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NotABadLookingNarcissist
♫Fi did-dly dee, a LOTR life for me♫
Dopplerfart
ROBOTvsMAN
http://i.imgur.com/8knRayb
Syddie93
Gollum's song is my favorite.
fishgill
Look. If she was singing Frodo of the Nine Fingers without the vibrato you need to let her know now before she embarrasses herself later.
Finain
I imagined your 6 year old singing in elvish. Then I got sad when I'm like that's definitely not happening...
kibbypie
Mine is 18 months. Imma get on this.
kingflurpynurps
Thorin was in the Hobbit.
TheGoldenHawk
Far over the misty mountains cold
AngelOfPassion
To dungeons deep...
IJustWastedMyDayOnImgur
And caverns old
TheYoungBear
We must away, ere break of day...
MrAndersonn
Cringe
MisanthropicAnthropoid
Your 6YO watched LOTR?
Snowberries
You act like there is something wrong with that?
MisanthropicAnthropoid
To each their own.
BaronStauffenberg
You should't smoke in front of her. bad role model.
SonicBoomYourFamily
May it beeeeee an evening staaaaar shines dooowwwn upon yoooouuu
PffftNext
May it beeeee when darkness faaaaaaaalls Yoooour heeeeeart will be truuue
SonicBoomYourFamily
You waaalk a lonely roooaad, oh how far you are from hooome
ScreamingQuestGirl
Awhaleandabowlofpetunias
I love LOTR and I also like some of Rihanna's stuff. Nothin wrong with having layers.
BoopBoopDEEDoop
My 4 year old daughter does nothing but shit talk the giants now and my husband couldn't be prouder.
Snowberries
DaDisser
Murder > sex
littleBreaker
Right? People in the comments are saying Rihanna is bad for a little girl (fair) but violence is no better. This is what people mean when 1
littleBreaker
Superior to sexually explicit ones
littleBreaker
...they say Americans are prude (yet glorify violence!) I enjoy some movies that are violent but they're not morally or aesthetically 2
filmusic42
They told him don't you ever come around here Don't want to see your face, you better disappear The fire's in their eyes and their words....
filmusic42
....you better disappear The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear So beat it, just beat it
ohshitausername
Being a good parent means supporting your child's interests. Not just shoving your own interests upon her. Support her no matter what (1/2)
ohshitausername
music she likes! (2/2)
silentxzero
I get that but have you listened to Rihanna? most modern female artists are just too... idk, not good for a developing mind though.
YoureGoodHouseButYoureCloseButYoureGood
One does not simply use an image from the Hobbit movies and claim to be an LOTR fan.
DingleberryPoots
Thank you!
IAmTheMasterCommanderWhatThePoop
Watch them for sure. They aren't as good as LOTR imo, but they're hard to top of course. I think people just got mad that it was 3 movies.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
One does not simply like only a piece of LOTR and shun those who disagree.
Janusha
Mmm yes. I would let that pass.
obscureusername
I guess but The Misty Mountains was one of the best LoTR universe songs of all time!
YoureGoodHouseButYoureCloseButYoureGood
Tru dat
MrBananaHead
Yes indeed my friend
mmfsdjw
Best image I could find quickly. There was one of legolas from the two towers that I tried first but it was too wide.
YoureGoodHouseButYoureCloseButYoureGood
Just givin' you shit. Kids that like LOTR are good kids. Probably. +1
CripPick
So I just finished watching the all of lotr and I was thinking about watching the hobbit next. Could you tell me why people don't like it?
o11c
I've been told there is a fan cut that is actually decent.
warriorofdiscord
PLEASE. WATCH THE EXTENDED EDITIONS. It makes part 3 absolutely awesome to watch!
raviolihummingbird
Just watch the movies and form your own opinion. I personally liked them a lot, even though they have their fair share of flaws.
VagisilToothpaste
Honestly the story is on point. The HORRIBLE CGI is what really killed it for me. ESPECIALLY on the faces. Oh gosh. So bad.
DefinetlyNotObsessed
Thank god I read the books after the movie because I fucking loved the movies then reading the books after didn't affect me as much.
BenFromMarketing
The hobbit gets a bad rap. Is it on par with lotr? Absolutely not, but still enjoyable and brings you back to lovely middle Earth!
LegoK9
I'd say give it a watch. It's more dawn out that it needed to be, and they added some extra lore/characters for padding, but decent movies.
CripPick
Ok thanks I'll give it a watch!
silentxzero
Too many unnecessary plots and characters added, unimportant scenes drag on way too long, Smaug was anticlimactic, Tauriel, too much CGI.
anonnona887
Because they made a 40 min film pan out to freaking 3 movies...
kibbypie
YES.
Forunth
There are some cringeworthy action scenes, like escaping from goblins... I say give it a go but don't expect LOTR quality
Ekajra
Lots of pacing issues because they wrote a two film script and then halfway through filming the first the studio said they wanted three.
Ekajra
This also led to them adding even more non-book stuff then they were already going to. Some people don't even like the stuff they added that
Ekajra
is actually from Tolkien, but really so much of the book is Bilbo missing all the action, so I thought it was alright.
snakeoilsalesman
It was a money making series that they aimed at the Asian market which prefers action over fidelity to original story.
GingerSwan
LOTR - Original Star Wars Trilogy. Hobbit - Prequels.
whatsisname
It's not that bad.
GingerSwan
eh tbh the prequels arent as bad as people make them out to be
YoureGoodHouseButYoureCloseButYoureGood
I think mostly I'm just a book snob. It was kind of enjoyable otherwise. Personally, I hated the way the dwarves looked, I hated a lot of >
TalosValcoran
In addition to what others said, it's worth watching for a few great performances and Smaug himself.
YoureGoodHouseButYoureCloseButYoureGood
< the side plots they added like the ridiculous love triangle, and I hated some of the "cutting edge" stuff that Jackson tried to do. >
YoureGoodHouseButYoureCloseButYoureGood
I think the scene with the dwarves going down the river was shot with a GoPro and it was atrocious. Also way too much CGI.
Kommanche
To be fair to Jackson, most of it wasn't down to him. Guillermo del Toro was responsible for most of the shit in preproduction
YoureGoodHouseButYoureCloseButYoureGood
Really? I didn't know that. Good to hear. I'm a little less upset with him now.
kumisz
This reminds me of someone here teaching their daughter say "behold" instead of "look"
bamble
My daughter sings the imperial march.. so proud
kibbypie
I had a daycare kid ask if he could sing me the "Darth Vader song".
FullMetalBitch
My older son too! My baby will only lay still for a diaper change if I hum it to him! (My oldest hums the Titanic theme too, so who knows)
iamthegrayone
MINE TOO!
keddrColorLifter
Mine too!
ArtOzz
This is how you parent.
serapheen
My two year old won't stop... every song turns into the Imperial March. Love it XD
ASongOfPissAndFarts
But there are no lyrics in it...
HighwayWizard
A capella, man
MedicalMystery
Have you met children? That won't stop them from singing it.
bamble
ba ba ba BA baba, ba Baba
ASongOfPissAndFarts
I see what you are doing, those are not lyrics...
bamble
Better than some that are in the charts :)
Fatpicasso
Why does it have to be instead of? This is post is pretty much just 'I make my 6 yo listen to lotr and not rihanna '
silentxzero
II'm sure that dad would rather her sing about whips and chains used against dragons than about how they excite someone sexually though.
CephalopodLodge
Because riahnna is shit and a terrible role model, whereas LOTR is just as shit, but better morally, at least for a six year old
ASongOfPissAndFarts
Because LOTR ("Nerdy" things) > "pop" (mainstream things) - Imgur.
littleBreaker
That. Also read it as "Nerd things > girl things."
PhycoFrenzy
FailToImpress
Or the sadder one "What I need my daughter to like > What my daughter actually may like"
Setekhx
Ah you went there
LadyWidebottom
Why do you think a kid has to be made to listen to anything in order to like it? My kid likes a mix of bullshit music and great music.
LadyWidebottom
No Rihanna at the moment, so she's doing a little better than me.
ilistentorapalot
I don't have children myself so correct me if im wrong, but at that early of an age, the child would be influced by the parents listening.
ilistentorapalot
Witch is why it would be a "made" over a let. The child wouldnt be able to fully understand what music there is.
LadyWidebottom
I have a 7 year old, she picks up knowledge of music through school friends, etc. I end up having to get new stuff to satisfy her. You'd be
Camelspotting
The kid doesn't care what she's listening to but the parent sure as hell does.
ProfessorSteven
How does one sing "LOTR?"
o11c
The same way you can sing "Rihanna" or you can sing "country" or ...
JohnnyWalkerTexas
How does one sing "Rihanna"? You know what OP meant.
Benjaminiarwain
DUUUUUN Dun duduDUUUUUN DUDADAAAAAA Dun duuuuun dun dun duuun duuuuuuuun.
Imhereforcutestuff
Look up Peter Hollens on youtube. :)
PikaChunin
Far oveeeeeeeer... the Misty Mountains cooooold...
dwk23
When the cold of winter comes Starless night will cover day In the veiling of the sun We will walk in bitter rain
SinceTheAccident
♫ Bend the forks and crack the plates, that's what Bilbo Baggins hates! ♫ but that's from The Hobbit, like the picture.
kumisz
The world was young, the mountains green...
MacSuibhne13
No stain yet on the Moon was seen...
ArtOfKarolMichalec
May it be an evening Star shines down upon you .... Enya
Shplintt
Down down down down in goblin town!
malkovichmalkovich1
peterdinklage; peterdinklage
NoNightDigging
In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire. Lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
AskMeIfImFunAtParties
Lorde Lorde Lorde... yayaya.
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
Oh you can search far and wide, you can drink the whole town dry!
ialwaysupvoteShibe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoAfb3f04mo
OneShucklak
Pretty little fly, why do you cry? Caught in a Web, soon to be.... Eatennneschhhhhchhheh
whatsintheTATAbox
You can drink your fancy ales, you can drink them by the flagon. But the only brew for the brave and true, comes from the green dragon!
espenke
It's all in the o.
Reikeo
Simple, you'll need a party of 12 dwarves, food, ales and instruments.
treywarp
You can whistle/hum the pieces of music without lyrics.
BoomIgotyourwalletBoomIgotyourphilliestickets
Ladies and lads the whistling master.
SquanchingInHere
I sing the ring and the hobbit leitmotif all the time
ialwaysupvoteShibe
From the Rankin-Bass version: "Where there's a whip, there's a way..."
IAmTheMasterCommanderWhatThePoop
Yeeeeessss
initialdave
Lords Of The Rhymes. Hobbit rappers. No, really.
PffftNext
The books have a shit tonne of songs in it and there's a few in the films too as errbody has listed. Do yourself a favour and read and watch
TheToughestGuyInLetterkenny
like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY0lLcz3Qis
Cicirawr
Da daaa daaaa da da daaaaa. DA DA DAAA DA DA DAAA DA DA DAAAA DA.
brb4ever
moonXbeam
Home is behind, The world ahead And there are many paths to tread....
PffftNext
Through shadow, to the edge of night. Until the stars are all alight...
Silymnd
Mist and shadow. Cloud and shade. All shall fade. All shall fade.
DarthPalpatine
This song is unfit for my halls.
PffftNext
Denethor go set yourself on fire and jump off a cliff, you're ruining a moment
pizzaparty
The road goes ever on & on, down from the door where it began..
BalfMalark
One does not simply sing "LOTR"
TheToughestGuyInLetterkenny
Like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY0lLcz3Qis
TheToughestGuyInLetterkenny
or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt9He6c8F9s
thorkild91
Those were all the hobbit. Soooo still no.
TheToughestGuyInLetterkenny
LOTR, the Hobbit and the Silmarillion are all part of the same universe, which OP is using the generic LOTR to describe
vondony
By singing the Black Speech of Mordor and getting a sponsorship from Sauron for being talented.
wakeupbitchyouremynewbestfriend
Daaa da da daaa da da daaa, da da daaa da da daaa da da daaa da daaa daaa.
BarcodePrinter
Listening to Tolkien Ensemble.
aprilludgateduire
Oh how I wish to catch a fish so juicy sweeeet
IAmTheMasterCommanderWhatThePoop
The best song (':
lilleigh3
Uhhh misty mountains, into the west, song of the lonely mountain, blunt the knives, may it be...
tallestgnome
Ramble On, Misty Mountain Hop, The Battle of Evermore...
UncivilizedEngie
Alternatively, all the soundtrack pieces have a melody and you can hum or sing that.
JonnoSnow
Don't forget The Edge Of Night
saharadesert
Do you want to make me cry? 'Cos this is how you're gonna make me cry.
JonnoSnow
There, there
ReconBearz
Thats the Hobbit not LotR
pineapplepuppy
Splitting hairs, mate. OP posted Hobbit screenshot with LOTR text, this is within range.
ReconBearz
Splitting hairs? This is a serious issue!
Cillellic
Into the West and May it be is from LotR :) and there's also Gollum's song + countles of songs in the book which are not shown in the movies
peridotstar
Peter Hollens does a pretty good version of Into the West--it sounds dif coming from a guys voice but still hella good
peridotstar
Oh and he did the other ones too, but May it Be is my fave
moonXbeam
*this midly irritated me as well
ReconBearz
I know right THEY'RE NOT THE SAME
PffftNext
They're all tolkiens stuff or lotr film stuff. It'll do
moonXbeam
I knoooow im nit picking lol
DoneFirin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMcBOvOuhoY
HighlandPotatoe
You have taste
IGetItFrenchClass
http://lordsoftherhymes.com
amars1111
PO-TA-TOES! Boil 'em Mash 'em Stick 'em in a stew!
IAmTheMasterCommanderWhatThePoop
Keep your nasty chips!
WellHelloClarice
I wish I could give this a +2
BJacks
We don't have just one breakfast, we have two! Sorry I just wanted to finish the cadence.
PontifexMechanicus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pISzxdEgDCU
AukyOH
"A elbereth Gilthoniel" from the extended first one "Aniron" (council of elrond) The Lament for gandalf "Lothlorien" "Bridge of Khazad Dum">
AukyOH
has two amazing lyrical bits, beginning of "flight to the ford" "May it be" "Evenstar" "Helms Deep" "Breath of Life" "Forth Eorlingas" >
AukyOH
"Isengard Unleashed" "Farewell to Lorien" "Gollums song" "Minas Tirith" "The Steward of Gondor" "Twilight and Shadow""The End of All Things>
AukyOH
"The return of the King" (UNNNNG viggo.) "The Grey Havens" "Into the west" "Houses of healing" )ft arwen. DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH MY LOTR.
Chron121
https://youtu.be/cHjt9Q00sp4?t=93
CopperBurst
There are a couple songs by Enya, one by Annie Lennox and one by Emilíana Torrini. Three of the four are from the ending credits.
SpacemanSpiff1000
I was just about to ask this. Unless you lay the Lord sound track she really shouldn't know the lotr music.
PffftNext
If her parents do play LoTR soundtracks they'd be good parents
YouMadeMeSignIn
http://imgur.com/xMGETdw
SpacemanSpiff1000
Fuckin autocorrect. Play**
OneShucklak
Break the bottles and burn the corks, blunt the knives, bend the forks, that's what bimbo bagging hates!
Muddskipper2
Battle of Evermore, Ramble On, Misty Mountain Hop
kibbypie
STAIRWAY!
silentxzero
This deserves more upvotes. :)
theimgurappsucksballs
Zeppelin Rules!!!
Meph1stopheles
You win this comment section!
thedudeman519
Blind Guardian
SlyMrFox
Discovered them recently, so badass!
AahzAndArthurDent
The Green Dragon pub song from the Two Towers?
silentxzero
*Return of the King
AahzAndArthurDent
Wasn't sure.
PffftNext
Hey ho to the battle I go, to heal my heart and drown my woe...
PffftNext
*Bottle damn
WineWomenAndSong
Rain may fall and wind may blow but there'll still be Many miles to go!
daniegamin
Sweet is the sound of the pouring ale!
tapthewall
(ahem) Lllll Oooooooooo Teeee Rrrrrrrrr. Thank you.
MrBananaHead
Yep a good one, when they fight with the 'Army of the Dead'
ChrisPrattsTinyNipples
I heart you
lotri
You called?
AdeptusWolf
IntenseCamel
MotherofMrFace
Drewscifer
Anyone else imagine that sung with the game of thrones intro playing in the background?
WellExcuuuuuuseMePrincess
theimgurappsucksballs
+1 for glorious idiot
YepUsernameChecksOut
+1 for painting such beautiful imagery and well-chosen nomenclature.
tapthewall
Til what nomenclature means. Ty.
Placeboy
username checks out
theimgurappsucksballs
Yep
SigmaCyklon
TAKE THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
SorryThisUsernameHasBeenTaken
I both love and hate you as it is in my head now.
marcusyoyo
BeardedBatman
https://youtu.be/uE-1RPDqJAY
Loialest
You bearded Sir made me discover something today. I can't believe I had never heard this before. +1!
BeardedBatman
https://youtu.be/Sagg08DrO5U. Another for your viewing pleasure
Loialest
Good song actually hahaha :P