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The reactions have been hilarious
https://mobile.twitter.com/Videotapezzz/status/1415721884310777865
SacOllier
I have Olympic themed condoms, Gold, Silver and bronze. I am gonna wear silver tonight and come 2nd for once.
InfocalypseRising
If Icarus taught me anything it’s that the people who run the Olympics are incompetent assholes
TheUnstoppableWampas
Sex has existed for longer than beds have.
captnspanksalot
I think that US Men's Curling team look like a bunch of guys that cracked the code for the average "dadbod" to access said fuckfest.
NatesSauceLab
This can’t be real.
jcw99
It isnt: https://apnews.com/article/ap-top-news-olympic-games-tokyo-sports-general-sports-226b432362e6056d0d0807afa76f9433
PooPculture
Just cancel the God damn olympics. Stupidity on a global scale
Byttemos
Nothin abt anti-sex. https://www.cnbc.com/2020/01/09/tokyo-2020-olympic-athletes-will-be-sleeping-on-cardboard-beds.html
empath
not even about COVID - this was planned long ago to save cost/waste of 18,000 beds that get used for like a month.
BelfryBats
Like a lot of beds don't get broken at the Olympics anyway.
jcw99
Fake news. I've heard about these "eco-friendly" cardboard beds back in Jan 2020. The idea was to have something that could be recycled 1/2
jcw99
Source https://apnews.com/article/ap-top-news-olympic-games-tokyo-sports-general-sports-226b432362e6056d0d0807afa76f9433 2/2
Illithidbane
How will they perform after sleeping on cardboard before their events? That can't feel good.
KinetoPlay
It's a cardboard platform with a mattress on top. And it was designed to be eco friendly. This story is bullshit.
bladderinfection
Every time I had sex in a dorm it was on the floor. My girlfriend’s roommate’s bed was big enough, but that would’ve been rude.
Hashbrown123
not if you ask for a threesome.
beziot
It's ok if you put the roommate out of the bed first.
JakSandrow
FALSE!!! The beds are made to support 200kg each, and the manufacturers have reassured the Olympians it will be perfectly safe for 2. Sauce:
JakSandrow
https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/tokyo-2020-beds-athletes-sex-collapse-recycled-cardboard-condoms-how-many-a9277846.html
JohnnyGossamer
There was literally a front page post TODAY debunking this. It's not to stop sex, it's so the beds can be dismantled/recycled after.
opetchas
Unfortunately, the lie will spread farther than the truth.
ProfessionalArceus
There is nothing in all of the hells or heaven that these organizers can do to stop these athletes from fucking. Why even try?
DiedAndHauntingImgur
It’s kind of like parents that try and stop their teenagers, ITS GOING TO HAPPEN, HELP IT BE SAFE AND INFORMED
kevinallover
They can put a pice of tape on the outside of their doors, then check in the morning.
MouseKeyboard
Is this true? I Googled it and didn't see any results from non-trash sources
empath
beds support up to 440lbs https://apnews.com/article/ap-top-news-olympic-games-tokyo-sports-general-sports-226b432362e6056d0d0807afa76f9433
Jace99
Hey Russia, here’s a new way to cheat! You can cripple the world’s athletes just by pulling the fire alarm at 2am.
PeteyVonWho
There is still a pandemic going on, why are we even having the Olympics?
maskedfox007
None of this is true. The beds were designed that way before covid
EroticZombiePants
There's a reason the last Olympics gave out like 100,000 condoms.
JarJarBinksKisser
This year they aren't giving them out because they don't want people to sex. They said they will pass them out as souvenirs when its over
EroticZombiePants
I see they adapted the American Republican technique for handling sex.
Bukkhockey
They aren't anti sex beds, they're less wasteful, recyclable beds.
Corrodias
I'm torn on upvoting. The replies are amusing and wonderful, but they're founded on misunderstanding.
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Yeah that Twitter post is bullshit. Also, they’re rated for like 400 lbs and probably aren’t particularly sturdy but neither “booty trapped”
sysaphiswaits
Stop ruining our fun. (haha booty trapped.)
maskedfox007
They were designed before covid. This post is dumb
taurol
Thank you. I was totally falling it for it. But it's fitting too well to the usual bullshit they are coming up with recently
SrMordred
Upvote this. Don’t spread disinformation to belittle foreigners and make your viewers feel smart.
catincup
Time for a soak I guess
mornstalk
Soak those in carton?
catincup
Wat
Jollybluejay4
“The weight of one person” seems pretty variable with that crowd duncha think?
empath
beds' rated for 440lbs https://apnews.com/article/ap-top-news-olympic-games-tokyo-sports-general-sports-226b432362e6056d0d0807afa76f9433
Edgarflaps
I think my wife got one of those beds.
shitheadtookmyname
Can confirm, his wife did get one of those beds. Unrelatedly i have pain in my coccyx no particular cause why do you ask
lestasi
Ittsa tumor
Callito
Well as long as your own bed is of better quality you can still do all the sex, right?
littlecoatfatguy
Only the one she uses at home.
treed240z
Hahahaha, wife = bad.
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
I've only seen her on a casting couch
pilomotor
Nah, these things only support the weight of one regular-sized person.
kanemano
what about the floor? Picture this, we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor, I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
usernamemustbe4characterslonng
Just gunna say the bathrooom floor is like the last spot I would pick.
Strangedays2026
But she saw me on the counter?
redpandabanana
There are literal people there you can use as beds to fk on. They call it training for the main event
redpandabanana
I mean two people use other people as furniture
BlairT1
Do they have different ones for 89lb gymnasts and 328lb weight lifters?
zenton
gersploosh
Oh man. I hate remembering how good this show was back then
Sunflower681
valid point
WaffleStompFantasy
This is what I was thinking too. Too female gymnasts banging equals less than a single weight lifter. Im not a math dork either
bobhasbitchtitts
Or a grammar dork either.. two*
WaffleStompFantasy
English and math are for nerds
lestasi
Paralympic Games as well, what about athletes with spasms?
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
They're apparently good up to 200 kg (440 pounds) and they're almost 6'11" long. Not sure why/where this no sex thing came from. Link /1
Outlawnightmare
So what your saying is it can hold at least 3 gymnasts
aintnothinbutahounddog28
440lbs??? Easily 5
BlairT1
As someone who is 6’9”, I appreciate those 2 extra inches
BrazilianThunderPanda
I want to climb you like a tree
Counterfit
Well, at least at the winter games they had to plan for Zdeno Chara. And then in summer you've got basketball.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/01/09/tokyo-2020-olympic-athletes-will-be-sleeping-on-cardboard-beds.html
Jatok
Its just clickbait
Jatok
Not that article, the sex bed thing i mean
Banhammer72
I once heard an Olympian once tell a story about the amount of sexual activity going on at the Olympics a few years ago....
michaelpaice2
I worked at the 2002 Commonwealth Games. Same thing happens there!
NZSheeps
It's just a lot more polite
Banhammer72
It might be the one I mentioned, iirc I think they said they was Australians.
michaelpaice2
Why am I not surprised?
Banhammer72
One person was having sex with a female athlete from behind and a fellow athlete walked in and suggested they swap without telling the lady
d20money
well thats just a felony
in70x
Lmfaoo yuppp.
kevinallover
With extra steps
Banhammer72
So they swapped over and at that point he found out the first guy (unknowingly) was having sex with his sister.
Banhammer72
I could not prove if this was true or not I cannot remember the podcast it was in, I think it was an old Nerdest one before they got purged.
MrMetroid
Goddaaaamn
secretagentchewbacca
CaldariBob
Cool. Story. Bro.
zerbert
*raping his sister
Banhammer72
I think the implication was (at the time) sexual activity was, shall we say open and very casual?
rudejohn
If the brother was the first guy, wasn't it consensual, and the secpnd was rape? Did I misread that?
Banhammer72
No the brother was the second guy, I guess they both didn't know it was the second guys sister.
TheRimOfTheSky
Explain how it is rape. Genuinely asking.
LadyNaween
the lady didn't consent to the second guy did she? They never told her. So.. rape.
TheDairyPope
If the sex act you intend isn't the one that was consented to, that's rape. If he had said "In the middle, I'll switch with some rando.", >
zenton
She didn’t consent to the 2nd guy.
unremarkableasterisk
I've seen plenty of Japanese porn and rarely is a bed involved. Pretty much everything else, rarely a bed.
newnhb
Some horrible things there man.
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
Is it because everyone owns anti-sex beds?
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
All beds are anti sex beds if you're creative.
livefreenburkhard
Does that mean I'm not unattractive, just creative?
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
Absolutely it does, you handsome beast!
UggItsThatKid24
I bet there's one where a bed fucks someone.
MuayThaiwinLannister
Fuck. You're RIGHT
joepineapplesindrag
How can you even tell with all the pixelation?
Fordbot
Anti-sex tenticles are next
mksu
What if the bed is your step-sister from another world?
Jetlicantmeltsteelbeams
TinyOctopus
Tiny Octopus feels atttacked here.
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
Ha ha! That extra “t” in “attacked” just makes your comment even FUNNIER, @TinyOctopus !
Arrolis
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
You know what you did
SenfinaZeit
Only large octopus are used in Japan. ;)
ScreamingGreenFrog
Point on the doll where the schoolgirl touched you
KommSusserTod
In the no no no yes yes YES place.
livefreenburkhard
ConfettiPanda
DefinitelyNotKenM
unremarkableasterisk
Nickelbackfat
Why isn’t this the loading icon for everything?
Strugglecityliveshere
Yes please.
cow042
Flashbacks to the loading icon wars. Not again... serapls... not again....
DeadeicPrints
Sera pls, it rotate