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Bobbystillz
TIL Mary Krupa has rabies...
lhavethePOWER
If anyone is interested in info on the satellite topic I work with the satellite that is mentioned here.
guntbagmunkball
"He is never late." Well no shit, he's a seal. I don't see him having a particularly hectic schedule.
LegendaryWizardYenSid
I prefer to let my cat suffer in agony as she waits for the red dot that can't be captured.
CaffeineManic
That PodRide is not a bicycle. More like a semi-recumbent quadcycle.
thisisnotenoughyet
Jackson Galaxy laser pointers are only dangerous when they are the only toy used during play. It is completely okay to use a laser pointer
thisisnotenoughyet
in combination with toys they can catch.
thisisnotenoughyet
Jackson Galaxy says*
sourhale
okay but the super close up spider in that gif looked like a brown recluse??? those fuckers die, always
Gamerknight1
I need this in my life
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ImNotWhatISayIAm
If I spend $10-20 on a spider grabber when I can just kill it, then the spider won
ferryp
I hate FB, I don't have an account. If someone PLEASE make a post with tons of pictures from Mary Kruppa and her squirrels, I'd go nuts.
TinoFly
So lasers for cats are the equivalent of girls for guys
sexycutepopulartoboot
Or guys for girls
Mommiana
Nope on the spider trapper thingy.
Ringoman6
Sammy is never late, nor is he early he arrives precisely when he means to
ZombiesAreOkay
"This is a quality dump." ~ Me, in the bathroom and here.
Paintedbird
It took two flushes.
seemetrollinh8in
#1 Like how I used to sleep in pre-cat, but now I just long for it, hoping one morning it will happen?
R3tr0P0tat0
Mary Krupa now has rabies and the Black Plague, which will combine into an apocalyptic zombie virus and end the world as we know it. +1
pookieeatworld
Shit! Kill her, she's patient zero!!!
bachterman
she's gene krupa's granddaughter
OneDayIllBeRelevant
Who wants to bet the girl in #3 is weird as hell?
carlsdarwin
but also nice, though socially awkward
carlsdarwin
I know her, we were in the same classes at PSU. She is
honeyham420glazeit
IDontLikeSandItsCoarseAndRoughAndIrritatingAndItGetsEverywhere
Met "squirrel girl" several times. She's really nice. A bit odd, but still a really sweet person.
pelusita35
So, a little squirrelly?
lizabean
Me too. Penn State?
IDontLikeSandItsCoarseAndRoughAndIrritatingAndItGetsEverywhere
Yup! Going into my fifth year this fall
lizabean
I graduated last August. Have fun!
IDontLikeSandItsCoarseAndRoughAndIrritatingAndItGetsEverywhere
Thanks!
jackbos
For #1: Get a little piece of ham, get the cat/dog to chase the laser pointer to the ham, then turn the laser off. Caught the red dot. Done.
L0rdVetinari
I can't trick my dog with that. She eats and then looks at me and the laser pointer. But then I put it away and she is fine with that.
PolarChi
My dog is obsessed with tennis balls. We cannot have them in plain site or within sniffing distance; nor can we say the word 'ball'. 1/2
sixtyfour215
I need someone to test this with pictures/video. This could save many pets' lives.
PolarChi
He doesn't know when to quit playing fetch & we have to draw the line for him. Twice he has worn the pads of his paws down & they bled. 2/2
lesbehonester
We had a dog that would try to play fetch with string, or anything he could find. He'd even pull leaves off house plants to play fetch.
BLawww
A seal can look both ways before crossing a road... But, my piece of shit roommate can't remember to take out the trash. Fuck you Brandon.
fatfury
the capital of massachusetts is boston but i cant pet squirrels while i take a shower? fuck you squirrels!
sexycutepopulartoboot
Brandon is a douche name
Myanosisbleeding
Ouch :(
Tyrannotron
Most vets seem to say that laser pointer is fine as long as you play with a catchable toy afterwards.
CatK1ng
I bought one of those floating bonsai
MeerkatKing
Link? I just bought a nice Juniper mound bonsai. It's an outside only bonsai but I may buy another for inside and this would be cool.
CatK1ng
They arn't selling them until they finish shipping everything from kickstarter (which wont be till october)
CatK1ng
but heres the link to the kickstarter page: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1280002828/air-bonsai-create-your-little-star/description
EveryoneTookAllTheGoodUserNames
Was it worth it? Does it look good?
CatK1ng
mine doesnt arrive till october, so i dont know yet but I will review it and see how it goes
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
#2 Does that thing come with an electrified barbed wire attachment?
VeskaiTsumonit
Restaurant gets bought out and made into a Chinese joint. Seal gets invited inside. Gets treated to Chicken Chow Mein.
Silvermane
#1 And there's my cat who doesn't even care about laser pointers because he knows he can't catch it and he needs to be able to to have fun.
honeyham420glazeit
#1 Spending their lives wishing and waiting for something they can never catch? So, like me and a stable relationship.
tehzpoon
if you play RPGs just to get the ultimate weapon/armor, you might skim over or completely miss the best quests, characters, and stories.
Jbrown2hype
I'll take that risk
alfindel
Waoh, that's a good analogy right here!
Taprackban6
Beautiful
justthoughtyousholdknow
I like your username
GeneralSturgeonWarning
It's relevant to the comment (as of now) directly above it!
justthoughtyousholdknow
Quality dump?
honeyham420glazeit
<3 How _you_ doin'?
justthoughtyousholdknow
Hello
honeyham420glazeit
justthoughtyousholdknow
downrightmike
Up voting for seal
neomii
That's exactly what I did. Me kid can't even come home on time for tea!
whathappensifichangethistext
Yup
HeresJolly
same
AZVader
Ditto
MechaNinja
http://imgur.com/fIpvRPB
pyronoia
They try and encourage him to stay in the water: https://youtu.b6fQEF4">https://youtu">e/hrK">6fQEF4">https://youtu.be/hrKDi6fQEF4 | https://youtu.be/CeP3NtB5DQI || https://youtu.be/KDBMF5la2DI
queenbeehbic
That was so damn precious
queenbeehbic
That was so damn precious
rebamissio
Seal of approval?
SkylaKitty
Get outn
exarkun00720
CeruleanSky1988
if a seal can look both ways before jay walking(flippering?), so can you.
pookieeatworld
Having a 10-ton forklift cross your path when you didn't even see it coming will scare you straight on that one...
ppsstt
One day some fucker is gonna go speeding through there and the next there's gonna be a memorial.
pineapplepuppy
*flopping
ATuningFork
I mean, jaywalking isn't really a think in Ireland...
aleister94
It's not that I can't it's that I don't wanna
MrBolthead
Once I saw two women each pushing a stroller cross a busy 4 lane street. And the real kicker was that there was cross walk a few dozen 1/2
MrBolthead
Yards away. I really wanted to yell at the . 2/2
sckrlfe
Well. Im not a seal.
GummyBearsDontHaveTeeth
Alright, Walrus.
Imtheworldchamp
thats exactly what a seal would want us to think
SavagePatchKids
On the Internet no one knows you're a seal
richardubstep
You wouldn't download a seal
AtlasUnbound
This comment thread gets my seal of approval.
tabIeandchairs
Bitch I might
Wander1236
I thought the first computer was that ancient Greek calculator.
Efreeti
The Antikythera Mechanism? They're not completely sure what exactly the use of that was.
CaffeineManic
Wikipedia has good info about Antikythera at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikythera_mechanism?wprov=sfla1
SuperBobKing
"by some" basically means that it sounds cool and it could maybe be considered a computer and since there are 7 billion people there are...
SuperBobKing
probably at least a couple who think it is so it technically isn't wrong. I majored in computer science (which does include some history)...
SuperBobKing
and have looked at computing timelines on my own and had never even heard of it until now.
AlexDuos
No way #8 isn't some kid's soul trapped in a doll
Westly
As a Five Nights at Freddy's Fan, this makes me smile.
BeerInfoNetwork
itsakidsbooksantiago
Salt and burn, only way to be sure.
popklotter
Suddenly he starts writing "kill me"
HeroSky
Was anybody else creeped out AF?
Vicith
To mess with the people around it program it to write some satanic shit like "I hunger" or something
scurve
A FORSAKEN CHILD?!
aleister94
Aren't we all just souls trapped in dolls
HardyHarHeartattack
#deep #hashtagdeep
Stalin4Time
I'll always upvote #hashtag
AlexDuos
Been watching Ghost in the Shell, eh?
nclu
MichaelBay
http://imgur.com/DzkhqZG
GreentextsForEverything
itsakidsbooksantiago
Meat. We're trapped in meat.
Yokosumari
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
Efreeti
"I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in that sector and they're made out of meat."
HisDudness
Technically, with the brain being the seat of consciousness, we are trapped in bone.