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Feb 21, 2014 4:19 AM
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shadowlev
I can tell I'm really sick when I can't do anything but sweat, sleep, vividly dream, and maybe puke a little.
orangechocolate
I'm not a vampire.
shamblerdk
A group of cats is not called a herd, but a clowder.
littleasianninja
"i am a strong independent gamer who needs no tutorial"...10 min later ... googles how to beat first boss
Chernobyx
That is not a herd, that is called a clowder. It is a clowder of cats.
Meooow
I wish I was that cute on my first day of school.
ChangedMyName
Trying to think of a witty comment
itstimetopaytheprice
That doesn't look like a herd, it looks like a cat gang war is about to go down.
SDgoldilocks
*badword yolo
JHuggans
I'm not going to say a single punchline. Fight the power!
zehgogglesdonossing
please to open boobs, thanks you
Thatguywiththefire
I HAVE A GUN "I'm still going to need to see some ID for this booze"
Jangle
Open boob
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
So that "new olympic sport" one would basically be QWOP with stairs? I's watch the heck outta that.
therealCT
so I just put minty gum on my nipple
Thatguywiththefire
And what's the verdict?
Meooow
I'm glad there were two cups of "calm the fuck down." I needed that.
ChrisKolohe
Is it just me or can anyone else see Pharrell in a cape and with fangs?
dougche96
Who's the lady with Batman?
CulinaryCaitey
"Yoo hoo, Big summer blowout." I will never get tired of that.
BenScottDrWhoFan
So you can never...let it go?
MagicUpvote
The bunny's backpack: 2 carrots and an egg.
InstantPhysicistJustAddCoffee
I caught one of these in user sub, yes!
Jangle
Finally!
orangechocolate
right?
becausehiddles
If you go to the shih tzu you're gonna have a ruff time.
Ulerin
The Will Smith one made me facepalm involuntarily.
SquintsPalledorous
I fully support that Olympic event +1
wordupbro
HALARIOUS
WizzardofAus
Cuted - /kjuːtɛd/ Past tents of cute; To have previously made oneself cute. "She cuted herself up before leaving the house" Verb: Cuteing
bombadil92
This morning I said 4 years ago when talking about 2006. My friend pointed out that it was 8 years ago. I've been very sad all day.
DrBobbert
Hello, yes. I would like to order one fuzzy, wuzzy bunny with a cute backpack please. Extra tiny. Thank you.
RealSlimeHours
I'm sorry, sir, we're currently recalling all items due to cuteness overload. Would you like to try a slightly larger bunny?
ThatAverageGirl
How many people do you think put minty gum on their nipples after this?
IThrewTheBlueShell
If you don't have gum try minty toothpaste and report back with results!
BeansButNotTheOneFromEvenStevens
I did. And nothing happened. Took the other half, chewed it and put it on the other nipple. Still nothing. Maybe I have magic nipples.
NakedBears
The idea of Benedict in his dragon form breathing fire on my chest is just too much for me not to do this. Brb
HPWombat
*buys minty gum*
elshawn
You should try licking the wrapper of some hot cinnamon gum and putting it on your forehead.
Rhodian
iNSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR - Tongue stuck on forehead
UnspokenX
The mint feels really good. Then what you do is take some mint toothpaste and put it on your girlfriend's clit. Tingling Intensifies.
danzafan37
I am seriously considering it. I have some on my desk...
undercovergiraffe
I hope your not at your work desk. That could get awkward
theleftist
"NOT U"
ReptilianOverlord
DENIED
lens4life
wow what's that from?
squish13s
I was curious too. Turns out it's from a game called The Witcher 3.
lens4life
Trailer right? No way that those are in-game graphics.
squish13s
Yeah, I think so... Trailer of the concept art.