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Mar 6, 2022 4:08 AM
BluesFish
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RanOutofWit
I'm pretty certain none of these fucks are going to heaven, if that is a real place. Anubis will weigh their souls and feed them to Ammit.
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
Iblamemyparentstoo
*not real christians*
zeugl
Top right's last name is actually Dollar. Creflo Dollar, how fitting lol
zeugl
Google him, he was arrested for allegedly choking and punching his daughter. His daughter.
AngryQueefNoises
He sounds very much like a man of God indeed
TheMightyMoto
And people keep giving them money.
zeugl
The more devout the more money you're blessed with. That only works if you're a televangelist though, not the truly devout church goer
DrCorvusClemmons
kamikazehindenburg
I agree, but make an exception for Rick Warren. He made his money with the Purpose Driven Life, not tithes and offerings.
lurkyouallnightlong
mkkvegas
The Mormon church has between 100-200 billion and gets about 7 billion a year in tithing. Big racket
psycho3d
AlmostScientist
To accrue wealth to the point where you can live multiple times over without working is beyond disgusting knowing that some people starve
HeywouldJablowme
How the fuck did Kenneth Copeland steal almost a billion dollars from his followers? He has to be selling children on the side or something
ehaap
Kenneth Copeland is the creepiest looking motherfucker.
StarscreamAndHutch
Half these shitheels are in Texas.
Mithi
Taliban-country
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Where there's a lot of money and gullible people
SeasonedCitizen
Theyre helping all the idiots by relieving them of money. They are absorbing the burden.
zeugl
Their benevolence is unsurpassing
IceWeaselX
We're preventing your money from paying taxes twice over! We keep you in a lower bracket by taking your money, then don't pay taxes with it!
garyoldmansdiary
"He made that airplane so cheap for me I couldn't help but buy it." -Kenneth Copeland about one the more recent of his many private jets.
leodavinci1
"... I couldn't help but buy it." So... Copeland is admitting he has no self control.
garyoldmansdiary
“You can’t manage that today, in this dope-filled world, get in a long tube with a bunch of demons.” - Kenneth Copeland
MRnBW
Mt 19:21 Jesus told him, If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven...
MRnBW
...Then come, follow Me.” 22When the young man heard this, he went away in sorrow, because he had great wealth.
dorenavant
Rex83ll4t0r
It's time to take their assets too. Everybody knows their money is also unclean.
jdore8
lDoNotThinkltMeansWhatYouThinkltMeans
You know they don’t really care about going to heaven, right? You realize it’s about the Benjamin’s. It’s always been about that.
Murmull
Since they are all conmen that dont believe the shit they are selling, i dont think the are worried.
zeugl
It's the average devout church goers that either don't know, don't believe it, or give any way just because the bible says they should
zeugl
It doesn't matter where the money's going or what it's for, just so long as they do their part of giving it all away. It's sad really
GadenKerensky
Kenneth Copeland looks like a fucking demon
toddthewraith
if i saw him standing at a crossroad at midnight i would not question it.
thickythickydumdum
I really don't understand how his "marks" don't see how demonic he looks...
Zoroasterisk
No one will ever convince me he isn't
Davrem
Copeland is worth $750 mil???
Mithi
He HAS this much wealth, he certainly is not worth it.
HeywouldJablowme
Right? How? How the hell has he managed to steal that much wealth? I have to know.
parabolic000
It's what religion was always meant to do: empower grifters at the expense of their marks.
EndOfMeaning
Organized religion is for the gullible and stupid, so it's easy to prey on those people as a swindler. See Trump/GQP for another example.
nobodyspecial995
These people will all tell you "This isn't my money, it's gods money"
MrWobblyHead
And the gullible fools believe and accept that answer.
nobodyspecial995
The gullible fools you're referring to are victims. Victims of generational brainwashing. They need help, not insults and condemnation.
MrWobblyHead
I don't disagree. It's that brainwashing that's made them gullible. It's not their fault.
Couchwarrior1337
"These are GOD'S literal golden toilets I'm shitting in." -Joyce Meyer
brianglass10
It’s one of the “hard truths” the Bible teaches. Another hard one for these people, is all the commandments to love one another.
omgzwtfs
Also how to own and beat slaves, kill men for engaging in gay sex, keep women immiserated, stone disrespectful children, wipe out nations...
brianglass10
Yeah, well, if you’re gonna pick and choose, do you go with the early barbaric stuff or the later more “enlightens” stuff?
Couchwarrior1337
Hey now, let's be specific. It's specifically "exactly how much is an acceptable amount to beat slaves." (they get up in the morning = A OK)
Couchwarrior1337
they lose an eye or a tooth = No bueno!
seakoos
Tax these mo-fos
alfmeister6227
Can't we mistake them as oligarchs and freeze their money, better still redirect it to the Ukraine?
jejune1337
The question is just how to close their loopholes in tax law while not striking the organizations that actually do good.
Kitehammer
Organizations that do good should be taxed too. It's very straightforward.
Skr121
That means that non profit has to make enough profit to pay taxes on real estate, etc. And that my donation is partially a tax collection.
putcleverusernamehere
Percentage given back, gross revenue, several different metrics could be used
matthiasfactor
Those guys are taxed. It’s their churches that aren’t.
putcleverusernamehere
It's so easy to claim expenses from a business. Leases, stipends, meal expenses, car expenses, travel expenses, etc etc. All tax free
AgainstMethod
A surprising amount of their assets are Church property.
putcleverusernamehere
"surprising" LOL
Gibleteousjack
I'd be surprised if they didn't claim all their possessions belong to the church to avoid said taxes.
AgainstMethod
They do!
MrZev
Proof?
ifounditunderthere
Joel has 2x that in the walls...
PwnageHobo
It's impossible to know, since some seem to think "separation of church and state" means churches don't need to disclose their finances
LittleKnownOne
What about the windows... Yeah! Ske... darn song ?
BlackTrashTiger
ifounditunderthere
Where's his cape?!
Housemaster
It's *in* the Banana Stand!
besttom
Dammit! That's what I was gonna write! A begrudging +1 for you!
tamirkaden
It’s one banana stand. How much money could it even have? Ten dollars?
theregoesthegayborhood
That’s my favorite comment of the night
juliovonmatterhorn
bananascost10dollars
This is my time, my moment
JesaraB
He owns a jet worth more than double that.
PoopholeAintALoophole
Not quite double. Falcon 7X goes for a mere $57mil.
JesaraB
He's listed as owning an Airbus A319 ($92 Million)
VTjeffapotamus
No, the church owns that *wink*wink*
typocrite
False Profits.
theheatman
Feralkyn
Oof. I love it.
blakeatwork
Oh no; their profits are very real.
WarlockSniper
Well churches are considered "non-profit" when dealing with tax, so we can make a case...
blakeatwork
WeirdandOdd
"False Profits" is the 47th episode of Star Trek: Voyager
armandkarlsen
darthstormer
Hey, Kenneth single-handedly wiped out Covid with a single, dramatic puff of breath.
stoots24
Someone did a sick remix of that sermon you YouTube - drop the BEAT!!!
Isthe4thtimethecharm
He makes me believe in God. Mostly because you can't convince me he isn't a demon straight from hell
vbq8ytgxjx10
“I’ll blow!! The wind of God!”
zeugl
Kenneth Copeland is a walking parasite. If hell turns out to be real like he says, he's in serious fuckin trouble.
AnastasiaM007
(late) if hell is real? Have you watched him? He is the demon possessed shell of a formerly real human.
Walrosity
If hells real, he took a small break from torture to come up here and cause problems.
Hashbrown123
Nah, look at him. He is a demon in human skin.
HeywouldJablowme
It's people like him that make me wish hell was real, and weep that it is not
BingleyBingleyBeep
How dare you? He called upon the powerful spirit of god! That wasn't him acting alone in any way, you heathen. /s
fknbastard
Why on earth is literal biblical Satan the richest one. If he’s not the devil then it doesn’t exist
HeywouldJablowme
Seriously though, how does he have that much money?
mezzz
Suckers.....
AVaguelyFamiliarUsername
Prosperity gospel. he tells his cultists whatever they give him, god will give them back double. And they fall for it. Also pays no taxes
dorenavant
BrokeMyFunnyBone
I can't for the life of me understand how he got anyone to follow his devil-faced ass.
Dapperworth
I can't tell if the guy is a short circuiting animatronic or possessed by a demon. Possibly both.
Footstepsofdawn
Possessed for sure
EDDDDDDD
I'm very convinced he's not possessed, but a literal spawn of satan.
Anarchduke
Satan wants nothing to do with him
EDDDDDDD
Well obviously. He's clearly the one that didn't turn out right and everyone hated downstairs, so he was cast out to Earth.
PerthAussieMike
None of these believe in 'God' anyway. It's their gullible marks that think they can 'Jump the queue' into heaven by giving away their cash
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I have close family members that are. I hate evangelicals.
Bytencoder
They only trust in 'God'.
GorillaPowers
No one should believe in a go's. It's an antiquated concept and leaves people open to predators like these fucks
graaghles
Recent behind the bastards episodes are about the successful efforts to tie Christianity to capitalism. Puts current hellworld into context.
DrNicholasRivierA
Its all nonsense. Like God caring if a priest says "I" or "We" in his ridiculous ceremonies, so now some people aren't married ...
JoeT85
well, none of these assholes have done any faith healing lately, that's for sure.
GoNAVYNo1
... ain't none of them giving away any of "their" cash no how!
funkengrooven
None of what they preach aligns with what the Bible says.
PerthAussieMike
So their congregation does not consist of typical Christians then. So who are they - the congregation? What is their religion?
MaxieMooo
Moronism or something idk im not good at names.
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Just dumb brainwashed people
Taldur08
Why would their be a que?!
AxellTheDragon
Because the "Prosperity Gospel" they preach needs to have real life elements to sound catchy. Also according to Kat Kerr, the self-imposed >
AxellTheDragon
> prophet who "commands an army of angels" and yelled at clouds while holding a stick, there's a warehouse in Heaven with human body parts >
AxellTheDragon
> & angels replace the damaged body parts of believers with those through a bureaucratic system: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96TLyYo3dfo
thatiswhyyoushoulddoityourself
Couldn’t they just miracle them okay? Like Jesus?
ThomasThundersword
because eternal paradise is only worth it if you know others are excluded.
PathologicalLier
I mean it wouldn't be paradise if hitler was there too now would it?
TeflonTrout
It would if he'd already spent an eternity in hell and had reformed, a la The Good Place. Best people I know are reformed shitheads