RapistOwl
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Jul 13, 2016 10:44 AM
RapistOwl
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ialwaysupvoteShibe
Here we see a Ginger feeding on the souls of helpless children...
DonnieHDabney
He's trying to absorb their souls!
wallace3240
I have brown hair and the kids in small towns asked if they could touch it.The kids were fun.
Zimbabwean
*hadn't... sorry. Unless they're all blind! In which case I take it back.
UnkindledOne
I hope they have nearby running water to wash the ginger off their hands
abensey
"Can we eat it?"
Skeevethegreat
I have so many pictures taken of my redheaded friend in China, back in 2000...
nopehuhuh
Does this give him street cred, since he can (sortof) relate to black people now?
tinyfootprints
Ginger here, with a bushy beard. In China, it seemed that *everybody* wanted to have their picture taken with me.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
"Look mommy! The funny red thing wants a soul!"
kjatar
I was in China recently with long, blond curly hair. I got a LOT of this. It was like being a minor celebrity. =P
NamelessAndrew
...And before you know it, they're gonna start worshipping him as a god.
joshwasnot
For just under a dollar a day, you can help prevent the spread of gingervitis in small Asian children around the world.
SpoilersNotIncluded
I kind of want to do this now. It'll be nice to bring people joy with my hair, rather than just get sunburns.
ForboJack
As a white guys with a natural afro, I know that feeling :D
underlord2132
Red is lucky in China, so it might be a good luck thing. One of my friends kept on getting patted by old women when she lived there.
ThingsAreReallyStartingToComeTogether
Dude looks kind of like the Shermanator
dedradawn
His IMDB page...because you know you're curious (sort of Cumberbatchy): http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0654104/
Duskiewastaken
they don't know about souls! someone tell them! tell them about gingers!
ImalwayslatetotheStephenKingreferences
You know, coincidentally south park joked that gingers AND asians don't have souls.
screwdriverone
6 more souls added. 1.2 Billion pending
Xrayjacket
Oh great, now they don't have souls.
AmounRah
just on his head?
MrDrWatson
Depends on his age.
Babbacadabra
They know exactly what they are doing... http://imgur.com/K96EF20
112864
I was like that, as a blond little guy living in Martinique
LimeMime565
This is how gingers steal souls. Don't be fooled!
Grubenwolf
Ginger tricks children into touching his hair. Steals their souls.
monkeymuffins
Genghis Khan supposedly had red hair...
OptidotPrime
Get a soul, neeerd!
nanotinker
But it orange hair
Sk8erOz
That guy is like 30% of the way to becoming a giraffe
HeatingBlanketsForAll
Just laughed out loud on the shitter
JeromeAlone
#roasted
SpaceLamb
LucasLion
Yes
up2this
Thanks for the laugh.
KoboldMenace
I have the same neck and now I feel awesome thank u
misterdode
Got 4 images away, and comprehended what I read. Nice.
GnomeAnn
Can you explain it to me, please?
Crawley
He'll never reach 100% though. Real giraffes have souls.
thekeeb
As a ginger, I laughed pretty loudly.
TonyBalogna
Brutal
BattlebornLeotards
Red headed pedophiles suddenly travelling to China in droves.
MayRaven
Hey kids wanna see if the carpet matches the drapes?
VulpesAurum
There are other kinds of pedophiles?
Nikolai5
All kinds.