You had one job....

May 5, 2013 2:31 PM

whoohwhocanibe

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The Red Hot Chilly Papers #1 Hit - Under The Fridge

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These things are my favorites of things on the Internet.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The dominoes are a metaphor for my life.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That chilly paper sounds spicy as shiiiit.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

American factories are in China. Chinese factories are in Chian.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i always love these. everythme they are reposted

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really wanna go to wherever all these funny toys and stuff are sold like the Buzz Lightyear. But I'm afraid that I'll spend all my money.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm going to get me some of that Red Hot Chili Toilet Paper.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my mom used to have that coffee cup... it said polish coffee mug on the outside...

13 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 1

I was a kid in the 70s and 80s, and it was all about Polack jokes. Didn't know that was still a thing.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Phase 2 of Avengers got weird.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing like epic fails to get my night going

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait a minute... BED COT FILLY PAPER? RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS?!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

everyone who comments get an upvooootttttteeee

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can someone get this chilly paper a damn sweater???

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

NOOOO someone mixed the skittles and M&M's together!

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Dammit, Firstname Lastname!

13 years ago | Likes 335 Dislikes 3

I'm totally gonna change my name to Firstname Lastname

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Luckiest Criminal ever

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one with the stair railing is at my school. It actually just broke. It wasn't installed that way!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's actually just what the weatherman looks like.

13 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

BED COT FILLY PAPER!?

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

+1 for WHOSE LINE. :D

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It deeply saddens me that people with no brains can get retail jobs but I cannot.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mmmm red hot chilly paper

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Made in Chian. The knockoff of knockoffs.

13 years ago | Likes 802 Dislikes 5

Yo Dog

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=xian Maybe it was made in city city of Xian.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Probably actually made in China. Can't blame 'em. Most of us don't know what 美國 means

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

United States?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who in the hell assaults a dentist??

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

People who are afraid of the dentist...

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An anti-dentite.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure is responsible for this.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Firstname Lastname is the like the human Moon Moon

13 years ago | Likes 603 Dislikes 14

"Ok, is everyone ready for our camping trip? Goddammit Firstname Lastname, you're not supposed to put the tentpoles in your special place!"

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Overrated?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Finally I can upvote a post that mentions Moon Moon!

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I voted for the one that said "Dick Dick", it just sounded dirtier...

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You typed "the" once too many. YOU HAD ONE JOB!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh damn... wait a minute... DOES THIS MAKE ME FIRSTNAME LASTNAME?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His friends call him "Nickname"

13 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

You clever bastard.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey, my name is Firstname Lastname, I'm a neurosurgeon.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

...partner of Dr. Nick Riviera?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He used to be, but I got fired for being too competent, now I'm with Dr. Julius Hibbert.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What kind of monster mixes skittles and M&Ms in the same dispenser?

13 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Some men just want to watch the world burn

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as some one who worked in he produce dept. of a supermarket, I used to mix names on wrap all the time, it was great

13 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I used to work checkouts in a bad neighbourhood, we assumed the customers were being dishonest assholes. You bastard.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hehehe. I hated my job, and my boss, so I made it as entertaining as I could. Id watch people at check out have arguments over price

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha ha, I on the other hand, hated checkouts and loved working in produce! I wasn't as evil as you about it though lol

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite part was slicing watermelons with a machete and labeling them coconuts

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This almost makes me miss supermarket work...almost..

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh man, I used to listen to the Red Hot Chilly Papers all the time!

13 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 2

Their first few albums were great. Totally sold out though.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

my favourite next to music ϟ band

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I HAD ANOTHER PAPER JAAAAAM LIKE I DID THAT DAY TAKE ME TO THE BEST BUUUUUY TO GET ME FIXED

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to be a jockey, no really I did and we used to live in a bed, well more like a cot and sometimes we have to put the fillies on paper

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wait a second! Bed Cot Fillies Paper! Red Hot Chili Peppers?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bed Cot Filly Paper. Red Hot Chilly Peppers. *Sigh*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i like you

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Minnesotan that field is a disgrace...

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I saw the M and just got so sad to call that my school

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Apparently it's in Crookston, which means only like 12 people have actually seen it right?

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As a Gopher, ^this.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No it's the university's field in Minneapolis.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're joking right? I don't have a very good sarcasm detector...

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It really is on campus, Downtown Minneapolis

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, it isn't. It's in Crookston. I know all of the fields on campus and this is none of them.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0