Ha_Zima_bitch

Sep 11, 2019 12:13 AM

hozman500

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I wish

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'There is no new thing under the sun'...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Claws Out Chat @Penta

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Alcoholic LaCroix

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Completely different taste. Zima was sweet, more like a Sprite with alcohol. Claw is just alcoholic seltzer.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. Zima tasted way better. Fight me.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Whiteclaw is the law

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

better watch out. ain't no laws when you're drinking claws

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truly is better, espech when you add extra vod. Mk try to keep up, I have tiny schwanz.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are two very different drinks though....they taste absolutely nothing alike.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So for a few years now I've been splashing Everclear into flavored sparkling water....does that me a Claw-Hipster?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried Zima once. It was... pretty disgusting.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zima Blue.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They're made by Mark Anthony. Same company as Mike's Hard Lemonade.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is the Krieger zima gif

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does anyone remember the married with children when al tracks a bear referencing no human can handle more then one zima

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno - I've never vomited warm, flat White Claw out of my nose, but I doubt it would burn like Zima. My parents would still be mad, tho.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Nothing can stop the Claaaw!"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don’t talk shit on the claw.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 8

Maybe I should try a whiteclaw

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

WhiteClaw is just FourLoko if it went vegan and got into crystal healing.

7 years ago | Likes 380 Dislikes 5

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Four loko has announced their own line of sparkling hard water.... With 14% alchohol.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Jesus. Science has truly gone too far.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You sir... you...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I pissed off 5 people but made 370 laugh so cheers m8

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bend the Knee! ZIMA

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Excuse me, I ordered a Zima, not emphysema.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Enjoy your hop water I'm gonna get the same ABV in a fizzy tasty.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I legit thought it said white clam

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess I'm too European to understand this joke.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, I'm in the states. Never had a claw

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I meant that I don't recognize either of these brands.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No...zima was actually better because it at least had flavor

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The only flavor that Zima had was whatever jolly rancher you dropped into it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zima with a splash of Grenadine in a Sonic cup of ice helped me a lot in college.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0