Cyoulateralligator
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and my nightmare of a boss fell down 2 flights of stairs last week holding coffee
Dec 21, 2016 7:38 PM
Cyoulateralligator
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1605
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and my nightmare of a boss fell down 2 flights of stairs last week holding coffee
JaromirAzarov
2016 was the first year since 2011 where no major fuckery happened in our lifes so I'm ok with this year.
flugal
Business went under, got divorced, cat died and I am an alcoholic, but at least I don't use memes so I got that going for me which is nice
srsfaceI8C
I just acid washed my pool so it'll finally be clean and algaefree for the first time in about a year. This has nothing to do with your post
ilikeitilikeitalot
2016 was an odd yr for me. I got fired from 2 jobs but at the end, ended up getting a job making more money than I ever thought possible.
Munchman347
Must be pretty thirsty by now...
OneManBucket
Oh yea...we all found Jesus and the dog started shitting diamonds! ╭∩╮(Ο_Ο)╭∩╮
SpiceSlag
I got my first permanent contract, got an apartment, and now I drink more then ever. It's alrigh
Unverified
My 2016 was shit, but my 2015 kicked ass. Had my first 6 figure salary, got a divorce, and had sex more than once
licensetoillite
Did I? No, nope, nope, and HELL NO!
DonatelloLT
Nope, but upvote because I am happy for you!
Rami961
wrong meme dude, but good for you. Keep it up.
Dormammu
I got back into gambling this year, let's just say it's been bad all year long.
Ilikeflufflyanimalpics
I became a doctor...My year has still sucked day to day but will probably go down in my life as an amazing year.
killernerd
Same here. Became a pilot, found a better job, karma finally bit asshole cousins in their asses. 2016 was all in all a good year
kehlee
I had one of my lowest lows and also one of my highest highs in 2016. Overall, it was a good year and I'm doing pretty well.
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
Right there with ya, met the guy I'm gonna marry, got two promotions, paid off a bunch of debt...
CaptnDeadpool
it's not over yet...fingers crossed yo make it
PlebosaurusRex
Best year of my life. Finally kicked depression in the ass, lost a bunch of weight, got a boyfriend, took up climbing, got a job, etc.
RichardDeanAnderson
Got married,stopped drinking, yeah great year Op.......
dragonfangs
Found and lost my first love, spent ~second half of year with anxiety issues/light depression, but things are better now so... neutral?
MeepTweet
I finally got my medical problems under control and have energy for life now. Plus I adopted a dog and am doing pretty good mentally now.
SpaceCthulhu
That's awesome! And your pup is very cute.
Nimin
I had a shitty 2016. Then again every year has been shitty since 2007 so no biggie.
SkullBuckles
Bite me.
Doomzerker
I got my first girlfriend, who them did amphetamines and broke up, got my first car, lost 2 out of 3 of my best friends, completed [1/2]
Doomzerker
college, saved the lives of multiple people, and now I'm unemployed looking for work. 2016 had its ups and downs, but in the end it's [2/3]
Doomzerker
just another year rolling on. Here's to the successes. [3/3]
Lefty2k59
Me too. My stock rebounded and I'm up 5 figures, got a raise and promotion at work. 2016 is going down as a good year for me.
bugeyetex
But Trump says we're all in the shitter!
sociallyawkward12
I also got married, into grad school, and my wife just got a great job
blak
Became a father, company started covering our health care costs, celebrated first year of marriage
ceilingrrr
DONT JINX IT THERES STILL 10 DAYS LEFT
Mr107
Do a post on stock
Lefty2k59
I wouldn't recommend what I did. It's basically gambling. I took huge losses, took a long time to recover, but now I'm up pretty big.
p2tu
Time to sell ;)
sergeanttbag
I lost 3 jobs due to downsizing and have been unemployed for 6 moths out of the whole year and am drowning in bills. Fuck 2016
TheDino
You are probably a bad employee or don't get along well with management. Most companies don't hire people before lay offs.
coronalmassejection
If only upvotes were dollars..
auzzie99
I hate it when I lose my moths too
HelloMax
Have tried moving to a city that is growing?
sergeanttbag
Can I stay at your place?
TheDino
You are probably a bad employee or don't get along well with management. Most companies don't hire people before lay offs.
graffitimonkey
Wrongo bucko. He's in a Lemony Snicket.
HelloMax
This is true. It look is like most people don't like to hear it though.
TheDino
Probably just trying to protect that dude's feelings... But he needs to take responsibility.
HelloMax
People downvote the weirdest shit on here
SlutAtNight
"Accidentally"
TimBus
Yeah, it's kinda hard to fall down two flights of stairs.
Fairdinkums
Op wanted to make his year extra spicy so started pushing people down stairs
FormalShorts
Easy there, Hillary...
MylastaccountgotbandbecauseIpostednakedwomen
Hey, we all know Hillary doesn't do her own dirty work.
SlutAtNight
Sponger004
lmOIdGREEGG
GILMORE GIRLS
SlutAtNight
Exactly..."I'll call emergency services right after my nap"
Sponger004
Seriously lol
biscuitsngravybelly
I bought my first house, quit my shitty Jon to finish school, now have 2 better paying part time jobs and yeah, still married. So, .......
biscuitsngravybelly
Hahahahahha Jon. Quit my shitty Jon? Seriously auto correct? Job.
SpaceCthulhu
I love your username. I also see that you like scotch. All my upvotes!
biscuitsngravybelly
I'm really craving some of the Glenlivet I've got waiting in the cupboard. Alas, tonsillectomy surgery makes me think it would be a bad idea
SpaceCthulhu
Oh no. I'll have an extra for you. Usually Balvenie or Irish whiskey but I got a giant bottle of Dimple Pinch 15yr for my birthday. - >
SpaceCthulhu
It's pretty delicious for a mid-priced blend! And I don't feel as guilty pouring a couple dollar of booze into my coffee.
Tokanii
What a coincidence! I took up drinking in 2016!
mikokatsun
Thus the great balance is maintained
Herndog
RM641a
PhiIIipJFry
I continued drinking
MagnetBox
Me too!
Corgilicioussterlingarcher
I became a frat bro in 2016
STOPSHOPPINGFAKEARSES
Took up drinking every other year too, but 2016 was no different
GrilledMelonMan
I actually did too. Turned 21 in May, had my first alcohol in October. Been drunk once. I guess the world stays balanced.
wintermute0
Turned 21 in May and had your first drink in October? Something doesn't add up..
GrilledMelonMan
Haha, I simply chose not to drink. I'd be the sober one at parties. Eventually decided to try. Still don't drink much, honestly.
Tokanii
You haven't had a drink with a Canadian who accidentally mixes the best drinks when drinking with buddies.
Aftframe
Maybe he gave you his drinking?
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
One must always hold the mantle.
ThunderGoose404
Other times the mantle holds you.
Tokanii
Only in Soviet Russia does the mantle hold you.