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Emma Stone will play Cruella.
May 27, 2016 7:54 PM
CrappingYouNegative
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Emma Stone will play Cruella.
IAmJustHereToCommentAndLaugh
The one about the center of the earth is wrong. It takes roughly 38 minutes to reach the other side of the earth instead of the center.
unofficialrobot
O want a back story of jafar
Cyranojoe
This would be cool.
fatherjokes
http://imgur.com/CCoWUQ3
QueenCousland
Malkovich?
Rodvitner
John Herdman (Goyle, Harry Potter) is also an MMA fighter. Only recently started to truly focus on it with a current 1-0-0 MMA record.
Rodvitner
http://images.tapology.com/letterbox_images/131209/default/Josh-Herdman.jpg?1462118022
Ruffykins
But was it the SAME porno?
SeanConneryToupee
Finally, my username is relevant!
noey718
He was born a blonde and his hair darkened to brown. He decide in 1956 to dye his hair jet black for it he liked the way he looked on camera
Dolphinia
He made Pricilla dye her hair black as well.
CarphenStevens
There's an animated version of Schindler's List?
orangewater
It actually takes 42 minutes to fall allllllllllll the way to the other side of the earth, not just to the core!
Dilligaffin
I always knew Simon Cowell liked polishing other guys' tools
DreamCatcher01
Lol.
Ldsztusz
He may be tool himself by some accounts.
CaptainRabbit
Well you're not wrong
CrappingYouNegative
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
Lol.
Yesferatoo
HeeeeyyyO
ehhitskp
What is this Ottoman Empire anyway? A whole empire based on putting your feet up?
Lobsterfest10k
Is that Seinfeld?
CrappingYouNegative
Dalylah
Suck it, Trebek!
mimblewimble
Cruella wanted to make a fucking coat out of the skin of puppies. I don't give a fuck about her backstory.
skwint
Yeah. That's bad. That's what baby cows are for.
SlabBuIkhead
#1 I read wrong and assumed the hyenas ate Scar and spent a good couple of minutes wondering why they'd have the townspeople eat Gaston.
Klingon00
Jerry Springer tried to pay for a prostitute with a check when he was mayor...
Jocan
As a Cincinnatian, thanks for making us remember that time in our history
triscuit3000
did we not already have multiple live action 101 Dalmatians movies?
samsonguy920
Yeah, if this origin story happens and does not tie into the Glenn Close movies, it is going to piss a lot of people off. It feels like >
samsonguy920
> a dumb idea that more likely Disney is just putting feelers out on.
whyexactly
Disney just wants to make shitloads of money
samsonguy920
Disney makes shitloads of money by being smart about it. They don't just make anything and put it out, no matter how garbage it is.
triscuit3000
and yet. Frozen.
Froudy
It said that it will be a back story. You know, kind of like a prequel or maybe the same thing....
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
RIP Mr. Williams, the world misses you. You made us a better people.
WhatIsItYouGetIDontGet
That's what I was thinking I miss Robin Williams
pmmedemboobies
Eh
tomatoboy
Are we all just going to gloss over the pink hippo milk?
smoothoprater
10/10 would buy it to see if it tastes like bubble gum
parkinglotsushi
I know, right?! That's the main reason I stuck around.
lyle
That one made me uncomfortable. Is it because of their diet which I assume consists mostly of shrimp?
frjackhackett
they sweat pink as well, as do walruses
QueenCousland
http://www.snopes.com/false-hippopotamus-milk-pink/
pyrobob4
In A porno? Like, just one? So... Together?
delpharseven
#4 Actually it has enough water to cover the Americas, as in North and South, in about 11 inches.
jalex1215
Love living right by it, except it'll be too cold to swim in for a little while still
TrustMeImABassist
MAKE AMERICAS WET AGAIN
delpharseven
Right now I would settle for just 100mm (4") over the whole Fort McMurray area.
Foxhack
... Louis CK is Mexican? Bwah?
wetfart92
And his surname is Hungarian
CaptOi
Half, yes.
Foxhack
Was he born here, or is one of his parents Mexican?
CaptOi
His Father is Mexican, he grew up in Mexico City and Spanish was his first language
Foxhack
Huh. Wow. That's awesome. :)
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
I can't imagine jackie chan in a porno movie, what did he do? Fuck his partner while doing stunts?
HungryDLuffy
Pretty sure he fked his fake sister/mother or something.
Kangarou
Used every prop in the room to cover up the fact he's performing drunk.
crazypyro23
I'm imagining porn sounds mixed with Jackie Chan martial arts yells
superfancystuff
maybe through a chair or something
EroticZombiePants
Cheated on his wife, like he's done in real life many times.
BlownByTheMonsignor
I don't think all of these are true.
galizur
The one about dropping something in the earth definitely is wrong. It takes 42 minutes to get to the other side.
BaconDestructor
This so much
chyron8472
At what speed? Objects with different mass have different terminal velocities, so how long it takes depends on the object.
galizur
At no air friction. The earth being a perfect sphere. Same density throughout. Check the videos from minute physics. They explain it nicely.
BecauseIwasInverted
Brb, gonna go collect diamond rain
VarrenHunter
OK a small rant but I really hate everything about other planets that we know so little about. These are not confirmed things, but blatant
VarrenHunter
Speculation. I don't want to be an asshole, but we know precious little about Mars and we have robots on the surface!
samsonguy920
That one is the one that smells of the most bullshit.
sebawlm
Saturn's lightning turns atmospheric methane into carbon soot & pressure towards the core compresses the soot into diamonds as it falls.
samsonguy920
Where Saturn is concerned you have to be pretty damn deep to find that kind of pressure. It's not rain by then unless you consider soot >
samsonguy920
> in what is pretty much a slush as rain.
Totsmacgee
Sylvester Stallone porn is easy to find but it's pretty awful. Now I'm off to Google Jackie Chan porn.
Beastacles420
Maaaaat Daaamon
thelostcarrot
My boys wicked smat.
OzmaAsimov
#24 More importantly, Sterling Holloway, who voiced these characters, was also the voice of Winnie the Motherfucking Pooh.
samsonguy920
Wait. So Pooh was also in a porno?
whyexactly
I thought that was Jim Cummings?
OzmaAsimov
You're not wrong. Cummings took over Pooh and Kaa after Holloway's death.
whyexactly
Ah that makes senss, thanks!
imjustaramblinggamblingman
With a movie like Schindler's List, you'd need to bring in some form of comic relief.
PaulVegetov
>giving shit bout jews. Uuuuu we got you
dbizzles
BUT AT WHAT 'CAUST???
UserNameDotPNG
A Holo one
dirtmop
TIL there's an animated version of Schindler's List. TMYK
imjustaramblinggamblingman
There is?!
NK892
Yep, it includes Robin Williams telling jokes! Can't you read?
aeouk
They tried lots of ideas, this was the final solution.
sprbwlshuffler
Bruh...
thecontractor
Reply to a reply that should be the top comment of the day.
swatdattwat
Damn
Schmuck4hire
Aw damnit... That Cruella one pisses me off. She's one of my favourite Disney villains because she's just so damn dastardly.
RelativeVelocity
Maleficent was a bummer. The queen of all evil reduced to Angelina with a grudge. Blech.
Schmuck4hire
Like the disneycember videos summarised... "The mistress of all evil doing "girl talk" ".
RelativeVelocity
Yup. Should've kept her evil.
lifeisapicnic
HIPPOS ARE THE PRODUCERS OF STRAWBERRY MILK?!?!?!?!?!
iamamentat
Ever tried to milk a hippo? I wouldn't.
EvLPxL
No. It's false.
Stuebydoo
Yes
quade
bachterman
totes mcgotes!
amymarie1993
I had a speech impediment and having to focus on pronunciation has made me lose emotional inflection
thegelatoking
T-t-t-t-t-Today! junior!
Thisaccountwillbethedeathofmysociallife
Wait, really? I've noticed I don't stutter when I speak slowly and deliberately but just started doing it on my own
Skawomplious
So the key is not to think about saying something, but to think about singing it. Same concept as the extra low or extra high voice. (1)
Skawomplious
Doesn't mean you have to rhyme or have a melody or anything, but think about "singing" the phrase that's obstructing you. (2)
zooomenhance
He began his stutter because he was so upset that his father left his family. His father was Luther in The Sting.
Superchief86
Man, JEJ has the friendliest smile ever! I think I almost got whiplash when I scrolled to the next picture and saw Cowell's hideous visage.
awkwardness
That's why Marilyn Monroe's voice was so high. Same concept. She had a bad stutter and that's how she dealt with it
Heritus
I stammer, and I remember someone trying to each me that. It's not a solution, it just makes you work the rest of your life to offset it
DickChaney2
I helped my son to stop stuttering the same way i learned. Shock collars.
Kizsurian
I also did when I was a kid, mostly grew out of it. If I do start to stutter, I have to stop, take a breath, and start again or I won't stop
HaniiPuppy
It's probably because it's makes you more aware of how you're voicing your words, and forces you to concentrate on that.
RyanMcFlyin
I found that mine has to do with stress or excitement- so I do my best to chill and forget about it
revcleo
I didn't used to stutter, but after what felt like almost constant criticism for a few years, I now tend to when I'm panicked.
RyanMcFlyin
My break thru came when I started acting- I realized I no longer stuttered when I was reciting my lines
revcleo
Nice, acting is awesome. I got to like Grade 7 LAMDA.
septillion
what's the difference between a stutter and a stammer?
Lyrabelle
When I was dealing with mine some years ago, I learned that the one is born with a stutter and stammers develop later in life... 1/2
Lyrabelle
but I also haven't found jack shit to back that up at this time, so I'm not so sure anymore. 2/2
Heritus
A stammer is what it's called and a stutter is what americans call it.
septillion
upon further research, I have to disagree with you http://imgur.com/HHrqgIM
Heritus
How does that go against what I said? 'Stammer' is more common throughout the world whereas the red line shows american texts with 'stutter'
maximuminnovationstevejobs
rekt
Heritus
*I stammered. It mostly faded about five years ago, when I hit twenty
candygoblinalpha
when you hit twenty what?
Mookystick
Kids with your lightsaber.
ccarr1998
That's really hopeful for me. I've had several speech impediments forever and Ive always hoped I would grow out of them. I'm 17 now, thanks!
meagano4887
SLP here: do you see a speech therapist? And have you heard of the national stuttering foundation's website? http://www.stutteringhelp.org
ccarr1998
I saw a speech therapist from Pre-K to 7th grade but I was kicked out because I had gotten over almost 8 speech impediments but my grades 1/
GeraldsNinjaStar
Samuel L. Jackson also had a stutter
HookerinaHandbasket
With the dropping an object to the center of the earth,wouldn't it's acceleration increase due to getting closer to earths center of gravity
Shkinball
Heres a cool video that both answers your question and points out why that picture was wrong in the first place. I swear I am fun at parties
whyexactly
or would it slow down as there starts to be less mass below it and more mass above it?
Bananawamajama
No, it will decrease, because if you're half way to the center of the Earth, all the Earth above you is gravitationally pulling you up
HookerinaHandbasket
Wouldn't there be greater gravitation in the opposite direction due to the earth of the opposite side as well as the very dense core ??
Bananawamajama
You'd still have acceleration downwards, its just that acceleration would be decreasing. When you reach the exact center, it'd be 0.
skwint
Actually, it would decrease after a short distance because the mass of the earth higher than it would have a net zero gravitational pull.
HookerinaHandbasket
There would be less mass pulling away from the core as itd still have to contend with the core and the earth on the opposite side
skwint
Outside any spherical shell of uniform mass (an onion layer of the earth) the grav pull is the same as if that mass were at the center (1)
skwint
(2) Inside such a shell, the net combined pull is zero.
iMirrelephant
What's the title of the Jackie Chan and Sylvester Stallone porno?
rockgolf
Shanghai Nooner? Rambo: First Bud?
GiveAManASandwichAndHeIsFullForADay
"The most badass martial arts and guns fight" i bet.
Somanyquestions
Jackie Chan and Sylvester Stallone: The Porno
Drewpowers
Stallone's was The Party at Kitty and Stud's.
TheBlasphemingTomatoGuy
I thought they did one together.. by the caption :P
zlds
Jackie Chan’s was “Spunkin’ Blaster” and “Bush Hour”, Stalone was “Ramboned” and “Rocky”
Aegalvez90
Stallone's was called "The Italian Stallion".
blockberd
Fun fact: Arnold Schwarzeneggers body builder pictures were used in a gay magazine.
ImFunAtGrammarParties
It's almost as if gay people were attracted to male physique.
bufferkiller
Sly's nickname "The Italian Stallion" came from the porn he was in. Trailer is on YouTube. It's hilarious.
MaddogExplosive
No. The movie was redubbed The Italian Stallion after the success of Rocky.
bufferkiller
I didn't say the movie was called that, I said his nickname came from it.
MaddogExplosive
... But it didn't. The porno took it from Rocky after the fact.
rhoofard
For science... and stuff.
iMirrelephant
The Expandables
CringeMetal
Starring both
fatherjokes
The inflatables
namiasdf
gg
Deadpoolio7
The Expendaballs.
Tyrfing
Winner winner
Engelic
The Extendables
ImalwayslatetotheStephenKingreferences
God I laughed at this.
HalfBre3d
How has no one said Banghai Noon?
OliverKlosof
Shanghai Poon and Cocky I through IV
Frisbeetime420
Gush Hour
ShaZam1269
The Assian Express, and Rocky 9 1/2.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
The Jackie Chan one was a comedy called "All In The Family" done in 1975. Don't know about the Stallone one.
SamuraiFoxes
And are they in the same one, or are they each in separate pornos? ...Asking for a friend.
Mushroombadger
they're separate the fact is poorly worded.
TwiggingtonTheThird
Ask again later.
ICallPeoplesBullshit
Possibly
YoungVeteran
Yes
MnemonicMonkeys
Asking the real questions
PoisonInJest
The odds aren't in your favor.
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
No
Cheekymonkey82
For a friend....
DrunkenKarnieMidget
Cameron Diaz was also in a *really* shitty porno.
tantananan
Do you have a source? Or at least a title? Thanks!
whyexactly
to be fair, everything she's in is shitty
C0mtraya
CrappingYouNegative
MagicHasArrived
https://imgur.com/cN6brfs
blackgold288
Is that chair made of Dwarven mithril?