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First of all, I am a proud Southerner.
I am by no means a stereotypical Southerner, but I am very proud of where I from. I was born and raised in Mississippi, and I believe with all my heart that the south is an amazing place. I would also like to say there is a HUGE difference between being proud of where you are from and being a racist nationalist for a country that doesn't even exist anymore, but we will get to those people later.
I wanted to start off by saying that the South is no different than anywhere else. I've travelled a lot all across the country and I have met all sorts of people. There are ignorant people everywhere, and there are also brilliant people everywhere. I doubt that is a unpopular opinion, but the popular one seems to be that there are a lot more ignorant people in the south than anywhere else....I can't disagree. As much as I would like to I just can't. That stereotype is 100% correct.
These people exist, and they are sadly allowed in public.
These types of people are very very real. I've met people like this. I am related to people like this. They exist and they are horrible. These sort of images are typically used to depict rednecks (a term not at all considered an insult to most southerners) but that isn't right. My father is a redneck, but he isn't ignorant. He is a tolerant, educated man who just so happens to love trucks, camo, and guns. His only flaw in my eyes is his attraction to the rebel flag, but we will get to that later.
These people are despised by every other living human down here. Typically we just call them white trash, and they are they WORST individuals. These are the people who perpetuate racism. These are the people that cause our test scores to be so low. These are the people who fuck their cousins. They are a very real problem, and they are the problem with the south.
Gun nuts. Gun nuts as far as the eye can see.
I love firearms. I collect revolvers and lever action rifles and I own probably 12 guns myself. I don't own them just to exercise my second amendment right or anything like that I just really like guns. I don't consider myself a gun nut because I don't particularly care about guns. If something ever happened to change the laws where I couldn't own a firearm I would be upset, but I would respect the law and that would be that.
I own one pistol for personal protection (had a scare about a year ago where I was almost mugged) and no more. I hate the people who behave like it is there god given right to own a AR15. It isn't. It is your constitutional right and that is it. I am not for gun banning, but I am for stricter gun control especially concerning mental health evaluations before owning a firearm.
There are without a doubt people down here who are crazy gun owning maniacs, and I whole heartedly believe they are dangerous. This is another stereotype that is without a doubt 100% correct.
Not everyone is like the people above
There is only stereotype I hate. It's that we are all ignorant knuckle dragging racist. This is a photograph of William Faulkner, an Oxford Mississippi native and one of the best known American writers.
Now I am not saying that a lot of Southerners are brilliant writers. Most of us art brilliant anythings, although most people aren't, but my point is we aren't all ignorant. Some of us are caring, good hearted individuals who would give anyone who asked the shirt off our back. Most of us are well educated, with pretty much 90% of the current generation getting their high school diplomas at least.
And religion, at least in my state, isn't a commanding factor in the schools. Creationism isn't taught and evolution is. Most of us really don't give two shits what your religion is. Just don't go on and on about it and we will not either.
Illiteracy isn't really a thing
Even the mouth breathers like I described above can most likely read. I am not sure where this super popular assumption that the south is full of illiterate people came from. Sure, a lot of people down here are not very well read. Most people struggle with correct grammar as well. However, pretty much everyone is able to read and write at length. In my whole life I have met three people who could not read, and all of them were in their eighties or nineties.
This flag is really popular.
First of all, this is not the flag of the Confederate States of America. It is technically the Army of Tennessee flag, and a similar perfectly square flag is known as the Army of Northern Virginia battle flag. The later flag was what was flown by General Robert E. Lee, which is why it is pretty much used throughout the south as the rebel flag.
Before I explain why this flag is such a huge deal down here I need to be clear. I fucking hate this god damn flag. I am not a citizen of the CSA and I never was. I am a US citizen and I am pretty fucking proud of that.
Anyways, this flag is popular in the south for one major reason. The North tries to tell us it shouldn't be. As long as I have been alive my dad has never flown a rebel or state flag outside our house, but in early 2016 a lot of places started taking down the state flag. So next to our large metal flag pole dad drove two pieces of PVC pipe into the ground and hung both a Army of Tennessee flag and a Mississippi state flag on them. Now he isn't really a racist guy and I really don't think he cares at all about the outcome of a war from 100 years before he was born, but he really really fucking hates being told what he can and can't do.
I think that is most likely how southerners have always been. Stubborn and rebellious. I believe two things about the civil war without question: One being that the politicians at play only had one thing on their mind, slavery. Two being that a lot of people who fought for the south didn't give a shit about slavery, but really fucking hated being told what to do.
This flag is way more popular
If you are ever in the south do me a favor. Find a house flying a rebel flag in their yard, and then see if an American flag is being flown as well. Chances are it is and it will ALWAYS be flying higher. I have only ever met one true CSA nationalist and he was a dangerously racist man, but in most cases Southerners are incredibly patriotic. To them the rebel flag is a sign of the rebellious southern attitude, but the American flag is a sign of the men and women who die every day for our freedoms.
There is one last thing I would like to say, and I imagine it will sound a little pompous but I'm saying it anyway.
I feel like everyone else in the country looks down on us and makes fun of us for no good reason. I've met a lot of people from all over the world who have moved to the southern US, and they all say we are some of the kindest people in the world.
So I just want to speak on behalf of the entire half of the country that is south of the Mason Dixon line for a minute.
Regardless of how all of you talk about us and how all of you criticize our culture, everyone will always be welcomed with open arms should you ever find yourself down south. No where else on earth will you be broken down on the side of the road and not only be helped getting to town, but be fed on our dollar if you will let us.
We really do love everyone, even the yankees.
Sincerely,
The South.
dootjaypeg
I'm from AL and been asked some funny shit while up north. My favorites are "do you ride cows to school?" and "first time in an elevator?"
nipplepanties
I realized I had a very active prejudice against the south and then I realized it was actually just white trash. Mid west if far more racist
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I hate white trash people. And they exist in every state.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Anyone with additional questions, hate to fling, or love to spread is welcome to inbox me if they don't want to comment
GunstarHero
My wife went to college in North Carolina and I loved visiting. Place just felt friendly
Placentaur
Makes me want to do a post on Florida. It's definitely in the south U.S., but somehow not southern.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Florida is our penis. It is down there but it behaves a lot more like it's controlling our head.
yourcleveruser
But @op you didn't even talk about how we literally stab each other over BBQ (mustard base bitches)
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I myself don't like bbq
yourcleveruser
How can you even say that? That's like saying "I don't like wine." There are so many types of sauce/seasonings/meat/cooking combinations!
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I don't like smoked meats.
yourcleveruser
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
shimey
+1. Thanks for helping me acknowledge and start pushing out another prejudice/stereotype.
orangesandalwood
As a fellow southerner, I approve this message.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I am so happy with how this post did. A good discussion does the heart some good in days like this.
yeezyseasoning
I have to disagree that nowhere else in the world will you be helped and fed if you're broken down. Other than that thanks for the good read
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
The Constitution doesn't give you the right to own a gun. It declares the government doesn't have the authority to take that right away.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Well I believe my point was made all the same.
VioletPulse232
I'm a southerner living in Ohio and damn I am proud of my roots. Yes the south has its flaws, but sometimes it's a nice place to be.
KCBeard
I grew up in Ohio, and one of the kids on my school bus had a Army of Tennessee flag flying from their house. We're pseudo-southern.
mikeatike
The south can have Ohio.
TheManFromIdaho
Nice post. I can see how it can be frustrating when so many negative things are said about your home.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
We just sit on our porches and drink our sweet tea. Ain't no skin off my nose.
FroogleApollo
"Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!" -Yoda
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
It is both a mudhole and slimy because of constant 100% humidity.
Armored0Titan0
It's just hot soup for like 8 months straight.
JCooper094
Georgian here - swamp ass is real.
ProfessionalJalapenoWrangler
My brother
haquie
South texan we don't really have cold but duct tape balls are a real thing here
Ravie422
I currently live in Utah, number 2 in dryness, I envy your humidity.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Oh fuck that. Come get the shit.
HighImpactSexualViolence
Please. Take it back with you. We long for the dry like a starving man longs for sustenance.
FakeNorseGod
As a brit living in Kansas can confirm usa flags everywhere.
mrmartini
Just in case you get lost or think you accidentally wandered into Denmark.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
EroticZombiePants
Kansas is considered Midwest, not South. During the Civil War, they were a free state and not a slave-owning Confederate state.
FakeNorseGod
Fully aware of where Kansas is and the history. Just saying that the usa goes crazy for flags.
EroticZombiePants
The irony being that most US flags are made in China. The military gets them local, but stores likely got them from overseas.
tempuslynn
I've had people in CA tell me I sound intelligent for a Southerner. I don't ever know how to respond to that stuff.
RetConMan
"He's so well spoken!"
highreacher
tell them to eat shit or fuck off.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
just say "aw bless your heart. thank you."
ZetaRayBill
I always tell em they sound smart for a Californian.
PaulSmackageFromGrapevineTexas
They sound stupid for Californians.
almostsomething182
I met 2 californians on a cruise (we were all young teens) and they thought Texas was nothing but ranches. I don't even have a drawl
LordNoodles
Californians are something else. That weather or the drugs cooked away their brains.
almostsomething182
They were nice people, just ignorant :) they learned that when they landed in Houston
stickemwiththepointyend
No matter how hard we try, some will never believe that we aren't exactly the stereotypes have learned. It sucks, because we are mostly >
stickemwiththepointyend
Kind, decent people. Tennessee is my home, and I love my state even if others don't.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Amen.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
its not unfounded in the south
stickemwiththepointyend
It's not, because I know people that fit nearly every stereotype. I just wish others didn't think we are ALL racist, ignorant, and so on.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
right? Its tough but i don't guess it matters too much because we have sweet tea.
stickemwiththepointyend
Literally just poured myself a glass, gotta have my sweet tea!
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I hate bad sweet tea. A curse on all of the houses who make bad sweet tea
Hypnomoose
As a Texan. I completely agree with your "the south doesn't like being told what to do mentality" thing. It's fucking rampant.
redbaronshotsauce
I mean. Neither did the slaves that was kind of the whole point on why we stepped in.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I mean, on one hand i really really agree with it. On the other that is the flag from a time in our history that basically set us back 1/2
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
development wise 50 years and It pisses me off. 2/2.
Armored0Titan0
I get how you feel about it, but can you at least agree that aesthetically it's a pretty neat design?
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I mean yeah but still lol
RoyBattysDove
I wish two things about that flag: 1) everyone would know it's not the official CSA flag. 2) the rest of us would stop flying it.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Amen
Bbbrrr000ccckkk1
Does it really matter what its original meaning was? I mean Swastikas were originally a Buddhist symbol for balance.
RoyBattysDove
Yeah but nobody's throwing around a statue of Buddha as a symbol of hate. Either way, touché sir.
mordrul
The Constitution does not give anyone any rights. It delineates areas where the government is not allowed to tread. Rights are inherent.
GoRunGoHide
I completely agree, however in the venacular "constitutional rights" is frequently used because it is a short phrase that is easy to say
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Man I feel like you are trying to say something related to my post but I just can't pin point your reference.
trandyr
He's saying rights are inherent to us as conscious beings, the Constitution just recognize and protects them.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I understand this now. Thank you though!
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Im waiting on an explanation man
d3matt
Most of the founders believed that the rights we have are inherently god-give, not given from the government. This is an important (1/?)
d3matt
distinction because if our rights come from the government or from the constitution then the government could at some point decide (2/?)
d3matt
some rights are more important than others or that we don't deserve certain rights anymore. Many of the founders thought that the Bill (3/?)
d3matt
of Rights wasn't necessary because of the implication that the power belonged to the people, not the government. (4/4)
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
"It is your constitutional right and that is it." -OP
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Ah I see. Call me a fool i suppose.
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
Nah. Just pointing a misconception a lot of people have. As if the Government deigns to allow us free speech or freedom of religion. When in
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
reality many contemporaries thought the Bill of Rights was extraneous because it only stated the obvious. Nowadays people don't think that
Dayrest
I think the problem is the politicians you let speak for you. They paint you all in a bad light.
HurtYou
I live in Michigan. My rep is an idiot. Hopefully we can fix that this time around.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I fucking love my governor Phil Bryant, but mississippi tends to do alright on politicians.
SheepdogsInc
Some great ones, Trey Gowdy, Jim DeMint, Tim Scott, Niki Haley. Some real bad ones too...
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Mike Connor for one
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I am super happy this is my best post.
MuayThaiKitty
As not an American, you should be proud :) You've gotten people talking and gave some good insight into South USA, I'm glad to be the wiser
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
thanks you!
Unthinkable
Louisiana lady here ! Hi neighbor you forgot to use y'all !
almostsomething182
As a Texan, i love that this post is doing so well. It explains the south without getting too far into how diverse it is
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I could do 100 more post going into specifics.
DrkLng
I recently left my home in Utah to spend several months down south, mostly Louisiana, and I can pretty much confirm all this. Fun times.
Sandrilene
The illiteracy thing comes from the fact that Mississippi is pretty much always ranked last or second to last in quality of education.
Bbbrrr000ccckkk1
To that point its really easy to say that someone has to be last but when you look at the test scores they're really far behind.
ShaydeLiger
Well...kinda the whole bible belt ranks lower than the rest of the country
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Ah i didn't think of that. We can read, but fuck our education system is shit.
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MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Also the blues of that area.
Sandrilene
Yeaah, MSMS teaches classes other states can get normally at home without needing to go to boarding school and your regular schools are..sad
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
yeah its tough.
Sandrilene
As a side note, I'm not from MS but my boyfriend is.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Oh where in MS is he from?
KyleBeach
And yet anecdotally speaking, the dumbest, most illiterate guys i've ever met are from chicago and other run down cities up north. Even many
KyleBeach
of the country hicks down here are usually fairly well spoken but just have such a damn drawl they could sound stupid reading a dictionary
KyleBeach
flawlessly.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Hey. Our drawl is sexy.
KyleBeach
Preach
CarpeLiam
Your food is delicious.
calichillionaire
This.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Your welcome
CaboosetheteamkillingFucktard
*you're. Sorry.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Well ain't I perpetuating stereotypes.
2BearsHighFiving
What state? Im here in AL
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Brother!
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
MS
lyinglions
Cornbread dressing, not "stuffing".
Ussmak10
Yes it is!
RednapxpandeR
And that's about it
PaulSmackageFromGrapevineTexas
Biscuits and gravy
SterlingValor
I'm from Georgia and I agree that being told what to do means we'll just do the opposite, even if it's detrimental. Also, fuck Sherman.
mrmartini
I grew up in Sherman's home town in Ohio. But I didn't go to the school named after him, I went to the other one ... does that help? lol
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
FUCK SHERMAN
SheepdogsInc
I'll third that and raise you a Fuck Grant.
LoneDirewolf
You're not kidding about the flag. I see some almost daily
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
for what those people look like i refer you to photo #2
eromitlab
I drove through Chapel Hill, TN not too long ago. The quantity of rebel flags blanketing the main road bordered on scary.
stickemwiththepointyend
My neighbor has one draped across their front porch as I type this. *eye roll*
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
well, there is one outside my house right now. Its that ole "stop telling me what to do" mentality.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
btw my dad hung it outside not me.
stickemwiththepointyend
I don't mind it so much, except that from what I've overheard from his LOUD phone conversations outside, it's definitely meant to be racist>
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Yeah fuck those guys.
stickemwiththepointyend
And two houses down from me is a Guatemalan family that recently moved in. Unfortunately there isn't anything that can be done though :(
Sandrilene
"Bless your heart" translates to "I'm about to insult you somehow but let me lull you into a false sense of security first"
northcarolinaisbeststate
Ehhh it's more like cool story bro.
marks0727
Yup, but half sincere
dangerousDoc
It depends on context but its a sympathetic version of "You dumbass"
marks0727
Nope, just good old southern hospitality. No need to start a fight I'm GOING to win.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Actually after being around my friend from chicago it is closer to "aw, it's retarded".
Sandrilene
Same difference then :P
RoyBattysDove
As a Texan, it translates to "go fuck yourself."
graygrif
hey, it can also come after the insult. "Becky this cake is nasty, but bless your heart for trying."
Laranatasha42
My husband and I just moved to the south and it is his new favorite catchphrase. I cannot get him to stop saying and giggling like crazy.
gakagoat
Same with my hubby and i!
stickemwiththepointyend
In an odd turn though, we will say "Aww bless it" and actually be expressing sympathy. Even I can't explain that one.
PricklyGoo
My family only uses that sarcastically.
stickemwiththepointyend
I think it just depends, we have some odd expressions in the south no matter how you look at it.
TheActualSlimShady
You forgot the churches every 12 feet. Source: experience
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Oh yeah they are fucking everywhere. Hate it.
stickemwiththepointyend
I was going to add that, you beat me to it.
PaulSmackageFromGrapevineTexas
I've literally seen a church with a Starbucks
DrakonRax
Yeah I got 5 in a 4 square Miles. 3 one one street.
LoneDirewolf
My town in Georgia has a population of maybe 25K people. The biggest buildings without a doubt are massive churches
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
super churches
Sandrilene
My hometown, middle of Wisconsin, has 4 churches for a total population of 1300.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
My hometown, population of 400, has about 13 within 5 minutes.
F23q98
Don't forget that every Wisconsin town at some point had a cheese factory and a tavern.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
sh-should i move to Wisconsin? do you guys have sweet tea?
F23q98
We have Lipton Iced Tea and Snapple.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Oh god no. Never mind.
darearkin
Honestly, having visited the south, there's this odd combination of all the above insanity- and then some of the friendliest people ever.
laboon
In my experience it's be friendly to your face and shitty behind your back.
darearkin
That's everyone though.
laboon
Not at all. where are you from?
darearkin
Cali.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
gotta dig through the shit to find the gold man.
darearkin
I will say something for you lot. You're a CRAPLOAD more laid back than we are out here in Cali. It had some appeal.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Can't live life in a hurry when you could be stuck behind a tractor for 45 minutes. Might as well slow down and take a look around.
darearkin
Actually I think it's more "Can't live life in a hurry when even moving increases the sweltering heat and horrid humidity." But that's me.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Nah, I go fishing for seven hours in 99 degree heat and 100% humidity. That's just a part of life lol.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
oh by the way tl;dr: most southerners are more like Hank Hill than Ricky Bobby.
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MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I mean. I did at one point.
TheAlmightyGuy
As an Oklahoman, I can confirm, same stuff goes on here.
NothisiisPatrick
"I wasn't flirting with her! I didn't even tell her I sell propane!"
PoloShirt11
Ok fair, thanks.
wwoodd97
Thank you for saying this. I am from North Carolina and I have to deal with people at my college assuming I am half the stuff above and (1/
wwoodd97
Then explaining not everything or everyonr in the south is like the before mentioned people.
KABARU
When I was at East Carolina, I remember students complaining that people had Southern accents. As if we were the odd ones.
luckiloosle
Texas native. Whole heartedly behind this post I smoke brisket and read while I do it we ain't all idjets.
Glidingboulder
You know everywhere else makes fun of somebody else right? The whole country doesnt make fun of only the south. Noo Joisey for example......
flikrdoodles
This guy's right. I'm a new yorker who talks mad shit about NJ, and a friend of mine is from NJ and talks mad shit about NY. It's great fun.
AphidTaco
I didnt know narrow eurathras were so common.
ihaveerectiledysfunctionandiamproud
Pretty common
yunohipster
Lol eurethra
PensiveGorilla
Born in MS, moved to Oregon. SO many times people ask me about what MS is really like and are shocked when I say its just like here.
PensiveGorilla
Had 1 guy in all seriousness ask me if there was a town with a sign that said "Don't let the sun set on your black ass here"
beachbum273
Sure, as long as you replace propane with charcoal
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I prefer propane lol
RetConMan
Humbabah
Thank you, that was a lot of reading for an illiterate northerner.
GunstarHero
I love both those men
LuckyWristbands
I'm more like hal Jordan
MuckDuck1
I'm from Alabama and can confirm.
Magster2004
I cried at the Miss State/Auburn game. Hattiesburg here!!
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Oh shit Hattie? Represent! I go to USM and work at ye old Gander Mountain.
Magster2004
No shit! Daddy went to USM. I live in Savannah, GA now but Mississippi has my heart and soul.
ThePowerfulPaet
I never judge a soul until I see them for myself, whether or not some stereotypes have some merit.
HenryFondle
Do you know the southern pecking order? Cuz Georgia is better than Alabama, alabama ain't tennessee, Tenessee ain't SC, SC ain't NC..
HenryFondle
so on and so forth - but there's one thing we're all agreed on. Thank fuck we're not Louisiana.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Thank fuck. France of America. Got god damn parishes instead of countys.
SWAAANN
I live in Mississippi too. Not born and raised hereI've definitely seen some better places but some of the stereotypes are definitely true.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Hey that's just like, your opinion man.
SWAAANN
That's true don't get me wrong but it's not all bad. And I haven't seen all the parts either so there's that too
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
You really have to be into nature because there isn't shit else to do.
RosefaceKillah
As a non native Texan I can confirm King of The Hill is too accurate.
ihaveerectiledysfunctionandiamproud
He's right, I tell you H'what.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I like to think i am like hank. Then i realize im closer to bobby.
askingpeopletobemyfrienduntilifindafriend
Pretty good friend of mine is almost a perfect Boomhauer. Quiet, tall, thin, and no one ever knows what the fuck he is saying
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
jagklhilghizhioaviahgioasghioasghio dang ole lagio;agiahgbioahgioqahgahvadjvlkalj i tell yah;akvnklsvjklavklazvklaag mmmhmm.
askingpeopletobemyfrienduntilifindafriend
Idk if you are familiar with mountain people, but thats genuinely how some of them speak.
prumdogmillionaire
That's my purse!
thefuzziestofbutts
I don't know you!
Mentalguy15
*kick to the groin*
Luminesa
But I don't sell propane or propane accessories! X3
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Didn't realize I'd be double dipping with this comment.
whyistheusernamealwaysgone
Man I've been living in Louisiana for a while now (Mom is from the NOLA area) and I'm pretty sure LA only likes MS not the rest of the south
Magster2004
Honey, you're the France of America. Mean that with love.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I uh. Don't know how to tell you this. But you are living in the France of American.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
One of my very best friends lives in baton rouge.
MorrighanWolf
Avoid the Osarks.
COOL69GUY420ZONE
Nah, I'm a charcoal man for life.
TheBlackVan
Charcoal to grill, but Ya gotta smoke your meat with a good hard wood.
ihaveerectiledysfunctionandiamproud
*politely, yet firmly asks you to leave*
COOL69GUY420ZONE
Mentalguy15
BWAAAA
Dom4Rent
@OP I want you to read me stories until i fall asleep.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Oh god here it goes. I can't promise not to shut post anymore guys.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
*shit
Dom4Rent
B-but I was being serious! Look, we can do this the easy way or the hard way, but i'm going to get a story from you.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Okay once upon a time a noble warrior named igottiredofmyoldusernamesonowim1995somethingidontknow used all of his characters on his username
Dom4Rent
was he a time traveler? He's from the year 1995.
Itsaidthecharacterlimitforusernameswassixtythreesoithinkthisis
I live in an upper class city and I didn't think people could be so dumb, even in Tennessee.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Wait are you saying people in your upper class city is dumb? are you originally from the area?
Itsaidthecharacterlimitforusernameswassixtythreesoithinkthisis
I've grew up about 15 min away but moved there about 3 years ago. It's interesting to see how different classes develop 1/2
Itsaidthecharacterlimitforusernameswassixtythreesoithinkthisis
Having grown up in a lower class neighbourhood I know shit that absolutely no one here knows. I gotta et outta here man.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
that is true upper class anywhere
Itsaidthecharacterlimitforusernameswassixtythreesoithinkthisis
I've been down to MS and Alabama many times and they might seem dumb to other people but are actually very resourceful.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
and intelligent in most cases.
Itsaidthecharacterlimitforusernameswassixtythreesoithinkthisis
Surprisingly, one of my good friends who is the textbook definition of redneck had a 4.0 GPA all of HS.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
exactly. Diverse people man.
stickemwiththepointyend
Tennessee is truly an interesting mix. Abject poverty, and then 5 miles away you'll find millionaires. At least where I live, I should say.
lyinglions
Memphis?
stickemwiththepointyend
Oh no, I live in a small, middle of nowhere town. We just happen to be the nursery capital of the world.
amandot
McMinnville?
stickemwiththepointyend
Yes! First time anyone has ever known that on here haha