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The second First Wives Club
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That's alot of responsibility for a 7 year old
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Embarrassing
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Lol
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That deadly stare
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Poor Corey
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It's just a prank...
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Shower thoughts
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Who's gonna tell him?
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Super girl
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Zombie dog
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Butterfly man
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Good guy Jared
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Steal-ivesary
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What an experience
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Cute
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Dog being dog.
FP edit: send your dog taxes to me!
andrewthestraw
We all need a Jared in our lives, no not that Jared but this one
BrewBQ
These were great, thank you!
USvette1
Tumbler is a rollercostter.
memeparadise
I WANT JARED IN MY LIFE.
OFFICIALsomebody
do yall save the dog tax or cat tax or whatever and at the end of the year have like a tax return of all the pics in a post ?
digme
And thus let it be known that on this day thine puberty hath begun
Pha1lor
I want to be young again.
officialvadgebadge
I stole a shirt from Walmart when i was like 8 years old. I had anxiety for months worrying about being caught or my parents finding out.
Askingforafriend37
Go return it.
NeneJPhilly
#1 It’s called a secret. If you go around blabbing it, you’d be pretty bad at secrets.
mop82
I have so much respect for the formatting of #1 that I cant bring myself to read any of the other all-caps, no-punctuation posts that follow
easybrz
Am I the only person who uses tumblr exclusively for porn?
freya951
I wouldn't believe the guinea pig one 'cept in High School one kid had a pet snake in his pocket in one of my classes (not a euphemism).
JeanClaudeVanDammit
I actually haven’t heard the majority of these and I want a zombie dog.
AtillatheGun
+1 just for the dog. that's a hecking beaut of a dog.
PKERRN
Thanks! He’s a handsome boy and he knows it!
whitter86
What is butterfly man's Twitter handle
Cruxador
When I was in middle school there was a girl who brought her lizard to class just because she wanted to.
ctotheg2
YOU SMELL LIKE KETCHUP! - seriously mean shit to say
DeathStarTrek
nice dog. I wish there was a picture for that zombie dog tho!
PKERRN
Thanks! I was wishing that, too!
MrScud
Member Wadjet?
AntaNce
yep, and peggy sue. she was no
chaosundivided
I'm going to need some serious corroboration on the zombie dog thing
zenprime
Who cares. The enjoyment was worth the effort
asmallcat
They're all fake as shit
faxlite2
Many of these stories were new to me, and I enjoyed them immensely.
allthelindasfromhr
Porn prison might be my favorite story ever.
srindio
I was expecting the "shit knife" one though.
GunsmithNoob
Me too. But then my father noticed me chuckling in anticipation and started beating me up with jumper cables
Wookieesateallthecookiees
More of these please, a lot of them were new and I loved all of them!
Imgazorpazorpfuckingfieldbitch
I hate the formatting and overly intensified reactions of a tumblr story
bendaresall
Jared is sexy and awesome. And the zombie dog was scary but cool
Imgazorpazorpfuckingfieldbitch
I do not understand what makes #2 special
nostradumasss
They were probably mosquitoes
Macewindow54
Its the cAPs
darkdragonempress
You guys obviously lead fascinating lives but I’d be impressed/shocked to discover a hidden kingdom of tadpoles being raised in secret.
snoogans671
Only two letters are lower case, that makes it special no matter the content
Wildwoot
ITS IN ALL CAPS WHICH MAKES IT AT LEAST 3X MORE ZANY AND FUNNY
Smayds
yOU FORGOT THE LOWERCASE FIRST LETTER
MollyNapQueen
My name is Molly, I'm lesbian and I've been watching porn since 10. #1 could totally have been me writing that.
orangecicle
Did watching porn too young screw you up?
FlatPlutoSociety
But was Fist Wive's Club your favorite movie when you were 11?
rockfireman
You know it seems kind of weird that an 11 year old girl loves that movie, but hey I do too and I'm a 24 year old man.
FlatPlutoSociety
...this is the best typo I have EVER made.
razmann
maybe that was actually the name of the porno, but the OP misread it
NicestguyonImgur
The zombie dog has me chuckling so hard!
2graves
I need more information
seDrakonkill
"Boop" - A. Sol
Irishda
Some of us would like to go to porn prison
OldFriendForDinner
Macewindow54
*creepy emoticon face*
SquattingTigerHiddenGopnik
You in the EU? Afraid they’ll get you?
restos
restos
Some dude asked what the sauce was, but then deleted his comment. I'll just put this here for anyone else: Gabriel Dropout.
potatocrusader3330
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SatanOfCourse
I'm now curious, sauce?
HeartBeat3574
I hope you found it by now, but, Gabriel Dropout
1deejay
Relevant username
docchloroplast
Re #3: After recently taking my car in for filter replacement, I noticed that the radio wasn't working. Brought it back in (1/2)
docchloroplast
(2/2) where the front desk guy reaches over and hits the radio power button. That I never use. I apologized and left mortified.
halcat
In college, I called AAA because my key was stuck in the ignition. Because I had turned the car off and set the hand brake, but it was
halcat
still in drive. One of the most mortifying moments of my life to date.
lionsilverwolf
I was putting new RAM into my old PC and updating the graphics card. It wasn't working. I take this 20lb monster to the PC guys and they're-
lionsilverwolf
- like Uhh *presses the cards slightly harder than I did* "It wasn't seated properly". No charge.
lionsilverwolf
Same guys didn't charge when my HD bricked and they couldn't recover it... and it also crashed their system when they tried to check it out.
briham86
#8 Isn't there a word for "pregnant" birds? Like, when they're in egg-laying mode?
TezuNii
Nesting.
MeezerStandardTime
Gravid.
briham86
That’s the word I was thinking of!