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Oct 13, 2019 4:32 PM
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sahdad
I also like workshop coffee while I'm woodworking.
PunchyFromCleveland
Snowy Christmas morning coffee is really nice. We don’t have kids so it’s peaceful and beautiful.
LogarithmicRhinoceros
This is even better if you don't have children.
Rasdwatrium
you know what is better than that? The silence from not having kids.
oldandbored
Substitute a mug of tea and I'll agree.
Xaldyn
Subtract the "parent" part and you've got an accurate statement right there.
Sweetness007
Had morning sex, husband is knocked out, dog has been walked and there’s a joint to go with that coffee.
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
Hell yeah!
Iskmodarprince
Not having kids. That is the best cup of coffee every morning.
QueenG723
I set my alarm half an hour before I have to wake up my daughter so I can enjoy my caffeine in the quiet dark of the house
pizzapartyhard
Except it’s not coffee; it’s bourbon and the kids aren’t awake because they don’t exist.
TheOnionKnight
Wake up whenever I feel like it, coffee with wife while cat and dog snuggle us, go do exactly what we want with our day off. Child free is
TheOnionKnight
the best cup of coffee.
Cloudraker
I dont even like coffee but I think I would enjoy that
dreamsnottheresultofwhatweeat
When I was a kid, after 4 days of camping with scouts, my friends’ father said, “This coffee is better than some orgasms!”
Rogwell
I Agree
PenguinPete
Everybody makes fun of me for going to bed at sundown, but this is what you're missing out on.
KurtHamster
Won the lottery, got a BJ, and you succeeded with that thing you attempted.. THAT is the best cup of coffee!!!
acertainjenesaisquoi
Alternatively, not having kids, and getting woken up after the perfect lie in with a proper mug of the dark stuff.
alwaysupvotefuturama
That sounds really sweet.
jacksmomhasgotitgoingon
Yes! Sometimes my body wakes me up just for this moment. Serenity, bliss
OverzealousDude
scr59
Hahahaha made my day
Aprilmadness
I taught a non-coffee drinking ex about this when he was a bit bunged up. He was amazed that it worked for him but he BROKE UP WITH ME 1/2
Aprilmadness
Because "the magic was gone".
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MistressMelon
He wasn’t the one. A strong couple will eventually get to the point where talking about bowel habits is like talking about the weather.
BillogUncle
Legitimately needed to poop after I smelt the McDonalds coffee in my car.
thalass
Is this a physiological thing, or a habit thing? Like if your routine is coffee, breakfast, poop. Eventually your body goes with it, right?
OddSockSam
Caffeine maka you poopy. But I wouldn’t surprised if something psychological develops whereby smelling it is all you need to trigger a poo
KelKrist
Caffeine increases intestinal activity iirc
asoftstrawberry
I rarely drink coffee but the few times I have I've had to poop right after. Because of this I think it's not a habit thing for people.
insanitycontinuum
Physiological https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/why-does-coffee-make-you-poop#section2
mattsall
I would argue that the best coffee is when you don't have kids.
TogepiOmelette
Yeah, my best of coffee with the bf on a Saturday morning and we make breakfast together. Nevermind having kids waking you up.
troyandabedpostoniiiiimgur
The first one in the morning you made while walking around the house naked, possibly with loud rock music to wake you up.
taghashtag
This is what the post is saying. But when you do have kids, and they’re asleep and you can get your coffee in peace? It’s amazing.
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
ZombieDK
This is poetry
Wankathon
Does anyone else not drink coffee?
Ratmother666
Who down votes this stuff! Jezz
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Starting to snow is better
cptcr
I'm gonna go with, the first cup wakes you up enough to remember you don't have kids
BuskerJeff
Incorrect. It's being the second one awake and not having to wait for coffee to brew.
MoneAbrahms
woodRunner
No, the best cup of coffee is when I’m running late for work, stopping at Dunkin’ Donuts when I already don’t have time, sitting at the 1/2
woodRunner
2/2 the drive thru with 15 cars ahead of me , freaking out because I’m going to get fired but still needing my coffee, getting to the
woodRunner
3/3 drive thru window only to forget my wallet and open the change drawer to scrounge up whatever change I have, cancelling the large iced
woodRunner
4/4 latte because I can’t afford it now and settle for a small hot coffee, dumping it all over me while I try to light a cig because
woodRunner
5/5 now I’m running late and going to get fired, take a drag of that cig and THAN take a sip that coffee, now THAT is the best coffee
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
What about when your dad beats you with jumper cables?
curiouscorruption
My god xD
rossmartinez73
First Monday after your daughter leaves for Baylor. House is quiet. Wife breaths softly next to you. But no coffee, Baylor took all your $.
PartlyClauddy
Til, Baylor has all the coffee.
SmurfEggs
AYYYYY FELLOW BEAR!!!!
Killacayne
The best part of waking up is nothing in your cup
gediephouse
Exactly how my dad felt, Baylor included!
PhilFromAccounting
*breathes
CriticalJudgementalElitistPrick
*UO
Howlatthemoons
Hello from Dallas.
froggyfixit
Tell her to stay away from the football team. Just sayin
FightinTXAg
ImFrank
Hook ‘em, coffee.
Dezimous
Howd the ou game go?
mostcreativename
God damn I wanted to downvote, but you ain't wrong. Hook 'em.
Dezimous
Lol just good banter. Thanks and gig'em ;)
Dezimous
Not to mention we terrible this year.
Problemwoodchuck
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
We have no kids, one dog, one cat, and one money. Not to shabby.
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
is she hot?
rossmartinez73
funtobehad
Her parents are rich. That’s all we know.
servingmytimeinusersub
Baylor is a school.
funtobehad
When I was doing my masters in the early 2000s, we surveyed religious colleges about anal sex. Roughly 3/4 of the girls at Baylor did it 1/2
funtobehad
And the majority of them cited their religious views as the reason for having anal sex. It was the highest in the study of all the colleges
funtobehad
I don’t know why I’m telling you this. Just always think about it associated with Baylor women. That and rich parents.
ChickenFingersYT
My best cup of coffee I was deployed to Al-Udeid air base in Qatar with the Navy. I poured it, went to the edge of the flight line 1/
ChickenFingersYT
In the middle of the night and just watched the puksing runway lights and took in the desert air. It was so quiet and calm, and 2/
ChickenFingersYT
The horizon seemed to stretch on forever. 3/
manilow23
is it really 40,000$ a year to go to Baylor?
rossmartinez73
She had a scholarship for softball first few years. Now, it coming to around $30,000 after Financial Aid. Honestly-- we love it.
CrazyLizardLady86
Just don't look at Rice if I recall correctly...
rossmartinez73
We're from Houston. Rice was an option. But, nah.
CrazyLizardLady86
Yea, same. I am in debt enough from A&M, couldn't imagine Rice...
foman13
My sister is going to law school there right now, $60k a year.
rossmartinez73
Yup. It averages like $50k.
glamdring1
4 years of med school at the state public school was just under 250k.
rossmartinez73
That degree is gold. Especially in the South.