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Native to New Zealand and Australia, Clathrus archeri is also known as devil’s fingers. It is what’s known as a phalloid fungus.
The members of the Fungi kingdom—which includes mushrooms, yeasts, and molds—come in a startling array of forms. But none hold a candle to the utterly bizarre Clathrus archeri, also known as the devil’s fingers.
But unlike most of its fungi brethren, devil’s fingers doesn’t sprout straight from the earth. Instead, it begins life in a kind of egg sack.
As it matures, the sack is breached by a number of terrifying red tentacles. At first glance,they look like some kind of demon reaching up from the underworld, but they’re actually totally benign.
The four arms are coated in a sticky, strong-smelling tissue meant to attract flies. However, the fungus is not carnivorous. Instead, it contaminates the flies with its spore, turning them into agents of dispersal.
nodependants
Graboid!!!!
FluentPenguin
With facts like this you must be a fungi at parties. I'll let myself out.
ringox
The "best" part is that it already spread to Europe http://imgur.com/ku3VAMw. I found it 2 years ago.
ViveLaBalloonAnimals
Crimson nirnroot
Lukapaka
Yuppp
WouldTheRealAlphariusPleaseStandUp
The Hive Fleet is coming...
lLikeTurtles
Fucking clickers.
Baconmac1234
Not native to NZ but still pretty rad.
ElectronMagnifier
Yeah we have them where i'm from too, and i'm from europe
CutChemist
We have a dorm close to those called stink horns here in Florida. Smell like shit.
daemonguard
http://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/05d759ca141851083047239205_700wa_0.gif
TyrionLannisterTheImp
Because you touch yourself at night.
54r4h
If I eat this will it raise my alchemy skill?
Burnin8or
Just gonna put it out there, we in New Zealand do not have this Satan plant.
Burnin8or
I was wrong. We in New Zealand apparently do have this Satan plant. A friend posted pics of it from his hunting trip. =/
MutinusTitinus
I remember having to collect thirty of them in Skyrim.
Imightbetrolling
This would be a big hit in Japan.
koalamom
Godzilla reloaded!!! With a giant Devils finger
Dannyvirk
All i want to know is if i'll get high if i eat them?
sidster
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7k2f1LvxF1qb7328o1_500.gif
vahnn
Tell me immediately what this is.
sidster
Its from the movie Beetlejuice. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094721/
vahnn
Ah, that's what I thought, but I haven't seen that since I was just a kid. Thanks!
ThomasTShiftlet
I watched The Thing (1982) earlier, and I wasn't scared because it's fictional. Now I am scared.
girlyouthickerthanabowlofoatmeal
Not 100% convinced that's not hell leaking out into the physical world
Esdog
I live in NZ and I've never seen one of these!?
danandjadiebeam
in florida we call it devils nose and it reeks like rotting meat. you can smell them from really far away
Hybris51129
Flamethrowers for sale! Get your Flamethrowers here. We got commemorative Star Wars Flamethrowers while supplies last!
ignimbrite
Well this is the first I've heard of this thing and I'm australian
AwesomeSauce432
Too many deadly things to keep track of.
iynque
I've seen them in the US. Dunno where they are native, bur we definitely have them here.
thepenisbIue
Me too
Nommy86
Never heard of it either
Gully
I've been in New Zealand for 26 years and haven't seen one. It said they're benign, but, do they leave survivors?
lostcauseindustries
Yep, 24 years in NZ and ive never seen one of these
kiwisi
It definitely doesn't grow in NZ.
Metalingus
As a New Zealander, I've never heard of it either.
Gully
I, too, am native to New Zealand, and have never seen one.
BewareTheCrocigator
I, too, want to point out my NZship. Also, I've never seen one.
SheepyCakes
You can't fool me, that shit came straight out of Oblivion and I need to close the gate.
Samcraig
Well, living in New Zealand, I am happy that I have never seen this shit. I hope I never will.
Myavar
Reminds me of something I'd find while exploring the planes of oblivion....
girlsomewhere
These smell horribly. Lots in glorida.
tkomaster77
Scathecrow
SneaksieCorsair
Reminds of Crimson Nirnroot from Skyrim.
bonerrrjamz
My thoughts exactly.
MCdaGrinder
Murder tiiime
waityoucansayANYTHINGontheinternet
There's a gate nearby. ...
Myavar
Imps! Imps everywhere!
barrbluej
Eldrazi spawn...http://archive.wizards.com/mtg/images/daily/stf/stf88_spawn.jpg
ApricotMuffin
Waltzing Cthulhu, Waltzing Cthulhu, you'll come a waltzing Cthulhu with me.
GimmickyUsername
This comment means I have to get my Tom Waits CDs out. Thank you.
lindltailor
Immediately threw Small Change on when I saw that comment.
Azated
And I screamed, and I cried, and I wailed as my body boiled, you'll come a waltzing Cthulhu with me!
wardenda
Waltzing Cthulhu, Waltzing Cthulhu! Won't you come waltz Cthulhu with me?
rather0od
Beautiful.
uzerok
Even more terrifying when you see it in motion:
beabetterhumaneveryday
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/woah.gif
Fluffybadger
Tell 'em Freddy sent ya!
TemporaryUzername
that one is severly dehydrated. most of them look a lot more gooey and slimey. still awesome! also: alien species.
Wheresperry
It's like the snakes on the 4th of July only creepy
Djmachale1
Share Gif: http://media1.giphy.com/media/RHS4uBLwvRNUA/200w.gif
morganci2190
Sometimes this is how I feel when my boyfriend fingers me....he just keeps going deeper and deeper
XtraLifeBastion
beabetterhumaneveryday
I'm still laughing ahahahahahahhah
Preincarnage
forAGrandTotalOf
I feel like this should say "rated for noone"
WillAlwaysUpvoteTAWOG
Would someone please put a female anime figurine on it?
DooksandPooks
When we find living things on other planets, I have a feeling they will not be as strange as what's living in Australia
ICantFigureOutGoodUsernameSoLetsSayIHadGreatIdeaButItWasTaken
I still don't belive it's not photoshoped.
Sheepyhead
"I AM COMPLEEEETEEEE"
CletusMcFertherburger
FUUUUUUUUCK!
KingGoose
Yes you are fucked - SHIT out of luck!
BlueTyphoon
Now I'm complete and my COCK you will SUCK!
Minilolita
WolfNugget
Damn beat me to it lol
MountainGoatInDisguise
It's cool, you got more points on the main thread anyway
MrMrMichael
Looks like my penis.
saucefordipping29
I shuddered watching this.
Aslandus
Especially since that's real time
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
I was about to ask if that was 1x . That's fucking insane...
SirBlackMage
You gotta be fucking kidding me
Theatime
He is, that's not real time.
Theatime
That's a bit more obvious when you watch the whole thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPJ10eXc9bY
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
It says time lapse.
Badgertheundead
Graboid!
CastleBonerShrinker
AHHH WTF
Antoinator
No, this can't be a mushroom...
IDontCareImStillFreeYouCantTakeTheSkyFromMe
I'm 100% positive it wants my soul, the dirty slut
bernlack
About roughly two hours later:
TastyRice
IT DOESN'T STOP!!!!
oscillatingdogfan
That's some Resident Evil shit, right there.
grimwyrd
robingal1
my first thought: it's dinosaur skinned hentai. i'm terrified and intrigued.
RandomEqualsFunny
How long was that time lapse taken over?
uzerok
Here's the original, with some information from the creator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPJ10eXc9bY
DementedPotato
DicksTakeDickpicsWithSelfieSticks
dies!
muurkybrown
?
FlufflesTheGreat
.
LimeSkittlesSuck
.
LeCacty
.
OctaveUnder
!
LieutenantDoge
.
WolfNugget
Aniras
Favorited this post just for that gif.
Iamsonewatthis
justasomeone
on point
Minilolita
I love this guy :)
GotABeachHouseICouldSellYouInIdaho
TOM
WowWhataTerrificAudience
I always upvote Tom
Chouilste
Yes that is the reaction indeed
SandwichMaterial
What is this from
Kajitheninja
blink 182 the song is First Date
WolfNugget
A blink 182 music video
ABoltOfLightning
First Date
daemonguard
That gif gets me erry tiem
WanderingOnion
Liek if u cri errytim
daemonguard
cri if erry tiem u liek
Bobha
Tiem if u cri erry liek
notreallyagreatusername
Liek