The literal genie trope is exactly why when I mutter "I wish [etc.]" under my breath over something, I instantly clarify with either "no I don't", or a more detailed clarification, on reflex. Well, that and my confrontational and gaslighting parents when I was a kid...
First I'm tearing up from the boy who gets abandoned then adopted story, and then this happens and I actually laugh out loud. Imgur is such a beautiful rollercoaster ride of emotion.
norwad
Isn't that more a tailcock than a cocktail?
dancingbarefootonlego
frischcode
ruint
Not the origin story I was expecting
MRDOne
Definitely some head on his beer.
ElbowDeepInAJedi
He's invited to all the threesomes.
1998wasthepinnacleofexistance
Better out than in? Unless you are into that sort of thing. I don't kink shame.
GlutenFreeCocaineWaffles
The literal genie trope is exactly why when I mutter "I wish [etc.]" under my breath over something, I instantly clarify with either "no I don't", or a more detailed clarification, on reflex. Well, that and my confrontational and gaslighting parents when I was a kid...
Regeny
One B-52 please.
Thesonshade
IrateWolfe
I got a warning for drawing a tower that was slightly phallic, so good luck
SubsyServy
First I'm tearing up from the boy who gets abandoned then adopted story, and then this happens and I actually laugh out loud. Imgur is such a beautiful rollercoaster ride of emotion.
friendsofsandwiches
bickdutt
MAN9000
And with that size, I think one could still have a good time, especially if it's duplicate.
Predacane35
Wut wut
Fhant
A bickdutt.
IceCold01
BaSSHoR
Ahh a perfect score.
Jimmy000000
Imagine how different this would have ended had he wanted a Bloody Mary.
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Sex on the beach otoh...
madjo
A screaming orgasm?
Ihaveafork
A shot
MeanWinchester
A blowjob?