Scumbag fly - rimgo

neighbabe

fuckin' right!?

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doctruli

Fly shaming

9 years ago |

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ensensu

Get a plastic bottle, cut the top third of it off, put the top into the bottom section with the open mouth facing down. Add water and meat.

9 years ago |

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theonemarcusbob

Meanwhile, as you have the door open trying to get it out, 3 of his buddies fly in.

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BeatYaToIt

thermotaxis and chemotaxis my friend. your room is warm and smells like food

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Sirsir94

Or how they repeatedly fly in front of your face when you're minding your own business, then magically disappear when the swatter comes out

9 years ago |

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kazimooniboy

Open patio door, fly/flies will sense the air, close the door after they land on screen, open sliding door a bit and screen door, bugs leave

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joeyjojojuniorshabbadoo

https://youtu.be/zieqD5aa8nM

9 years ago |

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thedissident

Well their brains are the size of a pin tip so give em a little slack.

9 years ago |

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randelung

Statistics is a bitch.

9 years ago |

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weaponspc

'Scumbag Steve' Lives on!

9 years ago |

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Vexilaris

If you leave for a vacation or something during winter, turn off your heating, kills em dead

9 years ago |

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cousteau

Is glass transparent to flies? They should make glass that looks opaque to insects (opaque to IR or UV for example)

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cousteau

(I don't know if insects see IR and/or UV; this was merely speculative)

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Caspooky

It's probably because of visible light itself which makes them fly in windows, so you'd have to make glass which also we can't see through

9 years ago |

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cousteau

Well, if a human saw a red-tainted glass, even if transparent, they'd probably… um… yeah that wouldn't work. Maybe drawing patterns.

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cousteau

http://ionabio.weebly.com/uploads/2/1/9/8/21984380/821217.png On second thought, if windows had UV patterns bees would try to pollinate them

9 years ago |

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Caspooky

Just gather enough bees and there won't be any light coming through the window! :D

9 years ago |

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beabetterhumaneveryday

Turn off the lights and the fly will go toward the light source. Works like a charm.

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dopey

Works for small birds too (happened in my classroom)

9 years ago |

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JosephVissarionovichStalin

Set the house on fire. Works like a charm.

9 years ago |

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TheOlsenTwins

That shit rarely ever seems to work when I try it. Great in theory, terrible in practice. Motherfucker turn straight lazy. Don't pay no rent

9 years ago |

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cometeunmoco

Doesn't work for me either. Even at night.

9 years ago |

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NinjaWolf88

What about during the day tho? Does it still work???

9 years ago |

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RedneckYokelFromBeyondTheStars

Thanks for this!

9 years ago |

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thatwoodguy

Used to do that in living room except with one lit candle. I love the smell of burnt fly in the evenings. Smells like victory

9 years ago |

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MrPhuckett

but what if it's day time?

9 years ago |

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Wubalubadubdub7

I've had great success with a blacklight.. they seem to be attracted to it? Do flies see in UV?

8 years ago |

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Beyondhelp13

So which way is out again... v

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HillOfBeans

v

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Kittypurfect

This guy is beyond help.

9 years ago |

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kgburden

I swear I've seen this movie. What is this?

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ranhalt

You mean the original The Fly?

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