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Oct 11, 2020 8:35 PM
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Tforme22
That was one thing I missed this year, not being able to go to the state fair, the pumpkin carving competitions are so cool.
prakashcs1
Thanks Monsanto
BEatingYou
Oooooph...don’t mess up
Omnimorph2112
"not many trick or treaters this year". "wonder why..."
Isi151e
Pretty spoopy
RazrSlav3
That's awesome, nice work!!!
PudgeyDemon
Skeletons aren’t the only thing that’s big this October.
SCP1504
Paint its fangs to look like candy corn!
cre8majic
Spray diluted lemon juice to keep the flesh light colored and maybe slow down the critters who want to munch their way inside.
commentsivehadafew
Well, he looks happy
YourIceCreamMan
xxxReaper69
Best pumpkin carving I've seen.
TheYodajen
That is Rockstar awesome! I want to buy a truck just so I can drive around with that in my truck
miklethertrac
Feed me Seymour
Newman63
The neighborhood kids will have a lot of fun smashing that
dezzy27
It's the great pumpkin Charlie Brown
twiztidharley
Yes yes it is
desolatorx
xXCloud9Xx
Always updoot hocus pocus and ICE
Honorius
Is this from Hocus Pocus?
kestrelhawk55
LOVE IT! I'd really like to see it when he deems it finished!
LouisFfuhr
skylined45
Gourdgeous work there.
JollyJokzr
AnotherWretch
I love the teefs
bruceshark68365
I, too, love teef.
conjuratio
literallymike
Is this Ray Villafane?
McFrazzlestache
No.
llelordin360
How in the world do you grow a pumpkin that size?
NotAPervert
Cocaine
MiniMegaOfParagonCity
Steroids.
Rufferstuff
You just need the right seed. Why do you think he's smiling so much.
eclips1st
Plastic
Raissa
https://www.howarddill.com
vaginabarettes
Poop...
CaptainxHindsight
Steroids
meatshake001
Well you start growing it. . . .
MegatonTrenton
Somewhere with 24 hours of sunlight. Alaska maybe
PiliukaPrincess
Lots of water, humidity and sunny days and of course giant seeds.
thegirlwiththe300Z
Cow poop
Superfloofthundercat
So said yo momma....
forgetthisnoise
Cut flowers, lots of plant food
toptrojanfan
There are giant pumpkin cultivars. They require tons of water and fertilizer to reach this size.
etcnotect
The Atlantic giant I believe is the largest of them
IBrewLiquidGold
Plant early, and keep trimming flowers off the vine so it pumps all its energy into growing the one pumpkin
probationaryperiod
Also there are pumpkins specifically bred for size.
FrogDNA
Pump up the pumpkin, got it
gekkepoes
pump up the yams
Godzillaismycat
Pump it up, while your feet are stompin..
Puvaradivi
Pump up the pumkin, Pump up the pumkin, Pump up the pumkin, dance dance!
BenderRodriguz1010
Pump up the pumpkin, pump it up till your feet are stompin
thebearislooking
Milk
1metalnation
Yall don't even know how right this dude is. I grew a 46lbs pumpkin by injecting the stem with milk twice a day
HelpfulCorn
I, too, read Farmer Boy
DestructorKitten
Came here to say milk because I read about it once, 30 years ago, in a 5th grade novel. Something about making a small slice in the vine 1/2
DestructorKitten
inserting some sort of small wick, and having the wick sitting in a pan of milk, so the milk enters in through the vine instead of water
AManIsNoOne
Does a pumpkin good.
Polymathena
Elect it President
DobryPolak
Boom.
Imway2sexy4this
I know this is funny but
Sleepy360
BenderRodriguz1010
catnipHip
You don't, he's just a very small man
SS2000Ali
New Hampshire 2528 lbs. biggest in NA ?
Dimind
With a flowery pink umbrella.
GCRust
Electrolytes. It's what plants crave.
squishatron5000
rowanem33310
The answer I didn't know I needed
PEACESELLSWHOSBUYIN
Like from toilet.
greatcanine
That’s ‘tarded.
FreemansRedHotRebar
My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now
greatcanine
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
KhaoticDreamer
When i was a kid we managed to somehow grow a pumpkin large enough for myself and my 3 sisters to fit inside
gekkepoes
Mtn dew
ProfessorChaos
Slowly.
FragileDonkey
Yes
FrogDeKermit
Alaska?
HappyLittleBoozer
Well? What did she say?
FartVentriloquist
Idk, but there are a whole bunch this size right now in BBH, Maine.
Arcticlee
We do enjoy growing very large pumpkins here.
Rohloc
Carefully.