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Oct 11, 2016 3:25 PM
beabetterperson
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Melonfish
I used to run with the hippocrips, RIP buckbeak.
mikeatike
"Hey what time is it?" "Quarter till." "Quarter till what?" "Quarter till Roy."
coldlings
4rd
jailorserry
Thr upside down music one feels like a joke
hitshappens
Ey yo, you talking shit about the Hippocrips?? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpxjoyFUIAAHnsF.jpg
clamdringthefoehammer
Went straight to comments looking for set trippin' hippos. Not disappointed. +1
Dustyblue
ForrestIndustries
I just caught artism reading this.
Weentit
That don't always mean your gay
meisterhatter
Where's jacksfilms when we need him?
Shadowmonster333
This is why I'm worried for my generation.
strawmanmatt
Absolutely none of these are fake
nameisunavailable
People like this are a diamond dozen
BoshkaleDelver
The degrees one is typed without commons.
SilverLullabies
I choose to believe some of these are just auto correct.
ItTastesLikePurple
I feel like at least half of these are either trolling or people who were super lazy using voice-to-text.
SilllySadass
Barry the hatchet sounds like a nice guy
Yetsumari
I like to pretend that shitty voice-to-text is to blame. But we know the truth...
RedactedUsername
alchemist12345
Goomba42
I am 29 and have a PhD... until last year I think wind chill was windshield... morons come in all shapes and sizes
RincewindTVD
Does anyone understand the 'Roman Numerals' one? Something noodles?
natgelina
Ramen noodles
RincewindTVD
Thank you
ABrokeAssGamer
I feel like I'll see a black man laughing and yelling incomprehensibly while reading these posts in a video on facebook in a day or two
LudicrousSpeeedGo
Names Barry. Barry the Hatchet. Brother of Harry the Hatchet.
Weentit
You're a hatchet barry
LudicrousSpeeedGo
Nice.
SeaPotato
I love fire distinguishers!
smj2893
imlostlolol
Thank you for making my day a little better!
Everyfootisalegend
slowpost
I grew up in Chicago and didn't know it wasn't a windshield factor until I was 11...
Kappalicious
Can we talk about the real estate on her forehead
RincewindTVD
That sir is a five-head.
cheesypoofs
My boyfriend works on cars and he gets the 710 comment all the time!
pinkrabbithole
I love chicken seizure
schwegc
I want to see this made into a gif
rottenmilkshakesbringzombieboystotheyard
I lost it at that one. Imagining a bowl with a chicken convulsing and foaming at the mouth and this MFer going "mm mm good!"
VoidIncarnate
Those effin' hippocrips. Always "Timmy!" this, and "Timmy!" that. Listen, punk, you ain't perfect either!
NotAllOfUsCanBeMichaelFreakingScott
Jimmy!
treeskier
While she's getting her 710 part replaced, should also check the horn fluid level.
ToughTurtle
hahahahahhaha yes thank you for that
dirtybike24
Muffler bearings tend to wear out. Better check them while doing the 710
lvpool78
Don't forget those muffler bearings
AlderaanGaming
Double check the tire fluid as well
RustSka
I mean technically air is a fluid
Kuhmeister
Some tires do have fluid in them though, like to seal puncture or for balance.
Twit4Twat
Thank goodness she hasn’t read it straight. Would’ve asked I list my Aladdin lamp.
PaperPlayerX
She should also make sure her pizza has an official Noino On sticker on the box.
muchmeerkat
#iunderstoodthatreference
mfizz1e
Make sure the flux capacitor is up and running too
samtherat6
What about the headlight fluid?
UltraMegaMart
Might have to buy elbow grease first
HoneyBadger095
Maybe just a flag...
cjdunham
I hope they find a place that sells winter air, it's so hard to find <3