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Jun 22, 2021 1:25 AM
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GingerLaird
I really wish I could hang out with Keanu Reeves and maybe play some D&D, or something.
GRIDPUSHER
BahamutBBob
My mom used to occasionally ask me why I was being so quiet. I would then ask her if she had ever met me before.
pugcashingout
And that rude person was Albert Einstein
MeatSparkles
BUUULLLLSSSHHHIIITTTTTT
jamesCosmosBaron
Why are you so awesome? "Silence"..... oh I get it!....
intaglioguy
Had a teacher tell me one of our kids doesn't talk enough. I told her, unlike some people, he only speaks when he has something to say.
anitabieror6
agreed
LordSlothaFro
I know this is fake but I ask people "Why do you talk so much?" all the fucking time.
NullW0lf
50% of the time, I say it 100% of the time. - Keanu Reeves
likuidlightning
I ask other people why they talk so much...
Jopler420
i still think keanu would make a great bob ross
YorkshirePudding
"People be like dis tweet ain't fake but it do be" - Stephen Fry.... Possibly
madcatii
"I hate when people ask me." -Me
DangerTrain
I tell people if they ask this, "I don't feel the need to fill the air with unnecessary sounds".
ReclusiveYeti
Stop sharing fake things, let alone from a guy without social media.
totolapse
I'm quiet. Then I go hyper, can't stop, then go quiet again. My mind can race.
Grenateh
I do. People who talk too much are ruder than me asking why they won't shut the fuck up for 12 seconds.
pugcashingout
So now we put no-names sarcastic comments under celebrities Twitter pictures?
Mercurybird
Keanu does not have a twitter account…
MattGlade
Keanu doesn't use twitter. Or any social media.
RealNamesAreNotGreatUsernames
ChaoticSquid
Depends on context. If a random asks then definitely rude but if a friend asks, or you're normally the opposite, I'd say it's fine
dieflydie
HeadJamistan
fuck off with fake tweets
ShamanOfHigh
and also the real ones
AbsoluteThunderMuppet
DnD character idea… a Kenku Bard named Reeves. Only speaks in Keanu Reeves quotes.
30H1PPU5
Going away on a vacation for my birthday to get away from everyone. MIL asks why don’t I call up cousins/family while I’m out there to meet
30H1PPU5
Up. The idea that I don’t want company is just baffling to her. I just want peace and quiet with my husband somewhere far away and quiet!
toogoodtomiss
In old days you'd never go to a town w family there & not try to visit..it was expensive to travel & you had to make best of the chance.
toogoodtomiss
Your MIL is from a diff era,raised by people from an even older era.
CurbYourClassWar
"Idle hands are the Devil's playthings" and all that. Boomers believe introversion or solitude is evil and a call for help.
TheUnstoppableWampas
I definitely ask people ask people why they talk so much. Sometimes they stop when I do. It's often enough to be worth the trouble of asking
MissterE
I don't ask why people talk so much, but sometime I'm hard pressed not to ask *how* they talk so much. So wish I had the gift of the gab.
mastercontributhor
That's rude.
TheUnstoppableWampas
True, but so is yapping at someone you're clearly making uncomfortable, so who gives a shit?
mastercontributhor
Shewy92
Why do people fall for fake Tweets? This isn't even how Keanu would talk
killbrutus
Are you trying to tell me he doesn't sound like an emo 23 year-old. GTFO.
firehawkcultist
yeah a Keanu tweet would be more like "How many lightbulbs does it take to change people?"
PourMeAPuppersPlease
Down vote this post then
Visualstimuli
I mean.. there isn't even a "woah" in it!
darkclaw89
Why do people fall for fake Tweets? This isn’t even how Keanu would talk. -Keanu Reeves
OliverClothesoff70
LicensedAdHominem
I can't grasp why tf even forge a tweet with Keanu. No value gained.
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
Internet points. Use a well liked face with any uplifting quote or comment and let those likes roll in.
glenngriffon
the real Keanu would tweet "Someone asked me why i was so quiet. I told them I didn't want to interrupt their quiet time."
funkyweenus
That sounds much more like him :)
eadanke
They want to share their opinion without having to defend it, since it's someone else's.
LicensedAdHominem
But it's already perfectly agreeable, it doesn't need defense
Mavgurian
Oh, my sweet summer child ...
LicensedAdHominem
It doesn't *need* defense, my poor condescending twit… Doesn't mean *you*, personally, wouldn't feel insecure and waste time defending it :)
CurbYourClassWar
Vaccines don't cause magnetism....okay, and here we go...
LicensedAdHominem
Demonstrating my point exactly lmao. Anyone who'd argue with you would become a cyberbully magnet
CurbYourClassWar
Uhm, are you saying that we should respect the viewpoint of people who believe the vaccine causes magnetism? I...what?
eadanke
Do you mean to say that nobody attacks perfectly agreeable statements, or that there's no need to defend them when they are attacked?
LicensedAdHominem
No need. Those who attack such statements just out themselves as attackable garbage. A bullying freebie so to say
TheDreadPirateJayneCobb
"I never said half that shit." --Keanu Reeves
Tommyboypsp
"Yes I did." - Also Keanu Reeves
iamthisguy247
Dude doesn’t even have a Twitter.
iputmymouthonit
-Michael Scott
pdp1
“Man, those were some really good tacos.” -Martin Luther King Jr.
HeyOP
coffscreek
"Can we talk about your extended warranty" -Keanu Reeves
otiumCatulli
It's always by Keanu as well.
Unravelled
He doesn’t even have a twitter iirc
RevengeOfThePotatomancer
RevengeOfThePotatomancer
(I made a template too, so everyone can join in)
Naid1233
Naid1233
Oh it's apperently not even possible to screenshot a official Keanu tweet since he doesnt have a twitter.. seems like you do need a template
tarquinious
70617373776f7264
Man this Lincoln guy was wise ahead of his time...
reineseele
"Don't trust everything on facebook."-Albert Einstein
thisiscatman
"Where all the white women at?" - Bill Clinton
TheDreadPirateJayneCobb
This one's real though
HandsomePenguin
Even if it isnt an actual quote from him, its still true.
Baltzdelirium
Not for me. I usually comment "dear Lord how are you still talking" or something similar when people talk too much.
DonteHaversham
I prefer to say " better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it." Usually goes over their head though
HandsomePenguin
Yeah, and its still rude... The point is that it isnt perceived as rude when quiet people are pushed for being quiet.
Baltzdelirium
Meh, people usually laugh it off and keep going so obviously not rude enough. Just like quiet people will stay quiet. But yeah rude is rude.
mickison
“I said all that shit” — Keanu Reeves
soulman901
“Be excellent to each other” — Keanu Reeves
ElGalloDeOro
"don't quote me" - Eazy-e
Spicytomataw
Copywritten, so dont copy me - Missie Elliott
imreallyjusthereforthecats
“Woah” —Keanu Reeves
Beyonceuponatime
"Wow" - Owen Wilson
NinjaGrizzlyBear
Sumthnclever85
"Wow!" -Owen Wilson
SirRichardOfHead
"Alright" -Matthew McConaughey
RealNamesAreNotGreatUsernames
"Whoomp" -There It Is