UnintentionallyHere
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Am I using confession bear right? At this point..i don't even care.
Had a good laugh..
Goodnight you strangers.
Jan 4, 2019 3:54 AM
UnintentionallyHere
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Am I using confession bear right? At this point..i don't even care.
Had a good laugh..
Goodnight you strangers.
Wyveres
Ask your romemate next time you feel sad, whats up with that butt plug ;D
RealitetsSimulatoren
Put some Chilli on it
CombatReadyFerret
Pics or it didn’t happen!!!!
nanamonster
Finding something slightly funny can help with crushing depression.
rangervern
See the Butt Plug; don't Be the Butt Plug!
ZebraThree
FilthyRaider
Did you sniff it?
voicesinmycornhole
how big was it?
KiltedinSeattle
Did it have a Furry tail?
zen524
OOOOOH, bonus points to the story if it had the stereotypical Fox tail
GagsMcGee
Self harm is a slippery slope and so easy to go back to. Glad something, no matter how silly, could pick you out of that dark place ?
CotterPyke
I used to be a cutter. WE know what that's like-feeling so worthless and full of pain there's only one way to let it out. But u have to 2/
CotterPyke
or SHOULD rather, talk to some therapist to get your thoughts in perspective about pain, and your reaction to it. You're BETTER then that!
hisnameisshdynasty
https://imgur.com/qPqpmbQ
papazulu1186
More like, don't feel "...ass sad."
heartlessninja6
Was it an unexpected Butt Plug? Or was it a “That is soo Susan” thing?
porkRibs
KamSolastor
@ElbowDeepInAHorse
toxicgef
Poop plug.
HayleySaid
I've been there. Feel free to msg me if you ever need to talk.
Magyarharcos
I can show you many more buttplugs, if that means you wont hurt yourself. Or talk to me, if you want. Im all ears.
Thewinterisstillhere
Feel sad. Saw a butplug. Saw friend + butplug in my head. Save that file for when I will be sad again. Never will be sad anymore. Profit
nein999
plot twist: the roommate is aware of her suicidal depression and planted the butt plug on purpose
nauds
Well? Lets see it
RexPhantom
Glad you found another outlet. humor is the best. But there is support/help out there if you want it. https://www.nami.org/ good luck
Picklestherat
Why would you go into your room mates room instead of the kitchen... I don't believe you.
VibrantMelancholies
OP was in the bathroom looking for razor blades hun
tibris
don't use the poop knife to cut yourself!
nosporks
+1 definitely doesn't sound like they want a whole knife
Lucky246
I've never met a self harmer that wanted to use a kitchen knife. Side note: im a suicide prevention volunteer, and therefore know quite afew
ishapur
Dunno, pretty sure my ex did use knifes from the kitchen. I'm not sure whether it was because those looked more spectacular 1/2
Lucky246
I'm sure it's happened I just don't have expeirience with that
ishapur
than razor blades and maybe she did it in front of me as some fucked up way of getting attention, though. 2/2
jambalaja
darianrebecca
I haven't cut or burned myself in over 6 years, but I still think about it and have the urge every single day. (1)
darianrebecca
It's the little (or big, I don't judge) things that get you through the day without it. Whatever works to keep the ugly thoughts at bay. (2)
mostlychimp
I suspect that the average human is in much closer proximity to a buttplug than they expect.
alpacasaurusrex
No butt plugs in my house. But my gay dad’s house? So. So many.
sinbinrugger
You just made me think about my roommate in a way I don’t want to think about her.
EvilDeadTed
SkeletonsNeedLoveToo
If it's somehow less than negative 5 inches of be surprised.
InRetrospectIShouldveLearnedToSwimBeforeBecomingaSailor
My family has no idea.
ArtanizReturns
Every Friday my wife wears one all day to send me pics of it because I’m a pervert her entire office has no idea . Well maybe her boss knows
MaxeMan5126
Are you her boss?
WorkerLurker
There’s three or four near me, one shocks. My partner loves it.
zingwing1
There's a bit of buttplug in everyone
Jay2Kaye
Honestly, if you're still just using your hands you're not impressing anyone.
Torimkaldeen
Is this a new 7 degrees of separation game?
astrangehop
I just have a buttplug filled with spiders to split the difference.
magicrhombus
If they're at home, they most likely know exactly how close to a butt plug they are.
5starman
Yup. -4" away from one
ReichErruschach
This comment made me laugh for a good 60 seconds.
Lulabel73
I hope not. We don't have one and my neighbors are all 70+.
wondersquid
So many butt plugs
sauronjsu
This applies to my roommates ;)
JacksCookieLifter
Apparently you are never more than 15ft away from a buttplug in the city.
TheEditedOne
I suspect that many people know exactly where the closest buttplug is to them at any given time
CongratsYouAreHereNow
this gave me an odd thought.. because i live in an apt building
EnigmaV8
I’m using this comment as one right now.
TheGrassyKnoll17
Negative four inches
OtterAvalanche
I'm about 10 ft from one in a nightstand. If there's one closer than that I'd be awfully confused
Gosuamakenatek
Anything is a butt plug if you're brave enough.
DesperateDunn365
A recliner?
IntelligentLake
Paige, no!
ToxicIndigoKittyGold
Paige, yes!
MattMcC980
tiduszecht
lmao
genericuser010180
Put... Put it in YOUR butt!
mydamnkidsdontthinkimfunny
https://imgur.com/pa7XRSa
knobhoblin
And make intense eye contact to establish dominance
Jakethesnake357
tg2222222
Assert dominance
ssrakla
My buttplug now bitch
TacoBellBody
Then put it back all stealth like it never happened
shockyhorror
Anal penetration without proper lubrication would probably hurt just as bad as a solid cut??
Lucky246
I put a dildo in my butt with no lube it was fine and felt great!
genericuser010180
Can I watch?
Lucky246
Idk, dm me!
Davies46
must just be Lucky
Lucky246
Maybe:)
PickleMorty
Did.. Did you use spit? Bc if not you cray
Lucky246
Maybe I just like it rough but it was fine, in and out and all, glorious
SpookyNerd
If you ease it in there shouldn't be any problems.
PickleMorty
No. I found when i use lube there is zero pain.
Higure
I've heard drawing on yourself with a ballpoint pen has helped keep some people from cutting themselves. Have you tried that?
Hemelsblauw
Or a marker, something with a softer point.
narniasreal
Colleague of mine has a student who spends the whole day doodling on every part of her skin. Used to be a cutter.
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LocalZoophile
I'm going to get new drawers soon. One drawer will have a safe in it instead of a regular drawer. For "important documents". And toys.
LocalZoophile
Or maybe I should put the toys in a locked display case?
Lucky246
Make it glass though
LocalZoophile
A glass display case... As opposed to a polycarbonate display case?
Lucky246
Yes, get a pedastal too
LocalZoophile
Why not a case on the wall, that says "in case of emergency, break glass" think of all the funny stuff I could put in there
LocalZoophile
Also why can't it be a polycarbonate display case?