Far over the Misty Mountains cold,

May 26, 2016 1:46 AM

Lassannn

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To dungeons deep and caverns old

We must away ere break of day

To seek the pale enchanted gold.

The dwarves of yore made mighty spells,

While hammers fell like ringing bells

In places deep, where dark things sleep,

In hollow halls beneath the fells.

For ancient king and elvish lord

There many a gleaming golden hoard

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They shaped and wrought, and light they caught

To hide in gems on hilt of sword.

The pines were roaring on the height,

The winds were moaning in the night.

The fire was red, it flaming spread;

The trees like torches blazed with light.

Far over the misty mountains cold to dungeons deep and caverns old

We must away, ere break of day, to find our long-forgotten gold.

He's going to switch that around real hard one day and stab himself in his kidney with the sharp side of the hilt.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Orchrist!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Can you imagine how hard this was back in the day, without the 'bang bang' machine?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you for using the book version of the poem/song! It has an actual story rather than just vague chanting!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Lassannn... I see people shouting at this guy in comments all over the place. It's a small world...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck, look how hard they have to swing it to cut open a can.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for man at arms

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I grew a beard, just by watching this

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Really cool! Ugly sword though. Ide like to see more work

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tl;dl fuck mobile users

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

FYI elves made orcrist

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Elves of Gondolin, no less!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oosik - Fossilized walrus penile bone

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're superb smiths but... they really cannot use a sword

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So cool that dude is named Nazel 2b

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And his rank is Power Hammer

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awe Me on youtube is the best Blacksmith and sword making channel on youtube... check it out!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wonderful work. Oh, and here's my favourite performance of the song. https://youtu.be/1rsEJgjks7o

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I won't say what I thought I saw in the thumbnail. (A dildo. It looks like a dildo.)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lassannn... I see people shouting at this guy in comments all over the place. It's a small world...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

All I could think about was "believe believe the dragon born comes"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'll be honest, my head derped out and started doing the kingdom hearts theme for terranort

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, I fucking loved their build on the Witcher series swords!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck ye man @ arms

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Walrus Penile Bone

10 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

OOSIKS's is the Yupiic term for it. We like to sell them to tourists for stirring soup.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anything's a handle if you're brave enough...

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Very cool, but fuck you Lassannn

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

No fuck you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I sang the entire song in my head as I read the post

10 years ago | Likes 229 Dislikes 3

Also check out this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l3wkOeBLuY

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sang it aloud.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup :D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#TeamAnimatedHobbitSongs

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for this. I've been hoping to see this for some time now. You the real MVP.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What song is it

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's the dwarves' song from The Hobbit (both film & book) that they sing to remember their old home in the Lonely Mountain.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I slipped over to : https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWz0qVvBZ0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love your username. It fits perfectly for this.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sang it out loud.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I wish I had developed a skill like this earlier. Even glass blowing..then again...I am only 28.

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

You have a lot of time left to develop.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This will help you with your doubts little Leo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_bloomer

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is never too late if you have the capital to make it work, i currently forge out of a paint can onto a block of O2 scrap.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really would like to see this...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you are what your username says you are that'd be even more badass if you did a trade skill. Get your ass on it, sister!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The black blacksmith...I like it. ^^

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It would be even more epic if your last name was Smith. The BlackSmith.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Would anyone on imgur with the last name of Smith be willing to get married to keep the dream alive?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did no one else notice that the bone used here is a bone from a walrus's penis. It's a boner bone. I'll just leave this here.

10 years ago | Likes 256 Dislikes 4

Nothing like grabbing a hand full of walrus penis and killing orcs

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Dammit now it's wierd that I have a bones from this post

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it is actually more popular than you would think in things like knife handles

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now tell me what kind of boner I have?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Whale. Cause you're fat.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The weirdest kind.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But he knows exactly why he has it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I noticed.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wow. It might sound weird, but that's the 2nd walrus penis bone I encountered on the internet today... The other one was from adam savage.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aye!! A comments on a six year old thread! I love it!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once identified that exact bone on the first day of my anatomy class. I was the first ever! And it had broken and then healed!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hereby change your name to DICKHUNTER

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You sure know your whale boners

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It says "petrified walrus penile bone" in the gif

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fossilized, my B.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*quiet voice* walruses aren't whales.

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Aw, how did I mess that up..

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I heard you.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The commenter probably didn't. Check that username.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are so many different bones to choose from in the world. Why that one? Why?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

In the book it's a dragon tooth so they used the bone because it's the hardest bone they could find.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They couldn't find a femur or something? lmfaoooo they picked the baculum on porpoise.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IIRC, the book never said the grip was bone. This is Orcrist, right?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They based it off the movie prop not the book.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not entirely sure, but I think because it's simultaneously sturdy and available.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Available? How available are walrus cock bones? I just looked to my left and then to my right and saw not one fossilized cock bone.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

See this is your problem, you never open your mind to other directions to look. I bet there's one to the right.

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