Apr 18, 2018 9:32 AM
MrBlop
151574
1910
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scottsinflavortown
Rookie
beer200000
That bottle treated her like every other man in her life
tiikuri
Amateur. Hold the cork, twist the bottle.
InnerUniverse
I hope that was her place or he's an idiot for letting her do something so stupid.
everypostepic
*phone turns on* Siri: I'm sorry, I can't find "oh shit".
Mokelzwerg
Wow
Sheldonian
I'll give her points for trying to save the wine at the end
Lorgs
Smaaaaaart
amw666
Faceplanking lol
TondaTonda
Dumchata
matix568
I'd still fuck her!
B0bbyBiceps
Best part is he was going for the bottle at the end
CheetoFingers1
Bitches be trippin
NinjaBananaDennis
No one handles their first load properly *cries in shower*
tipsymcstagger1
Felt satisfying giving you your thousandth point.
debugstatement
protect the phone, sacrifice the body.
jojojanaidioda
It would be nice if someone else's phone was there on the ground xD
benyamun
That username work for ya OP?
Eltorandril
Why she do that on the bed ?
JustinSpicer
because she is a woman and they fucking love doing everything in bed for some reason.
whytezombie
That was my question as well.
aubuc
Paninisareallevil
I love how he goes to save the bottle instead of her just like my own bf would do <3
imSame
You're supposed to fall after drinking not before
meskarune
You can't tell me how to live my life! *falls down stairs totally sober*
PhoenixQueenAzula
im definitely getting the vibe that theres been some drinking leading up to this series of events
Larrry
been to college... still does not get old
bah264
Why don't people know how to open bottles? My parents didn't teach me to swim, but they did teach me to open bottles..
ConcealedPsychosis
I seriously think teenagers today would go through withdrawals like drug addicts if they had to go without a cell phone for more than a day
My eldest who is 12 and doesn't have a phone yet, Asked me how I lived in the 80's and 90's without a cell phone and how did I text my
friends? I said simply I picked up a phone dialed a number and actually talked to the person and when I told her cell phones only became
standard in the 2000's I could actually see her mind being blown in her eyes
vanishingsoul
Idiot
jimfixx
I'm guessing she doesn't swallow
Fleggy
Or work in a bar.
ATLien1986
Nor spit.
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
Nor suck
Skizzlesnap
No she sucks. Sucks at life.
AllCanadianEhEhEhBeef
I love that the dude just watches and tries to save the bottle after.
TolvanT2ielik
he's trying not to get sued
I mean what else is he going to do? lol
TheFirstCurse
“Petite young blonde gets plowed on the floor and takes a load to the face”
ImgurMakesMeCrySometimes
I little less porn in your life might be a good idea.
brushaka
I googled it to find the sauce but instead discovered a new passion, thank you
Kronzor
"click"
metalfoto
NAILED
armorhide406
NirvanaNik
Got the PornHub link?
StevenAlequin
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
nursejr210
Damn clickbait writers!
EndlessTrash
Nice.
Wereheretomakeyusmile
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vikingur4213
Facial in the kitchen
pupusadequesillo
But worries about her phone
Wouldn't you
Of course not, the bottle with nutritious delicious nectar is way more important
Touché
smooshiebanana
Surisuule
He got down and dirty with those two.
Deathwing777
ouch
CaptainPawfulFox
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZqjBxvRPWM
LapisSea
Not the sliding in that I had on mind
BearBombs
That looks like it really hurt. How did he not see them? And if he did see them, what an asshole. Could be some broken ankles.
TallDude
You.... you actually think that's real?
abdoufma
It’s a snicker commercial.
Crabbiggles
That’s one way of getting to 3rd base
darwinhacker
x2 so 6th base?
Coyote8
It's cumulative not additive so it would be 3rdy-3rd base
I can live with that.
totallynotyourcyberstalker
t.A.T.u. ???
Whipawa
Weren't those the fake lesbians that made not so good music? Not so good in my opinion.
mekgi
Fake lesbians are best lesbians.
bippityboppityBACON
Yis
ehoba666
all the things she said, all the things she said, running through....(shit I'm dead) cuz I banged my head CUZ I BANGED MY HEAD
elyk26
Isn’t it running through my head?
scottsinflavortown
Rookie
beer200000
That bottle treated her like every other man in her life
tiikuri
Amateur. Hold the cork, twist the bottle.
InnerUniverse
I hope that was her place or he's an idiot for letting her do something so stupid.
everypostepic
*phone turns on* Siri: I'm sorry, I can't find "oh shit".
Mokelzwerg
Wow
Sheldonian
I'll give her points for trying to save the wine at the end
Lorgs
Smaaaaaart
amw666
Faceplanking lol
TondaTonda
Dumchata
matix568
I'd still fuck her!
B0bbyBiceps
Best part is he was going for the bottle at the end
CheetoFingers1
Bitches be trippin
NinjaBananaDennis
No one handles their first load properly *cries in shower*
tipsymcstagger1
Felt satisfying giving you your thousandth point.
debugstatement
protect the phone, sacrifice the body.
jojojanaidioda
It would be nice if someone else's phone was there on the ground xD
benyamun
That username work for ya OP?
Eltorandril
Why she do that on the bed ?
JustinSpicer
because she is a woman and they fucking love doing everything in bed for some reason.
whytezombie
That was my question as well.
aubuc
Paninisareallevil
I love how he goes to save the bottle instead of her just like my own bf would do <3
imSame
You're supposed to fall after drinking not before
meskarune
You can't tell me how to live my life! *falls down stairs totally sober*
PhoenixQueenAzula
im definitely getting the vibe that theres been some drinking leading up to this series of events
Larrry
been to college... still does not get old
bah264
Why don't people know how to open bottles? My parents didn't teach me to swim, but they did teach me to open bottles..
ConcealedPsychosis
I seriously think teenagers today would go through withdrawals like drug addicts if they had to go without a cell phone for more than a day
ConcealedPsychosis
My eldest who is 12 and doesn't have a phone yet, Asked me how I lived in the 80's and 90's without a cell phone and how did I text my
ConcealedPsychosis
friends? I said simply I picked up a phone dialed a number and actually talked to the person and when I told her cell phones only became
ConcealedPsychosis
standard in the 2000's I could actually see her mind being blown in her eyes
vanishingsoul
Idiot
jimfixx
I'm guessing she doesn't swallow
Fleggy
Or work in a bar.
ATLien1986
Nor spit.
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
Nor suck
Skizzlesnap
No she sucks. Sucks at life.
AllCanadianEhEhEhBeef
I love that the dude just watches and tries to save the bottle after.
TolvanT2ielik
he's trying not to get sued
meskarune
I mean what else is he going to do? lol
TheFirstCurse
“Petite young blonde gets plowed on the floor and takes a load to the face”
ImgurMakesMeCrySometimes
I little less porn in your life might be a good idea.
brushaka
I googled it to find the sauce but instead discovered a new passion, thank you
Kronzor
"click"
metalfoto
NAILED
armorhide406
NirvanaNik
Got the PornHub link?
StevenAlequin
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
nursejr210
Damn clickbait writers!
EndlessTrash
Nice.
Wereheretomakeyusmile
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Wereheretomakeyusmile
vikingur4213
Facial in the kitchen
pupusadequesillo
But worries about her phone
armorhide406
Wouldn't you
pupusadequesillo
Of course not, the bottle with nutritious delicious nectar is way more important
armorhide406
Touché
smooshiebanana
Surisuule
He got down and dirty with those two.
Deathwing777
ouch
CaptainPawfulFox
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZqjBxvRPWM
LapisSea
Not the sliding in that I had on mind
BearBombs
That looks like it really hurt. How did he not see them? And if he did see them, what an asshole. Could be some broken ankles.
TallDude
You.... you actually think that's real?
abdoufma
It’s a snicker commercial.
Crabbiggles
That’s one way of getting to 3rd base
darwinhacker
x2 so 6th base?
Coyote8
It's cumulative not additive so it would be 3rdy-3rd base
darwinhacker
I can live with that.
totallynotyourcyberstalker
t.A.T.u. ???
Whipawa
Weren't those the fake lesbians that made not so good music? Not so good in my opinion.
mekgi
Fake lesbians are best lesbians.
bippityboppityBACON
Yis
ehoba666
all the things she said, all the things she said, running through....(shit I'm dead) cuz I banged my head CUZ I BANGED MY HEAD
elyk26
Isn’t it running through my head?