Sep 25, 2016 6:14 PM
undercovergiraffe
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IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Hey i have that doona cover!
HalfPintBabies
Awww poor baby!
BitchButcher
And who are you @OP? A burglar?
Kyuukichi
Awwww who was a good boy all weekend? Poor baby. Now I feel lonely. I want someone to miss me too dammit.
ComradeSillyOtter
Good thing they usually die first..
muaythaimaxey
Pet game is weak yo.
Silverbackgojira
Pu- put your dick in it
CanadianPeg
My roommates dog does the same thing
blacckmarch
Video the dog again when the owner returns.
NotaLizardmen
Actually, hes skipped a few showers, and is funking up their bed
hathorlover
I need to know what type of dog this is. She looks exactly like my dog, that we got from a shelter
MeanwhileBackOnEarth
I think you both got mutts.
stotrow
I can hear the sad smacking sound ;_;
C4ND1M4N
awww
miserableprincess
Plot twist that's a burglar
TotallyNotDitto
Omg I was about to say, "then who's filming this?"
BananaImaginationSmasher
The person taking care of the dog.
Exemlot
well great. Now I'm laying in my bed being sad...
notthatguybutdefinitelythatguy
So who are you?!
lupomeme
Just take her out for a walk and she'll forget all about it
LukeT12345
This is the best advice here. Do things she finds fun. People often stress dogs out *more* trying to sooth instead of redirect.
OatsRock
That only works for the duration of the walk. Then it's right back to mopesville
reesareesa
HempmonkY
BREAKING NEWS: Burglar breaks in home and consoles dog while owners are gone
BritishBatman
WHY ARE YOU IN THEIR HOUSE?!
ImBaman
He's dogsitting.
...You understand the structure of jokes right?
Only on Thursdays.
CypherMarz
You pet that little floof you pet him hard!
NinjaInABag
Scratch his back too
myzucchiniz
And wub da belly!
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
What if he doesn't like dubstep?
RWM90
I was just out of town for the weekend and this is EXACTLY what I hoped not to see :( poor pup!
VexAyShah
Now, It's going to be harder for me to leave.
I downloaded a video baby monitor app on my iPad so I could keep an eye on her from my phone from afar :)
kamehameahahahaha
If i go away for more than 3 days, my buddy says mt floof gets sad and won't eat
CarlosSpicyweiner
I really want your dog's name to be Mt. Floof and that not be a typo.
mooglerae
My dog wouldn't eat her dog food while at the kennel so the keeper made her scrambled eggs to be sure she would eat.
JoshTheSoundGuy
What kind of dog is this?!
Here's my banjo
thatpoindexter
There are only two reasons a dog leaves the pack: to poop, and to die. This dog doesn't think his owner's left to poop.
IneversaidIworkedhere
Wait, so every time you go to work your dogs think you died?!? Everyone must quit all jobs at once!!
Haha. It's mostly true. Your dog will gradually learn what's really going on, but it's where those abandonment feelings begin.
Awww
It's super sad! But that's how dog's think. :/
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Hey i have that doona cover!
HalfPintBabies
Awww poor baby!
BitchButcher
And who are you @OP? A burglar?
Kyuukichi
Awwww who was a good boy all weekend? Poor baby. Now I feel lonely. I want someone to miss me too dammit.
ComradeSillyOtter
Good thing they usually die first..
muaythaimaxey
Pet game is weak yo.
Silverbackgojira
Pu- put your dick in it
CanadianPeg
My roommates dog does the same thing
blacckmarch
Video the dog again when the owner returns.
NotaLizardmen
Actually, hes skipped a few showers, and is funking up their bed
hathorlover
I need to know what type of dog this is. She looks exactly like my dog, that we got from a shelter
MeanwhileBackOnEarth
I think you both got mutts.
stotrow
I can hear the sad smacking sound ;_;
C4ND1M4N
awww
miserableprincess
Plot twist that's a burglar
TotallyNotDitto
Omg I was about to say, "then who's filming this?"
BananaImaginationSmasher
The person taking care of the dog.
Exemlot
well great. Now I'm laying in my bed being sad...
notthatguybutdefinitelythatguy
So who are you?!
lupomeme
Just take her out for a walk and she'll forget all about it
LukeT12345
This is the best advice here. Do things she finds fun. People often stress dogs out *more* trying to sooth instead of redirect.
OatsRock
That only works for the duration of the walk. Then it's right back to mopesville
reesareesa
HempmonkY
BREAKING NEWS: Burglar breaks in home and consoles dog while owners are gone
BritishBatman
WHY ARE YOU IN THEIR HOUSE?!
ImBaman
He's dogsitting.
BritishBatman
...You understand the structure of jokes right?
ImBaman
Only on Thursdays.
CypherMarz
You pet that little floof you pet him hard!
NinjaInABag
Scratch his back too
myzucchiniz
And wub da belly!
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
What if he doesn't like dubstep?
myzucchiniz
And wub da belly!
RWM90
I was just out of town for the weekend and this is EXACTLY what I hoped not to see :( poor pup!
VexAyShah
Now, It's going to be harder for me to leave.
RWM90
I downloaded a video baby monitor app on my iPad so I could keep an eye on her from my phone from afar :)
kamehameahahahaha
If i go away for more than 3 days, my buddy says mt floof gets sad and won't eat
CarlosSpicyweiner
I really want your dog's name to be Mt. Floof and that not be a typo.
mooglerae
My dog wouldn't eat her dog food while at the kennel so the keeper made her scrambled eggs to be sure she would eat.
JoshTheSoundGuy
What kind of dog is this?!
JoshTheSoundGuy
Here's my banjo
thatpoindexter
There are only two reasons a dog leaves the pack: to poop, and to die. This dog doesn't think his owner's left to poop.
IneversaidIworkedhere
Wait, so every time you go to work your dogs think you died?!? Everyone must quit all jobs at once!!
thatpoindexter
Haha. It's mostly true. Your dog will gradually learn what's really going on, but it's where those abandonment feelings begin.
VexAyShah
Awww
thatpoindexter
It's super sad! But that's how dog's think. :/