Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 950

Sep 1, 2026 1:18 AM

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Man Tax: Arthur Aguiar

Genius is eternal patience. -Michelangelo Buonarroti, sculptor, painter, architect, and poet (1475-1564)

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#24 double doink wigglenobber!

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#7 I’d be having beef for dinner.

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#13 - Uncle Roy was good and all, was just a bit out of place at little Timmy's Bar mitzva.

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meme dumps from mmc is like a daily hug <3 Thanks

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#24 ah yes, covid lockdowns

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#2 the pilots that do water drops, are some of the craziest and best god damn people on the planet.

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#9 is sooooo cute!

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#5 call up best buy (or any electronics place) and ask for a blu-ray rewinder

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I had to go to BB to pick up my new work laptop the other day. Most of the staff was old enough to know that's a prank right off the bat and would probably find it hilarious.

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#25 camera trickery, from the days before everything was AI.

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#11 Spuderman

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#17 Army of D’Awwwwwwness

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“From Dusk Till D’Awwwwwwn”, “Nightpurrrr on Elm Street”, “Furday the 13th”

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“Hello, Weenies!”
“Squeem”
“Heckraiser” (starring a golden retriever)
“From Ducks to Dawn”

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#2 when I was a kid I lived by a lake that the bombers would drag to pick up water to dump on the fires and the planes with the zip across the lake scoop up gobs of water and fly off.

I knew they were saving people even when I was little this post makes me very happy thank you

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#2 I beg yall. Any who sees this message, DM me more of these vids. This is a new obsession of mine. Thank you in advance.


(God DAMN these pilots are crazy skilled and deserved all the respect and recognition in the world.)

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#8 "Patty cake, patty cake, baker's cat..."

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#13 Holy shit I don't remember seeing the flame peacock!

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#11 which multiverse does this one belong to

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#13 I have seen them two times (Bristol and Madrid) many years ago. In one of them I was far away from the stage and I could feel the heat burning my checks. Best group and show ever. Till will always be the best front man. ❤️‍🔥

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#13 Did. Did he just get done yacking his guts out under the stage?

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#7 This is the one that made me upvote the post.
Absolutely no gratitude on the part of the cow.

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#2 - When the rich kid calls in an air strike in the middle of your super soaker battle.

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#11 Villain's origin story in one photo.

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I recently saw a bad AI rendering of the Justice League, with various actors smushed together, and then there was Patrick Duffy in shorts off to the side. Had to roll my eyes when I remembed he was the "Man From Atlantis".

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#2 Do you think they compete? Like, keeping score charts for accuracy and most area extinguished?

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#14 Heyyy, The StitchKeeper is a friend of mine! Ridiculously talented individual.

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#7 Here we see the vicious cow cunningly baiting it's unsuspecting prey by feigning helplessness.

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"Better put on my Safety Straw Hat before I pull this tree branch"

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I'se just tryna scratch my neck, you goobers!

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It appears to be using some kind of cow tool.

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#2 (sees pink mist being dumped from an airplane) Is that the stuff they put in the water that makes the frogs gay?

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Those firefighting pilots are something else!

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I'm pretty sure that's exactly what they are...

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Dated a woman that was a Canadair firefighting pilot. (Yellow and red ones) Absolutely beautiful, slightly nuts, and massive balls. That girl could fly anything, and they deserve all the recognition.

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But if it’s the USA they should just let it burn to the ground

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At least some of those (like the cargo plane dropping the red suppressant) were the combined Canada-Australian airwing. They migrate between our countries since our fire seasons don't overlap much.

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It's okay to have an unexpressed thought.

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Like this one? ☝🏻

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#21 Yeah, but for the most part, the ancestors don’t talk back.

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Some people want to know if any of their ancestors were interesting. Like a war hero. Or a serial killer.

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I've got both a war criminal and several celebrated artists among my ancestors. Somewhat disappointingly to my lineage, I have come up with neither great works of art nor been involved in any significant war crimes yet.

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I have a pre-Revolutionary War hero in my list of multi-great grandfathers.
Nobody wants to talk about the serial killer though, for some reason.

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#10 - 99 is spooning!

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9s are spoons.

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I think it should be 66 and I can’t explain why

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That's spooning in Australia.

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#13 What happened? The show must go on?

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Rammstein…Til Lindeman is a weird dude. Awesome, but weird

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This made me look up the sexual misconduct he was accused of. Prosecution did not find evidence. Hooray! https://share.google/f5EEGrSJWw99DZPGA

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Pretty much all of them are awesome weird.

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#13 Rammstein puts on some of the wildest and most expensive concerts around.

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Love the wings he wears in Engel

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It’s hard to tell with Rammstein, Till looks like shit there (despite the flamethrower backpack), but that could just be part of the act.

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Most of the band members have really interesting back-stories, too.

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You mean like the numerous sexual assault allegations against Till Lindemann? 😅

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You mean a few unsubstantiated allegations online of women claiming they were given preferential seating and backstage passes in hopes that some of them might be interested in consenting to sex? Sleezy, if true, but that's not what I would call sexual assault. One woman that said something on social media said she thought her drink might have been spiked, but wasn't sure and no one ever touched her or tried to have sex with her, but just that she thinks he wanted to and he got upset when accused

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There are definitely allegations of sexual assault against him. And calling the "row zero" sleezy is a massive understatement. It is a huge exploitation of a power imbalance to gain sexual favours. Investigations into it were stopped because no one came forward, but we all should know how terrifying it can be for a woman to step forward and make such claims against a celebrity.

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I've personally met women who bragged about accusing people of SA. I've been accused of SA before, despite being Gay and about as interested in sticking my dick in a vagina as I am doing the same to a sausage grinder. Believe Women means Do the fucking investigation, not assume their target is guilty until proven innocent.

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If only the music was as good as the shows. Nicht mein Fall!

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See them live, and not up in the cheap seats, but down on the floor, where you can practically bake a pizza. Life changing.

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Having been to their concert (very possibly the one in the gif), 100% this, and get as close to the stage as possible for the hottest experience. No wonder they called it the Feuerzone!

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Oh!and…how exactly was the life changed? If you indulge my curiosity…

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I learned that even though I'm 100' away, that much fire is fuck off intense. That metal shows are full of kind, caring, absolute amazing people.

I have been chasing the thundering noise dragon that is a live heavy metal show like theirs.

Oh... and that there is more than one meaning to "Mein Herz Brennt"

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Awesome!) thank you for sharing. I agree, metal shows are full of great folk. And yes fire is very-very hot in that quantity, I learned that from a circus show at similar distance

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Big Rammstein fan here, what other meaning does "Mein Herz brennt" have aside from the obvious? Genuinely interested because I can't come up with anything

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I was unfortunately lightly baked, and that song was playing and I was wrong. "Du Hast" is the one I was meaning and I deserve downvotes for punishment.

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Is he puking there at the beginning?

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My guess would be whatever flame-retardant they coat him with comes with a lovely chemical smell/taste that is pretty festy and if it gets in your mouth you're going to have a bad time. But knowing these guys, there could be a dozen reasons.

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His costumes and stage performance have a lot of intentional grime to them, it may also have been a facsimile of semen depending on the previous number they did.

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Thanks!
Wow, that's somehow worse.

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He often uses himself and his costumes as an avatar for the themes of the song. They're never subtle, but the artistry is in the hamfistedness. If you have any interest, check out their video for Zick Zack (German onomatopoeic scissor sound), a repudiation of plastic surgery culture https://youtu.be/hBTNyJ33LWI

Idk if you like the music or whatever but their videos are all incredible

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Yea, like, way worse

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Gwar is fun live as well! Also much cheaper to see

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If you go to see Gwar, you must wear a white shirt. Don't expect it to be white by the end of the concert, however.

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