An open letter to the rest of the USA from a Southerner.   

Oct 7, 2016 4:53 PM

First of all, I am a proud Southerner.

I am by no means a stereotypical Southerner, but I am very proud of where I from. I was born and raised in Mississippi, and I believe with all my heart that the south is an amazing place. I would also like to say there is a HUGE difference between being proud of where you are from and being a racist nationalist for a country that doesn't even exist anymore, but we will get to those people later.

I wanted to start off by saying that the South is no different than anywhere else. I've travelled a lot all across the country and I have met all sorts of people. There are ignorant people everywhere, and there are also brilliant people everywhere. I doubt that is a unpopular opinion, but the popular one seems to be that there are a lot more ignorant people in the south than anywhere else....I can't disagree. As much as I would like to I just can't. That stereotype is 100% correct.

These people exist, and they are sadly allowed in public.

These types of people are very very real. I've met people like this. I am related to people like this. They exist and they are horrible. These sort of images are typically used to depict rednecks (a term not at all considered an insult to most southerners) but that isn't right. My father is a redneck, but he isn't ignorant. He is a tolerant, educated man who just so happens to love trucks, camo, and guns. His only flaw in my eyes is his attraction to the rebel flag, but we will get to that later.

These people are despised by every other living human down here. Typically we just call them white trash, and they are they WORST individuals. These are the people who perpetuate racism. These are the people that cause our test scores to be so low. These are the people who fuck their cousins. They are a very real problem, and they are the problem with the south.

Gun nuts. Gun nuts as far as the eye can see.

I love firearms. I collect revolvers and lever action rifles and I own probably 12 guns myself. I don't own them just to exercise my second amendment right or anything like that I just really like guns. I don't consider myself a gun nut because I don't particularly care about guns. If something ever happened to change the laws where I couldn't own a firearm I would be upset, but I would respect the law and that would be that.

I own one pistol for personal protection (had a scare about a year ago where I was almost mugged) and no more. I hate the people who behave like it is there god given right to own a AR15. It isn't. It is your constitutional right and that is it. I am not for gun banning, but I am for stricter gun control especially concerning mental health evaluations before owning a firearm.

There are without a doubt people down here who are crazy gun owning maniacs, and I whole heartedly believe they are dangerous. This is another stereotype that is without a doubt 100% correct.

Not everyone is like the people above

There is only stereotype I hate. It's that we are all ignorant knuckle dragging racist. This is a photograph of William Faulkner, an Oxford Mississippi native and one of the best known American writers.

Now I am not saying that a lot of Southerners are brilliant writers. Most of us art brilliant anythings, although most people aren't, but my point is we aren't all ignorant. Some of us are caring, good hearted individuals who would give anyone who asked the shirt off our back. Most of us are well educated, with pretty much 90% of the current generation getting their high school diplomas at least.

And religion, at least in my state, isn't a commanding factor in the schools. Creationism isn't taught and evolution is. Most of us really don't give two shits what your religion is. Just don't go on and on about it and we will not either.

Illiteracy isn't really a thing

Even the mouth breathers like I described above can most likely read. I am not sure where this super popular assumption that the south is full of illiterate people came from. Sure, a lot of people down here are not very well read. Most people struggle with correct grammar as well. However, pretty much everyone is able to read and write at length. In my whole life I have met three people who could not read, and all of them were in their eighties or nineties.

This flag is really popular.

First of all, this is not the flag of the Confederate States of America. It is technically the Army of Tennessee flag, and a similar perfectly square flag is known as the Army of Northern Virginia battle flag. The later flag was what was flown by General Robert E. Lee, which is why it is pretty much used throughout the south as the rebel flag.

Before I explain why this flag is such a huge deal down here I need to be clear. I fucking hate this god damn flag. I am not a citizen of the CSA and I never was. I am a US citizen and I am pretty fucking proud of that.

Anyways, this flag is popular in the south for one major reason. The North tries to tell us it shouldn't be. As long as I have been alive my dad has never flown a rebel or state flag outside our house, but in early 2016 a lot of places started taking down the state flag. So next to our large metal flag pole dad drove two pieces of PVC pipe into the ground and hung both a Army of Tennessee flag and a Mississippi state flag on them. Now he isn't really a racist guy and I really don't think he cares at all about the outcome of a war from 100 years before he was born, but he really really fucking hates being told what he can and can't do.

I think that is most likely how southerners have always been. Stubborn and rebellious. I believe two things about the civil war without question: One being that the politicians at play only had one thing on their mind, slavery. Two being that a lot of people who fought for the south didn't give a shit about slavery, but really fucking hated being told what to do.

This flag is way more popular

If you are ever in the south do me a favor. Find a house flying a rebel flag in their yard, and then see if an American flag is being flown as well. Chances are it is and it will ALWAYS be flying higher. I have only ever met one true CSA nationalist and he was a dangerously racist man, but in most cases Southerners are incredibly patriotic. To them the rebel flag is a sign of the rebellious southern attitude, but the American flag is a sign of the men and women who die every day for our freedoms.

There is one last thing I would like to say, and I imagine it will sound a little pompous but I'm saying it anyway.

I feel like everyone else in the country looks down on us and makes fun of us for no good reason. I've met a lot of people from all over the world who have moved to the southern US, and they all say we are some of the kindest people in the world.

So I just want to speak on behalf of the entire half of the country that is south of the Mason Dixon line for a minute.

Regardless of how all of you talk about us and how all of you criticize our culture, everyone will always be welcomed with open arms should you ever find yourself down south. No where else on earth will you be broken down on the side of the road and not only be helped getting to town, but be fed on our dollar if you will let us.

We really do love everyone, even the yankees.

Sincerely,

The South.

I'm from AL and been asked some funny shit while up north. My favorites are "do you ride cows to school?" and "first time in an elevator?"

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I realized I had a very active prejudice against the south and then I realized it was actually just white trash. Mid west if far more racist

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I hate white trash people. And they exist in every state.

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Anyone with additional questions, hate to fling, or love to spread is welcome to inbox me if they don't want to comment

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My wife went to college in North Carolina and I loved visiting. Place just felt friendly

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Makes me want to do a post on Florida. It's definitely in the south U.S., but somehow not southern.

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Florida is our penis. It is down there but it behaves a lot more like it's controlling our head.

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But @op you didn't even talk about how we literally stab each other over BBQ (mustard base bitches)

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I myself don't like bbq

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How can you even say that? That's like saying "I don't like wine." There are so many types of sauce/seasonings/meat/cooking combinations!

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I don't like smoked meats.

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+1. Thanks for helping me acknowledge and start pushing out another prejudice/stereotype.

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As a fellow southerner, I approve this message.

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I am so happy with how this post did. A good discussion does the heart some good in days like this.

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I have to disagree that nowhere else in the world will you be helped and fed if you're broken down. Other than that thanks for the good read

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The Constitution doesn't give you the right to own a gun. It declares the government doesn't have the authority to take that right away.

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Well I believe my point was made all the same.

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I'm a southerner living in Ohio and damn I am proud of my roots. Yes the south has its flaws, but sometimes it's a nice place to be.

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I grew up in Ohio, and one of the kids on my school bus had a Army of Tennessee flag flying from their house. We're pseudo-southern.

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The south can have Ohio.

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Nice post. I can see how it can be frustrating when so many negative things are said about your home.

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We just sit on our porches and drink our sweet tea. Ain't no skin off my nose.

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"Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!" -Yoda

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It is both a mudhole and slimy because of constant 100% humidity.

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It's just hot soup for like 8 months straight.

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Georgian here - swamp ass is real.

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My brother

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South texan we don't really have cold but duct tape balls are a real thing here

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I currently live in Utah, number 2 in dryness, I envy your humidity.

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Oh fuck that. Come get the shit.

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Please. Take it back with you. We long for the dry like a starving man longs for sustenance.

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As a brit living in Kansas can confirm usa flags everywhere.

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Just in case you get lost or think you accidentally wandered into Denmark.

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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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Kansas is considered Midwest, not South. During the Civil War, they were a free state and not a slave-owning Confederate state.

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Fully aware of where Kansas is and the history. Just saying that the usa goes crazy for flags.

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The irony being that most US flags are made in China. The military gets them local, but stores likely got them from overseas.

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I've had people in CA tell me I sound intelligent for a Southerner. I don't ever know how to respond to that stuff.

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"He's so well spoken!"

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tell them to eat shit or fuck off.

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just say "aw bless your heart. thank you."

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I always tell em they sound smart for a Californian.

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They sound stupid for Californians.

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I met 2 californians on a cruise (we were all young teens) and they thought Texas was nothing but ranches. I don't even have a drawl

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Californians are something else. That weather or the drugs cooked away their brains.

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They were nice people, just ignorant :) they learned that when they landed in Houston

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No matter how hard we try, some will never believe that we aren't exactly the stereotypes have learned. It sucks, because we are mostly >

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Kind, decent people. Tennessee is my home, and I love my state even if others don't.

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Amen.

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its not unfounded in the south

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It's not, because I know people that fit nearly every stereotype. I just wish others didn't think we are ALL racist, ignorant, and so on.

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right? Its tough but i don't guess it matters too much because we have sweet tea.

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Literally just poured myself a glass, gotta have my sweet tea!

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I hate bad sweet tea. A curse on all of the houses who make bad sweet tea

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As a Texan. I completely agree with your "the south doesn't like being told what to do mentality" thing. It's fucking rampant.

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I mean. Neither did the slaves that was kind of the whole point on why we stepped in.

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I mean, on one hand i really really agree with it. On the other that is the flag from a time in our history that basically set us back 1/2

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development wise 50 years and It pisses me off. 2/2.

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I get how you feel about it, but can you at least agree that aesthetically it's a pretty neat design?

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I mean yeah but still lol

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I wish two things about that flag: 1) everyone would know it's not the official CSA flag. 2) the rest of us would stop flying it.

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Amen

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Does it really matter what its original meaning was? I mean Swastikas were originally a Buddhist symbol for balance.

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Yeah but nobody's throwing around a statue of Buddha as a symbol of hate. Either way, touché sir.

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The Constitution does not give anyone any rights. It delineates areas where the government is not allowed to tread. Rights are inherent.

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I completely agree, however in the venacular "constitutional rights" is frequently used because it is a short phrase that is easy to say

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Man I feel like you are trying to say something related to my post but I just can't pin point your reference.

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He's saying rights are inherent to us as conscious beings, the Constitution just recognize and protects them.

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I understand this now. Thank you though!

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Im waiting on an explanation man

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Most of the founders believed that the rights we have are inherently god-give, not given from the government. This is an important (1/?)

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distinction because if our rights come from the government or from the constitution then the government could at some point decide (2/?)

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some rights are more important than others or that we don't deserve certain rights anymore. Many of the founders thought that the Bill (3/?)

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of Rights wasn't necessary because of the implication that the power belonged to the people, not the government. (4/4)

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"It is your constitutional right and that is it." -OP

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Ah I see. Call me a fool i suppose.

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Nah. Just pointing a misconception a lot of people have. As if the Government deigns to allow us free speech or freedom of religion. When in

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reality many contemporaries thought the Bill of Rights was extraneous because it only stated the obvious. Nowadays people don't think that

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I think the problem is the politicians you let speak for you. They paint you all in a bad light.

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I live in Michigan. My rep is an idiot. Hopefully we can fix that this time around.

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I fucking love my governor Phil Bryant, but mississippi tends to do alright on politicians.

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Some great ones, Trey Gowdy, Jim DeMint, Tim Scott, Niki Haley. Some real bad ones too...

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Mike Connor for one

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I am super happy this is my best post.

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As not an American, you should be proud :) You've gotten people talking and gave some good insight into South USA, I'm glad to be the wiser

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thanks you!

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Louisiana lady here ! Hi neighbor you forgot to use y'all !

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As a Texan, i love that this post is doing so well. It explains the south without getting too far into how diverse it is

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I could do 100 more post going into specifics.

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I recently left my home in Utah to spend several months down south, mostly Louisiana, and I can pretty much confirm all this. Fun times.

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The illiteracy thing comes from the fact that Mississippi is pretty much always ranked last or second to last in quality of education.

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To that point its really easy to say that someone has to be last but when you look at the test scores they're really far behind.

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Well...kinda the whole bible belt ranks lower than the rest of the country

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Ah i didn't think of that. We can read, but fuck our education system is shit.

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10 years ago (deleted Dec 14, 2016 6:57 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Also the blues of that area.

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Yeaah, MSMS teaches classes other states can get normally at home without needing to go to boarding school and your regular schools are..sad

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yeah its tough.

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As a side note, I'm not from MS but my boyfriend is.

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Oh where in MS is he from?

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And yet anecdotally speaking, the dumbest, most illiterate guys i've ever met are from chicago and other run down cities up north. Even many

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of the country hicks down here are usually fairly well spoken but just have such a damn drawl they could sound stupid reading a dictionary

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flawlessly.

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Hey. Our drawl is sexy.

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Preach

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Your food is delicious.

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This.

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Your welcome

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*you're. Sorry.

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Well ain't I perpetuating stereotypes.

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What state? Im here in AL

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Brother!

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MS

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Cornbread dressing, not "stuffing".

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Yes it is!

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And that's about it

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Biscuits and gravy

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I'm from Georgia and I agree that being told what to do means we'll just do the opposite, even if it's detrimental. Also, fuck Sherman.

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I grew up in Sherman's home town in Ohio. But I didn't go to the school named after him, I went to the other one ... does that help? lol

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FUCK SHERMAN

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I'll third that and raise you a Fuck Grant.

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You're not kidding about the flag. I see some almost daily

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for what those people look like i refer you to photo #2

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I drove through Chapel Hill, TN not too long ago. The quantity of rebel flags blanketing the main road bordered on scary.

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My neighbor has one draped across their front porch as I type this. *eye roll*

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well, there is one outside my house right now. Its that ole "stop telling me what to do" mentality.

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btw my dad hung it outside not me.

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I don't mind it so much, except that from what I've overheard from his LOUD phone conversations outside, it's definitely meant to be racist>

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Yeah fuck those guys.

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And two houses down from me is a Guatemalan family that recently moved in. Unfortunately there isn't anything that can be done though :(

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"Bless your heart" translates to "I'm about to insult you somehow but let me lull you into a false sense of security first"

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Ehhh it's more like cool story bro.

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Yup, but half sincere

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It depends on context but its a sympathetic version of "You dumbass"

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Nope, just good old southern hospitality. No need to start a fight I'm GOING to win.

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Actually after being around my friend from chicago it is closer to "aw, it's retarded".

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Same difference then :P

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As a Texan, it translates to "go fuck yourself."

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hey, it can also come after the insult. "Becky this cake is nasty, but bless your heart for trying."

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My husband and I just moved to the south and it is his new favorite catchphrase. I cannot get him to stop saying and giggling like crazy.

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Same with my hubby and i!

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In an odd turn though, we will say "Aww bless it" and actually be expressing sympathy. Even I can't explain that one.

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My family only uses that sarcastically.

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I think it just depends, we have some odd expressions in the south no matter how you look at it.

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You forgot the churches every 12 feet. Source: experience

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Oh yeah they are fucking everywhere. Hate it.

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I was going to add that, you beat me to it.

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I've literally seen a church with a Starbucks

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Yeah I got 5 in a 4 square Miles. 3 one one street.

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My town in Georgia has a population of maybe 25K people. The biggest buildings without a doubt are massive churches

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super churches

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My hometown, middle of Wisconsin, has 4 churches for a total population of 1300.

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My hometown, population of 400, has about 13 within 5 minutes.

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Don't forget that every Wisconsin town at some point had a cheese factory and a tavern.

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sh-should i move to Wisconsin? do you guys have sweet tea?

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We have Lipton Iced Tea and Snapple.

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Oh god no. Never mind.

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Honestly, having visited the south, there's this odd combination of all the above insanity- and then some of the friendliest people ever.

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In my experience it's be friendly to your face and shitty behind your back.

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That's everyone though.

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Not at all. where are you from?

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Cali.

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gotta dig through the shit to find the gold man.

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I will say something for you lot. You're a CRAPLOAD more laid back than we are out here in Cali. It had some appeal.

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Can't live life in a hurry when you could be stuck behind a tractor for 45 minutes. Might as well slow down and take a look around.

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Actually I think it's more "Can't live life in a hurry when even moving increases the sweltering heat and horrid humidity." But that's me.

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Nah, I go fishing for seven hours in 99 degree heat and 100% humidity. That's just a part of life lol.

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oh by the way tl;dr: most southerners are more like Hank Hill than Ricky Bobby.

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I mean. I did at one point.

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As an Oklahoman, I can confirm, same stuff goes on here.

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"I wasn't flirting with her! I didn't even tell her I sell propane!"

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Ok fair, thanks.

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Thank you for saying this. I am from North Carolina and I have to deal with people at my college assuming I am half the stuff above and (1/

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Then explaining not everything or everyonr in the south is like the before mentioned people.

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When I was at East Carolina, I remember students complaining that people had Southern accents. As if we were the odd ones.

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Texas native. Whole heartedly behind this post I smoke brisket and read while I do it we ain't all idjets.

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You know everywhere else makes fun of somebody else right? The whole country doesnt make fun of only the south. Noo Joisey for example......

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This guy's right. I'm a new yorker who talks mad shit about NJ, and a friend of mine is from NJ and talks mad shit about NY. It's great fun.

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I didnt know narrow eurathras were so common.

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Pretty common

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Lol eurethra

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Born in MS, moved to Oregon. SO many times people ask me about what MS is really like and are shocked when I say its just like here.

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Had 1 guy in all seriousness ask me if there was a town with a sign that said "Don't let the sun set on your black ass here"

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Sure, as long as you replace propane with charcoal

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I prefer propane lol

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Thank you, that was a lot of reading for an illiterate northerner.

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I love both those men

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I'm more like hal Jordan

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I'm from Alabama and can confirm.

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I cried at the Miss State/Auburn game. Hattiesburg here!!

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Oh shit Hattie? Represent! I go to USM and work at ye old Gander Mountain.

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No shit! Daddy went to USM. I live in Savannah, GA now but Mississippi has my heart and soul.

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I never judge a soul until I see them for myself, whether or not some stereotypes have some merit.

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Do you know the southern pecking order? Cuz Georgia is better than Alabama, alabama ain't tennessee, Tenessee ain't SC, SC ain't NC..

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so on and so forth - but there's one thing we're all agreed on. Thank fuck we're not Louisiana.

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Thank fuck. France of America. Got god damn parishes instead of countys.

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I live in Mississippi too. Not born and raised hereI've definitely seen some better places but some of the stereotypes are definitely true.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey that's just like, your opinion man.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's true don't get me wrong but it's not all bad. And I haven't seen all the parts either so there's that too

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You really have to be into nature because there isn't shit else to do.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As a non native Texan I can confirm King of The Hill is too accurate.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He's right, I tell you H'what.

10 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 0

I like to think i am like hank. Then i realize im closer to bobby.

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Pretty good friend of mine is almost a perfect Boomhauer. Quiet, tall, thin, and no one ever knows what the fuck he is saying

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Idk if you are familiar with mountain people, but thats genuinely how some of them speak.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's my purse!

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I don't know you!

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

*kick to the groin*

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But I don't sell propane or propane accessories! X3

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't realize I'd be double dipping with this comment.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Man I've been living in Louisiana for a while now (Mom is from the NOLA area) and I'm pretty sure LA only likes MS not the rest of the south

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honey, you're the France of America. Mean that with love.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I uh. Don't know how to tell you this. But you are living in the France of American.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

One of my very best friends lives in baton rouge.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Avoid the Osarks.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, I'm a charcoal man for life.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Charcoal to grill, but Ya gotta smoke your meat with a good hard wood.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*politely, yet firmly asks you to leave*

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

BWAAAA

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@OP I want you to read me stories until i fall asleep.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh god here it goes. I can't promise not to shut post anymore guys.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*shit

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

B-but I was being serious! Look, we can do this the easy way or the hard way, but i'm going to get a story from you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay once upon a time a noble warrior named igottiredofmyoldusernamesonowim1995somethingidontknow used all of his characters on his username

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

was he a time traveler? He's from the year 1995.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in an upper class city and I didn't think people could be so dumb, even in Tennessee.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wait are you saying people in your upper class city is dumb? are you originally from the area?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've grew up about 15 min away but moved there about 3 years ago. It's interesting to see how different classes develop 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Having grown up in a lower class neighbourhood I know shit that absolutely no one here knows. I gotta et outta here man.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that is true upper class anywhere

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've been down to MS and Alabama many times and they might seem dumb to other people but are actually very resourceful.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

and intelligent in most cases.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Surprisingly, one of my good friends who is the textbook definition of redneck had a 4.0 GPA all of HS.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

exactly. Diverse people man.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Tennessee is truly an interesting mix. Abject poverty, and then 5 miles away you'll find millionaires. At least where I live, I should say.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Memphis?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh no, I live in a small, middle of nowhere town. We just happen to be the nursery capital of the world.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

McMinnville?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes! First time anyone has ever known that on here haha

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0