Boomzsplat
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Feb 12, 2022 10:47 PM
Boomzsplat
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2035
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chevymonster
FUCK YES ! Suck them titties!
dumblastname
imajustheretolaugh
It’s an informational film. It teaches you what not to do when sleeping over a friends house
Oscarwildebastardson
Yes!!!!
fstngutz
How much do clothes cost in the matrix?
AtsaMattaForMe
AtsaMattaForMe
lookatthisphotographeverytimeidoitmakesmelaugh
80thousand85
I had a dream last night, that i was a snake slithering through the grass...
PineappleLoopsBroether
Good things are coming… good things.
blevins113
“avoid his tea parties”
Hutt1818
“It’s for you. I think it’s the devil”
ifteguy2
"I'm too high to drive to the devil's house."
Harryteeters
anotherusernamed
1lightlyfriedfishfillet
Fuckin sweet car
redline9gz
“I can’t believe you came on my mom.”
S117MC
People will bow to it
FrankHorigan
That’s f..kin creepy
tacoperrito
How much do clothes cost in the matrix?
PineappleLoopsBroether
…. How did he SEE me?
jasonboison
Error error
pfshfine
You're fuckin' weird.
FelineFatal
Many laughable quotes. "Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era?"
Seggs
"yea, that chicks pussy smelled like the great depression"\
BannedGeek
Yes. Unless you're a robot. With a robot vagina.
phukerstone
yes, very much so.
cactusjuiceitsthequenchiest
You know what else you're not gonna get, party pooper? The Colonel!
PineappleLoopsBroether
Sucks to be you, nerd!
frankenmullet22
I recommend watching with robot eyes and ears
WhatIsMyPurposeHere
TheMaXX37
As somebody who has spent probably 100+ hours on a DDR machine in arcades, this is HILARIOUSLY accurate! :D Ty!! +1
Chattafaukup
did he hit that gangnam style for a second??
break7nine
This precedes gangnam style by a few years.
Chattafaukup
yeah, thats what makes it crazy. Thats why i pointed it out. Totally before its time.
pjm82
High score? What does that mean? Did I break it?
FranksGotBoils
We don’t have dance dance revolution…. Sooo your dumb
Krashtestdummy
Zephyr86
I LOVE THIS GIRL!!
Apeofdeath
My favorite scene
magphoenix
Under cover mockingbird
DonWrigley
Push it real good
Shickzilla
PrizmRed
Nescobar Aloplop
fullmetalstark
His beef strong
PossiblyNotAGoblin
https://imgur.com/d1hVoU9
Mathman85
Nice
jwillr86
Easy pothead I'll get you your fix
Datsinginguy
I uh.... I could watch some more of this...
awwwhellnah
i can hear my hair growing
PineappleLoopsBroether
If I knew we were having company I would’ve ‘trimmed’ my antlers.
FranksGotBoils
Oh shit, I gotta go, I don’t have antlers do I?
PineappleLoopsBroether
The gesture on his head sold that one.
chunkylover73
You’re spending our rent money on Filipino hookers?
BannedGeek
You're a hooker!
Youreahooker
You rang???
chunkylover73
They’re not hookers, they’re “massage therapists”
InvaderTaco
Yeah they'll massage your cock for money
pontoonofshame
Do you guys have a bathroom here? Or do I have to shit in a plant?
BentwanJameson
Thanks, Guy-blow
jasonboison
Omg you hooked up with Charlie Chaplin
pontoonofshame
Gave him a handjob. He didn’t stay silent for long.
jasonboison
Lol enough jokes time to go watch it
krugle
I enjoyed the shit out of that movie, as a teenager. Take from that what you will.
OfficerBob
Now I feel old man, thanks for that.
jasonboison
I still enjoy this movie
thevortexmaster
I was mid twenties when it came out. Still loved it. I still do hahah watched it not that long ago
UnruffledTruffle
I'm thinking of getting metal legs it's a risky operation but I think it's worth it
FranksGotBoils
Are you afraid of it. No I just don’t like techno
rockhydra
Yes. Hell yes. Get the smoking vase too
AtomikMolotov
You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever.
imsurroundedbyassholes
Lamp
rockhydra
I LOVE LAMP!
rockhydra
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Its great!!! Someone on here posted this when Betty White died saying they loved her in the movie..it was gone 10 minutes later lol
FinkeLisEinhorn
I can hear my hair growing..
AdamLevine
Hahaha that's not betty white though
HumanFromPlanetEarth
ModernTenshi04
I found a continuity error here. When he puts the tray in the oven there's a banana on it.
HumanFromPlanetEarth
"I don't know what you are but I'm gonna fuckin eat you too!"
asmasm
So quotable. Only movie I've seen more times is 40 year old virgin. You're getting a lion?
MaximusPrime4444
"Dude. You can get past a dog, but nobody fucks with a lion."
ItsTwoRaccooooons
Don't judge me monkey.
OrokuSaki52
DRIVE MONKEY DRIVE
HuckNRoll
Your ass is tanner than my face
OneCraftyHooker
*robot coice* adios turd nuggets (my brother and I say this to each other a lot)
nicknacksnackpack
She didn’t invent the blow job, but she did invent the finger in your ass while getting blown
onlyawfulnamesleft
So she is a pioneer.
D1rtyh4rry666
“Where do you get your weed?” “You Dante” “oh yeah, my Cheezle - what’s up? “
JerkFace4U
You know what else you don’t get? The Colonel.
SimpleMan79
My beef is Strong!
BentwanJameson
No Doctor, your beef very wrong.
JuanaRIP
Do you want ice cream sandwiches? They’re on whole wheat with lettuce
W4RG4ZM
You've never heard of a dog?
Craizie
You can get past a dog. NOBODY fucks with the king of the jungle.
Seotasr7
Where do you get your weed from? From YOU! Mr. Cheesul! Lol
AssapoopshitsMassachusetts
Your bed is a car. Ya a fucking sweet car!
asmasm
Be prepared, the acting is BAD (except the grandmas and nick swardson, whose character is nick swardson)
darkhalfbreed
To be fair, the mock videogame is better than most mock videogames in entertainment. Especially at it's time
StarscreamAndHutch
My doll is a whore.
asmasm
You gonna self park your bed?
iquestionthepinappleeveryday
Do you often go to Happy Madison films for high quality acting?
asmasm
Yeah and this is Happy Madison without the A-list "talent" lol
iquestionthepinappleeveryday
Shirley Knight wants to downvote you so hard
asmasm
She's not in the happy Madison stable
TheExpensiveBikeRide
I am a robot! I have a robot vagina!
oldmanwalker
I had a dream last night. I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea. And then I dove into the ocean... And I swam with the dolphins.
2Used2bUseful
Omg i forgot about this part ?
oldmanwalker
I was two animals joined as one... which meant - good things are coming. Good things
OneCraftyHooker
I am thinking of getting robot legs... it's a risky operation but I think it will be worth it.
Vicissitude
I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck.
AFrugalMoogle
I quit fuckin months ago
phocalpoint
I'm not brown, I'm bronze.
PineappleLoopsBroether
I want you to take the Frankenstein shit, the deer shit, the green monster, the bling AND the bling-bling... and roll it all into one joint.
CorkyAbby2
Should have worn a condom
Seggs
so who else wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era?
MyBallsTouchTheWaterWhenIPoop
Her pussy smelled like the great depression
therenee
High score! What's that? What does that mean?! Is that good? --- this one we use in my house all the time
AFrugalMoogle
Did I break it?
UpvoteTotem
You can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.
nicknacksnackpack
It smell like Cyprus Hill concert in here
RockettttMan
Came for this comment
PineappleLoopsBroether
You forgot smoking lamp! ….. i’m sorry, was that expensive piece?
OneCraftyHooker
I don't rent to this type of people
Tom8os
“I don’t know what you are but I’m gonna fucking eat you too.” I use this one almost every time I grab leftovers
DanielGayLewis
Bro you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion
Nobanob
YOU CAME ON MY MOM
Tom8os
Adios Turd Nuggets
ryansmVillain
How much do clothes cost in the matrix?
OneCraftyHooker
Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!
HackingSecnd
That's true, kid.
ididntpoopmypants
Are you serious? I think you fucking shattered it.
NeutralAsToMarmite
Someone ass getting laid TONIGHT.
2Used2bUseful
And there he was...the king of the fucking jungle! So I ran inside and called the 5-0
Willowknowsall
Nobody fucks with a lion
DannyRoss5
You can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.
FranksGotBoils
You forgot smoking lamp! *throws bong at his feet*
LariCheltsy
I'm way too high to drive to the devil's house
Dondarian
We'll go to the Looney bin together. I don't give a fuck
Vortex153
Dude, your ass is tanner than my face
austinwizardforhire
This shit is bronze
UltraLincoln
So real talk, did the monkey actually drive the fucking car?
DisplacedAnger
DRIVE MONKEY DRIVE!
Deadmanwalkn
Green screen but fun fact, it tries to bite the main actor at one point. I believe they left it in the movie
UltraLincoln
Lol, I mean in the movie universe did a monkey drive Alex and Dante to Brainasium? Not surprised about the biting, though
Deadmanwalkn
Ah then yes, monkey drove
decarnatedame
I once gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob.
DoNotForgetMyName
Was he silent?
OneCraftyHooker
Shit's weak
phocalpoint
Wizzeak
MAJORFusterCluck
Space shuttle
PooPculture
....how did he see me?!?
capnyesterday
therenee
Love that one
austinwizardforhire
My favorite: "Dont you answer your phone? I've been calling for half an hour."
austinwizardforhire
"Oh I'm sorry, I was putting up my Christmas tree."
austinwizardforhire
"Dude, it's July."
phocalpoint
It is?
austinwizardforhire
"Get the fuck outta here, it is?!"
austinwizardforhire
"And why are you naked?"
ProtoSynnic
YOU'RE a hooker!
OneCraftyHooker
You forgot smoking lamp
ProtoSynnic
You should never throw a bong, kid
ClevrHandle
I used this one all the time growing up. Lol
Youreahooker
Yes?
ProtoSynnic
The legends... They were true