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Thebarracudaiswaiting
Wherever there is cake there is hope, and there's always cake.
BlkHermione
Guinevere89
Bc FOOD is LIFE!!
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KINGMARKUS22
That last one, her problems are the same as mine
iSoulend
I had 6 neapolitans, I ate 3 the first day, 2 on the morrow, the last one is on my desk since almost a month
AusSpyder
I found the secret. When you're gonna eat stupid shit do it at someone elses house, preferably someone with kids. They eat most of it.
whyisthisusernametaken
onfleekflannelsrule
JiffyDealer
carrotsoup
Haha!! Love it!!
lookingOknaked
#1 I can go very long time without buying sweets, but once they are in my possession, no matter what the amount is, it will be devoured.
Claystead
I can go forever without sweets, but man oh man do I love salty and fatty foods. It's only through religious calorie counting I avoid obesit
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
im eating because of this
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nightripper
LadyWidebottom
BurnShadow
Oh God, it's never gonna end! They're gonna keep going until the universe is split and sucked down their gullets!
Haltmann
Man, I wonder when the table runs out of food?
LukeKitchen
Jesus Kirby, learn to chew
MightyMayhem
armorhide406
Shit I'd eat the tablecloth too
kissmyassets
Me on a typical Tuesday. On Wednesday I'm just fat.
SmokieMcBongwater
Show your hands: who'd "cut a beotch" for stealing a fry?
AngryFoodTerror
*raises both hands*
icantbelievemynamewastaken
I once failed to realize a guy was flirting with me when he stole my fries. I told him I didn't know him well enough to let his hands 1/
icantbelievemynamewastaken
touch my food. He thought I was joking. It didn't work out.
Sweetcandykitten
A friend once attempted to steal a fry. I stabbed him with a fork.
carrotsoup
Ex friend*
Sweetcandykitten
Actually, surprisingly, no. He's still a friend but definitely knows better than to try to take my food without asking now.
carrotsoup
Woah are you a saint or a monk? I wouldn't let this kind of people back in my life.
Sweetcandykitten
I believe in giving people 3 strikes before cutting them. He hadn't had any so it was all good after. Plus I felt bad for drawing blood.
MajorPixel
I usually offer food to other people if someone tries to steal food. Staring the would be thief down while doing it.
dorkypork
And I like you @OP
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SlutAtNight
Aww that's so sweet! Also that was a great movie!
carrotsoup
Yes it was!!
TheColaKid
It is so crazy how food makes us feel better. These comics are great!
Nyoibo83
My craving for junk food goes down the more sex I have, one replaces the other, I have also gained around 5kg in the last 3 months
onfleekflannelsrule
utopiaa
http://imgur.com/IgpfmDq
Chemeli
That burger looks delicious
DostoevskyDisciple
Very true statement
danigirl8807
My bosses tricked people into doing a working lunch today by ordering pizza. They used food to hurt me. My one weakness. Bastards.
snazzily
What a great collection. I love the girraffe one.
MacroManJr
So much salad, tho. Where's a steak?! STEAK! STEEAAAAAKAH! SSSSSSSSSTEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAH!
Jackietreetrumpet
I had a terrible day. Yes, that absolutley does mean eat whatever for dinner, probably alcohol too.
ZebraCockSandwich
yup. i usually just go "Im eating this. fuck everything else."
UselessAnon
If I get fired my last paycheck goes to pizza and liquor. Priorities.
Verldemert
I'm ashamed to admit I've done this. Several times.
carrotsoup
Don't be ashamed. It's all of us.
mushymilkfor2
I guess day one of my diet can start tomorrow, cause I'm gonna get cake! And maybe french fries, with a burger. Mmm possibly pizza...
carrotsoup
I was on a diet for like 2 days and then it was a coworker's bday and I had to bake a cake. Bye diet!
ZebraCockSandwich
I didnt realize how hard it was until I did it. every freaking day it feels like if you dont eat shit with everyone else you are being rude.
ZebraCockSandwich
day 1. coworker brings doughnuts. day 2, coworker buys lunch. day 3, someone brings sweets. day 4, chinese take out. its liek FUCK IM TRYING
ZebraCockSandwich
TO GODDAMN DIET AND YOU FUCKERS ARE MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT NOT EATING YOUR FATTY ASS FREE FOOD FUCK FUCK FUCK
ZebraCockSandwich
I started bringing salads and being an asshole. lost weight. still an asshole. no. i dont want the carrot cake. i will fucking end you.
VindictiveRidge
Me on a Monday: "I'm going to start my diet." Me on Tuesday night: "Why did I buy this French silk pie I have no willpower" *nom*
drakewarnock
I went to Jersey Mike's Subs for the first time and found out I was four people.
Kopilj
fuck you i have the munchies
iamlegendinjapan
Joeydoesntsharefood.gif
mizmoose
My secret to eating one: Put the rest in a baggie & put it in drawer of the fridge. Out of sight, out of mind. Or lose your mind.
carrotsoup
Then it'll go bad...
Dahlmordyth
Cake is love, cake is life
PhoenixQueenAzula
Love is a lie, life is a lie
ZebraCockSandwich
sadly the cake also, is a lie.
breadbun
I don't like cake :(
totallytopsblooby
Bitches love cake
Ragnarukus
The cake is a lie.
anon4444
Whoa hey, a classic meme from the year 2007.
MightyMayhem
OfficialCaveJohnson
Yes it is.
aPokal
Therefore love is lie. Food is real.
ryrack97
I spread my ass cheeks for cake
ThePiedPiperofRuination
It hurts but I do it for cake
Dahlmordyth
Damn son lol
Textuality
I've never bought into the "eat daintily on the first date" thing. My date needs to know that I have a damned appetite. :)
ZebraCockSandwich
I just have a rule to never order anything priced higher than the person paying.
Textuality
Yeah, I tend to do the same thing. But if I'm hungry, I'm gonna order something like a burger, not just a salad. Screw that. :)
ShotGaming
That's why I always eat ass on the first date
RRDFree
Like what's wrong w/wanting to please the other person? Oh, me, oh my, I won't eat ass on the 1st date...Im going to hold out until the 4th.
RRDFree
We're on the same page @ShotGaming :)
carrotsoup
Classy
FishLords
You like food?!?
TheRicemanCometh
I like food but most of the time I have to like rent more.
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Dropdownmatey
Food is for weaklings. I walk around with an IV.
TotinosPizzaRolls
But what's in it? Liquid burgers?
Dropdownmatey
Eww no...
DostoevskyDisciple
lol this should have more upvotes
WinnieSlays
I ordered $30 worth of Domino's for myself once and like 3 2 Literate brought me 4 little cups. I was like that's cute Domino's. Thanks
BeezleHorn
Only once...? That's my quick order lulz why am I like this
zsefvgb
Delivering to a college dorm with a medium pizza and like 3 other full meals my delivery guy assumed I was alone
UselessAnon
When I get sushi for lunch they give me two sets of chopsticks. I have a lot of extra chopsticks.
ZebraCockSandwich
same. I find it endearing.
sansaqueen
Lol yeah Jason's deli would give me 8 sets of plasticware for what I intended to eat in two sittings when my daughter was born
ZebraCockSandwich
I order Japanese take out and they always give me two sets of chopsticks and i think "oh, how sweet of you to assume there are 2 of us"
Gink0
Omg that Key and Peele skit with the pizzas. You lived it!
TheTimeless
I still think about Claire every day :c she was so young.
NineByNine
Fuck, now I want pizza really bad. Like, BAD pizza. like the pizza my uni used to have nearby it. PHD pizza in Aberdeen. fuckin' GREAT stuff
UselessAnon
We have a place in my home town Quatros Pizza. I lived in a shady neighborhood but they always brought me pizza.
NineByNine
It was p. trash, their Deep pan and Thin crust were indistinguishable, but they did the best cheesy garlic baguettes, and leftovers were <3
NineByNine
like seriously the leftover pizza the next morning always tasted WAY better than the fresh.
bruudwin
i kept rereading 'literate' thinking wtf does his ability to read have anything to do with this'
ohforf
I still don't get it.
Rip901
I think it was an autocorrect of them trying to type liter/litre
JimWest
Guys! I got it! (Three) 2 liters (and they) + autocorrect = 3 2 literate
CapsShield
that's only 4 pizza's after tax. You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
critterfluffy
I live in Alaska. That is 2 pizzas here. I am sad now.
21cutdryguy
Its 1 large pizza, and 2 sides from papa johns
carrotsoup
Or 6 wings, a medium pizza and 2 pops in Mtl lol
WinnieSlays
2 medium 2 topping pizzas, 2 sandwiches, an order of Cheesy Bread, and an order of Wings. They had a bunch of deals I used.
db17k
Cheesy breaaad