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Feb 21, 2017 10:58 PM
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PunkRockNavyDocSupreme
I hate people that are happy about being broken up with, if the relationship was that bad, then you should have fucking ended it yourself.
casualquartermexican
Next time rib eye! Nice op
FatboyRich
You’re doing the right thing. Eating a favorite meal after going thru an ordeal is always a good reward.
CarrierHasArrived725
Congratulations?
donttouchmyapples
at least you left your tips on
Shakakel
Missing whiskey..
JimmyGoldeneyes
That looks fucking amazing!
roger8the8pigeon
Didn't read the full stop, thought you had nice GF and where celebrating something. Big love
BillNyesPenis
What kinda cheese is that on your tater?
zipfel73m
she left... why are you still having vegetables?
TheBengalKatLady
And enjoy every bite without any lip from the ex.
willywollywoo
fuck that bitch
LCPLunderground
Perfect meal. Sorry, man. Seems like you're handling it well. Always wondered how guys deal after.
weeshful
why didn't you leave her if it was so bad?
TheDairyPope
Because sometimes you hold out hope that things will get better, then in the big reveal you find out how little they really think of you.
SinisterStingray
Bone-in. Bless you my, son.
captchatypingrobot
That comma placement makes me uncomfortable
GreenlsNotACreativeColor
Read it as "Gf left me a celebratory dinner." I was like for what??
LoveladyLite
I'm a hetero dude, but if you cooked that.. I'm down to clown in pound town.
littlemirrorsatourfeet
Those veggies look amazing
Shephed
Your pee is gonna smell weird tomorrow!
ImaLittIeTeaCup
"At least you left the asparagus tips on." - Gordon Ramsey probably
thisisgettingannoyingalready
*celibatory never mind; I'll see myself out.
AllHailScience113
Futurama fan, based on your username? Sorry to hear ya got dumped too
GoDownOnHer
That asparagus looks good as fuck btw..
GimlisaurusRex
Girlfriend left you a celebratory dinner?
bananapeel
Gordan Ramsey would probably ship you.
magila
I call bullthit. No woman ever leaves a man that can cook. (I'm a man that can cook who definitely deserves to be left)
aBadDrawingOfAFishEveryDay
And if it's not salty enough just lean over it for a while.
dammitLetMeLurk
Your fish drawings belong in a gallery, don't let anyone say otherwise.
JamesBanksForPrez
Here's you're debut bro, just wait for the upvotes to roll on in.
TearsOfTheTyrells
Your posts took me beyond the levels of increased exhaling through my nose. New fan right here.
thejigster
I may love you
hiimhar
Love your fish drawings!
TurkeyHole56
Your fish drawings are abysmal. +1
BigRoBaggins
strengthandhonourff
Holy shit, you're not wrong!
Cremecheez
So... you single?
secretoaster
Looks like he's gonna be double in little bit if he keeps eating that good.
BerntheVote2020
orbobb
poor kid.
ohlabb
And...can cook?
BuckeyeBTH
I reserve the right to judge @OP's cooking based on the doneness of that steak
AdrianKousari
Go for it
PrincessConsuelaBananahamock
https://media.giphy.com/media/10SSIOHA0mVJhm/giphy.gif
sdwiredude
That steak probably fucks better than my ex
satansspicybutthole
Please don't fuck the steak
Shakakel
... do it ...
sdwiredude
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orbobb
at least the steak is warm.
thevortexmaster
Hey! Someone that actually has a starch and a vegetable on their plate to balance the meat. Good job from a chef!
captainpenny
Grilled asparagus is absolutely amazing.
whatupmyknitters
tasty now, stinky later.
thevortexmaster
Love it!
Monkeyfighter
I'm one of those weirdos that prefers brussel sprouts to asparagus. Either way, still healthy!
thevortexmaster
I love both!
thecoolestcat
Today I ate Italian sausage, rice and broccoli. I guess I really am doing something right
thevortexmaster
Yup! I had pork chops, goat cheese orzo and spaghetti squash
whatupmyknitters
i had tacos.
whatupmyknitters
oh shit i just realized it's tuesday too yessss
thevortexmaster
Nice! I'm gonna do burritos tomorrow. I worked in a Mexican restaurant for 15 years and owned It for 5. My favourite food!