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Jul 11, 2020 9:09 PM
Imjusthereforagoodtimesofightme
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kingoftribes
Shit man, I'm native american and they even keep track of my blood quantum. Its on my i.d.
chuckitbuckit
Solid point....
AndrewCanadian
"The Covid-19 vaccine will have a tracking chip in it" - He says as he types furiously on twitter on his cellphone.
Quetzalcoatl93
Triumphtt600
This is the truest point I’ve seen anyone make yet.
Shockandawmanwasthatdissapointing
Can we stop turning imgur into Facebook. I left Fb bc of stuff like this
IntergalacticChrist
YO.
suddenlysalad
The Government has my Birth Certificate and every detail about me. The Government needs to get it's shit together.
Sugarcrotch
you mean the information they assigned you they already have it?
tyepicify
Why does no one care that the US government can now look at your browsing history without a warrant now.
Sugarcrotch
what are they gonna do throw me in prison for reading science journals about giving rodents hooked drugs.
nostradumasss
They also buy devices that are always listening to us...
Sugarcrotch
nah thats just a tool for misdirection so noone knows they are crying on the couch in the underwear
Aquilarden
The funniest bit is all the things they talk about could be done 100% openly with far less effort or resistance. They talk about tracking >>
Aquilarden
>> or killing people. Well facial recognition/surveillance cameras and shooting people do those way more effectively.
Forgotmyoldaccountbutohwell
I dunno why that useless response wasn't cut out, but.
Sumtinstink
Only thing about the mask I don't like is that I can't carry my gun while wearing one. Because it is a felony to do so.
MoonMoon89
We have internet connected microphones in our houses and walk around with GPS trackers on our hips, but the VACCINE will have us chipped...
TurtIeproof
And people don't even mind that 100% of their electronic communications are wiretapped by the NSA. Freeeeeeduuummmmbbbb!
jethroismaxbaer5772
How can you argue against conspiracy when they substituted tin foil with aluminum foil?! My hat is useless!
TheMoest
I believe anything is possible but putting a chip in the COVID vaccine is hard to believe. We have cellphones they can already track us.
NoOneLikesYourSelfies
Veterans who refuse to wear masks are just laughable. Nooooo don't let government control you, it's not like the OWNED you or something
NoOneLikesYourSelfies
They*
cantthinkofaclevernameatm
YO.
Mithi
She is living up to her name. Geistreich, German for witty (literally rich of mind/spirit)
theanonymousjohndoe3
Yeah without a mask I can't help but spit all over everyone. 1.5 million people died of tuberculosis last year, did you mask up for it?
Quizz25S
All it is is adult temper tantrums masquerading as anti-government bullshit.
sj2890
Truth
LionSundress
I work for a government department, security questions are always fun. "you guys know that?"
license2kilt
Just becauseI agree with this wholeheartedly doesn't mean I need to see it on the front page every three hours.
gregariouslouganis
My MIL thinks we will all be in hijabs and burkas because that's the next step after masks. She isn't welcome in our home right now.
Draketeeth
That was something going around on facebook: "First this" a woman in surgical mask "then this" a woman in burqa. Like, no?! Dumbdumbdumb.
gregariouslouganis
Yes that was the thing she shared. She thinks this is part of our rights being slowly stripped away.
CrazyCatLad
It's like that meme from recent. "I lost my aunt today. She's not dead, only racist."
IHateToTurnUpTheVolumeOfMyTvBecauseMyCatIsSnoring
My mom said the same thing the other day...
gregariouslouganis
We tried to give her a social media intervention and news source lesson. It didn't work. I hope you can get through to yours.
btwfact100
Haha... thanks Obama.
ProfDangles
StalkerMagnetxx
It's funny to me that the conspiracy theorists aren't stoked to wear masks because of the way they interfere with facial recognition.
Zaayl
Apparently if you really want to fuck with facial recognition, Juggalo facepaint.
kyyyyyle25
We should just leave it on during our new driver's license photos. For those of us that need to renew. Its only sanitary to do so right?
filben7
Conspiracy theorists are too stupid to realize they are being controlled by the government as puppets.
Sugarcrotch
some are smart. but the smart ones and stupid ones are boring as fuck. find a tweaker whos been up for 5 days they are the greatest
filben7
Which is about the most world class irony possible.
1992BMW525i
My mom thinks COVID-19 is a hoax to teach AI to train better facial recognition software. Why create a fake pandemic to force people -->
1992BMW525i
to wear masks to train AI when there are societies that already wear masks as the norm? Conspiracy theories make no sense.
MCNewYorkLives
It's actually because the face masks have built in QR code scanners to scan our faces while also collecting our DNA /s
zzpacksmasher
Careful, now a whole bunch will start saying that in a serious tone. These people are too dim witted for sarcasm
Sugarcrotch
wheres the problem with that?
Hetrax
The problem here, is you’re applying actual logic to the situation XD... I agree. Doesn’t make sense!
PerpetualExhaustion
That’s because it’s not about any logical consistency, it’s about actively going against the norm. People like that have built their entire
PerpetualExhaustion
Personalities on thinking they understand the world better than everyone else. Their egos are so week that even when they are told to do
PerpetualExhaustion
Something that’s common sense, they have to go against so they don’t ruin the fantasy of being a rebel. It’s a sad mix of Ego and ignorance.
Zeddicuszull
People that are weak to conspiracies are like that because they are extremely unsure of their own anxiety and controlling their own
Zeddicuszull
environment. A conspiracy gives them a means to take action and own some part of their life that they can control. As such, their ego
Flortzweich
Wait, so we just need experts to come out and say things like we are requiring everyone wear tin foil hats and enforce it for them to stop?
Sugarcrotch
the tin foil hat is a joke right?
PerpetualExhaustion
Weak*
zzpacksmasher
This is how i have always explained it, as well as it's usually people who lack a community opinion of commercial and financial success.
zzpacksmasher
More directly it let's them blame their life on an outside force, therby avoiding the accountability of their life.
Imjusthereforagoodtimesofightme
I been thinking how easy it is to rob places now actually lol
Sugarcrotch
i think its more the 6ft thing that gives you that extra sec to shoot or bounce if another customer wants to be capt save a hoe
pattyymac
Well... now... you're on a list. Whoops! /s
ChodeChodington
And buy alcohol underage
Ikebee
Someone jacked my friends car, security cameras didnt help since the guy was wearing both a hoodie and a mask.
MrPuckett
Waaaay ahead of you
TheOtherPenguin
You... you already robbed stuff? ... get anything good?
MrPuckett
I've said too much.
alittletime
You certainly have committed a robbery, your account stole my heart
Frio937
Make sure you use a VPN and not connect via facebook on imgur. Yarg, off to do more piracy since Netflix/Hulu are cracking down on shared ac
stormNoodleMagnet
rmsrmsrms38
Masks are a conspiracy by the Knights Templar who are trying to enact a New World Order by using Autism to cause vaccines which will...
rmsrmsrms38
...allow the drones to put floride in out toothpaste to make sure that the Pope can work with the Illumnati to start 5G technology which...
rmsrmsrms38
...will allow the chemtrails to make frogs gay so thst the vampire intelligence on the dark side of the moon can order pineapple pizza and..
rmsrmsrms38
...NASA Can finally rule over us because they are under the control of the United Nations which is led by Tupac (he is not dead).
GetInLosersWereGonnaDoScience
SoupForMyFamily
rmsrmsrms38
BaBaDuuk
What fucking peasant level conspiracy theorist forgets to mention the British royal family are lizards and they killed Diana cuz she was blk
stankginchfurbuger
That's commonwealth conspiracy theory. In USA, they are more about the federal reserve, gold standard, demon possessed, muslim antichrist
Sugarcrotch
the kind that throws tea off of boats
SpotlightStealer
Everyone knows the royal family is lizard people. That's not a conspiracy theory
vingtvingt
Hol up. Knights Templar NWO?! I thought it was Hollywood Jews bringing the NWO. Now I’m lost. Explain..???
badmusicpuns
I think a lot of people are sick of all forms of control including ID etc. the mask is just another item on the list
GetInLosersWereGonnaDoScience
But yet they push for voter ID?
badmusicpuns
There’s not just two ways of seeing world events.