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me irl
Tumblr user get's tipped a potato
Sep 18, 2014 2:17 PM
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MadreDeDragones
sobbing in the corner again over the last one
Hellcougar
Oh, George. *sniffle*
totemspirithousecat
But thats the awesome thing about pi!! It contains literally every possible combination of numbers! EVER. ANY NUMBER. ITS IN THERE!
inalltheverse
"I need a hero" One of my favorite jams, will forever make me think of Shrek.
therahmanator
what sound does one's butthole make when pulling out those anal beads?
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
A series of pops followed by screaming, blood, and a broken relationship.
sheshazelnuts
I like how all french sentences start with "hon hon hon."
WasThatGuyFromTheWireGayQuestionmark
I like these.
BoredITGuy
Almost makes me want to join tumblr. That's where I assume these are from.
WasThatGuyFromTheWireGayQuestionmark
I can never figure out Tumblr, so I just see the best of it here.
Juggman
OP's uncle has done more in Photoshop in 1 week than I have in years.
5NoteHalf
Uncle is my new hero.
AllTheGoodOnesAreTaken68
Even the potato looks confused
InAWhiteRoom
Definitely. Not. Okay.
santajaws
The fucking polish one. Yes.
Seven7greens
I read that as Polish and had to go back up... It's been a long week.
santajaws
I read it as Polish just now too when I saw what commented was being replied to... lol, long week indeed.
emilysayshai
That last one though. No.
thatguyyouknowfromthevelveetacommercial
French stomach: "Omlette du fromage."
Erkhyan
French brain: “You don’t get anything until you get the dish’s name right, stomach.”
Chikanboo
French stomach: im a stomach its miracle i can speak at all
Gristophia
There are 1017 "420"s in the 1st million digits of Pi and 9885 "69"s. Also 12 "69420"s
juancho0202
Science bitch!
gopms
So is the scientist a scientist of punk or just some punk who happens to be a scientist?
LiterallyYourMom
Why does Nicki Minaj need an entire Wiki?
Shamorza
Thanks motherfucker! I didn't finish Harry Potter either.
geenawins
Get on that shit. It's been 7 years!
rufio42
The internet constantly reminds me that I will never get over the death of Fred Weasley
IDriveAMinivan
I just re-read all the books. Im not ready to find a new book just yet. Its too soon.
RandomGamer98
+1 simply for last one ;_;
ithoughtyousaidgoat
Teacher after she calmed down: "Listen here you lil shit that's not even ironic".
MillerLitesaber
There is a case to be made for dramatic irony
TheSaucyCrumpet
IT'S LIKE RAIIIIIIIIIIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
ithoughtyousaidgoat
Watch this and be satisfied: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1TVSTkAXg
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
That last one.... FUCK YOU THAT'S SO NOT OKAY
holyshitdude
I don't get that one
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
It's about Harry Potter
MightyGlowCloud
George had a twin who died in the battle of Hogwarts.
peggysue
prev: /a/lal5q
ChromeBadger
I totally missed your albums for a while, I got so excited to see them again!
TheBatmanFan
WHERE WERE YOU ALL THIS WHILE?!?!?!
nopenopeknope
I got tired of waiting and just started following her on Tumblr. Worth it.
TheBatmanFan
I'd go on Tumblr but I'm afraid I'd tumble down to oblivion thanks to the overwhelming profound mundaneness.
nopenopeknope
I just follow Peggy Sue and a few others. I get on it like once or twice a week because I don't quite understand how I find the good ones.
TheBatmanFan
Just started following her. Hmmm, , I guess
Drpurrpurrpurr
I need more Legally Blonde/LOTR crossovers!
AndThatMakesUsMighty
Have you seen the Diva Legolas series on tumblr? http://thranduilings.tumblr.com/post/34837659344/diva-legolas-part-1-diva-legolas-enters
thatoneguyeverybodyloves
shrek is love...
nofate65
Anyone else not care too much for Shrek?
LicensedToChill
Shrek is accidentally in love...
Meijichocolat
ALL THAT GLITTER IS GOLLLLLLD~
kbtoys
The song Hallelujah ...every.damn.time.
ITookTheHobbitsToIsengard
HEY NOW YOU'RE AN ALLSTAR
PhilTheGoron
I NEED A HEEEEERO!
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
*ALLSTAT
toastlover9
HALLELUJAH...
TheNamesAshHousewares
I'M ON MY WAY FROM MISERY TO HAPPINESS TODAY..
MattDitka
Shrek is life.....
thatguyyouknowfromthevelveetacommercial
This is my swamp.
wessyfbaby
"Shhhh...", he whispered, "It's all ogre now."
RomeoSniper
It's never ogre.....
LanceMurdock
It's all ogre now.......
AdorableEvil
Wouldn't the ear be a tip-off?
sheshazelnuts
It wasn't the tip - they blew off the whole thing! *shows self out*
gumshoeandy
Of course there is a 420 in pi, there is every number in pi.
mandensdatter
As well as 90210 - its magic. Dylan and Kelly have been with us since always
IntergalacticFlyingDolphins
That is what I came here to say, but I see it has already been said. Good job.
mcshady
Is e in pi?
LicensedToChill
Yes
aFloridaMan1
420 81423 17
tacomadness
is pi in pi ?
schizznatt
I was looking for this comment
chargerjeff
I was looking for that comment and this comment.
figsbar
That would only be true if the digits in pi are uniform, this is suspected but not confirmed
ScrumdiddlyumptiousBar
And if every number represented a letter in theory every story every told is in pi.
NotYourEverydayBanana
There are 100 "420" in the first 100,000 digits of Pi
Timgotdabass
Yeah even 4206942069 is in there
nofate65
Eventually
batlrar
Is there a 2pi in pi?
Beltleatherbelt
even the series {1, 2, 3, ... infinite}?
LicensedToChill
It's possible
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
Thanks, you broke my brain.
silvermorph
That's not a number...
Beltleatherbelt
as in 12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849505152535455565758596061626364656667686970...
silvermorph
So no, it's not in pi :)
silvermorph
Your number has a ... in it, so it's not a natural number. It is a variation on Champernowne's Constant, which, like Pi, is transcendental.
silvermorph
Yep, I'm with you, but I feel like when the question is asked "is every number in pi" they mean natural numbers.
hencethequeef
The anal beads one... The sound of a thousand clenching buttholes.
ButtplugFairy
Mine's protected against anal beads.
ArdentSlacker
Rookie mistake. Don't clench.
TheHiddenPlanet
I wouldn't clinch in that situation....it would make things worse.
mermeow
I don't think I'd be thinking that rationally.
NickelbackDidNothingWrong
Yes you would. You'd immediately regret it, but you would.
GriffCannon90
pretty sure mine made an audible "fwup"
CybertrazH
i logged in to upvote this one cause it's too awesome!
ThereAreBeesEVERYWHERE
That's a big butt hole then...
RomeoSniper
They don't call me The Sloop for nothing.
BronzeLeaguePro
Are you a caribbean/European sloop with one mast, or a Norwegian sloop with two masts?
Beltleatherbelt
As a straight guy, what would doing that actually feel like?
justasomeone
either amazing or ... i can't... i'm laughing too hard....
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
Depending on circumstances it might trigger sudden evacuation.
hencethequeef
The worst kind of evacuation
5NoteHalf
Straight guys have anuses, too. Go buy ya some and find out.
ChaosLierLen637
No don't.
5NoteHalf
Why not? It'll be a learning experience for them. And a good laugh for the proctology clinic staff.
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
My guess is hemorrhoids, ruptured sphincter, blood, pain.
Beltleatherbelt
My fetish
RogueFirefighter
The real question..
MockMeAllYouWant
.......actually picturing what you just said, as an audible sound, may be the most horrible thing I have ever experienced.
Stadix
agamemnonymous
and one unclenching butthole
RubberChickenGoD
Itrytojustbrowseforfunnystuff
I don't even have sex and my butthole clenched up at that
Voodoomancer
I don't even have butt and it clenched.
graehall
Hah - I didn't get that joke until I read your comment. That's awesome!
Cassiraa
My butt clenched so hard that my plug bulged.
Beowylf
Read that as bugled. You don't happen to have a trumpet-shaped plug, do you? That would be priceless. :3
trobairitz
I read it the same way until I saw your comment.
pedunculated
I want to know how this is the least useful thing learned!
KittenWiggles
the pic says most useful things learned
pedunculated
It's opposite day! (oh god i am dumb)
KittenWiggles
It's okay, your comment made me go back to double check before I said anything
pedunculated
Doesn't make me feel any less dumb :P anyway, I hope you have the loveliest day :D
NoOtherExplanationIsPossible
Fuck that last one.
Nempaan
I did not get it, him as hus twinbrother? ! :'(
MightyMorphinMontagne
LOL BRB NAILING THE BOOK OPEN ON MY WALL AT THE PAGE BEFORE IT HAPPENED FUCK NO IT NEVER HAPPENED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHhaH----*sobbing*
troublemutt
am crying
Orchidbum
Try not to cry...Cry a lot
disruptedvice
I haven't read the books or seen the movies, and even I know that wasn't alright.
TheBoomQueen
FRED DIDNT DIE HES FINE HIS LAST LAUGH WASNT ETCHED ON HIS FACE LALALALALALALALALALA
DemonDarakna
it's 6:30 here, I STARTED my day with that!
restlessinchicago
Head cannon?
TurningTurningIntheWideningGyro
the word is canon
TheNefariousMe
What you personally accept as cannon.
BigBirdsBrownCrustyAsshole
Still doesn't make sense. Cried anyway.
Lucallia
Canon = facts that the author has confirmed is true or is confirmed by the text. eg. Harry has a thunderbolt scar 1/2
Lucallia
Head canon = Something that a fan wants to believe is true but is not confirmed by the author. eg. Harry's scar isn't real; it's makeup. 2/2
BigBirdsBrownCrustyAsshole
I've heard these terms before..never knew what they meant. Thanks @Lucallia (;
minabear
Your friend was in fourth grade when the seventh book came out? HOW FUCKING OLD AM I?! Better yet... HOW YOUNG ARE YOU?
DangerMeme
A fourth grader who understands irony? That made me eye roll.
SlightlyRacistBanana69
I was 15 going into my junior year of high school when the book came out. CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN 7 YEARS.
Kevinlee487
I was in 5th grade when the 4th book came out....dear god...
MemeMuseumCurator
Oh man, I was 38 when it came out. Now I feel really old. But Betty White's old and she's fabulous so maybe it's ok.
trigonman3
Hai!
InappropriateElsa
WHAT YEAR IS IT
RandomImgurian
People on tumblr are very young.
JohnnyBoyLond
Tumblr is run by 12 yr old comedic geniuses
K1dunse
I WANNA FUCKING YELL TOO! i just didn't want to feel left out...
AsAnAlaskan
.... I was in 9th grade when the 4th book came out... I was born in 83....
AsAnAlaskan
... that's really not helpful or relevant is it?
Rosey02
I was in third grade
JosephDunaravich
I was a year younger than Harry, until the gap year. I am now a grown-ass married with children adult.
SlightlyRacistBanana69
So you were born in '87?
JosephDunaravich
Exactly
umuziki
Pretty sure the 6th book came out when I was in 7th grade. I think...
SpicyCanadian
I was 2 when first book was released. I think. imgurians are getting younger.
Supernerdtastic
Generally speaking sites tend to skew younger as their popularity increases.
minabear
I am kind of loving all these literal answers. I know peeps. I know. :)
DisneyPrincessCthulhu
I was in the 7th grade when the first book came out...
SlightlyRacistBanana69
Did you read them when they first came out/shortly after?
DisneyPrincessCthulhu
After. I didn't buy into the hype initially (was under the impression they were kids books), so I probably read it a year after it came out.
thotsandprers
All I know is I am a year older than Harry in real life.
chickiebuffer
I was in grade 6 or 7
wintermute93
I never interact with children in the real world, and it always surprises me when I realize I'm interacting (well, sort of) with one online.
thecuteocalypseishere
I was in 2nd grade when the book came out. Had to read it last cause i was the slowest reader in the family at the time.
ThetaStorm
I was 31 when it came out. Sigh.
crimandevil
Jesus Dumbledore Christ. I'm gonna be 32 this year..... 0_o
BigAndChunkyDane
It came out in 2007, so the friend is barely out of high school.
RocketCatcoon
My first time I experienced HP was in fourth grade my teacher read the second book to us after that I was hooked.
didsomeonesayanal
I got the first book as a present for my 7th bday, last one for my 16th. Needless to say I missed both parties.
GoronsRock
omg thank god this is top comment... whew
jackjackjackjack
Never really thought of this but what is the average age of people on this site?
HaiiryCake
I AM SO OLD :(
HicJacetMelilla
Also, I don't think we got to irony until 7th grade. Kids these days... so advanced.
KurtRussellsSon
I was 20 when it came out. I DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK I READ IT IN A DAY. I'm sorry for yelling.
TheBoomQueen
It took me about 24 hours exactly to finish it! I couldn't stop reading/crying.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
THAT'S alright
Aliandrita
I was 16, and also read it in a day. First time I stayed up all night. Totally worth it.
wolfswool
Yay 30s somethings imgurians!
schubackk
They would be 27 actually :/
wolfswool
Oh i was thinking when the books first came out.. That's ok though, i'm used to being all alone over here... Forever... :(
Coheedgirl
I was either 21 or just about to be 21 when it came out. Took me two years to read. I didn't want it to end.
LastSonOfGallifrey
Assuming the book came out that year, she should be somewhere around the 11th grade right now.
windoge
TIL The 7th Harry Potter came out when I was in 4th grade.
PrincessMerida
I remember being older. Damn. I was young.
SlightlyRacistBanana69
Yep. 2007. D: Can't believe it's been 7 years since the last book and 3+ years since the last movie.
buttholepirates
Same!
kraziekandy
Be careful, 11th grade is where they try to trip you up.
GrundlePlunder
4th grade then...book was 7 years ago...11th grade or approximately 17 years old if my organic chemistry is on point
dullgenericusername
That's some scary shit right there.
stupidnickname
THE LAST HARRY POTTER BOOK CAME OUT SEVEN FUCKING YEARS AGO?!
EchoOfSnac
It did? Wow, it took like six years to release the movies? ...Wait, THE LAST FILM IS THREE YEARS OLD‽
stupidnickname
the thing for me is, when the seventh book came out i was a rebellious cool teenager and to cool for harry potter, so I only went to the 1/2
stupidnickname
store and looked on the last pages to see how things end. So now I see my early teenage years were seven fucking years ago :( 2/2
war1ockfred
I cannot agree with this more. I feel so damn old.
Shoura
Oh dear. I feel nauseous. 7 years!? Where did the last 4 year go?
thefantasticzissou
I had the same thought! I grew up with Harry Potter, like when he was 12 so was I.
TheBoomQueen
I grew up with movie Harry Potter lol so when the first film released, I had just turned 11!
shesaidgoodbyetotheground
I was the same age as Harry Potter, too! until that one yr when JKR took two yrs to release the next book instead of the usual one...
ACowAsWhiteAsMilkACapeAsRedAsBloodASlipperAsPureAsGold
you would still be the same age as the character, you're just now reading about the past not the present.
ohthatmeredith
#thestruggleisreal
thefantasticzissou
Right!
minabear
#neverforget
iAlwaysUpvoteMononoke
#neverforgive
fillchiam
#wearelegion
DonnerDanceParty
I matched ages with the movies. Except that last one that took two movies.
Majubin
Yea I was definitley in grade 10 when the first book came out...
farwall
Same as when the books come out, you mean? 'Cause I read he'd been born in 1980, same as me but I was 16 when the first was published.
thefantasticzissou
Yeah, same as when the books came out."I open at the close".
TheBoomQueen
Yeah, the books are set in the '90s with the Battle of Hogwarts taking place in '97, which is when the first book was published. (1)
agreyworld
Wasn't there a PlayStation (Dudleys) in book 2 or something?
TheBoomQueen
"I open at the close." (2)
ThoseEyebrows
omg
UnlikelyMotivation
Jesus christ you guys.. I was in my 20s
pinkbunnies
Ditto. Ugh, we're ancient.
ThadiousJayble
Jesus christ.. I am in my 20s
Nandabun
Yeah, I think I was too. Still read the books like 5 times tho. :p
TheRealMVOP
Yeah, you're old.
UnlikelyMotivation
I'm in my prime son!.... ignore that bald spot... its a solar panel.... for a sex machine.
TheRealMVOP
http://www.sagevita.com/learning/growing-old-isnt-for-sissies/