Be Careful What You Wish For...

Jan 30, 2024 9:11 AM

Unanaxios

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It might come true

Isn't that more a tailcock than a cocktail?

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Not the origin story I was expecting

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Definitely some head on his beer.

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He's invited to all the threesomes.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Better out than in? Unless you are into that sort of thing. I don't kink shame.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The literal genie trope is exactly why when I mutter "I wish [etc.]" under my breath over something, I instantly clarify with either "no I don't", or a more detailed clarification, on reflex. Well, that and my confrontational and gaslighting parents when I was a kid...

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One B-52 please.

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I got a warning for drawing a tower that was slightly phallic, so good luck

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First I'm tearing up from the boy who gets abandoned then adopted story, and then this happens and I actually laugh out loud. Imgur is such a beautiful rollercoaster ride of emotion.

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bickdutt

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And with that size, I think one could still have a good time, especially if it's duplicate.

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Wut wut

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A bickdutt.

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Ahh a perfect score.

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Imagine how different this would have ended had he wanted a Bloody Mary.

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Sex on the beach otoh...

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A screaming orgasm?

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A shot

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A blowjob?

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