The Only Trial I recognize 

Nov 21, 2017 7:03 PM

TheFolkman

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Looks like he has the makings of a stealth archer.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Friend showed me this video. Some of the stuff he was saying was whacked and so his he as he plays the system too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the girl next to him just casually nodding

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am the living man. This is a corporate fiction. That flag is the jolly Rodger and you are acting as one of their privateers.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would have been funny if she had replied: "I'm sorry sir but we are not in Skyrim."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Geezuz this is vintage af

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am the natural man.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Is there a link to youtube

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/fpZBiN_w1os

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh, it’s a whole GROUP of lunatics!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Shame he didnt actually say any of those things tho

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/zuy_2Cq8HAA

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Regardless of what 'Living Man' ultra Libertarians think: that's not the way living in even a slightly communal human society works.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He's a moron "sovereign citizen."

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

Maybe, but if he wants to live off 100% off the land and fish to stay alive I say let him. He isn't hurting anyone.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

He also drives all over the place without a license or insurance.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

(1/2) That'd be fine. However, as Preditco pointed out they refuse to get car insurance or vehicle tags, or drivers licenses.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

(2/2) ...or follow other laws. And when stopped they're prone to violence, including deadly force.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They should have obliged him. After all they get to pick the “Champion” he would face. Probably would have been worth the $25 he owed them

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And then he would have turned around and sued the city after he got his ass kicked.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...and then he turns out to be some kind of closeted psychopath that partakes in daily powertools gladiator-style fights in the back of his>

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

car shop. Demolishes his opponents, goes on to rise to President. Appoints his rusty chainsaw senator.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the 17th Amendment would like a word with President Power-Tool Psychopath and Sen. Chainsaw

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How'd you know my pro wrestler name is "The 17th Amendment"?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could only see this as a vast, vast improvement.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you fool, you can't request a trial by combat on a fine lower than $100

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These people are funny in the "wasting cops time just to get arrestes over not providing ID" and thinking laws dont apply to them

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And then the Bailiff broke his collarbone and all was well

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am the living man ect ect

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Skyrim belongs to the Nords." - this guy probably

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Takes an arrow to the knee

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The lady beside him nodding like “yup it’s about to go down”

8 years ago | Likes 320 Dislikes 2

"Fuckin' TRIAL BY COMBAT, Judge! What are you gonna do? He's serious!"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As though this is normal

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I mean, they work in a municipal court. They've probably seen everything

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To be fair, one should be able to request a trial by combat. It'd give people a job of being the state's champions.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but I don't think this is a trial, just an administrative hearing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sir, this is a Wendy's drive-thru

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"Uh... RANCH. SAUCE."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very well, the state calls Alistair Overeem.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

today's Overeem or UBERreem?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

State mandated steroid warrior would be an interesting sight.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He shouldn’t have “request” it, next time demand.

8 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 1

"I didn't say it, I declared it."

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

1. Grant the trail by combat 2. Get capt. Planet to whip his ass for littering. Check and mate.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

But then Don Cheadle will turn us all into trees. D:

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please let this be real.

8 years ago | Likes 1219 Dislikes 8

It is real but the "trial by combat" law was repealed several hundred years ago.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

But it's not real. This guy was in court over a fishing fine in the US and never requested a trial by combat

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpZBiN_w1os&t=431s

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

W.. What? You think he was acting?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, dammit.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ! An hour and a half later And I am back. Lead me down quite the YouTube rabbit hole there bud

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Where did you go?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You're very welcome.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is actually quite good.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes, this guy is for real

8 years ago | Likes 373 Dislikes 6

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Idk about the Skyrim references, but yes, this is real

8 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is the living man.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Also $25 vs £25.

8 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

"SIR, please just pay the 25 pounds" "YOU HAVE TO KILL ME FOR IT!"

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

-Socrates

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've seen the original. Everyone in the video was American. I'll try to find it and report back.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

This says it's a "minor motoring offense" while the gif say "littering": no mention of Skyrim, either: I think the captions might be fake.

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Doesn't say it's the same case.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well then we're back to square one on the "did this really happen?" question.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone told a lie on the internet? You think they'd do that?!?!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was for fishing without a license

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Seriously. I recall watching THAT video but not that article posted

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once had a ranger land a helicopter in a field to check my groups' fishing licenses. They take that shit very seriously.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

THAT MOTHER FUCKER STOLE MY SWEETROLL

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

@CasumWallum I got you fam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpZBiN_w1os&t=431s

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Anyone know what happened after this?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love how the Judge just ragequits and leaves

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It is and it's glorious

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its real and its on Youtube and its really rather weird.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please please please

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have to go to court next week to get divorced. I can make this real if you want.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not really, he is a lunatic. aka sovereign citizen (google it). America, you got some problems there.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I am not your corporate fiction!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

god i hope so

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Actual quote: "I was willing to fight a champion put up by the DVLA, but it would have been a fight to the death."

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

LoL

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What he is saying is not but he is the natural man. You should go look up his court case. It’s amazing.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Guy has a sound legal defense odd and hard to disprove and ungodly expensive for the courts tp refute.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I️ love that he walked out of the proceedings in the end

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Nov 22, 2017 6:47 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

He did he said he was foraging for food.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Another insane Sovereign citizen that wants to make shit up

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 8

Except he won

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 22

No he didn't.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nope he got to sit in jail actually

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He was fined an extra 200 pounds, and assessed costs of 100 pounds. 25 pound ticket turned into 325 pound ticket =/= winning.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

This is from the US he wasn't fined pounds it was a $50 I believe fishing without licence. This video is old.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This guy's in Montana. The gif's conflating a nutter from the UK and one from the US. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpZBiN_w1os&t=431s

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yep, I noticed that as I read more comments in this thread. Thanks for the link, though.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Except he didn't and has never won in court, for the many times he has been there. You're a feckin' idiot, as is he.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

You can judge intelligence behind a single comment? Have you seen this video on YouTube? He walks out the girls walk out.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The rest of your comments are ample evidence to your lack of intelligence

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes proof he didnt win anything. Thanks.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

False.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

True in the YouTube video I haven't seen any other part what was used to make that gif.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No idea what you thought you saw but it's false in reality..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sovereign citizens don’t believe they owe anyone anything, such as paying rent or getting drivers licenses. Plus they are a bunch of dicks

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Idk about that but he is being charged with illegally fishing while he is arguing he has the right to forage for food to stay alive.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

He was fishing in a lake that is stocked with fish. Hence the fishing license fees. He doesn't want to follow the rules like everyone else.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

If he had stuck to that they would have let him off. But he sailed off into "I make shit up and pretend its law and I don't have to do what

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

anyone says yadda yadda yadda. "

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They are absolutely a bunch of dicks, can confirm. Also that's fine, but if he comes down from his hermitage he plays by our rules (the law)

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

He doesn't. Three Forks Pond is stocked w/ carp/bass/panfish at taxpayer expense. They have the right to assess fees and he stole from them.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you think this is silly look up Sovereign Citizens movement in the US.

8 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 2

This video is actually from a "sovereign citizen" trail, Text is fake.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Everyone remembers playing SovCiv Trail in computer lab at school.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

unfortunately, my trails always ended with... dismiss-entary? fuck it, I tried.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something something, ford the river... admiralty court.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whoa. I️ declare expatriation

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is that?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think that the whole SC movement is being perpetrated by auto glass shops trying to drum up business.

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

oh lol lol lol

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Much like "free man of the land" in the UK. Utter imbeciles

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

Check Reichsbürger, that is the crazy german variant.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I remember my professor explaining that. "You know cargo cults?" "Yeah." "Imagine that, but for law." "Jesus." "Yeah, s'pretty fucked."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I LOVE that shit. "AM I BEING DETAINED?!" Warms the cockles of my heart.

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 4

And I, the heartles of my cock.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

*sound of car windows being smashed*

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

"I DO NOT CONSENT!"

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

hhahahahaha i forgot how good that was

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That judge even looks like the thalmore

8 years ago | Likes 848 Dislikes 1

Fuck the thalmor, but also fuck Ulfric. He's a racist that's causing skyrim to be divided. He probably also wants an expensive wall.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Savage. Accurate, but savage.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obligatory Fuck the Thalmor

8 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 1

the Thalmor outfits look kinda nice, on me and my private army

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Have you heard of the high elves?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

Chomp

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, but he does get around to the cloud district... oh what am I saying? Of course he doesn’t.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, we know what the thalmor are...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Not sure why you're being down bored for this reference https://youtu.be/qN80_7rNmcE

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Voted*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0