DamnitCheryl
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Jan 2, 2022 2:38 AM
DamnitCheryl
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Caper2566
Gotta walk a mile in another's shoes....
WoodyGoodman
bobgunrunnersmith
Think of all the Republican men pooping out future lawyers!
bekkayya
people who want to get pregnant but cant: "I know what I have to do...but i dont know if im strong enough to do it..."
bekkayya
also something something a small price to pay for salvation
notkvothethebloodless
Added note they shouldn't be allowed any epidurals and can only be treated with the same quack medical advice they have been spouting.
star1022
If anyone donates to abortion access I’ll match you!!
HelloThere1812
You want to create hundreds of millions of new people overnight?
OhioSucks
Question though, the people you’re making pregnant were responsible to not be in that position in the first place, no?
VinzClorthoInSunglasses
mrshihtzu
GravitySmellsLikeCheese
Like Mary?
4vie
Knowing that Djinn are usually depicted as notorious pranksters who hate their masters, this feels oddly genuine....
KleptoKea
American Problems, caused by American People.
SecretlyASquirrel
PraiseThePook
Tough, but fair.
wr8070m324
But there would end up being a huge number of unwanted babies
C141Clay
Lurch1911
What if you’re against it, but you support alternatives to prevent it and not just restricted access to it?
Ranier
If you are against it you are either misguided or a clueless prick. It's that simple. You don't get to tell others what to do.
Lurch1911
I never said I was against it. That was view shared with me that I wanted to get another take on.
Ranier
I was speaking in general, not aimed at you. Since your 1st reply was worded as a question
DelusionalMarxist
Im against abortion but I also understand that it's the woman's choice and I have no say or right to judge.
FelixTheAnimator
The womb is there to to protect the mother. The viability of a fetus inside someone without one would rely on luck, but not impossible.
guardianzero
GoddammitMrNoodle
Let's get ready to rumble!
inthenameofthemoooon
ImNotFunny42
And that they can't find an abortion clinic
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MisanthropicMath
That’s fair. Probably should have said “everyone trying to make abortion illegal”
BootsDusty
TheDarkNye
Can't like this more than once, so I'm gonna upvote something else you've posted
noway19
Thank you
jayman0123
@extraupvote help a guy out?
ExtraUpvote
Yus, +1'd!
noway19
The hero we needed but do not deserve
WeMistbornsNeedNotMakeSense
hmm im worried about over population
eightyearplan
FlaminkoFactor
Net ecological footprint is the correct way to conceptualize it. Still, average environmental toll of having akid 59 tons of carbon per year
FlaminkoFactor
Mickey presents a false choice: you can fight for biodiversity AND understand merits of limiting population growth (w/o being a Malthusian)
eightyearplan
Ah, that's how I read it. I don't know anyone saying- have as many kids as you like + recycle, we'll be fine.
eightyearplan
But far too many people suggesting de-population of absolute numbers without looking at individual / corporate impact / better systems.
WeMistbornsNeedNotMakeSense
We havent had harmonious civilization ever since the dinosaurs died
OhNoDontTouch
it was the writer's intention for Mickey to come across as a dolt, right? with like.. a dumb person's idea of a smart person's response?
eightyearplan
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/will-you-fight-or-will-you-perish-like-a-dog/photos
relsky
"Even the m..." "Yes, especially the men"
LordOfZajo
Not just the men, but the women and children too
dav3nasty
Fuck that, make it their daughters and mistresses.
alternator43
Yeah, maybe not the daughters, though.
H3RLA
Daughters, even the sick and old! Put them before the ultimate decision.
ElChupaNuggra
Yeah no, that's 100% a case of 'rules for thee, but not for me' they will take their daughters, wives, mistresses, etc. Out of country 1/?
ElChupaNuggra
or otherwise to have it done, it's not about respecting life, it's about keeping the poor, poor, through generational poverty. 2/2
somewhatparanoidpanda
A lot of very confused conservative men that day
CreepyPhlox
It’s a miracle. God willed it. Etc etc /s
Ladyabbeyquinn
They wouldn't know til the baby tried to come out. And even then they'd probably deny it as a liberal hoax.
RisingSol
And yet I'm still okay with that.
wadatahmydamie
They’re always confused
TotallyNotASnail
Probably every man
slinkhi
amazing how many people misunderstood this comment.
Alighierian
That's rather like saying 'every woman is a Karen'. Both are highly inaccurate, if you were wondering.
TotallyNotASnail
How many men wouldn't be surprised if they woke up pregnant?
Alighierian
Your reply rather read like 'instead of just a lot of men, probably all of them are against abortion (for unspecified reason)'.
slinkhi
how is this your first thought. vs the simpler "because men can't get pregnant?"
gtollie
Discretely planning a trip outside of Texas
Armyguy8382
Well they don't know how pregnancy works anyways
Trankia12
Crowlands
"If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down." - William Todd Akin, Republican representative.
Crowlands
Well, he Was. He's dead now. Probably for the best.
AttackoftheRobotMonkeys
They didn't ask for it so their body will probably have a way of sorting that out
MADchemEE
Wasn't there a Black Mirror, or something.... Like, just recently? Someone kidnapping & impregnating politicians & religious leaders?
2sips
I know the blacklist did an episode like that.
MADchemEE
Yeah? Maybe that's what I'm thinking about...
dunkum09
that'll be really rough on the men
tentaclefriendly
SURPRISE!!!
greyhound40
Jokes on you, I’m a seahorse
iamspartan1262
Good.
Froth06
Seahorses do it just fine
theaccountformyporn
It comes out like spaghetti
AFistfulOfDollHairs
I’m more concerned about the baby, poor thing’s coming out one of four ways and none of them are pretty.
awkwardbeautiful
C-sections are a thing
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Not a pretty thing, gotta cut a uterus for that.
WeMistbornsNeedNotMakeSense
They dug their own graves
SpaceHaggis
Ow my pancreas
CodeWarrior
I heard that in Pauly Shores voice.
SpaceHaggis
theguywiththevoice
I think it will be perfect for all these rich white senior citizen males to have to personally experience it.
maincarrot
"Wee gonna have to amputate your penis so the baby can fucking split that tiny ass hole wide open." *Electric turkey carver sounds*
maincarrot
*painful screams* There, now the real pain begins. Push mother fucker! FUCKING PUSH! breathe. NOW PUSH GOD DAMNIT!
bagaault
Good
Curii
aintnothinbutahounddog28
Good
MadeThisAccountToAnswerQuestions
If they're as good as Schwarzenegger, they'll be fine.
Leonon
BORGALOOGIE
Get to the pill-popper! Eeyyyeeaaaeeeuuueegghhh!
awesomeoldguy
pianostacatto
They'll be even better than Schwarzenegger! In the movie it's artificial. By genie powers, those select men will be converted! Partially?
vegivamp
Minimum necessary conversion. Uterus connected to the penis.
tyr888
are any of us that good though?
whatbuttondoipush
Terry Crews
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
NViousWino
As much as I love Terry Crews. He needs a couple more decades of work put in before I hold him to the likes of the Governator
Oldiewankenobie1
He did do that Amazon commercial though. Do we still love him?
Formalis
You and I both know that none of those fuckers will be as good as Arnie
youbetchamom
THAT'S THE POINT!!!
Like2Fox
Good
Derfboy
Good
Helveticus
They'll just get two months of agony followed by a violent death as their belly bursts alien style!
FelixTheAnimator
It's just an ectopic pregnancy. One gal carried a triplet outside her womb the whole time!
FelixTheAnimator
The agony would last much longer than 2 months anyway.
Helveticus
Why, if they're 7 months pregnant they'll have 2 months to carry to term and then a violent death. No before or after.
FelixTheAnimator
The thing said seven *weeks* pregnant.
Helveticus
IC. And I interpreted 7 months and just went with it.
doomsdayaddams
Good
Derfboy
Good
Maestr055
I'd say that's not a good reason not to wish it
MasterDark001
There was an episode of The Blacklist… I think an antiabortion politician was inserted with a uterus and pregnant.
Sumdumguy42
Are you sure it’s The Blacklist and not Black Mirror?
MasterDark001
Blacklist season 7 episode 7
Sumdumguy42
Thanks! I’m at season 4 currently.
MasterDark001
Literally couldn’t get abortion because of the law he passed.
badatediting
I love a good karma story
Nalianna
Hannah Hayes (No. 125) - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11146878/
Nalianna
And the father of EVERY one of the embryo's was the man that raped her.
badatediting
AustimousPrime
Hey, maybe they should've thought about the consequences before hand. That's on them.
CosmicJoker1776
Kinda the point, unless I'm mistaken.
SocoFox
That's okay with me.
Hiboredimdad
I'm a bit of a bitch when I'm sick. I'd be earth's grumpiest manatee while pregnant.
gratefulheart
Fuck around, find out
ope1
Lmao this is my favorite reply
vegivamp
But they didn't fuck around. Immaculate conception, the lot of them.
ArcadiaBerger
Yeah, would they wake up as pregnant women, or as pregnant men...?
BeardedWonder82
Yep….nsfw I suppose https://vimeo.com/219667859?embedded=false&source=vimeo_logo&owner=4257198
SniperTeamTango
How how is that going to work does this make all men women or just give them the bare Central parts to make it work? Just wanna know
combatwombat0
Just give them the parts I guess. Technically no need for breasts, they can just use formula
SniperTeamTango
Bare essential* goddamn this phone
DanniLuxgarbe
In the words of Frankie Boyle: "Well, there's good news--you've had a baby; the bad news is, it's blown your cock off!"
HonestCommentFarmer
Some of the... weirder parts of the internet theorize you could attach a womb to a man's anal cavity & have a flap that keeps shit out of it
SniperTeamTango
That's disturbing