Why cant it be real.

Feb 8, 2018 7:42 PM

Nerdrager

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Why can't this be real

#nintendo #waluigi
Fp edit; oooh, FP is nice, send pics of your cute dogs/pets or your favourite waluigi meme ????

Was just about to screenshot to tell my switch mate until I reread it ???? now I resent imgur for corrupting my mind

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Whaaaaaaaaa!!

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WA

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Subtle and delicate market testing. I like your style. Tell your boss I said you deserve a raise. :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can hear the sailing music from Wind Waker already

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Someone should mod Waluigi into it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.. But only a little bit off note.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wind Waker done right?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn’t there an onion article saying some shit about “Nintendo for some reason announces Waluigi is uncircumcised” - yeah, that was funny

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What’s a triple a game?

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Waluigi needs his own game that's super awkward to talk about and gives you weird erections. He's uncircumcised btw.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

of course he is. like a little hat on the end of a long skinny penis

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https://imgur.com/L3zjXWh

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This is the greatest gif I've ever seen.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That actually sounds really good, and like something Nintendo would do

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

IZ WALUIGI TIME!

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...Not gonna lie. I'd play it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean... one piece is getting an open world game. Close one eye and imagine Waluigi

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You were serious! :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6glNNGoOno

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Video not available anymore.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait are you serious!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah look it up on YouTube. It actually looks pretty good.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"WAAH I CANT SWIM! MY LIMBS HAVE NO SURFACE AREAAAA"

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HARK HOW THE WAH

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ALL SEEM TO WAH!

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JOINING IN RHYME

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WALUIGI TIME!

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WHY IS WALUIGI SO FUNNY? All these WaLuigi jokes are like a drug I can’t get enough of!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd buy a switch just for that

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Please make it happen.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We not gonna talk about that guys Twitter pic? It's pretty good.

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Thats the dude that does comics for collegehumor. They are pretty funny too. Not sure if he still draws for them.

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He’s on a YouTube show called Drawfee

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Uh, no. He USED to work for college humor. He's in the animation business now as well as being in a few hilarious podcasts and YouTube shows

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

YouTube show is Drawfee. Podcasts are, What Should We Draw. 8 Bit Book Club and very soon another called Not Another D and D podcast, with

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Jake Herwitz, Also a College Humor alum and podcast co-host of What Would You Do. Other co-host is Amor Bloomemfeld (another CH alum)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Amir

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You’re forgetting the wonders that are Murph & Emily.

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Of course Is never forget them. They're my sweeties!

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The first episode drops today, if I'm not mistaken!

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Oh shit, it's caldwell!

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His name is Hugh. I spent years wondering what the “H” stood for, Emily answered it in a Q&A. “The pen is blue” scene from Liar Liar was...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretty close to my reaction when I finally found out the answer.

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I need that.. Like seriously I need "WEHHH WALK THE PLANK!"

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WEHK THE PLANK

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Waluigi needs more love v

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The most a fun and frustrating game.

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Mario strikers is so much fun

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As a heterosexual man, would WAH.

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Meanwhile there's Boo tryin his best

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Pointing out his walu-weewee

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That's the funniest thing I've read all day

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We know the inspiration for that dance!

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CrashHumpsAirViolently.gif

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OH MY GOD I USED TO LOVE THAT GAME!!! MY BROTHER AND I WOULD PLAY UNTIL ONE OF US BEFAN TO CRY IN FRUSTRATION! (usually me)

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I would buy that

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I would buy a switch to play this

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For a dollar

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I would play the absolute hell out of that. So long as I could wah on command.

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As someone who hasn't pre-ordered anything since the incredibly buggy Fable II launch, I would pre-order the hell out of this game.

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I haven't bought a game for myself in years. I'd buy that. Full price, even. Maybe.

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Made by the same crew that did Breath of the Wild... I would buy the collectors edition.

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Who wouldn't?

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Me, but just because I don't have any recent Nintendo consoles.

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I would buy that without a thought.

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Or...

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There need to be more pirate games.

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Sea of thieves

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You have named one.

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Got it pre-ordered.

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I'd pay all the schmeckles for it

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Ah, I see you have a high IQ

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I'd pirate it? Am I doing this right?

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I have come for my payment.

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What's the exchange rate of Schmeckles to Schrute bucks?

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3

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The same ratio as unicorns to leprechauns.

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I believe that’s the same conversion rate to Stanley Nickels! So a shmeckle is worth 1 Stanley Nickels!

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'bout tree fiddy.

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Swiped back to upvote this. Thanks for the actual laugh.

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Well, we know a pair of big fake boobies is 25 schmeckles, do we know how much they would be in Scrute bucks?

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According to Dwight Schrute, the Schrute Buck is worth 0.0001 US Dollars The average cost of breast augmentation surgery is $3,719 which 1/2

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makes a schmeckle equal to $148.76 USD or $1,487,600 Schrute Bucks 2/2

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Am I the only one who thinks his fucking name should of been Ruigi

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That... is actually better.

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It's really not, for all the reasons listed in the comments.

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It sounds better in English. but not in Japanese. Waluigi doesn't work in English, but it does in Japanese. That doesn't mean its a bad name

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thatsracist.gif

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Like the polygon -> porygon in Pokémon

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Aromomora

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Rucario

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It took me longer than I care to admit to figure out what you were getting at. For those like me: M upside down is W. L upside down is r.

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Thank you. Some of us weren't brave enough to ask.

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But then you couldn't sing his name to the tune of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah".

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But in Japan, where Nintendo is based, Luigi and Ruigi would be pronounced the same. Education: it's what I do. I'm Betsy Fucking DeVos

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And Wario is a play on the Japanese word warui, which means "bad". Ruigi would be a play on English "rue", but the writers weren't english.

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They could've made Ruigi the English translation though.

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You sound too intelligent to be Betsy.

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I’d hire you to replace her. You’re already more qualified than she has ever been.

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Ah that makes sense I just figured an upside down L would follow the Mario wario rule better haha

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An upside L is the Greek letter Γ. So really it would be Guigi (goo-EE-jee)

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is that gamma?

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Ye

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Waluigi is the english mash up of the words Waru (bad or of the sort) and ruigi, his name is essentially bad Luigi

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Warui

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yeah I thought there was a comic about that but can't find it.

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i'm gonna count to three and then this comment better be deleted

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You are no longer the only one.

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*should have

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In Japanese, “warui” means bad. Warui+Luigi more or less equals Waruigi, or Waluigi.

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It's also an anagram of ijiwaru, meaning ill-tempered or mean.

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If that's true, that makes is name a toooooon of more sense then, " reverse mario=wario. Reverse Luigi=waluigi??"

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Yeah, Wario's name comes from that too. "Warui Mario" = "Bad Mario"

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Its just a happy coincidence that W looks like an inverted M.

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Fun fact! Ruigi is the Japanese word for sans, and since Luigi is pronounced Ruigi when spoken with a Japanese accent, Nintendo chose (1)

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The name as a joke about how he originally had the same sprite as Mario, just re-colored. Later, when trying to choose a name for (2)

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Waluigi, they decided to make it a double pun, as Warui is the Japanese for bad. Therefore, Waluigi is a double pun, because he is bad, (4)

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But still the same. An evil twin of sorts. Warui-ruigi, Waruigi, Waluigi. (5/5)

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