PART2

Mar 26, 2014 12:33 PM

CairyHunts

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There you go OP delivered, check out part 1:
http://imgur.com/gallery/4eXN3

I hope you guys enjoyed it and as always I would love to see your weaknesses and if requested, a part 3 with all of them compiled together :D

When walking on the side of the road he instinctively puts himself between me and the traffic, so as to protect me from the cars :)

12 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

My hubby does this and it's absolutely the best!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's an old, chivalrous thing to do! It's so rare to find one who'll do that! I agree about it being so sweet.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I like when my husband is doing dishes and I can just kinda walk up behind him and touch him wherever I want.

12 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

You could have stopped at "doing the dishes" lol helpful guys are the best

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Amen to that.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a guy, I love when a girl just randomly hugs me from behind while I'm doing something

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

As a woman, sometimes the boob bump is intentional, sometimes it's just because boobs get in the way and we no longer give a fuck.

12 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

As a woman with big boobs, yes! I knock into things with both my boobs and my ass! Lol!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Always the latter for me

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reading! Seriously. When they're all really into a book, watching their expression change and them be all engrossed. Sexy as fuck.

12 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

My boyfriend loves watching me read because I get really into it and forget he's watching, I'm also a book thrower and pouter.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

(I'm bi, hence "they")

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Uh, hate to burst a bubble, but the "shoe dangle" is totally to air out our feet. Heels get sweaty o.O

12 years ago | Likes 238 Dislikes 8

And I tilt my neck and rub because my neck hurts. Just because it wasn't the primary reason doesn't mean someone can't find it appealing.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

For me mostly because I regret wearing the damn things and am wishing I'd put on comfortable shoes

12 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 3

sshhhh

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think guys are probably less deterred by things like that than you'd think :P

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Having your feet by our heads during sex makes us associate feet with sex.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

And if you're already into them, it's that much better. Especially if she knows it, and is turned on by it. Hnnnngh.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doesn't matter, still hot. And unless you're talking an obviously offensive stink, then there's no problem in that department.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No bubble bursting there. I have no idea why anyone would that remotely sexy.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

Drink much? :D

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

yup. it is to help prevent stank foot from happening.

12 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 1

read that as shark foot and i am now disappoint.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

stank

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Some of my flats just kind of slip off the heel when I have my legs crossed.

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

yeah, it is definitely not always intentional!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

When a girl hugs me from behind. My heart melts so much that clean up is requested in aisle me.

12 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 0

Oftentimes I'm afraid to do this because I don't want to make the guy feel emasculated... it's usually a move guys do to girls, you know?

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Personally I believe outdated notions of gender-stereotyping be damned. It feels lovely.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes but I still love it. Just like it's fun for us to be little spoon once in awhile. Also, if a girl takes charges in bed, god.dang.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

then i'll do it!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

when girls laugh without a filter, it makes it seem like theyre enjoying themselves more and there's something attractive about the realness

12 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

If i clap my hands like a seal and can't breath, you know I'm having a great time.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

When he holds eye contact with me and smiles while we're talking. English instantly becomes my second language, after animal noises.

12 years ago | Likes 257 Dislikes 3

I think a guy said nearly the exact same thing on Part 1, -animal noises

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

OMG this. I have an (attractive)friend who makes total eye contact when he talks and im like LOOK AT YOUR PHONE OR SOMETHING SOI CAN BREATHE

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Animal noises that are cute. <- Yes

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same. Prolonged cheeky eye contact, makes me quiver!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I have asbergers, and I've never been comfortable looking people in the eyes. Except one particular person, for no apparent reason.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have it too man, I've gotten over it. Just find the cutest girl you know and ask ONE question. Look into her eyes for the entire answer.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't decide if you mean suggestive purrs or just random uncontrollable squawks, either's fine in my book but I'm curious.

12 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Dolphin squeaks.

12 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

All I can think of is Hudson Hawk

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

When anyone does that thing where they laugh really hard then get self conscious and cover their mouth, don't do that I love your laugh no

12 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 0

Does this count when guys do it too? My SO says she likes it, but I think I sound retarded.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It does believe me

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(Not sexy but turns me on)

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I do that...but only because my teeth are all jacked up and they show when I laugh..so I cover them.

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Me too! I hate guffawing with my teeth sticking out there all unladylike.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Exactly!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a dude: hell no. If you're happy and confident enough to laugh completely openly regardless of how it looks/sounds...God damn.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You haven't seen my teeth, bro. Frickin' monster teeth over here. No way to be confident with that.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fake confidence, and eventually it'll come naturally once you've realized that there's nothing to feel self-conscious about.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do this because my really uncontrolled laugh is like a foghorn and people make fun :(

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

A unique laugh is sexy!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about the subtle public masturbation?

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Only on ...erm....hump day.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can instantly melt for a guy when he talks back to my cats. My ex had whole conversations with them. Super endearing

12 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

goddamn i'm so single

12 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 2

I feel you

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We are legion, we are many.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When we're cuddling and shes on top and ends up falling asleep. It's like having a super warm and cute blanket.

12 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

dayum you must be a good cuddler if you can get her to fall asleep that fast

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

THIS is the best part of cuddling, my gf feels bad for falling asleep but Idc i watch her and just fall more in love

12 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

AwwwwI'msosingle

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

RIGHT. I usually coerce them into getting on top somehow. ahaha

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I 100% agree. No need to feel bad

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

http://imgur.com/lt40cAs

12 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

TIL a chipmunk is sexier than me.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well yeah

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When your partner says they are lucky to have you

12 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 2

I think that is so sweet!

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Talking about something they're passionate about, you can see them getting really excited and the look of happiness in her eyes, just wow

12 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 2

I went to a speeddate thing and asked "What's the coolest thing that you've done lately?" - instantly spot the awesome passionate ppl

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

so much this!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yes! I don't understand computers but bf is majoring in CIS and when he talks about work/school stuff he just looks so happy :)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I went to a party once. Beat everyone at Smash Bros, and got the phone number of the hottest guy I've ever seen. For winning Smash Bros. lol

12 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 2

A super attractive dude asked for my # because he saw me touching up my red lipstick then grabbing my Game Boy Color from my bag (?!)

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

lol that is awesome.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how you win a man's heart. He's falls for you because you falcon pawnched his heart into love.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

<3

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When my husband laughs at one of my stupid jokes. They are almost always silly or corny but that little chuckle makes me want to pounce him.

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

ohmygosh. i do corny jokes all the time at work and the guy i like always laughs and thats my exact reaction too!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When my wife makes that slight squeaky noise when she stretches while arching her back. Have to reach over and grab a handful every time.

12 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 2

"grab a handful" I like that. Gon' go grab me a handful o' woman.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you're talking somewhere loud and he leans in close to say something into your ear... nnngggg. If he smells really nice too, I'm a goner!

12 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 1

I do this to my wife, but I don't have anything to say, I just brush my lips against her ear. Guys, do this. Trust me.

12 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

As a woman... Guys, DO THIS. Trust me.

12 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

As a man who's had as many relationships as Leonardo DiCaprio has had oscars, trust me!....

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Do this. You'll win an Oscar.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

dear god this is the most accurate thing I've read on this website ever

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Oh gosh. And then his breath very slightly moves your hair and it tickles your ear. I can't handle this.

12 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

^ this

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I like guys who smell nice.

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Ugh. I'm borrowing a sweatshirt from a guy who smells really good. I'll give it back. But I don't want to.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't lie to yourself: you won't give it back. It's okay, if he knows any better, he'll already know this!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, I will. I don't take other people's things. Once the smell is gone it's useless to me anyways.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for honesty - I think deep down I knew that was the reason for getting them back. Now I can sleep well tonight.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'M SORRY WHAT?? IT'S SO LOUD IN HERE!

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Hahaha

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love it when dude's trace shapes on my back. GOD DAMN IT GIVES ME TINGLES.

12 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 2

that's like my favorite thing

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

dudes as in bf? or just dude friends?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably not dude friends unless they wanna turn me on

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How girls feel when they take off their bra-

12 years ago | Likes 776 Dislikes 4

I've never seen anything more accurate than this!!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this is glorious because, YES, absolutely! haha

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Oh god +1, that's so true.

12 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

When someone asks to do something and the bra has already come off...its not happening!

12 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

LOL. Or like this, minus the blood and what not...http://media1.giphy.com/media/m12GiqBQywgbS/giphy.gif

12 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

So very accurate.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Depends on the time of month :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From your boobs!? Mine are firm and swollen during that time, never bleeding lol :P

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Minus the blood? That depends.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

What..the...I don't even...*I need an adult*

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Running down stairs really fast with no bra on- ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

curse you and your big boobs!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just hold them. Haha

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I laughed so hard holy shit

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

such boss

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gangster as shit?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CORRECT.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always hear "Freedom" by Aretha Franklin playing in my head when I take that sucker off.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Bowss

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

How it feels to chew 5 Gum

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Is this the fat black guy with pointy tits?" *checks picture "yup"

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

what like a black guy ?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

saving

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EXACTLY UGHHHH UPVOTE FOR YOU SARA +1

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are bras really meant to be that uncomfortable? :( Modern day corsets!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bras are great. If they fit. Many women wear the wrong size bra. A well fitting bra takes time to find, but it's worth it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, custom made corsets that fit can be really comfortable. Mainly it is all about having the right size and model for your body.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like when guys are shy or nervous about something instead of that cocky false bravado thing. Makes me want to cuddle them so hard.

12 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

<----- winner.....constantly nervous ...!! :P

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I think step 1 has a play here. I was nervous for almost two decades. Didn't really work out. :P

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Or that thing when they have an Imgur username similar to yours.

12 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Dude...this is so awesome, let's be friends.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Done. We'll trade books back and forth and start a book club that is really nothing more than an excuse to get together and drink heavily.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Those are the best sorts of book clubs.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A kiss on top of my head or forehead. If a guy does that I am dead in love with him & and I want to thoroughly fondle him.

12 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 1

Agreed. It's just so sweet.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Seriously. Somehow it makes me feel protected.

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

That's how we mean it!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Boyfriend does this before we go to sleep along with brushing my hair back. It does nothing but make me feel safe and protected :3

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yes! Exactly that!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My boyfriend always kisses the top of my head because I'm so much shorter than him, I love it!

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

That's always been what gets me. It's so cute.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Sigh! Love that!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When dudez gently grab my face with both hands and do that... come to mama.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Forehead kisses are my jam

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Question, how do you even get to that level of contact with a guy when you aren't in love with him?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have lots of close male friends who kiss me on the head or my cheek as a sign of affection. Purely platonic.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I smooth my dress/skirt when I sit down so it will still look okay when I stand up. Did not know it was thought of as sexy. Good to know!

12 years ago | Likes 767 Dislikes 3

I do that to double check that my ass is covered...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was told it keeps your skirt from wrinkling.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a guy, I think its because you're touching your own butt in public when you do it. Guys tend to notice stuff like that.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

user name sinusrhythm, description: lifesaver. nice.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

100% definitely is

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do it so it doesnt ride up when I sit down...

12 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 1

Me as well.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

use it well. it's a lethal weapon.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Basically from my understanding, girls acting naturally, without paying attention or putting in effort (putting on a show) is sexy to guys.

12 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

^ this

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I guess you're right.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yuuuup

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im confused how the "shoe dangle" is sexy. Do I do this? SHould I be doing this?

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Might just be a foot thing, but to me it also shows contentment. Nervous, bad mood, etc. tend to be toe tapping.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's also a part that you generally don't see, movement catches your eye, if you take care of them it looks soft and the curve of the...

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Lost my train of thought, what was I saying?

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

From comments I've heard while wearing a kilt, this one also works fro guys, it just happens less often.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do it so that my bare asscheek doesn't touch the chair.

12 years ago | Likes 220 Dislikes 0

Hi, Emma

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hi!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Yes thank you

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

when i discovered that miniskirt girls' asscheeks touched chairs i had a genuine erection. that was not much time ago

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you had me at asscheek

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

you had me at meat tornado

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And bare didn't phase you?

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And now one of my highest scoring comments contains the word 'asscheek'......

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

swimming in vaginal fluids well damn... gotta try that one.. i just need a house of my own.. and a gf -.-'

12 years ago | Likes 611 Dislikes 8

I thought that said "and a gif" and I was thinking "man I don't want a gif of that"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm married, and it would legit work on me. Like, if hubby came home and followed that script, and I'd take him on the kitchen floor.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My favourite was said by Ed Byrne - "Deep fried in fanny batter!" giggle everytime I hear that one :P

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you come home, roll up--damn it, 140 characters. If you CHRUYSUYTRYHTYHASHHIYMTVTLOASHLASDCWYBTTMSICSYSMAUYS I'd be your girlfriend.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Deal.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also helps to know how to swim...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Don't forget a life vest, you know, so you don't drown.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

First you get a swimming pool full of fluids, then you dive in it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...Bonjour... It seems we have a common goal of finding someone. :-)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

indeed :D

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

and Hi btw ^^ how very rude of me xD

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Step 1, be attractive Step 2, don't be unattractive Seriously though if you want it bad enough, you'll get it. :D

12 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

*if you lower your standards enough

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your user name is your fetish? ;-)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why I don't have a gf yet! I thought Step 1 was to cut a hole in a box!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i know but buying a house is so expensive :(

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Thankfully, hookers are cheap.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT POKEMON! *runs away crying*

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Step 3, make sure not to marry her.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Hate all you want, one day, you too will understand the Lesson of the Jar.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When someone talks to me

12 years ago | Likes 281 Dislikes 2

I know that feel bro

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone in this library is staring at me thanks to you.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This should be top comment.

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

I agree.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

hi!

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

H-hi...? um... I haven't done a lot of this...

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

NOW KISS.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*argaflargablarga bluhbehlbehl*

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't talk much either, I sure do type a truck load though.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This... this is awkward >.>

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

nuuu keep talking

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can stop replying if you want x3

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love it when a guy unconsciously drops a word or phrase into a normal convo that shows you he's intelligent/well-read. Articulate = sexy.

12 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

I read this and all I could think of is the joke about a girl being "resplendent"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha, yea I know, hence why I put the 'unconsciously'. You can't push that kind of thing, it's gotta be organic. Or else it's just painful.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha, yea I know, hence why I put the 'unconsciously'. You can't push that kind of thing, it's gotta be organic. Or else it's just painful.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and if one is not this "articulate" you speak of, what does one do then?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Start reading more. as much as you can. the verbal repertoire (to steal dylantheninjaturtle's turn of phrase) will come soon after!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If one cannot count an impressive verbal repertoire among one's gifts to the world, one must simply reflect upon and refine other strengths.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

very eloquently put Sir or Mam

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

indubitably

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, all of your comments... This is so much better than 50 shades of grey.

12 years ago | Likes 732 Dislikes 5

50 hades of sexiness.. Damn, women need only to exist and that's sexy enough. Or not exist, if necrophilia is your thang.

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

You need to exist to be dead.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It doesn't take much. Sweet Baby Raptor Jesus that book is atrocious

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

This was your plan all along, wasn't it?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should do unattractive things next:)

12 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Damn you OP now i want a SO

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love these... for me... I'm a coffee drinker and my SO is a tea drinker. But he surprises me with a cup and it's always perfect.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, it's so sexy when someone uses your name in conversation. I don't even know what it is. I can't help feeling blushy...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

While I enjoy all of this, it just makes me extremely fucking sad because I miss a lot of this as I am just getting out of a relationship.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When they open their hearts and tell me their deepest worries. Also when they let me open up too. Just such an instant connection.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I find this post offensive as someone who reads a lot of erotic fiction.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everything's better than 50 shades of grey

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

was ready to downvote because i'm an asshole but won me over. gg, OP.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

OP-I'll humble myself if you do another post. As a lefty, left-handed women drive me nuts. I don't really know why. We're unique I guess.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you are doing a part 3-

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My boyfriend drives a manual sports car and when he takes me for rides on back roads and is shifting and speeding threw corners and has

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the biggest grin on his face, my panties come flying off.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

MINE! DO MINE TOO ALSO PLEASE POR FAVOR! :D

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That isn't saying a lot, 50 Shades kinda sucks.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

50 Shades of Grey is a shitty book.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

wow i really hope i find someone soon... i feel attracted to writing on a screen right now

12 years ago | Likes 1614 Dislikes 4

I know the feel, bro. finding a guy on here is like trying to find a tall cute needles in a hill of other needles

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know those feels, I have been alone far too long myself.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hello

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hi?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What in the actual fuck are you doing alone. Like damn girl you are super cute now go out there and get somebody.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

cuteness is not everything... i know i am fucking adorable but that is not enough to keep a man

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok....ok as a guy we don't normally break out the bigger words, but you are beautiful in all seriousness

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thanks.. lies.. but thanks

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

ok ok what. not even why would I lie? seriously I can't even I'm not sure what to say to try to prove to you that I'm not.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So, you're a ginger?.. Why.. Hello there.. *wink wink nudge nudge*

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

your american?? ahaha so far away

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sup

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a book lover, details in writing urn me on anyway.

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

As a book lover, do you you get papercuts often?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not really, no.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, so you're dead? You are now ashes?

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

...What?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You said it "urns" you on.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OH MY SHIT. I MEANT 'turn' oh my god oh my god

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Haha! Awww, okay I should add one to the list. When a girl is super flustered or embarrassed. Cutest thing ever.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I hate making typos. My keyboard has been sticking weirdly asdkfansdl;fknas;dlf kjust l;kjasdf;lkfuckfuckfuck

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah me too, just got rejected by my crush last week so this makes me feel lonely.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll Never Forget You, Cheese!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*hugs* i know them feels

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As they say, prepare your inbox. You'll find someone, don't worry :3 I joke about being FA but I'm sure I'll find a girl, just not today

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Prepare your inbox, love.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

one message... meh! my inbox was prepared

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Same here. Who are these people who are attractive to other people? :( Apparently I'm so goddamned ugly no one has asked me out.

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Or you're an idiot won't realize for another few years. YES I SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE HOW CAN YOU TELL

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, what Azarie said. Also, you might just be normally attractive and not giving off any signs of interest.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I am 23. I am told I am pretty all the time...someday soon I hope to have a first first date

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, all of these are missing step 1. Be attractive :/

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Exactly. Attractive people rarely have the problem of no attention, but end up with the problem of too MUCH attention.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I WOULD SEX YOU

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

You don't even know what I look like! :0 But thank you, random stranger!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YOU PROBLEM YOU HOT PIECE OF ASS. NOW YOU HAVE A GREAT FUCKING DAY.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i have an ugly personality

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or you are so attractive they're intimidated! :D

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I hate this excuse! I believe that if u like someone tell them show them something. I haven't had a guy ask me out in years. :( I'm clueless

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Well if your in the south east Michigan area I would be honored to take you out for a nice dinner. It is always nice making new friends.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Aww, I'm in arizona. But thank you so much.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There needs to be some asking out done for anything to happen. Maybe you should ask someone out. Just saying :).

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sadly most guys I find attractive or either gay or taken. Found a cute guy at archery league and he had a ring :( Many tears.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I don't know you or your tastes, but believe this : if you're not aiming for a "perfect guy" you will find someone.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not picky :) I'd be fine with 75% of the guys I see, but sadly the only ones who seem to be interested are guys 40+ years older, or (1/2

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess what I'm saying is I'm fine with most guys, but I won't settle for a guy I don't like just to have someone.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

guys with horrible hygiene/desperate/PUA type guys :( I'm not looking for a super hot guy. I'm fine with 'average'!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

im fly, im pilot

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The one that really hit me hard is the sleepy voice :) That always makes me melt when a girl is sleepy and falls asleep with me :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha, me too. Sexy imgur post is telling me to date again.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just know that you are not alone.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right there with you. Single since 2008.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Teddy Roosevelt Cheers buddy, I believe in you :D

12 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 2

Wifi must have broken. The SO download has been stuck at 50% ever since that hardware malfunction in the heart a few years ago.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you will it , it is no dream, Dude.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i believe in evidence.. there is no evidence in my life that suggests i will find any one hah

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bf1t1DtIgAA0bbu.jpg I find this helpful I hope you will too.

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

that was brilliant.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"And that's why I kicked him out of Art School. You're welcome, Germany."

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That's a great quote OP, thanks for sharing it :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's beautiful :'D

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

its ok i dont need help.. i need cats.. lots and lots of cats

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Have you tried looking on lonelygiraffes/social savanna yet? I'm sure you'd find plenty of people that like cats who'd be happy to date you!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So I stalked (upvoted your submits) you a little bit, and ... you'll find someone very, very, very soon... you're like ... HOT as fuck!!!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1