Jul 5, 2025 12:12 PM
BraveHaven
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RElGNMAN
If you asked a dad to mow the grass with them on, you'd have the same stain.
MySushi
I hope they have adequate ventilation. Those stains are quite pungent
mrshoeshinehead
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbGVxMGhsM3VlZHdqOW1nOW9xOHVqcnRzYTgybXNwdHVwYnc2YXowZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/AEMyf9Oj6MpS8/giphy.mp4
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
Hand painting process of a shoe: use hand to paint shoes. Insightful! ;)
Blethigg
This is fake. They use leather from green cows. The reason rarely see green leather shoes for sale is that it's hard to find the cows.
Rkfinecake
Correct. The cow absorbs chlorophyll from decaying clover. Unfortunately this kills the cow.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Makes sense, they'd be harder to track in the foliage.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a3cyZDAzOWkzc3Z1MmtnMThlZTdkMGdlOHB0dGt4a3RjZHh4MWRtbyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/s92f9UTsinNDy/200w.webp
SnakeskinJacket
Check's out. What color are most cows? Brown and black. What color are most leather shoes? https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NXJ6Y3M4bHI3c2QzbmoxamVhcnVkZHN0bTk0d2VmNHF0NXN0bXNvcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9GveIlQ086mToWn6wZ/200w.webp
ItsMyk
You know what, you're right, my most expensive pair are grey, and pretty sure that's not a common colour.
The facts keep lining up
cattlegrazer82
Shouldn't you paint them with your feet so they're more authentic?
themobileappisbroken
How you gonna call them hand painted if you use your feet?
TheUnnamedPoet
There are probably weirdos on the internet who would pay more for foot painted shoes.
Not nearly as much as the ones paying to get their feet painted, which isn't even close to the ones watching someone else get their feet painted.
imreallyjusthereforthecats
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RElGNMAN
If you asked a dad to mow the grass with them on, you'd have the same stain.
MySushi
I hope they have adequate ventilation. Those stains are quite pungent
mrshoeshinehead
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbGVxMGhsM3VlZHdqOW1nOW9xOHVqcnRzYTgybXNwdHVwYnc2YXowZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/AEMyf9Oj6MpS8/giphy.mp4
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
Hand painting process of a shoe: use hand to paint shoes. Insightful! ;)
Blethigg
This is fake. They use leather from green cows. The reason rarely see green leather shoes for sale is that it's hard to find the cows.
Rkfinecake
Correct. The cow absorbs chlorophyll from decaying clover. Unfortunately this kills the cow.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Makes sense, they'd be harder to track in the foliage.
Blethigg
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a3cyZDAzOWkzc3Z1MmtnMThlZTdkMGdlOHB0dGt4a3RjZHh4MWRtbyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/s92f9UTsinNDy/200w.webp
SnakeskinJacket
Check's out. What color are most cows? Brown and black. What color are most leather shoes? https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NXJ6Y3M4bHI3c2QzbmoxamVhcnVkZHN0bTk0d2VmNHF0NXN0bXNvcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9GveIlQ086mToWn6wZ/200w.webp
ItsMyk
You know what, you're right, my most expensive pair are grey, and pretty sure that's not a common colour.
Blethigg
The facts keep lining up
cattlegrazer82
Shouldn't you paint them with your feet so they're more authentic?
themobileappisbroken
How you gonna call them hand painted if you use your feet?
TheUnnamedPoet
There are probably weirdos on the internet who would pay more for foot painted shoes.
themobileappisbroken
Not nearly as much as the ones paying to get their feet painted, which isn't even close to the ones watching someone else get their feet painted.
imreallyjusthereforthecats