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To dungeons deep and caverns old
We must away ere break of day
To seek the pale enchanted gold.
The dwarves of yore made mighty spells,
While hammers fell like ringing bells
In places deep, where dark things sleep,
In hollow halls beneath the fells.
For ancient king and elvish lord
There many a gleaming golden hoard
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They shaped and wrought, and light they caught
To hide in gems on hilt of sword.
The pines were roaring on the height,
The winds were moaning in the night.
The fire was red, it flaming spread;
The trees like torches blazed with light.
Far over the misty mountains cold to dungeons deep and caverns old
We must away, ere break of day, to find our long-forgotten gold.
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
He's going to switch that around real hard one day and stab himself in his kidney with the sharp side of the hilt.
LeePalmer
Orchrist!
veggiesmooth
Can you imagine how hard this was back in the day, without the 'bang bang' machine?
Seidmadr
Thank you for using the book version of the poem/song! It has an actual story rather than just vague chanting!
nathsterr
OutrageousHemmorhoid
Lassannn... I see people shouting at this guy in comments all over the place. It's a small world...
Icantthinkofagoodusernamerightnowquitbuggingme
Why no source Lassann? (Shakes Fist) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhKUyfTgU_8
TheTruestRepairman
Holy fuck, look how hard they have to swing it to cut open a can.
JoshOfTheDeep
+1 for man at arms
ICantBelieveThisUsernameIsNotRegistered
I grew a beard, just by watching this
spinloaded
Really cool! Ugly sword though. Ide like to see more work
feedkill
Tl;dl fuck mobile users
axiomatic
FYI elves made orcrist
OSCgal
Elves of Gondolin, no less!
madmanrampant
Oosik - Fossilized walrus penile bone
HisMadnessSheogorath
They're superb smiths but... they really cannot use a sword
KingGnar1620
So cool that dude is named Nazel 2b
KingGnar1620
And his rank is Power Hammer
TheToastyCat101
Awe Me on youtube is the best Blacksmith and sword making channel on youtube... check it out!
HouseOfEvil
Wonderful work. Oh, and here's my favourite performance of the song. https://youtu.be/1rsEJgjks7o
FreakyFerguson
I won't say what I thought I saw in the thumbnail. (A dildo. It looks like a dildo.)
OutrageousHemmorhoid
Lassannn... I see people shouting at this guy in comments all over the place. It's a small world...
Tangycodman
All I could think about was "believe believe the dragon born comes"
DebryanWard
I'll be honest, my head derped out and started doing the kingdom hearts theme for terranort
Gardosurro
Man, I fucking loved their build on the Witcher series swords!
YippinYak
Fuck ye man @ arms
saegansdad
Walrus Penile Bone
AkLonewolf
OOSIKS's is the Yupiic term for it. We like to sell them to tourists for stirring soup.
Reckoning47
Anything's a handle if you're brave enough...
TheMetalDiplomat
Very cool, but fuck you Lassannn
MvdVeen
No fuck you.
SaltedPorkIsParticularlyGood
I sang the entire song in my head as I read the post
Lassannn
http://imgur.com/0LStRhD
Beaver4Life
Also check out this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l3wkOeBLuY
mynameisnotalice
I sang it aloud.
Lolzo0
Yup :D
UndeadRaziel7
#TeamAnimatedHobbitSongs
JasonForge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8ymgFyzbDo
ChellAoTSkins
Thank you for this. I've been hoping to see this for some time now. You the real MVP.
ricky3aquals
What song is it
OSCgal
It's the dwarves' song from The Hobbit (both film & book) that they sing to remember their old home in the Lonely Mountain.
agermanguy
I slipped over to : https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWz0qVvBZ0
thepowertoimaginebetter
I love your username. It fits perfectly for this.
seductivebubbles
I sang it out loud.
AsABlackWoman
I wish I had developed a skill like this earlier. Even glass blowing..then again...I am only 28.
Lassannn
You have a lot of time left to develop.
whitter86
This will help you with your doubts little Leo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_bloomer
DeepReaver
It is never too late if you have the capital to make it work, i currently forge out of a paint can onto a block of O2 scrap.
AsABlackWoman
I really would like to see this...
WhitePhoenix
If you are what your username says you are that'd be even more badass if you did a trade skill. Get your ass on it, sister!
AsABlackWoman
The black blacksmith...I like it. ^^
KoopaKommander
It would be even more epic if your last name was Smith. The BlackSmith.
AsABlackWoman
Would anyone on imgur with the last name of Smith be willing to get married to keep the dream alive?
truflehunter
Did no one else notice that the bone used here is a bone from a walrus's penis. It's a boner bone. I'll just leave this here.
thesuspiciouswingman
Nothing like grabbing a hand full of walrus penis and killing orcs
wardenclyfe
Dammit now it's wierd that I have a bones from this post
thehungryguy
it is actually more popular than you would think in things like knife handles
TheJazzJackrabbit
Now tell me what kind of boner I have?
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Whale. Cause you're fat.
LeMorteDRando
The weirdest kind.
Katalliaan
But he knows exactly why he has it.
PolarChi
I noticed.
Warlocktopus
wow. It might sound weird, but that's the 2nd walrus penis bone I encountered on the internet today... The other one was from adam savage.
truflehunter
Aye!! A comments on a six year old thread! I love it!
almostsomething182
I once identified that exact bone on the first day of my anatomy class. I was the first ever! And it had broken and then healed!
nickrad
I hereby change your name to DICKHUNTER
HampsterButt
You sure know your whale boners
almostsomething182
It says "petrified walrus penile bone" in the gif
almostsomething182
Fossilized, my B.
nerdyvet
*quiet voice* walruses aren't whales.
HampsterButt
Aw, how did I mess that up..
GrundyScrubber
I heard you.
PandaPolice24
The commenter probably didn't. Check that username.
GrundyScrubber
There are so many different bones to choose from in the world. Why that one? Why?
cardiacpack
In the book it's a dragon tooth so they used the bone because it's the hardest bone they could find.
ironlemonade
They couldn't find a femur or something? lmfaoooo they picked the baculum on porpoise.
OSCgal
IIRC, the book never said the grip was bone. This is Orcrist, right?
cardiacpack
They based it off the movie prop not the book.
hawkesnightmare
Not entirely sure, but I think because it's simultaneously sturdy and available.
GrundyScrubber
Available? How available are walrus cock bones? I just looked to my left and then to my right and saw not one fossilized cock bone.
UpsetFace
See this is your problem, you never open your mind to other directions to look. I bet there's one to the right.