whoops, my phone

Apr 18, 2018 9:32 AM

MrBlop

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Opening a bottle

Rookie

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That bottle treated her like every other man in her life

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amateur. Hold the cork, twist the bottle.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I hope that was her place or he's an idiot for letting her do something so stupid.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*phone turns on* Siri: I'm sorry, I can't find "oh shit".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll give her points for trying to save the wine at the end

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Smaaaaaart

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Faceplanking lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dumchata

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd still fuck her!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best part is he was going for the bottle at the end

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bitches be trippin

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one handles their first load properly *cries in shower*

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Felt satisfying giving you your thousandth point.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

protect the phone, sacrifice the body.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It would be nice if someone else's phone was there on the ground xD

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That username work for ya OP?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why she do that on the bed ?

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

because she is a woman and they fucking love doing everything in bed for some reason.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

That was my question as well.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how he goes to save the bottle instead of her just like my own bf would do <3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're supposed to fall after drinking not before

8 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 2

You can't tell me how to live my life! *falls down stairs totally sober*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

im definitely getting the vibe that theres been some drinking leading up to this series of events

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

been to college... still does not get old

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why don't people know how to open bottles? My parents didn't teach me to swim, but they did teach me to open bottles..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I seriously think teenagers today would go through withdrawals like drug addicts if they had to go without a cell phone for more than a day

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My eldest who is 12 and doesn't have a phone yet, Asked me how I lived in the 80's and 90's without a cell phone and how did I text my

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

friends? I said simply I picked up a phone dialed a number and actually talked to the person and when I told her cell phones only became

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

standard in the 2000's I could actually see her mind being blown in her eyes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idiot

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing she doesn't swallow

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 8

Or work in a bar.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nor spit.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nor suck

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No she sucks. Sucks at life.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love that the dude just watches and tries to save the bottle after.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

he's trying not to get sued

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean what else is he going to do? lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Petite young blonde gets plowed on the floor and takes a load to the face”

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I little less porn in your life might be a good idea.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I googled it to find the sauce but instead discovered a new passion, thank you

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"click"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NAILED

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got the PornHub link?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn clickbait writers!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Nice.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Facial in the kitchen

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But worries about her phone

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Wouldn't you

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of course not, the bottle with nutritious delicious nectar is way more important

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Touché

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He got down and dirty with those two.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

ouch

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Not the sliding in that I had on mind

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That looks like it really hurt. How did he not see them? And if he did see them, what an asshole. Could be some broken ankles.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

You.... you actually think that's real?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s a snicker commercial.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That’s one way of getting to 3rd base

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

x2 so 6th base?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's cumulative not additive so it would be 3rdy-3rd base

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can live with that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

t.A.T.u. ???

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Weren't those the fake lesbians that made not so good music? Not so good in my opinion.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Fake lesbians are best lesbians.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yis

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

all the things she said, all the things she said, running through....(shit I'm dead) cuz I banged my head CUZ I BANGED MY HEAD

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Isn’t it running through my head?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2