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Nov 28, 2016 8:22 AM
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ZombieZooZombieZoo
What a waste of a perfectly good white girl, though can probably be fixed with Starbucks.
sunburnjerker
Tight
boondocksaint87
Cozy room for rent
sovietfedor
Yoga pants. Best invention.
HeHeHebieJeebies
Remember the good ole days when you would just bury the dead hookers in the dessert? Pepperidge farms remembers...
KevinBhall
folding at home
MidLifeChrysler
Underappreciated comment.
jobustevens
mianator2213
I always upvote ass +1
MajTommm
Man, I never find folded up women in MY locker.
KitCathrine
It is Monday. Are you alright mate?
BreakfastWithCountChocula
Have you tried turning her off then on again?
steverz
urielrocks5676
First thing came in to mind
thefatrashpanda
Goddamned, they forgot to wrap my mailorder bride in bubblewrap. This is how the last one broke, Insurance better pay up!
whyusemyusualhandlewhenicanusethis
I thought it was another one of those "One day in Tokyo as an exchange student" posts.
ministryofpeace
That closet needs a lot less carny
AndGeo
Did agent 47 pass through there?
Dennylicious
Dat thick booty doe
psychotopiax
i think i would have a panic attack in a space that small dont think i could bend to get out of it
imyourrealdad
Quagmire opens locker.....JACKPOT!
curlybear13
Oh Beckie not again!
BroDameron
Beckie needs to get her shit together.
Nickisabitch
If it fits, I sits.
onelostcat
That's easier if you chop them up first...
SuperSaiyanKal
PatrickDawson
Milo??
FengaPapitMasta
Folding girlfriend
doctorbees
Killstealer
easy compartmentalization, for your on the go relationship needs! she can be taken on carry on now, TSA approved!
genuine55
pantsaflame
Oh God, I remember this..
GlowstickJedi
*half-inflated
UsernameAttempted
isavedlatin2x
That mustache gets me every time
UsernameAttempted
ImakeShitcomments
How?
Ruhig
"Ha ha, guys look, I can sit on my locker shelf ha ha!"
boobphysicist
eco79
How even?
DoctorFromTheDarkestAlley
She's practicing for brazzers
Demenster
Looks like something Cicada or Sparrow would draw.
iWipeMyAssStandingUpHowAboutYou
and im waiting.
IATTM
madawgg
Is he gonna be ok
Sombike
The pressure difference ... I see
ItsHardToThinkAboutItOk
Just lot of gymnastic and you will be able to do it too
Ishalldefenestrateyou
Or if you are looking for the quick an easy route: who really needs an intact spine?
ItsHardToThinkAboutItOk
Well why not have one
tinydoll2
yoga does the trick too
ItsHardToThinkAboutItOk
Well you just need to get up and do something other that go eat
bkeljda
Theres other things besides eating?