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Compromise is essential
Aug 7, 2017 12:39 AM
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Kignite
A good compromise is one that leads everyone dissatisfied...
Treblaine
Myleftballisrealsmall
Ian maxtone-graham ruined the simpsons
grandmo
"A good compromise leaves everyone mad" -Calvin (via Bill Waterson)
ArchonErikr
Ah, the compromise. The art of making nobody happy.
thecrimsontit
/a/EIMbE
Tassyr
It's not a true compromise until everyone's miserable.
Dolphinsrapedmybaby
so... musical?
dukenukemforpresident
Homer has kids, he's already miserable
Carlitos81
A good compromise makes everyone unhappy. Can't remember where that quote's from, but I like it.
AllCanadianRejects
Calvin and hobbes, one of my favorite ones too /a/PTvfm
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hisholybeardness
You double dipped the chip!!!
KnightRaptor
You double dipping motherfucker.
glassweaver
If we're talking about Congress, I feel like this analogy makes those lizard people look better than they really are.
TanDumpLord
railgap
1% of congress maybe. The minority fresh blood whose souls are not yet dead. The rest are working to make themselves happy.
BlackIC
This is exactly how Congress works.
Idontneedrealfacts
Congress doesnt work
Kyorbi
Thank you. I learned what "double dipping" is today.
ZetaRayBill
I upvoted this comment and downvoted the post. Balance.
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
Funny comment so +1, but double dipping so -1....Alright, we'll call it a draw
trapdoorogre
We'll give him an upvote he won't like.
ShadowScorch
Mooooooooom! OP's double dipping!
Pontation
Coincidentally, his mom taught him that move.
GiantMoron
This is what you get when you let compromise rule. Me for Emperor of Earth 2018! Change, that you have no say in
GodEmperorGummy
*Ahem* ah, the throne is occupied. Sorry.
LickingAssAndTakingNames
Honestly, a benevolent dictator is probably our only way out of this mess
tiarali
Can't be worse than Trump and Turnbull. I'm sure other countries have horrible leaders but those two annoy me the most atm.
Rivalyn
Hey, provide free high speed internet and you'll never worry about sedition
GiantMoron
Fiber and free secure wifi EVERYWHERE! Just for you
notmyfirstrodeo
My army of mechawarriors would like to respectfully disagree. If you beg for mercy now, I might compromise & grant you a swift death.
notmyfirstrodeo
* please contribute to my world domination GoFundMe campaign. Mechawarriors aren't cheap.
GiantMoron
I unleash nukes, a rage virus, and nanobots that consume metals and poop rust. Suck on that Mechawarriors
notmyfirstrodeo
I know you are, but what am I? (Note to self, time to update my goto retort)
CorneliusCornwall
I'd vote for you.
GiantMoron
And i would subjugate you last
CorneliusCornwall
*government mandated blush*
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
That's a hilarious concept. Thanks for the laff mate.