In response to posts and comments about the so called "roast beef" vagina.

Dec 28, 2016 9:13 PM

TheLethargarians

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Hell I generally prefer vaginas that have pronounced labia minora. Appearance & feel. Large lips absolutely does NOT mean they are looser, and I find it sad that some women are shamed into thinking their vaginas are ugly or not normal because of the size of their labia.

THANK YOU! Yes! that's what I've been saying! did your mom talk to you OP? because I was just telling her this last night...

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 5

I simply enjoy vaginas.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

There's no such thing as a not normal vagina, all vagina are weird, just like all dicks are weird.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I dont understand what people think the size of labia has to do with the size of the vagina hole?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Anyone who makes this correlation clearly doesn't know how vaginas work.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dudes with small dicks worry about big vaginas

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 7

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Seen lots of ugly faces, but I ain't never seen an ugly vagina.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Does anyone over the age of 13 with sexual experience more than porn-hub honestly believe this?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Considering the US voted a president who thinks women can stop their periods by holding their bladders, I'm gonna go with yes.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

OMFG source? Haven't heard this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hint: The vagina doesn't actually permanently stretch from too much sex.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hell ya it's a turn on!!! I fucking love licking and sucking on labia. Been with large and small, eating pussy is amazing with large labia!

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 7

Plus, makes the tube feel longer. No problem here.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks at smudged writing on palm. Vergubra?

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

also just going to throw it out there that it's a turn-on for a lot of guys

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 11

You da real mvp.gif

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

yes

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

I like roast beef. My girlfriend does not have roast beef and I love her vagina as it is.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

also a turn off for others.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 10

I'm one of those guys.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

It's kind of like circumcision...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I think for most probably

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 22

You're not wrong but don't say it out loud

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

As an avid porn watcher, I can't watch the meaty curtains. I have to move along to something a bit cleaner looking.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 27

Which is what white knights like to use against us for having a preference. It's not wrong to like what you like....within the law of course

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 9

Amen

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

Avid porn watcher = never gets laid = has no idea what an average vagina looks like

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Lmao! I'm a girl... I have a boyfriend... I have sex... And I watch porn.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

2/ Talking down to anyone who looks/likes something different.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

It is very obvious people took what I said completely the wrong way. I should not be forced to like something I don't. But I am not

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

I am to. And as a female, I support the diversity of other women. I don't body shame them.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

"Cleaner looking" kind of implies a learned bias; just like with foreskin, labia don't affect cleanliness unless your doing someone nasty.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

*you're

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think very extreme labias look messy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

Once again: you're entitled to your preferences, but don't call other people's genitalia "messy" and "unclean." Just makes you a dick.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

And frankly, I don't give a fuck about your preferences, but maybe don't go around suggesting peoples' genitals look dirty/unclean? kthanks

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

Did I?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

I, not once, told anyone their own labias looked dirty.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

You said you want something "a bit cleaner looking," implying "meaty curtains" are unclean-looking.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Okay darlings, male or female, if you've got someone in bed and they try to make you feel bad about your genitals you throw them the fuck 1

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Out of your bed and life. You don't need that shit, 99.9% are going to be totally fucking normal and lovely

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Right? And why would ANYONE give that as reason for not wanting fuck? I mean that's just rude and unnecessary.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I prefer the term "meat curtains "

9 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 24

Hinging ham

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Beef* curtain

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

All of you have never had sex before, have you?

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 9

Bacon Bumpers

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Piss Flaps

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

Ham wallet

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9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

No photoshop a black hole one he opens the curtains

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Foot warmers

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

I love a pronounced wizard sleeve

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Seriously fuck off lol I'm watching ROTK when I finish work don't ruin it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My bad lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's ok. But if I laugh I'll be back

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cunt flaps

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

http://www.largelabiaproject.org

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Wow thanks for this. Spent a while reading.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

No one should be ashamed of their bits!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Agreed

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Even guys with micropenises?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

yep!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's really sad how uneducated people are about genitalia.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

sex ed is terrible in most of this country. just scaring kids not giving them real information.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They don't want to admit that humans are animals and we just want to bang.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah. the logic should be that teenagers WILL have sex no matter what so at least teach them to be safe and advocate for safe sex

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean to tell me grown ass men believe this?

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

Usually anyone with a small sample size and general distrust of women's accounts of their own sexual activity.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

The bigger problem is that some girls/young women believe it about themselves.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

People believe the world is flat and the moon landing was fake. You really think there's something too dumb for us to believe?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

What makes me think that men care about it is several jokes I've heard from guy friends about it.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

A great deal of the men I've know are brutal about large labia, labeling them as 'kebab lips.' They definitely think it makes a woman a slut

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've known several. So, yes.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Can I up vote this 100 times? The amount of nonsense still floating around out there about female anatomy is astonishing and appalling.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

If a vagina can give birth and still go back to its original size then please don't presume that your penis will make it loose

9 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 3

Seriously. There's barely a difference after I had a vaginal birth and even tore from it. Vaginas are amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

hahaha omg i wish more guys heard this. though it's often young little pieces of shit who judge like that anyways

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

i knew a 23yo who'd had 1 kid at 16, another at 18 & twins at 19 & her body & box had better shape & performance than probly 85% of women

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

dude i believe it. the body is supposed to bounce back so you can get laid again and again. evolution lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

exackery, and for which I am eternally thankful =)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

though dammmmn how it looks right afterwards. like a deflated meat balloon

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Girl fucks one guy 100 times = okay. Girl fucks 100 guys once each = black hole and loose vagina. ???

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

FFS, a vagina is a cock milking machine. You think nature put all that musculature in there so it can *relax* 2-12 times in a lifetime?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

clarification - not accusing meow' of being ignorant of this but i cringe when grown women think their vag is primarily a "birth canal".

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If your labia literally hang to your knees, maybe see a plastic surgeon. Otherwise, bite your lip while I nibble on them.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 6

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 31, 2016 6:33 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Moist nibble?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

A guy literally sexted me "nub of your nipple" the other day lol I'm scarred for life

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd use this on a girl I know, but her nipples don't have nubs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...perhaps he meant "nom on your nipple"?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That condition is known as a Hottentop Apron. Google that if you dare.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you. Comments like that always make me feel super self conscious

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

keep in mind the people making those comments are little shit head teenagers who are not getting any. adults don't insult people like that

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not in my experience. Most making such shitty statements have been adult men.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

well then it's a great litmus test to see who you don't want to have touch your pussy anyways

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

also, being loose does not mean she has had a lot of sex with many male suitors. they come in all different lengths and widths just like (1)

9 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 2

penises. so maybe your dick is just too small for her vagina. (2)

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 3

Not to mention it's almost entirely muscle, so being loose is more likely to indicate that area doesn't get much exercise.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Wouldnt that be heartbreaking for a couple that really loved eachother lol.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

FAR more couples have issues with the guy being too large, not small, according to sex therapists.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think there's even an entry in the Kama Sutra on the importance of matching the size of your genitalia so neither partner suffers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or her vagina is too big for his penis!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Having a vagina preference is like having a Ferrari preference. Just STFU and be happy you have one or have access to one.

9 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 11

Most people who wish it have access to a vagina.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

And like Ferraris the value of the vajay is overinflated

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 6

I call shenanigans. The majority of humanity is female, if you don't like the one you are with move along. You'll find another.

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How rare do you think sex is?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 6

"Sorry, your vulva/dick is too big/small, next" is not something most people will ever get to say. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Still wouldn't compare it to a Ferrari

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone that can literally say "next" to someone they're having sex with can probably afford a ferrari idk

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rare enough that most people wouldn't turn it down once they got past the foreplay and saw their partner's genitals. 1/

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Extra rare, hell preferably even near raw and bloody. Wait you didn't say steak did you...

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Mmmm now we're talking

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Vaginas are similar to dicks. They come in different shapes and sizes, they're just inside the women.

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 2

Are you saying there's a dick inside me?

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

*doesn't say anything creepy*

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Not yet but I'd be happy to help you change that.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Jk, I'm a woman but I saw the opportunity and I wanted to take it, dammit!

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I'd grab some popcorn and watch you try, then I'd go shopping because I need new shirts. These two things are totally unrelated just FYI

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You did great :)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are you saying my dick is in a vagina?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay, but the topic here is outside appearance.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Comparispn still holds. Penises have wildly varying appearances, aside from the standard size/shape variance

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Technically, the outer parts are called vulva. The vagina is internal. And the OP title should be "...roast beef labia (minora)"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Human genitalia are ugly by default. I mean, have you LOOKED at those things?

9 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 7

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 29, 2016 1:30 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Vaginas are just a skin sleeve. You mean the vulva

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Exactly. I'm putting this in my mouth because I love you, not because I'd look objectively and say "that looks appealing, stick it in me".

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought I was the only one, men/women, it all looks kind of gross to me.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

fucking alien technology

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I one of the few who likes how they look? I'm bisexual and find both sexy.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Straight lady here. I definitely think a penis can be sexy. They're just all so different. I've met both sexy ones and some not as sexy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Female genitals are way more aesthetically pleasing than dicks tho

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 9

Only if you're more attracted to them I suppose. To me as a bi guy, both male and female bodies and genitals look equally appealing

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thank you

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No shit! I hate being a twat to my twat but she ugly af.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a bi guy, I've seen very few human genitals that didn't look appealing and tasty to me. Zits and warts are a turn-off of course, and 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

copious amounts of hair just gets in the way. But other than that, I find human genitalia beautiful

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was thinking, perhaps a bit cocky, that I must be lucky.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Bit cocky?" I see what you did there ...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a reason we use the phrase "bumping uglies"

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thanks for your post. I'm extremely insecure with sex because of this issue...

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

You're welcome.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

women are a rainbow of shapes and sizes and colors. all they will be thinking about is that they get to have sex with you. not nit picking

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

and if they do say shit negative about you then kick them out. that's just rude

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

True. I'm more aware of it then any guys have been. Just sucks to have to spread them for oral or penetration..... Probably TMI sorry

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

nope i'm same. it's just a part of it. everybody has some little thing they need to do to make it work. i just like the added protection 1/

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

while biking. i would hate to have to ride it raw. little cushion is nice

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't think that 95% of the people on this site are in any position to be picky about vagina appearance.

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I spit my beer out on my husband from this! Truer words have not been spoken!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You're thinking of tumblr

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

I find that those who are the pickiest about such things are often those you'd think would be least in the position to be that picky

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

http://imgur.com/OmSsSgH

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm friends with 3 guys who can't get dates due to this exact problem. Amazing girls with average looks throw themselves at them and no dice

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that those who are picky about it its because they have had more intimacy with porn and pornstars standars that with real women

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And by real I mean average humans beings, not models. (Writing this comment made me horny wtf is wrong with me)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

XD sneaky porn stars... making people horny just by being mentioned!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

do you want your list of perfection or do you actually want SOMEONE? is what they need to evaluate. also if they are list quality for anyone

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

THIS. I'm not saying a guy can't look for an attractive woman, but if it's been 10 years, maybe you're batting outside your ballpark

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i had a co-worker. she had these requirements that basically were 100% incompatable with existing. She gave that up and is happy now. /1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

she was mormon and wanted an older guy but also a freshly returned missionary. she was 27 and most come back from missions at 22. 2/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

"give me all the pussy you have"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amen

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Turns out beggars CAN be choosers

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a freelance gynecologist, I'd say it's closer to 94.97%

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You'd have to have some serious side show vagina for me to even pause a thought. Like one side bat wing and one side brain mushroom.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Omg, the visual imagery.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And even then it would probably be a pass if you had a nice personality and a face that didn't have to be covered in a paper bag.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Side show vagina" lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen part of one, therefore I've seen them all

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Christmas has taught me that everyone on here is hotter/sexier than I am.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Ugly person here, didn't want to ruin Christmas for Imgur with a selfie. Bet my fellow uggos felt the same.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's because every ugly person here didn't make it out of usersub or learned it last Christmas.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

>tfw no gf

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, this is a popular social media site. Not some underground creep gathering site.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 74

Yeah whatever send nudes

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd never guess from the amount of tools going on about "for science".

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I don't feel like those two are incompatible. Have you taken a look around this site?

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 3

Yeah but there are some creeps. But 95%......

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 35

Why not both?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can have both, but 95% is a high percentage

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

+1 for not using that dumb overused gif.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love you

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Wow that was quick. I'm not sure if I'm ready to say it yet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean I like you and enjoy spending time with you, its just...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's ok it can be one sided but you've got to know.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OK so can we still, you know, sleep together and paint little mustaches on pictures and wear formal dress to Pizza Hut?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yet here you are, talkin shit.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 13

I'm not even in a position to be picky about vagina presence.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 0

^Perfect.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 just for the use of a Bowie gif

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Agreed, most of us were pretty open minded about your mom.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The people who say that large lips = being loose are those who are only ever guessing.

9 years ago | Likes 218 Dislikes 4

Same dudes who assume bigger dick = better at having sex

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Ugh I fuckin hate it when guys only rely on their size and do nothing at all to make the sex good besides humping away like a dog

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

What if they bring you a thai ice tea first?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucking love Thai ice tea

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But if she has 5 kids, Abraham Lincoln's Statue is in there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Well, you know... Loose lips sink ships.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

A vagina never gets "loose" that shit is a myth. If a girl is tight and you can't get it in you probably haven't turned her on enough.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 34

I love banging mothers. They've usually got enough room to make it longer than two rounds and are ready to go again the next day.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I get what you're saying.. it doesn't get "loose" from a lot of sex. The vagina is very elastic. Childbirth is what does it

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Or one of those retardedly huge dildos. Idk if someone can recover from a 6 inch diameter dido making itself home.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Proud father; can disprove. That thing came back with some kind of kung fu death grip vengenance.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure that's false. The first sentence that is. Second one is pretty accurate

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 1, 2017 4:26 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That's true, I was just agreeing that foreplay is generally more important that people realize, esp. with smaller vaginas or larger penises

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Source?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Personal experience. And the common understanding that forcing a child through a vagina stretches it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I'm a visual learner, so make sure there are pics

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Holy shit, wrong on both fronts. 1. Ever been with a mom? 2. Vaginismus is a thing. Being "turned on" doesn't cure it. Stop your bullshit.

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I have, and honestly after the waiting period post birth, she was tighter than before my daughter was born

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have been with a couple mothers and noticed no difference in tightness or lack of.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Vaginismus exists but many times is a psychological thing which actually can be helped by being turned on (not cured but it helps.) 2

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Technically even childbirth will barely affect it because the elasticity. Unless something went wrong it shouldn't be noticeable. And 1

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Women's vaginas change after childbirth but being aroused will help with getting a dick in. Women produce their own lube and vagina relaxes

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

However I think they are more referring to the fact that being super tight is because a lack of being turned on, not a medical condition. 3

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yeah referring to average ladies I didn't account for medical conditions.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who knew you could upset so many people by telling them their vaginas don't get loose hahaha

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Source?

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I'm a visual learner, so make sure there are pics

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

1. Experience. 2. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginismus

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

lol experience. I bet you fucked everyone's mom right? Vaginismus is a condition that causes painful spasms, nothing to do with "tightness"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Large lips sink ships

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Larger means more skin area = more nerve endings.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think typically is is the same number just over a larger area. Now what you can do with that larger area is typically more extensive.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would larger lips mean more exposed nerve endings and easier to come?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In my experience, yes. Women with larger labia tend to climax more and/or faster.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Good point. Never looked at it like that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not sure. Typically for lots of parts the same area always has about the same number of ends so larger is just more spread out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. the g-spot and the clit. you should know better gibler

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Labiaplasty is on the rise for teenagers who feel their natural vags are abnormal because of large/uneven labia. Total approve of your post.

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Wow really? Poor kids today.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is so weird because many men (and gay women) are very attracted to larger labias. It's a very popular porn category

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As I said in my post, I personally find them much more appealing. That's partly why the stigma bothers me so much.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this another double standard, or are you taking the same perspective on circumcision?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Circumcision is pointless (when not for medical reasons) and more pervasive in the US than my country. I can haz my opinion now?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Idiocy really !!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it really? It is a federal crime (18 U.S. Code § 116) if not medically necessary and being in pediatrics I have never heard of this.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

Hey, Mr Mayor, can you explain how circumcisions are medically necessary? They're done on minors, after all.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This federal law covers the labia majora, minora, and the clitoris. The penile foreskin does not fit into those categories.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're in Pediatrics and your user name is "TheMayorOfTittyCity"?

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see no conflict there

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Word. Titties and pediatrics are totally unrelated.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doctors never party of specialize so they can afford to play with a hot girls titties, ya... smart people hate titties... horrible things.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Pediatrics: the study of titty suckers. Clearly pediatricians are the mayors of titty town.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another downside to the copious amounts of porn kids are exposed to.

9 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 9

I find the labia in porn to be quite diverse looking. It's only 'softer' porn like playboy that is known for airbrushing labia

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People have been doing this since before we even discovered electricity. Lookup Gukuna Imishino.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

You can't compare that to what teens are exposed to on the internet.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Gradeschool girls do it to eachother to pass time. They're all raised up being told "do this right or your marriage will fail!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Generations of girls raised to alter their bodies every day for 10 years and then failing to ejaculate and thinking it was all wasted.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You, apparently, can't prove either of your two claims, so watch yo mouth. Point being, CHILDREN have been raised for centuries to do this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

You obviously didn't have a typical American upbringing and I'm sorry you went through that. Doesn't lessen the affects of internet porn

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

And supposedly, the sign that they "did it right" is ejaculating during their first intercourse. If they don't, they failed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I'm just saying you're utterly myopic and have not one single tiny grasp of the scope of human experience throughout history.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Accounts on Gukuna Imishino are all the same. "When I turned about 8-10 my mom told me I HAD to elongate my labia for my future marriage."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Because you think young people being exposed to hardcore sex acts is supposedly causing them problems. Ignoring sex used to happen openly.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

What's great about what we have access to now through the ever-rising trend of self-published pornography offers people a chance to see...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...so many different body types being accepted.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Porn is pretty cool yo

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 38

I just think it affects teenagers in ways we don't even know yet.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 6

In other words, "Won't somebody think of the children?!?"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I suppose it gives at first a misrepresentation of how sex really is, but they will instantly learn the reality when they experience it

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 15

For some, it takes forever :|

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The problem is a lot don't learn. They assume they did it wrong, arnt attractive enough, wrong size anatomy, etcetera.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

What sex is like, body expectations, girls thinking they have to do "activities" to please guys, it is a pretty long list actually.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

Mine are uneven but I am the only one who knows...I seriously have better things to worry about...Like what's for dinner.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The joker inside me wants to say roast beef but as a woman I don't want to offend another woman.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

As a female, it's still funny to me but I've never been one to let superficial stuff like that bother me. We need to support one another.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is sad. Someone please tell them to stop. Not necessary.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Yes, tell women what to do with their bodies.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 16

Labiaplasties have a ton of medical complications, and growing teenagers shouldn't have them. These are girls, not women.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

It's tragic.

9 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 3

Unrealistic body standards set by porn...

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I know its a travesity and they just go and throw those old Labias out like a piece of garbage once they remove them. Consumer society I say

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How is it any different then circumcision?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

male circumcision = necessary. female circumcision = genital mutilation. Got it? Good.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

It's awful. I was always self conscious about mine and with the wrong guy I could definitely see myself wanting surgery to change it.

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

I havent seen your verguba, but I can tell you it's awesome and perfect !! Dont let the idiots make you feel bad becuase of THEIR ignorance.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you've got the wrong guy fuck him... or wait, that other thing. There's nothing wrong with your natural labia. This trend is bullshit.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It truly is. My guy now is perfectly happy with my labia and I am certainly fucking him ;)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I haven't seen your vagina but I'm sure it's perfectly okay and more important is that it works as it should. There is no "normal" vagina.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I agree, there is no "normal" vagina. I consumed a lot of porn in my middle school days that contributed to my self consciousness

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Me too, definitely considered surgery until I saw a documentary where a young girl had it done and it looked so painful (obviously)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm glad you didn't do it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh god it would be so painful, I can't even imagine. As I've gotten older I've realized the saying "beauty is pain" is full of shit

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't ever do it, you are perfectly you, and that's how you should be.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Noooo! Surgery on the vag (when you need it) hella hurts. Recovery makes you feel like a lopsided hoohaaa. I know, I live it. :(

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh no I'm sorry :( Yeah I definitely would never do it now, I'm very happy with the state of my vagina :)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I had a cyst that grew, needed to be removed but to do it they had to remove area, now I'm lopsided and it feels crazy strange. But healed!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That would feel strange, but hooray for healed!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In Australia, labia minora is banned from being shown in pornographic material. Labiaplasty has also risen due to this law -.-

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is incredibly fucked up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These damn kids can't even eat out without it being altered? Fuckin' now I don't care, everyone who is younger than me ruin all kinds of fun

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A girl I've known for very long has thought about this, it makes me sad. I want her to ride my face either way.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's why I'm a doctor

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you have a source for that?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This sucks, honestly. On the other side, "GET 6 INCHES BIGGER WITH ONE SIMPLE TRICK/PILL" has been around since before the internet. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 4

would be nice if everyone could just be all "hey look at my junk, it's p fukkin rad" but "standards" and all. :(

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Yeah, darn those public indecency laws

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

IN THE BEDROOM or anywhere in private. Unless you're watching "waiting" the movie, "IT'S SO ANGRY!!!" Yes, ppl have seen the goat, by me :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think pornos have something to do with it too.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

def. i thought mine was weird because on side was larger than the other

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

100%

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not something. Everything.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I actually really needed to hear this, not gonna lie. I've been planning on getting surgery, and this is sort of making me think twice

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Same here xo

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ditto what I said just above.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless you're really active/end up with irritation due to having an "outie", don't get the surgery. It's not needed. Only pathetic 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

virgins on the internet sit around screaming about how someone's vag looks. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow. As guy, please don't. Never met a puss I didn't adore looking at! Use that money for something that makes you happy and whole.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Inversely, google Gukuna Imishino. Some African tribes have been teaching girls to stretch theirs out for centuries, from young ages.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I recommend this video on the topic. NSFW https://vimeo.com/10883108

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It details the rise in labiaplasty and some of its underlying causes. Informative and interesting.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer the viginas that will accept me for who I am and not how quick i cum.

9 years ago | Likes 1575 Dislikes 8

How quick is too quick, is the real question.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I stopped at "I prefer vaginas that accept me..."

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Practice more, a few weeks and you can last for 2 hours.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 305 Dislikes 1

Jayjay

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Is that some sort of ancient fuckdoll?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

https://m.flickr.com/#/photos/retrorocketrick/sets/72157625750708997/ Not my photos but I visited here two years ago.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's weird you made that with your mom as a model

9 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 4

Trickky McSavage please accept our Upvotes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Rikt

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

You've got fingers and a tongue for a reason. It's all good.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Yea but I mean lets be real,I doubt its a good look when you HAVE to do that to get her off. Gals like the feeling of a penis, even lesbians

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

What if I told you about a thing called foreplay? Do enough foreplay and time doesn't matter.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Foreplay is neat but the MAINEVENT is the most intimate you can get. I mean its called foreplay for a reason.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you'd be surprised how much women appreciate a guy who is good with his hands

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Read some material on it. Dive in and try different things, let her response guide you to what works best for her

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Again thats a nice ADDITION, but again intercourse is the mainevent and most intimate one can get thus mentally and physically better

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of all the women I've known (slept with or otherwise) only two have ever had an orgasm from penetration.My wife is one, and even then 1/

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Your sample size is an outlier I think

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Yeah, only about 20 or so.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

she has to be on top and it is still mostly clit pressure. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

PREACH

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Unless your dick is literally thumb size you don't have a problem if you have the right attitude

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Eh depends on the girl. Some really need that full feeling of deep penetration that sort of test her limits to get her to climax.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Lick 'em before ya prick 'em

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Quick? I'm not premature, I'm selfish.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Vaginas

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 5

those 2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Pooter

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Vergubas

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Vaginers

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Squish mitten

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Queef crack.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sleeve of wizard

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Craving the crevasse

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cocksocket

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Penis pocket

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*vergubas

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

So warm, I just love having sex with them

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Me too!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She comes first. Problem solved.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It continually blows my mind that not every guy does this.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah... I agree. Don't be afraid to change the batting order from time to time, sometimes you ain't feeling it as good as other times.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not all guys have common sense.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll take any vagina that's attached to a woman. I'm lonely

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The American Dream

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

It's called that because you have to be asleep to dream.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me thinks blokes worldwide gonna agree the statement here mate.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The American Dream was never for Americans

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1