Mutated Pineapple

Aug 5, 2016 4:59 AM

HocusPenis

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Can you smoke it?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure why, but this scares me.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Looks like a taco shell made out of a waffle - my 10yr old.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks like a hairy taco ....... wait...no.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cut it open let's see the inside

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That isn't mutation. It's just like the squared off watermelons. Just a fucked off way to grow a fruit

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool, looks like some of the other bromeliads, pineapples are bromeliads.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Punkapple

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oompa loompa...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it a Pine? Is it an Apple?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Cries in corner while gently rocking*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make more and sell them.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These alola forms are slowly getting out of hand

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

check the Geiger counter on that

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shock top?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your calzone is fucked dude.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The good ol pineapple hot pocket

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

so what did it taste like?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Taconeapple

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is an abomination

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ebay gold

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

thats cool

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Throw it away, it's really scary

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Fukushima

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

This usually happens when the crown is exposed to excessive heat or sunlight

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

more like Pinetaco

10 years ago | Likes 587 Dislikes 2

Furutaka?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Pinehican

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

...also similar to a pimentaco, usually kept in the glove box.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

CATCH A RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEE

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Whoa, unauthorized user all up in my grill! You tryin' to hack mah Catch-A-Ride? Uncool bro, uncool.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Is your username asking for pictures or severed body parts?

10 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Por que no los dos?

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

English:

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm not putting that on my pizza.

10 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 3

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because pineapple is disgusting.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So uh... where are you going to put it?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I might.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love pineapple on my pizza. True, when I used to go to Italy I wouldn't ask for it there, but man I love it from Dominos, my go-to

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Most vegetables/fruits you see in stores are not what they look like in nature. We changed them genetically so they can be "beautiful" to us

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

In france there's a store that sells "ugly fruits", which are every fruits that didn't make the store because they don't look good.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because it's pineapple right, nothing to do with the deformity?

10 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 8

exactly

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a bit of both

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I'm right. I'm always right, because I'm a squid. So when I say "That hole was there before I raped her" I fucking mean it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You're damn wrong, pineapple pizza is delicious

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 9

Stay strong brother. There are dozens of us. Dozens of us!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

When civilisation collapses and we devolve into brutal tribal barbarians, know that I will hunt you and your kind down. Abomination.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And we'll be ready, pineapple has lots of vitamins and proteins. We'll conquer the infidels!!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1