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What a polite monstrosity! But enough about me. Howdy, weirdos!
Excuse me, I need to go out. For.... reasons.
Sweet dreams.
Gandalf already looking high af.
Bless those two idiots.
A few years ago I ticked "Visit Tolkien's grave" off my list. Spent hours just chilling at the cemetery.
If you're brave enough to catch it in a cup in the first place. You do you, I'll panic like a moron.
They never stop, the damn things.
Okay but the post above said "seven meals" and that sounds way better.
Ah, screw it - THE HALLOWEEN EAGLES ARE COMING!
....ish.
Mood.
A visual representation of weirdo and me at one of the 281946 Sleep Token gigs she's booked that I promised to go to.
She's a witch-in-training but she'll get there.
That sounds like a much better time tbh.
Possibly. Maybe. Who knows.
Love doing nothing with my weirdo.
It is fitting, I guess.
Happy whatever-you're-celebrating and stay spooky.
IUsedToHaveUsernameOnce
#5 I mean... If you know what you're looking for a lot of things that can hurt are very easy to make. It's kinda scary how easy it is to make things go boom with high school level chemistry knowledge. Because we were idiots in high school we built a tazer during our electronics classes (tazers are perfectly legal where I was at the time, they aren't where I live now). Got an A, too. Needless to say I know how it feels to get tazed
davefleming19903
#5 best joke in the dump, literally lol'd(sp?) Watched this as an adult while high and the look Cobra gives Stitch afterwards is an animation masterpiece
ImurevJourhein
#3
Quichita
Bilbo isn’t wearing any pants
AntaNce
Booty shorts, you just can't see them under his rad, belted jerkin!
ColonelCasual
#19 how do you pronounce 111st?
davefleming19903
#48 keep the coffin empty and fill the hole with concrete
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
#19 111st
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
#4 when cutting in do you decapitate it?
SupaDBKoopa
#34 moo’d
SlightChungus
#5 I would also have accepted John Wick or Jason Bourne but Stitch whipping that hardcover is just 'chefs kiss'
emmythefox11
#47
fiddlewheelx
#47 not Trump though, we have too much micro plastics already.
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
#7 Oh, I remember having that cover! Not the Soviet one. The other one.
Boolski
#5
Munchman347
#4 Looks like 'Bukkake Night' in Scotland...
AnonOmis1000
#6 I read that as Angron at first and was really confused.
Xeramus
One hundred and elevenst
VibratingNipples
#9 0.25 cent? That a steal
SkeletorOverlordofEvil
#2
Shoutrr
whomever censored #1 can go fuck themselves. You don't get to censor stuff that you didn't make, and if such bad words as "shit" and "assholes" disturb you, then by all means, ignore anything that contains them, fucking prude.
fightfightfightlosewinfight
who cares
Shoutrr
you responded to me, so you care enough, thanks for caring.
JJohnston94
TIL that Russians spell "J" "Dzh".
Ribaldrie
#7 Guillermo?
fromagewit
#33 A doom band, and they put an organ or keyboard on the stage 🤢
RichardHardley
Revicus
#1: Not OP's fault (well, unless by the very slim chance they're the one who mutilated it), but if you have to censor a comic to repost it elsewhere, you should probably just find a different comic to repost.
TheNephilim337
I swear like a trucker, I don't censor shit.
Revicus
No worries, I figured it wasn't your doing!
UnrulyZombieDeer
#34 mood
somecallmetimmmmkay
Yes, yes he preobably did
UnrulyZombieDeer
sometimesarobot
#50 just how old is this picture?
AgainstMethod
First seen in 2007, I think.
rossgw
"Oolong did not balance a pancake on his head (shown below, right) until February 12th, 2000.[12]" https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pancake-bunny
TheNephilim337
Well I recycle, so...
azmariaBaroness
I think I saw it first in 2007 on icanhascheeseburger
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
#12
ElfLordMcGee
You are not alone
LittleChickadee
Her great great grandmother was Luthlien (the elf-maid who chose to marry Beren & become moral, & she looked like Luthien too) who kicked Morgoroth's arse with help of a great black hound. Sauran was an itty bitty nothing compared to Morgoroth, so seeing a Luthien look a like come at him would have made him shit himself
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Ah, thank you.
AyatollahBahloni
thebonesofmyancestors
THESE are the covers to the Lord of the Rings books. All others are inferior! (not really, but they were the ones I had as a kid so I like them best)
E39M5S62
That's the set I grew up on, and the set I have in my library!
AncientMorgoth
And these paintings were made by Tolkien himself ! More of his art here: /gallery/NcxCMYv
Thefsm
I always thought the first one looked like a boob
lenorath
I had the photo realistic one with frodo and gollum. I like yours better lol
Cirq21
These look like the covers of text books.