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Feb 21, 2014 4:19 AM

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I can tell I'm really sick when I can't do anything but sweat, sleep, vividly dream, and maybe puke a little.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not a vampire.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A group of cats is not called a herd, but a clowder.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"i am a strong independent gamer who needs no tutorial"...10 min later ... googles how to beat first boss

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is not a herd, that is called a clowder. It is a clowder of cats.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I wish I was that cute on my first day of school.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trying to think of a witty comment

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That doesn't look like a herd, it looks like a cat gang war is about to go down.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*badword yolo

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not going to say a single punchline. Fight the power!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

please to open boobs, thanks you

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I HAVE A GUN "I'm still going to need to see some ID for this booze"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Open boob

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So that "new olympic sport" one would basically be QWOP with stairs? I's watch the heck outta that.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

so I just put minty gum on my nipple

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And what's the verdict?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm glad there were two cups of "calm the fuck down." I needed that.

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Is it just me or can anyone else see Pharrell in a cape and with fangs?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who's the lady with Batman?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Yoo hoo, Big summer blowout." I will never get tired of that.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

So you can never...let it go?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The bunny's backpack: 2 carrots and an egg.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I caught one of these in user sub, yes!

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Finally!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

right?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you go to the shih tzu you're gonna have a ruff time.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The Will Smith one made me facepalm involuntarily.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fully support that Olympic event +1

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

HALARIOUS

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cuted - /kjuːtɛd/ Past tents of cute; To have previously made oneself cute. "She cuted herself up before leaving the house" Verb: Cuteing

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This morning I said 4 years ago when talking about 2006. My friend pointed out that it was 8 years ago. I've been very sad all day.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello, yes. I would like to order one fuzzy, wuzzy bunny with a cute backpack please. Extra tiny. Thank you.

12 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

I'm sorry, sir, we're currently recalling all items due to cuteness overload. Would you like to try a slightly larger bunny?

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How many people do you think put minty gum on their nipples after this?

12 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 2

If you don't have gum try minty toothpaste and report back with results!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did. And nothing happened. Took the other half, chewed it and put it on the other nipple. Still nothing. Maybe I have magic nipples.

12 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

The idea of Benedict in his dragon form breathing fire on my chest is just too much for me not to do this. Brb

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

*buys minty gum*

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You should try licking the wrapper of some hot cinnamon gum and putting it on your forehead.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

iNSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR - Tongue stuck on forehead

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The mint feels really good. Then what you do is take some mint toothpaste and put it on your girlfriend's clit. Tingling Intensifies.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I am seriously considering it. I have some on my desk...

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I hope your not at your work desk. That could get awkward

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

"NOT U"

12 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

DENIED

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

wow what's that from?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was curious too. Turns out it's from a game called The Witcher 3.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trailer right? No way that those are in-game graphics.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I think so... Trailer of the concept art.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0