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Aug 15, 2017 4:46 AM
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Crazyaussiecanadian
As an Austrian, can confirm.
SavageRancor
Money = Dolarydoos
ishouldnotwritemyusernameinalllowercasewhoopsidid
can confirm Finnegan's hole is a great place to store you load on long journeys
BlckLyht
Slather me billabong with the dingo juice.
thefetusgrenade
Money-dollarydoos
Rookthebaggins
This must be deep down under, haven't heard of most of these.
modalnode
http://imgur.com/Tqw0fqK
ebbydebbydoo
Hahahaha this sign is a PERFECT guide to speak like an Aussie because we ALWAYS bullshit about Australia to everyone.
phantomgallery
Poor cunt. Dog cunt. Ya dog. Ghan fuck ya. goan get fucked cobber
mimolettte
As an Australian, my personal goal is to use each of these at work tomorrow
lottahullabaloo
My second favorite people to hear speak.
brotherblue
Teach those so a 'freshie' they sound like a dead set tosser. Classic stitch up.
AlaSnackbar
Australia--------------->tempting death
ZanarkandAbes
We call tourists shoebies where I am from.
brknsoul
Friend=Mate, Shoes(flip-flops)=Thongs, Kangaroo=Roo, Puppy=Puppy, Cigarette=Fag/Ciggie, Awesome=Fucking A!, Car trunk=Boot, Airplane=Plane
brknsoul
Snake=Snake, Sweatshirt=Jumper, Stop=Stop.
brknsoul
Others: Gas Station=Servo, Liquor Store=Bottle-o, Smoke Break=Smoke-o, Idiot=Wanker/Tosser/Fucknut.
thisusernameisalreadyinuse5
I've had it with these mother fucking crikey mikeys on this mother fucking sky gator
Jimbo999
Other than "mate", no one in Australia says any of these.
sumowoman
I'm gonna call snakes crikey mikeys tho.
Hyrkitekite
I am aussie and have never heard of most of those lol
domb31
As an Aussie, pls off to woywoy
tnin4u
None of those say "cunt". I am unconvinced.
FilthyRaider
Foreplay: Brace yourself, Sheila.
BritishBatman
Gonna invite some mates to scream "fuck off space egg" at the mother onion.
AngelicDirt
... I love how they just make shit up...
modalnode
http://imgur.com/Tqw0fqK
TransistorRadio
This is a joke.
Justarandomgiffairy
For a second I thought this was a trick, but Obviously this information was Planted there to help.
theoldestteenageronimgur
The only one to get the joke. +1
Justarandomgiffairy
I follow their imgur account. I've trained myself to look for the logo
madmanmoe64
does obvious plant have a website or something, where does he originally post?
Justarandomgiffairy
After a quick web search it looks like new content is posted on Facebook and Twitter first.
Justarandomgiffairy
<2>And Tumblr
Whatyatalkingabeet
Yeah as a australian 3 of those are correct
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Gerrbic
"Das da joke"
Selkii
Shit's fucked mate. Who the fuck says fuckin 'freshie' instead of 'cunts from out whoop whoop'?
rezpawner
You're an Aussie, and yet you didn't get the joke, fucking with the Yanks?
downunderblunder
Yeah, I've only heard the word 'chubby' used In a toottaallyy different context
GeezMomEnlightenUp
Didgeri-don't lie to us.
Pikka
The logo in the corner is from Obvious Plant, who specialise in these kinds of pranks.
cupcakeB91
As another Australian I think we need to use more!
PresidentProTempore
*pst* it's a joke
TimTamSlam128
Yes. I live 10 hours from the coast, in a small country town where we don't get the new slang until it's old
fairlight57
Yeah I had 1. What other two?
missdyslexia
Holy fuck I laughed so hard. As an Australian, this is hilarious
TomTalk
An*
Swampskank
Ya don't say
shouldhavemadebetterlifechoices
Which ones
DivisionHappy
As another Australian I have only ever used the first one
TheDrunkChicken
Except you call your mate cunt and cunts you call mate.
theconstantsearch
We should really start using "Sleeve Irwin's" though... Spot on!
Thatguyonline
Me too
potatoardvarkhybrid
same
Sogeking
Please tell me 1 of those is "Sleeve Urwins"
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
I've never been to Australia but I can confirm with no certainty it is
Sogeking
You had 1 job
WElliott
Ikr
WElliott
I think I've used one of them but I want to use some more
tooomanysteves
That's the joke. Make tourists say the wrong thing.
therocksfannypack
Lol @ the "Austria" tag. They forgot to include this one on the list:
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Ninjainslippers
I feel like cunt could just be every word on the right hand side.
nick11570
this is when fiona stole that girls rent money when she found her purse on the train in the american shameless
MarvinTheMarsian
Austria is in europe. it would be Fotze
EliMFrost
And that means best friend right?
vidiv
nah yeah.
Itwasmyname
Not when you say it with that face.
kirosharlequin
Exactly with that face
quarky
That lady is my type.
Paramike
Every lady is
quarky
If you've seen my favorites then yes, most women are... also some men.
JohnJacobJingleHeimerSmitt
If youve seen the show shes in, shes everyones type lol
Wr200m
The show?
JohnJacobJingleHeimerSmitt
Shameless
5thVecino
I'm only upvoting for sleeve urwin. Please send me more puns.
johnny2hats
You've got yourself a crocodile done-deal
RandomActOfConfusion
I digery-won't
TheMoneyBadger
You better digery-don't
hiImyourcat
Or you would be a digery-cunt
TheMoneyBadger
You could be a digery-fuck
PutThatThingBackWhereltCameFromOrSoHelpMe
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