed, HE'S not wearing a TRUE fedora. It just goes back to the fedora/neckbeard populace. They think it's a fedora.
KwartzKitten
I want to get a real fedora and just yell SUCK IT but I don't know any "nice guys" in my area, so that's cool I guess. Sorry for yelling.
ThisIsTheMostAmazingUsernameYouveEverSeen
it's caps, it didn't hurt my ears... or eyes... you're all good.
strongfkennedy
What if I told you...that if someone sees you wearing a fedora, not a trilby, they're still gonna think you're a douche
KwartzKitten
Yeah, you could only ever get away with it with an appropriate suit nowadays. Not any jeans and t-shirt nonsense.
Mcrusty
Just found out my cousin is a now a fedora person.....I don't know how to deal with it. Like is there a helpline I can call?!?
everybodyfreetosayanythingtoanybody
Get thee to your tumblr!
Imgonnatipyouwell
just tell him he looks dumb. And then show him the internet.
WhimsicalCalamari
When you blame a hat for the actions of the person, you only enforce the problem by removing agency.
DemographicUnknown
Is he an asshole or a fake nice guy? If so, talk to him. If not, let him do whatever the fuck he wants. It's just a fucking hat.
moarscience
I've come to the realization recently that my cousin is, too! He stole my SO, though, so... I don't know what to think anymore. ;-;
bvines10389
Um, what?
beckadoomsday
He's your younger cousin? Beat him up, either way. Even though my little brothers and cousins are physically larger I still whop them.
batmanbumantics
Question; is it OK for girls to wear fedoras?
WhimsicalCalamari
Obviously you hit a sore spot with some users.
bustrpoindextr
Hey fedora is a wonderful Linux os! Sure it doesn't have the support ubuntu does but give your cousin the benefit of the doubt!
Mcrusty
*tipping intensifies*
voltato
ah yes, red hat... I still run it on some dusty old dell in my closet
TheLyokoWarrior
I agree! It was the first distro I used. Now I'm trying out Kubuntu.
QuackMagicAndHerMagicalBeer
oh gods...I found other Linux lovers? :D
bustrpoindextr
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
JustAnotherShWittyUsername
RPM is better than DPKG anyway. Much easier to use, and the compiling can be done with one command. Although I use OpenSuse because VMware.
Moomington
thatonetimeididthatonething
Sorry, only option is to kill him.. It's incurable. Better get on it.
Mcrusty
My only hope is he doesn't start doing this whole "nice guy" act. So far its been limited to brony shit.
azurepenguin
in the old days you'll beat him up a little beat, but nowadays it's frown upon or whatever
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WallpaperQuotes
you cannot burn the fedora on the head of his soul
sanitypotion
Burn the Fedora. I know what I'm calling my band/album if I ever do that kinda thing!
NotAScientist
1-800-JACKKEVORKIAN.
Pangwyn
dont' let it get to you.
sosastar
As someone with no certification, I can confidently prescribe a shotgun injection. Two shots and call no one in the morning.
Walrosity
The infection hit my cousin too...
MHfromNH
how many neckbeard cousins do you have?
Walrosity
Fortunately, none, unfortunately... My Brother...
ColonelPotoo
A shovel. Preferably applied with force to the top of the cranium. Repeat if necessary.
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voltato
x4?
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
No, there is only 4chan. And nobody deserves 4chan
Mcrusty
Like honestly though, the dude goes to college and within a period of a year becomes a brony and a fedora...4chan may be a bit much though.
NormalNorman
Idk being a Brony is fine, to me. A fedora? Heelll no
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
I know plenty of bronies actually. I know exactly ONE who actually faps to it. I had to stop following his tumblr >.>'
droomph
Well, maybe 4chan.
krunchi
ghosthendrikson
That's one of the best 4Chan stories I've ever read, and I read a lot them.
greyfoxv1
The Don Draper picture is so perfect. I love this.
felicitates
Brilliant
demut
“Shiggy”?
AceNightingale
http://sv.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shiggy
demut
Not really relevant. Also, why’d you reply to this old-ass comment of mine?
AceNightingale
I was high on ambien. Don't remember.
letsdotheimgurthing
the irony here is Don Draper wears a fedora. Bow down to that you fedora hating fucks.
therealSKYKING
Found the trilby-wearer. Woah dude, hold on to all that euphoria!
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therealSKYKING
Ew, I'd rather not fuck goo.
Mcrusty
That dude is my spirit animal.
voltato
please don't just toss that phrase around willy-nilly
ICommentLate
Willy-nilly is my spirit animal