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#LegendsNeverDie
Dec 17, 2017 12:37 AM
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#LegendsNeverDie
notbannedyet
Bankrobber: 'Dont be a hero!' Me: 'Hold my beer.'
CptRobotNinja
I remember reading this on a bathrool wall when I was like 10
KingJerkera
So help me if I find semen on the mirrors again I will make you clean it
UpToFourPlayers
Wasn't this a song by Lionel Richie? "Shitting on the Ceiling?"
WokeenFenix
Looks like someone is practicing
Gasquatch
cptunderpants
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StarmineRendezvous
This was glorious.
ForAlbion
According to my experience working at Wendy's during high school, there are legends everywhere, especially in the women's restroom.
manspeed69
comeandtakeit
I work in a bar and someone wrote this on our drink rail above the urinal... immediately checked the ceiling in fear.
veebeehammer
Challenge accepted..icy Mar 29, 201
Crasher2003
Cut a hole and shit through.
cbjfan
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chariotofpearl
Whoever wrote this has never worked in a downtown establishment. The hero is the one cleaning the shit *off* the ceiling.
TaintedGoat
hotdogtime
Bitch I'll do it. You think I won't? I have mastered my asshole
blumpkinpie86
Challenge accepted. Give me a few days
inthenameofthemoooon
ActionBasterdMan
I’ve seen it...I was deployed and we stayed in Japan for a bit and one of the guys got really drunk. He the. Proceeded to take a shit, 1/2
ActionBasterdMan
Grab it, and throw it on the ceiling. 2/2
ProfessorDumbass
This biker didn't want to wait in line for his kebab so he reached into his pants and wiped shit all over his jacket and the crowd parted
hayx
Challenge accepted
Blackcloudonetyone
OhioSucks
iDontWantMyUsernameToBeMyRealNameAnymore
just rewatched this the other day. love this movie
CallMeRif
Oh god im in tears. +1
Vanamun
This deserves a lot more attention
Valquoi
I gave it 1 attention
TVKill3r
I forget, what is this from?
0nceInABlueMoon
Daddy Daycare
HonorAndCultivationAndOdium
"I missed" "What do you mean, 'you missed'?" " I missed" (cue ominous violin music)
thegarlicawakens
This is exactly the comment I wanted to see. Thank you.
ConkerHasNuts
If I came across a shit mark on my celling I wouldn't even be nearly as mad as I would be impressed tbh
MRSHomerJSimpson
Until it drips on your head.
andtheseashalltell
Step One: shit in hand. Step Two: fling up. Hard. Step Three: wash hands. Thoroughly.
rezpawner
Did it not occur to you that you can protect your hand with a glove, or a piece of paper?
samsonguy920
You'll still want to wash your bare hand afterward. Phantom Ickypoo is a thing.
andtheseashalltell
If you’re carrying a glove into a public stall...ew. If you’re just using public TP, that’s thin stuff. Either way, you’ll be washing up.
rezpawner
I'm going to smear shit on your ceiling. The fuck do I care if you judge me for bringing gloves into the stall?
myr14d
I wouldn't be. Unless you witnessed that act of shitting, someone probably just threw some shit at your ceiling.
Enohpoxas
That's still dedication.
warslinger
*defication
andtheseashalltell
*defecation
SprungLake
*Toshiba station