P50Juan
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Jul 6, 2020 3:44 PM
P50Juan
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/s/
DoNOTunmute
Thanks circle. Almost missed this one
iamthisguy247
Wait, I’m not a surgeon!
DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
I'm not a surgeon so I'm immune right?
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
i didnt know which parts to read since i dont know what a purple circle means, could someone reupload with a red circle
flyingputtanescamonster
I hate breathing carbohydrates. They go straight to my hips./s
neverborne
Ugh same
vingtvingt
CARB-O-HYDRATES. BREATHE EM SPIT EM PUT EM IN A STEW!
neverborne
I cant tell what I'm supposed to read could someone circle it?
Inarticulated
Inarticulated
linearcore
Stop letting him make you realize stuff!
JeffGodofBiscuits
Is this one of those "only 2% of people can read this" things? It causes physical pain to read.
P50Juan
Well, at least it is not as excruciatingly painful as wearing a mask /s
MeCrowPotato
That's right, wearing mask is deadly. ,/s
thesleeve3d
I couldn't go on after breathing "carbohydrates". Yes, inhaling pasta or bread constantly will most likely result in death.
khazorath
That circle helped thanks
ButtersTheCat
Found it! This is the original author, and yes it's satire.
thechelonianshelmet
Though that's satire, you've got dickheads like this; https://twitter.com/AlexJungle2/status/1280235824903344128 distorting facts re masks
namelessfish
I can't see what it's saying without a red circle around the entire thing!
grovberg
Using the wrong “they’re” was brilliant.
HaloandQ
DocFaustus
I know this chick she’s my grand hilarious she has a blog mommy misses day drinking
ButtersTheCat
Her other posts were funny.
DocFaustus
Chick keeps me in stiches. She has bloody Sunday’s (bloody Mary’s on Sunday) where we all get super drunk and riff back and forth
CptBoomBoom
Thanks for the circle. Never would have known what part to read without it.
drduffer
“/s/“ I assume means sarcasm?
sideslide
Hippo laws are really extreme from what I hear.
cbruza
they are. personally, i only protect patient information out of fear for the hippos
SecretAgentSuperBooger
KolgrimLang
Knock knock. Who’s there? HIPAA. HIPAA who? I’m not allowed to tell you that.
briham86
When you violate hippo law so the hippo police come for you:
ImLurkingOnImgur
Do NOT stop to pet this murder puppy. I mean, it is on it's name.
Vacationdad
As someone who works in insurance, violating hippo laws can land you in a whole mess with hungry hungry lawyers
noopls
Not as extreme as bird law though...
charlietrundlethegreat
Hey hey
Piornet
LaffertyDanie1
Can't argue with a man who's resume is a picture of Bruce Jenner
SecretAgentSuperBooger
professorberrynibble
Thank you for pointing out the text with the pink circle. Last time i saw this it took me hours to find the text.
g4rF
Trooth be told.
TharrickLawson
Can confirm. I used to work at a pharma manufacturing site and we were forever having to drag all the bodies out of the clean rooms.
fadingtheory
It's true! have you ever seen an old surgeon? You have? THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE IN ON IT!!
TiredSnowball
My doc is an ex-surgeon. He's too old to practice surgery now, so he just does general specialty "doctoring". Pretty awesome dude.
Tardaesel
Actors, actors everywhere!
JollyWatson
So my uncle must be since he's a 60 year old surgeon
fadingtheory
You think he's *really* your uncle? Fool.
Ragnarshaw
“From an unknown source”
linearcore
ThailandExpress
booploop
THEY ARE AT HIDING IT WITH THEY ARE HIPPO
LeftyLeftLeft
HIPPO LAWS
sirbartonslady
So, uh... the surgeon who repaired my arm 6 years ago is still practicing... is that a body double or something?
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Affablesea9917
Thank fuck someone circled it in transparant pink. I wouldn't know what to look at without it.
ElectricOwl99
Why is this circled
randomname27329
Someone named Bobbi is giving advice? How about fix your name!
P50Juan
Nothing wrong with the name.
Ralvuimego
Dangit Bobbi.
superlite27
Why can't people just cooperate with the authorities and wear a mask like they're told?
illegalacorn
no step on snek
P50Juan
I’m less interested in what the government says and more interested in what the doctors and epidemiologists say.
Whatmoosewetnosecameltoes
The doctors are the authorities. To hell with the government, they’ve screwed this up all along
ropetopus
Fuck "the authorities"; anyone who understands diseases spreading through droplets should understand why a mask helps and wear one 1/
ropetopus
If you need an authority to tell you that when a population wears masks it slows the spread of disease, you're just kinda dumb /2
jewbacca2
Lmao THIS! I assist surgeons and can wear a mask up to 8-12 hours sometimes. Never died.
spug3t
It's the under budget that kills.
Vazzz
Exactly what someone who HAD died would say!
JCBalance
Never yet!
CorvidPrime
We have reached the point where I can’t even tell if the person was being sarcastic or not... I’m guessing “not”, and that makes me sad.
darksamus8
when it got to the "are you alive or dead- now you're a surgeon!" i knew it was satire XD
ChallengerDeep
Observer: "Things cannot get any stupider." Stupidity: "Hold my beer and watch this."
imcurrentlyatabar
“Hold my injectable bleach and sunlight and watch this”
chimchim666
you actually can tell with this one
ropetopus
Poe's Law. I think the author was being sarcastic, but whoever shared it might have missed the sarcasm
mcalcave12
Yeah. What they said.
sakasiru
At this point, I'm careful with using sarcasm because some people are so crazy to adopt it as truth. I'm convinced that conspiracy theories
sakasiru
are a sign of not being able to cope with reality and I don't want to reinforce that.
CorvidPrime
Agreed
TMP5
Not all conspiracies are just theories. Im not saying The moon landing didnt happen or other crazy stuff but look up what cia has been doing
TMP5
Allso, Epstein. That's a "conspiracy theory" I'm pretty damn sure that is a legit conspiracy.
sakasiru
Yes, that's true. But I mean the rise in absolutely bullshit theories and people getting paranoid since Corona.
P50Juan
It’s terrifying.
ButtersTheCat
It's satire. Her page is overall, very pro-mask.
rabbithlon
Oh, I thought the sarcasm was about the circle.
ButtersTheCat
*the author
ButtersTheCat
ButtersTheCat
This is legit sarcasm. I checked.
CorvidPrime
That’s reassuring. Thank you.
ButtersTheCat
The person who shared this might not know it though. I'll find the source...
ButtersTheCat