An Olympic event!?

Nov 8, 2019 2:07 AM

tractorist

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abso-fucking-lutely

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If you haven’t watched Hustlers yet, fo it. Decent plot and J-Lo stripping and pole dancing.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Hey Honey, I’m just gonna stop off with the guys after work and watch an Olympic practice event ok?”

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

On the pole upside down. This shit for real!?. 69 plenty of times to pay a bill. By day she's a clerk, by night she turn stripper.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But with sand volleyball outfits?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I mean yes it's sexy and all, but I think it's pretty damn cool.

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Lesbian sex just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Well, I'm going to the strip club tonight.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you turn the poles horizontally, all kinds of sports. Vertical poles?! Don't be silly.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thats a sport for both sexes...men use different music tho and call it "chinese pole": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2brlhHMJw0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

spanktator sport

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I looked.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

r/poledancing

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If floor gymnastics are an event, this definitely should be. Both takes a lot of skill and athleticism

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What sport drinks are made for

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Maybe I’m alone in this but I don’t think anything where a winner is decided based on judges scores should be an Olympic sport.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if they dress like that i can see it working but if they dress with very little wont work

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What’re you doing at the strip club? Checking they new Olympic hopefuls

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think when I go back to college, I'm going to major in stripper pole physics.

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Pole gymnastics is the official demonstration sport of the Olympics in Los Angeles in 2028

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I would love taking pole-dancing class. OK 70% to oogle at girls. But the bodycontroll is very admirable. Being a 130+ KG dude im afraid tho

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

about bending the bar

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maybe mallakhamb or chinese pole would be for you...you wont bend those...chinese pole vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2brlhHMJw0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean they have that one gymnastics event where they dance between flips so why not?

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Not to downplay any of the skill and athleticism of practitioners, but could you imagine the routine Simone Biles would bring to the table

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It is kinda weird to see with clothes on...

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That’s why I always take my clothes off before I open imgur

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Coworkers have gotten used to it.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh glad im not the only one...

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This is from a music video https://youtu.be/d8OI9FllKfg She’s the polish pole champion for 17/18. Kasia Bielecka @kasiabielecka_ on insta

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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The freaking core strength for that is incredible

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Absolutely, the athleticism required for professional pole dancing is insanely difficult. v

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The amateur shit ain’t bad either.

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And yet it will never be classy. Beccause, you know, the vag flaunting.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You do know you don't make any sense, right?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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6 years ago (deleted Nov 9, 2019 7:32 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

There are tons of pros in the olympics

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Technically. That was the old days. Most people that compete in the olympics now is pros. But there once was a rule about that.

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Stripping. It’s called stripping

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She's not taking anything off ....

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eeeh no its not

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No. Stripping is called stripping. If you can pole dance but dont strip, you arent stripping. There is a reason these things have names.

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

You can't strip if you are already naked.

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Interestingly enough, the ancient greeks did most of their olympics au naturel. Of course, they were all men at the time...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But, no this isn't stripping. If anything they'd probably be clothed more than what you'd see during diving competitions, for example.

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